I am more of a coke whore than a drunk girl fucking. But I can drink any man under the table, even as skinny as I am. I think all that coke gave me a high tolerance for any illicit substance. I was challenged last night at this local dive bar. I was bragging about how no man can get me drunk enough to do shit I don’t want to do. I never pass up a challenge. Never. Ever. I took his bet and started doing shots of Fireball followed by beers. I was keeping up with this big guy who thought he could out drink me. At some point in our little drinking competition, I got super horny. Liquor does that too me. A trailer trash whore can still handle her booze. This guy did not know me or my reputation as an old coke whore. He also did not realize I was a dirty slut too. He thought he won when I started blowing every guy in the bar. He thought that meant he won. I told him he was not making me be a whore. I was one with or without the booze. I wanted to suck those cocks. The truth is there is not much I will not do so this guy was not winning. I kept pounding back the beers while I was blowing guys and talking to my challenger too. He was looking like he might puke. He was struggling to keep up with a skinny lot lizard. I told him we could call off the bet, but he was not losing to a blonde fucking whore. I ordered a round of beer and started pounding them fast again. He was wasted. Slurring his words, stumbling all over the place. When he went down like a sack of potatoes, I took his clothes off and fucked his ass with a beer bottle. I also wrote all over his body with a black sharpie like Loser and Shrimp dick. For as big and tall as he was, I expected more. I went back to fucking the men in the bar to celebrate being crowned the beer queen whore. Like I said, no one out drinks me.
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Druggy Porn Star Beverly Cannot Hold Her Liquor
I am a druggy porn star. In my head at least. What can I say? When it comes to coke, pot and pills, I party like a rock star and keep my dignity. Not that I have much dignity to begin with, LOL. I just mean that I do not get sloppy when high. Drinking is my weakness, however. I can hold my liquor better than most women, but I am a sloppy drunk, nonetheless. Last night I crashed a party. One of the girls at the party challenged me to a drinking contest. I think she wanted to shame me. I was 3 times her age, but the guys at the party turned their focus to me not her when I crashed the party. They were more interested in the trashy milf than her, and I think she just got jealous. She wanted to see me falling down drunk, praying to the porcelain gods. I knew it was a possibility because liquor not my drug of choice. Challenge accepted and challenged failed. She handed me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I guzzled it like I was Janis Joplin on stage. In between guzzles, I took some hits off my pipe and a couple lines of devil’s dust too. Soon, I looked like the girl from the Exorcist. I was puking after I drank most of the bottle of Jack. So was the girl who challenged me. We both lost the challenge and we both lost our dignity, LOL. The guys at the party did not care that we were sloppy drunk though. Their dicks were hard for the two drunk girls. I had puke breath. So did she, but again, I think the guys at the party preferred drunk girls fucking. I can be high as a kite and remember everything. A bottle of Jack Daniels and I am a puking, fucking, hot mess. My pussy was full of cum the next morning. Hell, I had cum matted in my hair too. If those guys did not mind fucking me, I did not mind them fucking me. Do you like a drunk girl fucking?
Druggy Phone Sex: Don’t Tell Daddy I Do All The Drugs!
“Bend over, and take it” his raspy voice moans into my ear as he shoves me down against the desk, in Druggy phone sex. He’s there to collect on what he’s owed and he’s brought a few friends with him. You know, growing up I was always told that a woman’s body is golden and you could get absolutely whatever you wanted if you used it correctly. I think that one of my biggest and best mistakes was realizing that I could get all the Drugs that I desired just by batting my pretty eyes in the right person’s direction.
I have this habit of getting in debt to all of the dealers in my area because they will want me… But when they come to collect it’s usually quite a rough experience. So, I’m going to take just a moment to tell you about one of the most intense ones.
You see, I was fairly young when I got mixed up with this person who was selling some lucy. Lucy is my absolute favorite thing to do, and I would do just about anything for it, and he knew this! So, I agreed to let him and some friends come over one night when I was all alone at home. Little did I know I was soon going to be turned into their little Teen anal whore. It definitely turned into an interesting experience when he came in and pushed me down, slipping himself into me with no questions.
However, it didn’t stop there, his friends all thought that they needed a little taste as well… And, one by one they each took turns, some of them not even waiting. Forcing me to be double penetrated while I sat there whimpering like a dirty little slut, practically begging for more. Now it’s all I think about, all the cock, all the time. Like a slutty little whore.
Can I be your dirty little whore?
Viva Colombia
Coke is fun and all, but visiting my family and friends in Medellin, Colombia (also known as the cocaine capital), I discovered something new! The pink powder substance was esthetically pleasing at first sight. At first, I thought it was makeup, candy, or even an art powder. To my dismay, it was going to be the best drug ever.
I went to a guaracha party, a word in Spanish that means a dance party, and the music was terrific. It put me in a trance, with a few lines of Tucibi 2C for short. My god, is it so popular in Colombia? I couldn’t believe I couldn’t find this in Miami thus far. It put me in such a good mood and made me want to fuck everyone. It was such a wild ride I can’t even talk about it in only one blog! Stay tuned to hear all about my fun and how 2c is becoming the hot topic in druggy phone sex for me. Viva Colombia, papa!????????
Too Drunk To Fuck
Sure, we can have drunk phone sex if you can’t get your dick hard enough to shove it inside of my pretty paid pussy. We can even cyber if you don’t think I’ll be able to understand your slurred words enough to get you off. I mean, as long as you can see the keys on your keyboard, Guy. I don’t know, you’re fucking trashed, though.
I really thought that ice we just demolished would get your drunken dick going enough for me to do something with it, but you really must’ve pickled yourself today if doing lines off of my cash collecting cunt couldn’t even get you hard. There might be a little dust coating the inside of the bag if you think it’ll help, but I kind of think you’re done for the night.
Why don’t you just go home, get your cum rag out and give me a call so you can jack your own crank while I dirty talk you toward the crazy, chemical fueled orgasm you’re after? You know nobody can jerk it like you can yourself and, if it doesn’t work out for you, you’ll save a lot of money on your trashed transaction for the night. That cyber idea might be perfect for you, but if you start sending messages like “I’mnf inding ouyr palausy an whoote coont” then you really should just keep ahold of that cash and save it for when you’re more coherent and ready to cum inside of a cum guzzling slut.
It’s up to you though, I know you really want to juice your sloshed junk now. I’ll gladly help you out, but you obviously are in no shape to try to fuck me. Want me to put it in my mouth and see if I can get it to grow?
Coke slut is a big dick sucker
I’m going to fuck my new brother-in-law. I can’t get my eyes off his cock. I know he has a big dick because tats all my sister talks about now. She should learn not to brag and be boastful. As a woman, you should never highlight the good in your life, and that’s one thing she does way too much, especially now. Ever since I could remember, we have both had a competitive streak. Who can be hotter, who can party more, who can be louder?
It’s a sick game we both play, but now I am ready to make her new husband my new toy. I’ve got some blow in my system, and I am going to make this guy see first hand I’m a big dick sucker.