Tag: drunk phone sex

Trailer Trash Whore Forever

trailer trash whoreI am such a trailer trash whore. I seduced a married man 20 years younger than me in front of his wife. We were at a trailer park BBQ. Sort of a kickoff to the summer. Pool is open now, so the party was near the pool. I was in my bikini. I am in my 50s, but I still rock a 2-piece bathing suit. This younger dude with a bunch of little fuck trophies running around was checking me out so hard, his wife slapped the back of his head. I found that rude. She was clearly jealous and quite possibly a bitch too. So, I strutted up to where he was, touched his arm seductively and asked if he saw anything he liked. His wife was right there. I knew I could take her if she came at me, but she was a pussy. She looked at him, called him a loser and then said I could have him if I wanted. So, I did. I took him back to my trailer and fucked his married brains out. He was in awe of my cock sucking skills. I was in awe of his 9-inch cut cock. I am a big dick sucker, so I took it all down. He started to cum and spurt in my mouth. It was like he was having a seizure or had a demon inside him. His entire body shook as I drained his balls. The first thing he said after his blew his load was, “Marry me.” I had to point out that his wife would likely not approve of that. So, he followed that up with a “Be my mistress?” That was a no brainer to answer. Huge cock. Fucks like an animal. Plus, he is needy for a woman’s attention. I let him fuck my ass too because I am an anal sex whore. His wife never gives up the ass. A dirty old cougar like me does all the things wives do not.

Let’s Get Drunk Phone Sex

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Back home on the lot, the boys I worked to pay for three things—gas, grass, and ass. It wasn’t just grass; they liked to get shit-faced drunk and have drunk phone sex with me. The stuff those good mid-western boys said when they were phone boning me was incredible. Some of them were rough and forceful when they talked to me. That wasn’t anything; I had my fat ass daddy shoving me down to take his buddy’s dick for real; Nick wasn’t going to break me. Some shy boys got nasty when they got wasted. It was the hottest fucking rush to hear those quiet boys talk mad dirty shit with me.

You can have drunk sex with me anytime, or any other kind of shit we can get our paws on; what do you think? There is a guy at the truck stop that’s been getting some new shit that I love. Let’s have a porn intox phone fuck soon. Don’t you want to get me all mind empty, holes full? I need to get spaced and spunked before I go to the lot later on for some cock cash. What drunk secrets do you have to spill?

A party train

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I can hardly wait for the weekend. I want to be the drunk girl fucking everyone. I want cocks galore. I like to get high and bounce on cock after cock. The feeling of being drunk is the best. I like to have sloppy sex. I want an orgy. I want orgasm after orgasm. Shots after shots. I want to be fucked by guys that I don’t even know.

I bend over and get a  cock rammed up my holes. I don’t even get a glimpse of who is in me. It is kind of a hot thing to do. Knowing you might be out in public one day and someone recognizes you as the fucked up girl at that one party that let everyone run a train on her, and she doesn’t even have any recollection of the situation. Wow, I’m so wet thinking about all the possibilities. I’m one cum loving cock fucking slut. I won’t ever be a girl who turns down a good time.

Dirty Phone Sex with a Family

dirty phone sexDo not go to a vanilla girl for dirty phone sex. When I say I have no taboos, I mean I have no taboos. Limits are for credit cards not your sex life. I picked this younger man up at a bar last night. He was in his 30s so still young to me but older than most of the men I fuck. We were doing lines of coke in the bar. He did some body shots off me too. We were fucked up. Luckily, the bar is just across the street from the trailer park we both live in. I did not know him. I wanted to know him though. I knew he was married, so I suggested he come back to my trailer. He assured me his wife would be passed out drunk on the couch and not even realize I was in the trailer. I had to admit to myself that it was a hot thought. I had never fucked a guy with his wife passed out in the same vicinity. He was not lying.  We stumbled into his trailer and there was his old lady out cold on the couch. Just to prove to me that she could sleep through a hurricane, he lifted her shirt and did a bump off her left tit. So, I did a bump on her right tit. I was riding his cock on the floor beneath where his wife laid passed out cold. I heard a noise. I looked at the wife first, but she was not moving. I looked over my shoulder and saw a young boy watching us with his hairless wiener out. He was tugging on it. My lover said to not pay him any attention because he likes to watch. Well, fuck. I told the boy to come over. No one needs to be on the sidelines for me. I started sucking his hairless nub while riding daddy’s dick. The wife was on the couch. It was a family fucking affair. I fucked her husband and sucked her son’s dick in front of her and she never moved. I went home with her son’s piss cum in my mouth and her husband’s jizz in my cunt. Damn, she missed all the fun.

Cock Whore Druggy Phone Sex

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There are two things I can’t get enough of. That’s cock and drugs. I’ve trained my cunt to appreciate the cock I get when I’m spun. I can take more fucking, and specifically rougher fucking when I’m partying. Do you like getting your cock off with a nasty, no limits fuck slut? I need a guy that knows how to use my junkie holes and how to make me whimper for cum and party favors. My pussy is even addicted to drug-fueled orgies. Do you have the shit I need? Do you have the stamina to keep up with this dirty druggie whore?

I’m in the mood for druggy phone sex, again, as fucking always. I fucking cum so hard when you’re aggressive and straight-up violent with my whore ass. Speaking of, I give up all of my holes much easier when you have some fun treats for this naughty trick. Fuel me, fuck me, use me, fill me, and then we’ll start right over again. You’ve never had a more filthy phone whore to get you off, I swear. Don’t just take my word for it, though. Come and call me up for non-stop nasty phone play now.

Slutty Drunk Girl Fucking

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It’s time for another story about me being a drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone down at the truck stop. The guys are more generous with their dicks and their money during this time of year. I always get a nice big Christmas bonus from most of the guys and I just use it to buy more party materials, if you know what I mean. That always makes playtime with the truckers so much more fun. I’ll say yes to anything if I’m hopped up on my party meds and I think the guys know that, so they keep me supplied.

Last year around the holidays, I rented a hotel room for a weekend instead of fucking them all in their big rigs. I figured since it was Christmas, it should be special. I don’t know how many guys came in and fucked me, but I know I blacked out at one point and they just kept on fucking me. They knew I’d say yes anyway. Do you want to hear more about what I do remember about that nasty weekend? I’m here and ready to fill your stockings full of holiday cheer. You know the drill – all you have to do is call me.

Trashy MILF Loose in The Suburbs

trashy milfThis trashy milf crashed a holiday party last night. It was by accident. I was on the right side of the tracks because I was shopping. I drive an old beater car and it broke down. Fuck my life. My cell was dead too, so I could not call my son. I knocked on the first door I saw, and it was a party. A small one, but still a party. The boy that opened the door thought I was a guest and told me to come in and grab some wine. I am more of a beer drinker, but I do not turn down booze. He said everyone was out back. I was not interested in hanging out with a bunch of upper crust prudes. I wanted to party with the teen boy in front of me. I forgot all about my broke down car out front and asked him to show me his room. It was a typical boy room. Pictures of Ariana Grande and Camila Cabello on his wall. I thought he might think I was too old for him. I mean the law and his mama would think I was too old for him, but I was hoping he would see the fun in a much older woman. He was not picking up on my ques. I guess I am more use to trailer park boys. I took off my top and my boobs got his attention. I was in someone else’s house, molesting a teen boy I just met while his mother was out back. This was a huge risk, but worth it. I mean only a trailer trash whore would be this bold, right? He fondled my boobs as I stoked his cock. I took his virginity in his twin bed in his suburban bedroom with his mommy not far away. Of course, when I heard a woman calling his name up the stairs, I climbed out his bedroom window and hid in the bushes until I could get to my car. I had to walk home, but I think it was fate that I broke down where and when I did.

Wanna drink?

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I adore the days when I get a call for some drunk phone sex. I will down a bottle of cheap vodka and become a messy drunk on the phone. Slurring my words, getting lost during conversations as I think about hard cocks, licking my lips as I fanaticize about wet cunts.  I lose all sense of time and awareness as my brain becomes wired to my pussy and all I can think about is having it filled and fucked. Once I hang up the phone I will go to the nearest trailer in search of some hunk of man meat to fulfill my needs. There always seems to be a man nearby who will happily help a girl in need. He will run his greasy fingers up and down my snatch before plunging them inside to make sure that I am ready to accept his dick. I brace myself on the back of the couch as I feel him rubbing that purple helmet up and down my slit before plunging it all the way in. This is no love making session, it is a pure, animalistic rut with a neighbor who has the body part I needed. He grabs onto my skinny hips as he slaps his hips into mine fucking me harder and harder until I cum and scream out. He won’t slow down for a minute as his balls slap against my clit as he dumps his baby batter into my awaiting snatch. I will then slink back home and go to bed happily playing with my spunk filled pussy until I nod off into a drunk induced dream cycle.

Slutty Drunk Girl Fucking

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So many guys know that when they have a drunk girl fucking them, it’s going to be a fucking great and free of inhibitions. I don’t even need to be drunk to fuck like that, but that’s just because I’m a nasty whore. I’ll fuck anyone with a big dick and all the guys at the truck stop know that. They call me when they are getting close to my town and tell me to be ready for them to fuck. I am down there so much that I want to buy the house next to the truck stop. Now how do I get those people out? Hmmm.

But anyway, I’m buzzed now and about to get an Uber down to there because I’m a cock crazed whore. My favorite fuck buddy is going to be in town very soon and I’ve missed that big fat cock. He knows just how to work that cock so that he hits all of the right spots. He’s even so good that he can make me cum just by fucking my asshole. That, my perverted friends, is talent. Do you want to hear about all of my drunk shenanigans? Call me and I will tell you what kinds of slutty things I did today!

Whiskey dreams

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Went out last night and downed a bottle of whiskey and it resulted in drunk girl fucking instead of white girl wasted. I asked every guy that I passed on my way home if he was interested in having a good time. I got more than a few happy affirmative responses. I stumbled my way back to my house with a line of guys following all wanting a chance to hit this pussy. As I got to the front door I grabbed the first guy in line by his junk and pulled him in for a wet, sloppy kiss. We made it into my house and he pushed me over the arm of my couch and sank balls deep. The next guy in line had followed us in and fed me his trouser snake while awaiting his turn. I sucked and swallowed his length until the first guy had cum in my twat. It was a constant turn around of one in either my ass or cunt while another was feeding me his cock. It was a great night of fucking and sucking. I came a few times but I was more enjoying the feeling of being used as a fuck puppet for these men. I woke up with a sore jaw and will be drinking my meals through a straw for a few days but I cannot wait for Friday night follies again!