It is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.
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Poolside Pissing Sex
My Phone Sex Line: My Little Ones are Hookers for Hire for the Right Price
My phone sex line is for men who like extreme age play. It is also for guys who enjoy a nasty mommy. I’m not your typical stay at home mother. I love my little ones, but I am of the philosophy that they belong to me. They are my property, therefore I get to use them how I want. My middle boy is rather androgynous looking. Blonde little Thor. The P men go crazy over him. And, I spot them a mile away too. Over the weekend we were at the library. Not for reasons you think. I don’t do books. I do, however, do wealthy perverts with a penchant for little boys. Those kind of guys hunt for little ones at places they frequent like public libraries. I let my little stud roam about and watched from a distance as the men gravitated to him. I am pretty good at picking out the wealthy ones too. My little angel always reels in the big fish. I waited awhile as my boy worked his charm on a potential patron. My boy knows how to cock tease. Actually, all my brats do. I taught them well. After about 20 minutes, I joined in much to his chagrin. He made up some story as to why he was talking to my young son. I pointed out the wood in his pants and calmly said, “Let’s talk numbers.” His eyes got big with disbelief, but we settled on a very nice sum. We met him later at this no tell motel I have on retainer, exchanged money for sex with my son. This guy was old and not attractive, but his wallet made up for that. Sometimes we have to take one for the team. I rewarded my son handsomely with a trip to Toys R US and some playtime with mommy’s pussy. My little ones are all hookers for hire for the right price.
Tranny Phone Sex at the Mini-Golf Course
I played mini golf with some friends this weekend, and we had a BLAST. Granted, I didn’t do particularly well, as I don’t play often at all. However, there was one very memorable aspect of my game.
When I got to the mushroom forest hole, I was the last one through, and so I was left alone while the rest of my group played ahead a couple of holes. This complete hottie with blonde hair and green eyes came behind me and asked if I would mind him playing through. I, of course, said I had no problem with it whatsoever. However, when he finished putting the hole, he turned to me and asked if I would walk with him to grab his ball. I agreed, and when we got to the hole, he bent me over a toadstool and started kissing my neck, asking if he could have his way with my tight little sphincter. I could not have said no if my life depended on it, so hot was I. I felt his finger slide into me first, then the gradual pressure of his dick ALONGSIDE his finger!! Then, his finger and dick were basically fighting inside of me, one pulling out as the other pushed in. That finger kept massaging my prostate as the cock plunged deeper and deeper inside of me, until he removed the finger, causing me to orgasm. Not long after that, I felt him spew his seed all up inside of me, and I swear, I came again.
Hot to Trot Gets Rejected
I saw a complete hottie washing his car today, so I decided to walk over and introduce myself. I put on my favorite white camisole top and denim mini, and let my hair down. As I walked up, his attention stayed steady on the car he was spraying down. I came to stand right beside him, and offered a bright, if brisk, greeting. He didn’t even twitch, so determined was he to ignore me. I walked around to the other side of his car, acting as if the car was my sole interest. I feigned the most intense desire to know all about the car, but his answers were curt, at best. So, by way of trying to be a good neighbor, I left it be. He can ignore me for now, but this hot little piece of ass right here will be ready and willing when that delicious hunk of man-candy is ready to be devoured. And I assure you, he will come to, and for, me.
Hardcore Anal Sex in the Back Room
I went down to the corner store today. It’s one of those little crappy convenience stores; no gas pumps and some cruddy, greasy food. The cashier today was new, and he was fucking fine! I wanted to crawl over the counter, strip him down, and have my way with him right there. I spent a little longer there than I actually needed, and by the time I finally checked out, I was the only person in the store.
I flirted with him a little, and he grinned. He walked out from behind the counter, locked up the front doors, flipped the sign to closed, and then turned to me. His shirt came off first, and he was packing a 6-pack. He walked past me into the back room, only turning once to beckon me with him.
He bent me over a stack of boxes, hiked my skirt up, reached around, and grabbed hold of my cock. Just when I was starting to get into it, his huge dick ripped my ass open. He was so big that I actually shrieked with the surprised pain of it. As soon as he was fully inside of me, though, and his cock started to massage my prostate and his balls started slapping my own, the amazing feeling of him filling me up just blew my mind.
I was so disappointed when he pulled out of me, but that disappointment dissolved when he snapped a rubber glove on and I felt his fingers dip into me. He started with 2, then quickly graduated to 4, and the next thing I knew, I was getting ass fisted. By that point, I was on my knees, and I grabbed my cock to stroke myself off to the amazing sensations happening in my ass. I came so hard, and then I sucked him off like nobody’s business.
Let me train you on taking cock.
I had a real cock sucking whore call me last night. He begged and pleaded with me to let his suck my magnificent tranny cock. I told him to get down on his knees and worship my cock. I pulled my dick out and made him sniff the head of my cock. His face went from a smile to a kind of frown. I asked him if he liked that smell he shook his head no.. I giggled as I rubbed my cock over his face. I told him if he wanted to make me cum he had to clean the last asshole off my big fat tranny cock. His eye lit up, he grabbed the head of my cock with his lips and sucked me in his mouth just a little bit. I had to laugh as he really, and I mean really thought he was doing a good job. I made him open his pretty little cock sucking mouth and I rammed my dick down his throat. He tried to get away but I stood there, with his pretty cock sucking mouth shoved down my dick. The tear’s were running down his cheeks and snot was coming out of his nose. I throat fucked him so fucking hard till I had to cum… I looked down on him pulled my cock out and covered his cock sucking faggot face with my cum.