BBC phone sex sluts have all the fun. I went down to the truck stop last night determined to fill my basket with cum. It is Halloween, after all. The truck stop was happening too. There were other lot lizard whores trolling for a quick buck, but I am not down there charging guys to fuck me. I am down there because I want all those big black dicks. I am a cum whore. I am a BBC slut. If a black trucker wants to give me some blow in exchange for bouncing on his monster cock, I will not say no. But I will never demand money for my fuck holes. Unlike the other lot lizard sex whores, I am not desperate for money. I make great money as a dirty phone bone slut. I just like to fuck. I mean I am in my 50s now. That’s my sexual prime. I no longer need to worry about getting knocked up. I can let all those beautiful black dicks fuck me bare back. It is liberating to say bye to condoms. I may be a dirty old blonde whore, but the black truckers love me. I can handle their cocks and most lot lizards would snap in two. Not me. I am thin but built to withstand a hardcore fucking. Last night, I went from truck to truck asking trick or treat. I got lots of treats. Lots of big black treats for my hungry holes. The place was full of truckers and whores, but I was the whore getting all the attention. That is because I am a cheap whore. I just want all that black cum in my pussy and ass. I am a cum dumpster whore. By the time I got home, I looked like I had been riding a bull too long. I was walking funny, and I had cum everywhere on my body. Happy Halloween to me.
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Trashy MILF Hurricane Parties are the Best
The only thing better than a trashy milf is two trashy milfs. It is hurricane season here in Florida. While most women are at home securing the hatches and sandbagging their homes, my friend Shayla and I were throwing a hurricane party. It is a thing in Florida. Now normally it means you just have a keg and a bunch of folks over to forgot about Mother Nature for a while or try too at least. I love being a whore. I will be a whore no matter what is going on in the world. So, our hurricane party was just us and about 20 guys from the trailer park. What we had was a lot lizard sex party. We drained cocks. We did belly shots off each other. We fucked. We snowballed. We were gang bang whores while the storm was brewing. We could hear the thunder and rain. The wind was rocking my trailer. But we did not allow ourselves to worry about the hurricane. It was out of our hands. But we did have fun. We escaped with my favorite things cock, coke and cum. How does it get any better than that? Shayla is a BBC whore like me, but she had never fucked a young boy before. I am a P cougar. The only thing I like as much as those big black cocks are young boy cocks. My hurricane party had a mixture of black cocks and young cocks. Shalya fucked her first jailbait cock at my hurricane party. It was a game changer for her. I was happy to be a part of that too. I mean really happy because women our age should have as many young lovers as possible. I broke the seal for her, LOL. She had this one boy who she thought was on the right side of barely legal, and she let him bang the piss out of her. He gave her a sloppy wet pussy. When I told her his real age, well, the damage was done. She was hooked on his Energizer Bunny cock. A young boy rabbits an old pussy. It was the best hurricane party I have yet to throw. We got filled with cock and cum. We were distracted from the storm and my friend discovered the joys of P cock.
PoPo GloHo Toilet Sex
My hot hookers all know that if your whore holes are out of commision for any reason but you still want to make a few bucks, then you have to spend a little time toilet sex blowjobs in the PoPo GloHo. Yep, my porta-potty gloryhole was one of the best investments I ever made, not just for me, for all of us cash hungry cum guzzlers!
Should a prostitute have to put her paycheck on hold just because her pussy is so swollen from the previous night’s work? If one of my creamfilled callgirls comes down with the clap really bad or contracts a particularly staunch strain of syphilis that just won’t go away, should she have to worry about feeding her family until she’s better? No way! I have a great option for my gaped out girlies who aren’t trying to work the beat or have pus covered pussies that are too sticky for a roll around in the sheets. That’s right, the PoPo GloHo.
It gets a lot of action, I put it in the park behind the dumpsters right across the fence from the truck stop. It’s basically my own personal 24 hour blowjob station with a constantly rotating staff of cock snot sucking sluts whose cunts you may or may not want to risk ramming your rod into. Make no mistake, just like all of my sexy services, my porta-hole is provided on a “Fuck at your own risk” basis. You’ll probably be fine, though.
You need a quick long dong lube job, 30 bucks and a bit of throwing caution to the wind is all you need. Just hop the fence at the Lovelies Travel Plaza off of exit 89 and you can get all the sucking you want. Don’t hit me up with complaints, though. You get what you get at a gloryhole, just sometimes load blowing comes with an STI. You won’t mind, I have the best big dick sucker sluts ever who can’t wait to show you how they can make their tongues work. All you gotta do is come on down to, say it with me… Caroline’s PoPo GloHo!
Lot Lizard Sex is What a Trailer Park Whore Does Best
Lot lizard sex is a term for trailer park whores who frequent the truck stops. Some troll for cock because they are hookers. Some troll because they are whores. I troll because truckers have the best drugs. I guess since they stopped selling No Doz and caffeine pills, truckers use cocaine instead. That shit can keep you up for days. I have a good dealer. But a few years ago, I discovered I did not need to pay for coke when I could fuck for it instead. I could have always fucked for coke; I just wish I had known that when I was younger. I have been a druggy porn whore since the 80s. Back then everyone did coke. In preparation for the weekend, I went to the truck stop last night willing to trade my old whores for coke. None of my usual guys were there. I think because it was a Wednesday night instead of a Friday. I just ran out of coke sooner than usual. It was a wild week for me. I met this trucker named Ed. Older man. Not older than me, but in his 40s easily. Never seen him before, but he knew of me. Said he had been hoping that one time he would meet the infamous Beverly. He had great coke and a lot of it too. He was more than willing to share, but he wanted to fuck my ass. He thought I would not be down for that. In fact, I think he wanted me to not be a seasoned anal sex whore. I am street smart, so I could read between the lines easily. If I was going to get a big bag of coke for acting like I hated anal sex, I was going to go for an Oscar performance. He ravaged my asshole like he had a big black dick. He did have a big white cock. One he said his wife would never take in her backdoor. I am not like most women. I will do anything for free coke and last night, I did. I screamed and cried and gave an Oscar worthy performance as a woman who hates anal sex just for coke. And I will do it again too.
Lot Lizard Love
In order to get quick cash for drugs, I’ve started working the truckers as a lot lizard. There’s plenty of fat, dirty nasty truckers wanting a quick fuck or bj for a little cash. These losers are really fucking cheap. They think getting pussy should be like ten bucks! I am some self respect and “im not doing shit for less than at least 20 bucks! So that’s how it usually starts, me wearing short short dress or mini skirt for easy access for those dirt bags to get their dirty fat fingers into my twat to finger bang me for awhile. Then I’m usually forced my the nasty trucker to have my face into his lap, giving him a sloppy wet drooling drippy blowjob, as my spit runs down his dirty dick, I can start to see streaks of pink as my saliva washes his nasty dirt covered cock appears! All veiny and hairy the wirey dirty stinky pubic hair mound he’s got between my legs is forcefully smashed into my face giving me a big whiff of crotch rot. His pubs are so wirey that they stab and tickly my nostrils and scrape the inside of my nose giving me jagged red streak across my face. If that wasn’t enough to have all that big bunch of pubic hair getting forcefully slammed into my face, I feel a callousey thumb getting shoved into my poop chute with out lube! I usually protest but If i’m broke enough and need to get high bad enough i’ll get dry anally fucked by one of those tight wads for these extra cash. They always are blasting Hank williams jr., David allan coe or Brooks and Dunn thru their stereo, yee hawing and whoop whoopin into their cb radio telling their trucker buddies what a hot piece of white trash ass I am and the will tell them what my “20” is so they can haul ass down where I am to get a piece of this Cindy lizard lot action. No shame in the game though right? I’m just making my way getting a piece of the action to fund my high. I’ve got the body to do it at least for now. Plus I get lucky and a lot of these fuckers have a pipe full of shit and will let me smoke some of their crystal with them before I have to get back out there and serve up my ass and pussy to more trashy truckers.
Trashy MILF and Madam Lilibeth
Being a trashy milf has its perks. I am constantly scouting out new talent. All my daughters have less privileged friends eager to make easy money. Sometimes though I need super young. I have gone through our help’s grand angels. They are some of my best money makers, but the problem with little girls is they get older. They always get older but my clients like them younger. Well, some clients like them super young. I have this one big spender. He is an acquaintance of my husband’s. He is not American. He is a fat Greek tycoon, who loves those little girls who are knee high with puffy pussy mounds and no titties yet. He likes them to be virgins too. He pays more for virgin hookers for hire. He has popped many cherries in my family. Last week, he wanted something even younger than my daughters were when daddy and I first pimped them out. Do you know how hard that is to find? Sure, I can steal one, but that has too much risk. I prefer them willing and able to keep a secret. Or I prefer parents who will rent their brats to me.
I found this junkie at the truck stop. Her adorable little brat was in the car while her mother turned tricks. I watched both. The mom had track marks and all the hallmarks of a life being a slave to smack. The daughter, however, was pure, innocent and the perfect age for my client. After that lot lizard sex whore got her money, I watched her make a drug buy. I offered her more money than she could ever imagine. This dirty whore negotiated a better deal for herself. It was a better deal for me too. She sold me her daughter. Now, I know its not legal. I know she could come back some time looking for her girl if she gets clean, but the junkie did not even ask my name. No way she would even remember what I looked like if one day she got herself clean. I bought her baby girl for a steal considering all the money daddy and I are going to make off her. In the end, this doll baby will be better off. Sure, she is going to have to fuck a lot of men, but she will live in a nice house and go to school and have nice things. I treat all the hoes in my home brothel like money making princesses. This Friday, our newest little whore gets to have her first daddy date and I am already counting the money.