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Trailer Trash Whore Lilibeth Parties Like a Porn Star

trailer trash whoreYou can take the trailer park out of a trailer trash whore, but you can never take the trash or the whore out of her. I live in an upscale neighborhood now, but my roots are less pristine. My husband held a big Fourth of July bash. Filled with hookers, coke and professional fireworks. Let’s just say these hookers were young. The hubby has some wealthy clientele who have certain predilections for young flesh. We don’t judge, we supply and enjoy. As the night got darker, I got drunker. There were a few men there that liked all pussy regardless of age so I decided to heat things up. Literally heat things up.

live phone sex slutI started to play with fire. Lit some fireworks and did a little poolside striptease. I figured I could jump in the water if anything caught on fire! I’m not sure what was going through my head but I started to fuck myself with lit fireworks. My flaming hot pussy was on fire. Guys were mesmerized by what I was doing. I was making it up as I went along because I was majorly fucked up. My pussy was really hot. I was the host. I was not really supposed to fuck the guests, that is why we hired hookers. But I am not just a live phone sex slut, I am a total whore, on the phone and in my real life. That is why my husband loves me.

phone sex slutsGuys lined up to fuck me. Every guy at our party wanted to fuck me, even the guys with preferences for the younger cunt. My pussy was soon stuffed with cum filled rockets. I thought my husband would be mad that I didn’t show much class, but he was in line to fuck me too. So were our sons. I was no longer the hostess of an upscale holiday bash, but a gangbang whore. My pussy exploded with cum. Can’t remember the last time I did that many cocks in a night. But I know this, I won’t let it be so long again. I was born to fuck.

Happy National Strawberry Sundae Day with Virgin Pussy

gangbang whoreI’m a gangbang whore, so of course I am raising all the girls in my family the same way. Even a few girls that don’t belong to me. Today is National Strawberry Sundae Day. Americans are supposed to indulge in their favorite vanilla and strawberry desert. Well my favorite Strawberry Sundae is virgin white pussy. No offense to strawberries, but I can make bank off of cherry! When a young white cunnie is penetrated for the first time, it does look like a strawberry sundae, tastes even better.

I told Lola, my daughter’s BFF, that we were having strawberry sundaes after school in celebration of the day and she should come over. One of my male friends was joining us. He loves virgin pussy. Pays top dollar for intact hymens. When Lola spent the night last week, I checked her little cherry after a sleeping pill was slipped in her warm milk. You can see that cherry by spreading open those pink puffy pussy lips and shining a flash up that pussy. I made the girls strawberry sundaes, Lola’s was made with Malibu rum to knock her out.

trashy milfOnce she was out, Terry came in the room, gave me $2,000 cash and had his own strawberry sundae. I watched as he fingered her tight twat. Got a tinge of strawberry on his fingers. I licked it off. Virgin pussy tastes the best. I put whip cream on his cock as he entered Lola’s virgin snatch. She started to wake up. No doubt she was gonna feel her cherry poppin. Terry is like 10 inches . He has one of the biggest mushroom heads on a cock I have ever seen. As he fucked her, strawberry colored juices sprayed everywhere. My daughter walked in as Lola was waking up.

phone sex lineShe was jealous. She wanted Terry’s cum gun too. I assured her she would get a ride. When he shot his cum in that virgin snatch, I swear I came in my panties. I went up between her legs, licked that strawberry tinted cream out of her pussy. I savored every drop too. Poor thing was swollen and sore, so I put some vanilla ice cream on her puffy mound and let the cold sensation ease her pain as I lapped up the melting cream. While I was enjoying a homemade strawberry sundae, I heard my daughter slurping on Terry’s cock. I crawled between her legs, sprayed her cunnie with whip cream, dipped strawberries inside and enjoyed another one of my homemade strawberry sundaes.

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Happy Acres Prostitute

phone sex line evonneI can’t remember when I wasn’t a whore that wanted her pussy full of fucking cum all the time. I married Randy when I was very young and he thought he could turn a hoe into a housewife. Poor thing would come home from working and find me smelling of sex, lipstick smeared, drunk and high from the money I made and not giving a shit about anything. When I got pregnant I didn’t know if it was his brat or one of the many cocks that I let fill me up with cum. Finally the dumb ass decided he would leave his job and just pimp my ass out like the hoe I was. He has been long gone and is doing well from what I hear. Has a good job and a pretty little wife with a white picket fence and all the shit. Every now and then he gets an itch for the slutty ways of this worn out pussy and he comes around for a good blow job and some tight brown ass hole. He always sends me something special the next day. Last night I was real fucking raunchy and not only did he fuck my ass real damned good but I sucked all that ass juice off him and he pissed in my mouth at the end. Today I got a bouquet of roses with hundos mixed in. I am going to have to drink his warm piss more often!live phone sex specials

Coke on a Cock And Jack in a Twat

Live Phone SexEveryone hires a stripper for their bachelor party right? So what does a stripper do when she is getting married? Hire a stripper for her bachelorette party!

It was the best party ever! We were all drunk and high and if it weren’t for the video, I probably would not have believed it!

There were about five of us girls from work and we closed the strip club down early to have our friends party!

You should have seen the look on her face when the music started back up and out came three male strippers!

Being trashy strippers, we all know the real money is made after the clothes come off so we were already getting hot knowing what was coming!

It all started when this one guys cock was so long, one of the girls said it was hard enough to snort off of! So we did!

Next thing we know, one of the girls dumped an entire fifth of Jack in my cunt and I gave every one pussy shots as I dropped it in their open mouths one by one! Nothing sweetens up Jack like the sweet taste of stripper cream!Gangbang Whore

By the time I got to the last guy, there wasn’t much left so he tried to lick and suck every last drop of whiskey out of my snatch! His tongue felt so hot as he cleaned the inside of my fuck hole!

Then he started fucking me with another full bottle! The top was off and each time he thrust that bottle in, the whiskey filled my cunt, splashing and sloshing everywhere!

I was so high and so drunk and it felt so good getting pounded by that bottle! By the time I was about to explode, the bottle was more than half empty and the guy held it so my cum shot straight into the bottle, filling it back up again! We all took turns passing it around until it was gone again!

It was a night full of cock sucking, twat licking, and pussy shots!

Mmmm! Suddenly I have a craving for some Jack!

Phone Sex Line Drunkin Street Walker

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My boys are really starting to get to know me too well. Pump me full of enough alcohol and I will do just about anything that you suggest out of me. You may think that I am lying but I am telling the truth, scouts honor. I was drinking a bunch of tequila at a party and started to strip onto the counters. The guys were throwing dollar bills at me and I was shoving them into anything that I could. Including my cunt. That is when Eddie suggested I started making some real money. That meant that I needed to take my phone sex line ass to the corner and start to have some live phone sex with some Johns. That is what I did too. My drunk ass worked my way down to the corner where I waited for John after John sucking cocks for 15$. The guys thought it was a really great deal for them too. They thought they would act like my pimps for the night taking all the profits. Ass holes should know by now that I am the one who wants all the money.

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Fuck Walmart

Live Phone SexFuck Walmart. I hate coming here! The lines are always to damn long! My beer is gonna be warm before I even get to the check out!

To hell with this. I am cracking one open now.

Great! Now a manager comes over and starts complaining. “You can’t drink on Walmart property ma’am”….Blah blah blah.

“Then open up another register dick head! I should be half way home by now and half way through this 12 pack. So it’s your fault I am still here!”

Great call the police. Whatever. Make sure you tell Sergeant Thompson, Freida said hey!

I was through my third beer by the time the cops got there. It was a new guy. Great fresh meat! Let’s break him in right!

You politely ask me if I had paid for the beer which, duh, no, I have not, I had been waiting to do that for twenty minutes!

“Well ma’am, you can not drink in this store and you need to pay for it and then leave. Are you driving?”

Great all the damn police brutality going on and I get a wimpy guy!

I reached in my jeans, pulled out a twenty and threw it at the cashier as I walked out with what was left of my beer.

You followed me to my car talking about how you can’t let me drive. Just try and stop me!

I reached to open my car door and that’s when you slammed me up against the car!

Now we are getting somewhere!

“Sergeant Thompson said you liked to get fucked! He thinks you pull shit like this just so you can get laid!”

With my hands in cuffs and my head pressed against the roof of the car, you unzipped your pants and slammed that fucking cock in my cunt!Phone Sex Line

“Is this what you want? You little whore!”

Yes, that is exactly what I needed!

Customers were watching you fuck me in the parking lot but I didn’t care!

You felt so good as your fuck stick forces its way in and out! You were going so fast and fucking me so hard! I couldn’t take it! I was about to cum! I started to scream and you covered my mouth! Of fuck! Just then you shot that jizz so deep inside me that I could almost taste it! That last thrust sent me over the edge! I pushed back against your cock before you had a chance to pull out and just let go! I exploded all over you!

You had my cum dripping off the end of your cock and splattered all over your uniform!

Now you were mad! You couldn’t go back to precinct covered in my sweet milk, smelling like me! They all knew where you had been! They would know what you did!

I could see the anger and panic on your face and I laughed. “Relax Newbie. They always send me the new guys. Think of it as initiation. Welcome to the force!

Live Phone Sex Slut Blumpkin

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Man did I get shit faced the other night. I am seriously the drunkest live phone sex slut around. I do not really remember anything from that nigh except I woke up naked and that I had shit in my teeth. I am not meaning like some sort of food either. I am talking about literal shit, like dooks, up in my grill. It took me a while to piece together the majority of the evening, I must had blacked out which was nothing new. I remember it was only me and one other of my buddies drinking. We were drinking a ton of tequila and some streak and shake chili.

That was a bad combination, because the more shit faced I got the horneier I was. So while I was turning into a horn ball this dudes stomach was working up a mad big shit. I straddled him on the couch and was making out with him. He pulled my shirt over my head and sucked on my nipples while I dry humped him. I was grinding back and forth on him while he grew harder and harder in his pants. Then the chili hit him and he shoved me off darting to the bathroom.

I quickly ran behind him. I wanted nothing but his cock in my mouth and I could care less if the smell of shit was coating my taste buds already. He pulled his cock from the toilet and stroked it while he shit a little more. I came and knelt between his legs gagging at the stink of shit invading my nostrils. He shoved my head onto his cock forcing me to give him a blumpkin. I groaned and gaged as he face fucked me, when he came into my mouth he at the same time shit what sounded and smelled like everything he ate for the last week into the shitter. It smelled awful. Past that I do not remember but I have a feeling a dirty rim job was involved.

Being Slutty At a Pool Party

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So many hot guys were at the pool party last Friday. It was hard to just focus my attention on one, but after a few drinks that didn’t matter anymore. I was only two drinks in before I was flirting with everyone shamelessly. Even though I knew I was sloppy drunk it didn’t spoil my fun and none of the guys seemed to mind either.

Once I finally made my way to the pool it wasn’t long before my top was gone. I’m not sure if I pulled my tits out myself or if it was someone else, but that didn’t bother me. All the guys were staring at my big round titties with their mouths wide open and I loved all that attention. They were practically swarming around me which made all the other girls jealous, I loved that too!

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Eventually this guy Rich swam up to me while I was in the corner of the pool sipping my drink. I was already horny, but he when Rich whispered in my ear that he had drugs I knew which guy to fuck first. We didn’t even leave the pool to do it, that’s how excited I was. He pushed pills down my throat while I bounced up and down on his massive prick in front of everyone. Later I found out that it was Xanax which explains why my pussy was able to squirt like that around all that water.

Mixing xannies and drinking always makes me so hot. Even if I black out when I wake up it’s obvious that I had a good time. Usually my cunt is still soaked and throbbing whenever I have a wild night like that. Sometimes cum will even still be leaking out from inside me and then there are times that I can still taste in my mouth.

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The morning after that pool party was just like that. I wasn’t sure what happened or what I did or even who I did it with. All I know is that my mouth was filled with cum multiple times. The few rumors I’ve heard about it prove it, but I already knew. It would take a lot of warm, salty cum to leave that taste in my mouth especially after all the drinking I did. People might think those rumors upset me or maybe they’re even just trying to embarrass me. Oh well, I feel sorry for them because it has the opposite effect. I actually think it’s pretty fucking hot if you want to know the truth.

Phone Sex Line Slut Loves Play Doh

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A neighbor of mine was throwing this box in the dumpster. He daughter was running behind her crying, beggin her not to. She just kept tellin her to shut up and that she was not rassin no harlot or whatever. Grabbed that little brat by her ear and drug her back up the driveway. After they went in I went to their curb and looked in the trash. Wasn’t sure what I would find but it was public property now. I was bright colored box with the words “play doh” wrote on the side. I took it to the house and pulled out the contents. There was some play doh in there that is for sure but there was also this toy that resembled a dick! I was sure as fuck surprised, and then I was turned on. I stuffed it with some green play doh and then squirt it out the top and laughed. It looked like it was squirting out some alien jizz from the top. I cleaned it out and laid back on the table and started to play with my clit with it. I got myself nice and wet and then started to shove it into my pussy. It felt so good. No wonder that bitch threw it out, she prolly caught her daughter doing the nasty with it. I know I would had been at her age no doubt about that. I continued to moan and whimper and then my favorite four legged friend came up and started to rim job me with his wide tongue. Fuck it felt amazing, who knew play doh could be responsible for this much pleasure. I came all over it and my fur friends face too. Once I removed my new found pussy play toy I took a swig of jack and let him finish licking me clean. Good boy, and good play doh. HaHa

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Phone Sex Line Ass Fuck High

Phone sex lines were buzzing with the shit I did last night with you but, I am so strung out I don’t remember shit !  I think I remember the Jack Daniel’s and the cum dripping out of my ass. I may even remember you shoving your cock down my throat at about 2 in the morning. But how the hell or when did this get stuffed in my cunny? I think I remember you tossing beer caps at my ass and tits and telling me I was the best fucking cum slut you had ever had! But tell ,me  tell me ,how the hell did I get this shit stuffed in my cunny. I think the meth I was smoking was finally getting to me! I saw you sitting on the side of the bed lighting the cigarette to place on my tits and around my asshole and maybe I told you to do that. I think I remember telling you how much I would love to straddle and suck your fucking cock while you pushed that needle in my veins!

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    But ,I don’t remember puking on your cock sucker or you slamming  me down to the ground so, I figure we would have to do it over again for the parts that are cloudy. There is nothing like another party to start it off right is there? Hell I can’t remember shit and the trip will be worth it again! I am that filthy little dirty tramp slut that fucked you last night and each time you give me more smack I get a little higher. But do you think when you fuck me this time Daddy that you can give me a little more of what I need! I am so high I need more cock right now! Shove it down my throat Daddy I need you too! I am what you call driven to drink more and smoke more for cock. I don’t know why that is or why the hell I like bottles shoved up my ass! But your cock looks so damn good so let’s go! Maybe I can convince you to do live phone sex show and record it so I can remember the shit!

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