BBC phone sex was just what the doctor ordered. This damn cold made me catch a cold. I’m never sick. All the booze and blow kill most organisms living in my body. Florida is not use to extreme cold. It is so cold iguanas are falling from trees. I shit you not. I went to this urgent care place yesterday. They sent me home with some antibiotics and instructions to consume plenty of fluids. Cum is fluids, right? My trucker fuck buddy and dealer has the most fluid in his balls of any man I know. Plus, he has the best blow. I won’t let a cold keep me down. I can rest in bed on my back and still fuck. I texted Big D that I had a 911 emergency. He knows that means I need big black dick and coke. He showed up at my trailer an hour later with everything I needed to feel better: cum filled chocolate balls and a big bag of the good kind of snow. I love his salty cum filled balls. If I drained his black nuts a few times, I would have enough fluid to heal all the sick in Florida. First, I got on my knees to be the cum guzzling slut the doctor told me I should be to get better. Load number one of my get well quicker fluids went down my throat. It was just what the doctor ordered too. Yummy hot fluids cure anything. Load number two went up my hot box. You feed a fever, right? I fed myself so much cum my fever was gone. After a few loads of thick nigger seed, I was feeling better. We did some lines of coke together and I got load number three up my ass. Today, I feel like a million bucks. I don’t think I need these antibiotics as long as I keep getting a cum filled cunt.
Category: White trash phone sex
Pimping Out My Son
I got a call from one of my ads that I have in many various places all over the internet. The guy who was in his 70’s wanted to have my son for 2 hours. I told him “not a problem, sir that is gonna cost ya babe.” “What do you have to offer me for my son?” there was a short pause on his end. Then he came back with “I see you like your crack and being high all the time.” Immediately my mouth started to water just hearing my favorite word. Crack! He continued “I will give enough free crack to keep your ass high for 2 weeks and I get to have your son any way I want for 2 hours.” I told him I would not go any less than 3 weeks of crack and he agreed upon that price. He said he could be at my house in an hour. I hung up the phone and told my son he was the whore for today and to not disappoint cause mama was getting paid.
All For The Crack
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Crack whore for cock. Is that not a sweet thing to say? Well one of the many guys I fuck had that sign made for me for my front door. Is that not the sweetest thing you have ever heard? What a neat little surprise that was. I hung that sign proudly at my door! He said this way when I advertise in the papers and online. The men will be able to find my house easier with the sign now proudly displayed at my door. I of course I fucked him for the sign. And he did have some nice crack rocks with him and I got a nice rock out of him too. So a present, cock, and nice size rock. This morning started out great and I can tell it is only going to get better!
Dress Up Pretty for Dirt Sake
I’m going to twist your cock into knots because you deserve it you little fucking twat bot… I want you to put this little powder pink satin teddy with white lace trim on. I want you in full make-up including couture, blush and nasty whore red lipstick. I’m here for that tie you up fantasy and I am the most skilled wouldn’t you agree my sweet little tiny peter, lol… You make me laugh so hard when I see you attempt to walk like a true sexy diva. Your not a diva though right Wilson, your just a skinny little twerp aren’t you? I want an answer Wilson or else! I love when you cry out that you are a Diva wanna-be and beg me to stop pointing at your itty bitty pitiful penis.
I want you to repeat after me, I Wilson am the leader of the little dick people and I am owned by Mistress Cleo. Now twist that tight little sweet-butt around like a good whore. Get your pouty ass over there and slip into those 6 inch powder pink wet leather heels it’s time to have some fun with you. I’ve got some guy friends coming over and their going to be getting frisky with you and by the way they just got out of prison.. I hope you are ready for the sadistic sexual insanity that is about to befall on you my sweet man-cunt cutie. One more thing you answer to Candy-butt from now on. There is going to be jizz-juice everywhere..
Trailer Trash Whore Christmas Eve
Trailer trash whore Christmas Eve is here. We have an annual ritual. It’s private family time. My husband scores a big bowl of cocaine for us and no hooker activities occur. My husband and I like to drain our slutkins so they sleep soundly for Santa! I make our special family eggnog. Can you guess the secret ingredient? Yep, it is cum. We like to feed our girls daddy’s cum as well as their brothers’ cum. My husband and my sons have been jacking off into a pitcher all week. just so I can make my eggnog for our girls. I have a special something for the boys too on Christmas Eve. I make sugar cookies, but the icing is just girl cum with food coloring. Makes the cookies extra sweet. We are a white trash family with money. The house is decorated gaudy like in Christmas Vacation. I’m serving the girls cum spiked eggnog. The boys are eating Christmas cookies laced with girl goo. We are all doing coke and fucking in front of the tree. Joints are passed around too. I look forward to Christmas Eve every year because it is all about family. Family fucking. None of my offspring rally believe in Santa anymore, but they all believe in fucking daddy and mommy. Christmas is all about family, right?
Cum Dumpster Christmas
I’m a cum dumpster. I love cum. All my favorite things begin with the letter C: cum, cock and cocaine. Last night, I got all three. Merry Christmas to me. I was down at the truck stop looking to party. Truck drivers are always looking to party with an old whore like me. Everyone knows truckers have the best blow too. I knew my usual hook up, Big D, was on the road. He is not due into town until Saturday, but this time of year there are always more truckers than usual sleeping for a few hours at the truck stop. My skanky ass walked around until I found a guy that made my old twat wet. I found this hot man traveling with his son. Father and son? Fuck yes. I am just the dirty whore to do that. They invited me into their cab. Junior is off school for a few weeks and traveling with his dad to kill time. No better way to kill time than with a trashy milf. I did lines of coke with dad and fucked junior. Dad was a dirty sort. He stroked his cock watching me make his son a man. I wasn’t sure what he was more turned on seeing what I did to his boy or watching his son’s young cock. It didn’t matter. I don’t judge. I was having a hot time even if daddy was gay for his son. As I rode Junior’s cock reverse cowgirl, daddy put his throbbing rod in my mouth. I was going to take father and son cum loads at once. I bet your wife can’t brag about something like that. I am a big dick sucker, so daddy’s dick went all the way down my throat. As junior was filling up my cunt, daddy was filling up my belly. Merry Christmas indeed.














