Category: Trailer trash whore

White Trash Phone Sex is What I am Good At

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is all I can provide. I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth. My mom was a trailer park hooker. She never finished high school. The only way she knew how to support us was with her pussy. She used to tell me all the time, “sex sells.” She was right. I am a phone hooker. I only graduated high school because my mom blackmailed the principal. He was one of her regular johns. I have always been more interested in fucking and partying than studying.  We have a classy site for guys who like smart and sophisticated girls, but this isn’t it, however. I had a caller last night who wanted me to be some socialite. I had too look up that word. I told him being some high class woman was nothing I had experience with, but if he wanted a cum dumpster cougar, I was his broad. I think he decided that a dirty whore would be more fun because he did a call with me and extended. We got high together and swapped kinky stories. Those I have plenty of to share. I’m in my element when talking cum and coke.

BBC Sex Stories For My Cuckolding Husband

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Do you like hearing all about BBC Sex Stories?  If you’re anything like my cuckolding husband, and I bet you are, you don’t just like them, you LOVE them!!!  Well, while my husband was at work today, I was busy getting plowed by these two gorgeous ebony men who were both well hung.  I mean they were like BBC Gods.

I called my husband right before they got here to inform him that when he got home from work I would have some yummy BBC creampie for him.  He was so excited.  He loves for me to get fucked while he’s at work.  I’m so lucky to have such a wonderful cuckolding husband who not only understands my lust for BBC, he encourages it.

Returning home from work to hear all about my BBC Sex sometimes makes him leave work a little early.  Especially if he knows I’ve gotten my juicy cunt and puckered asshole filled to the rims with all that sticky BBC cum for him to lap up.

Joining My Daughter’s Fucking

White trash phone sexI came home the other day and I could hear my teenage daughter getting fucked.  And from the sounds of it sound like she was getting fucked pretty hard.  She didn’t even have her door shut all the way.  I think she wanted me to catch her so I would join in and make it a family affair.  She is a little crack whore just like me.  I walked in her room to see this nice looking teenage boy on top of her fucking her.  I stripped right down to nothing and climbed into bed.  I wish I could say he was stunned to see me naked climbing into the bed.  But my reputation of being a 3 hole piggy whore is well known in the area.  

Pissing Sex Stories

Pissing Sex Stories

I was so stoned that I was taking a piss on the corner where I was hustling for Johns when A nice black car pulled up and asked how much for some golden showers baby? I pulled up my panties and asked how much he wanted to pay and if he partied. We took off and he brought me to a nice room and opened his suitcase that had so many pairs of cute girly panties. He picked out a polka dotted pair for me and told me to strip and only put those on. He then laid out a couple nice rails on the table and we snorted coke. I was feeling good as he told me to down a large bottle of water. I was instructed to let him know the moment I had to piss. So, we did a few more lines when I told him I had to pee. He told me to hold it and come suck his cock. It was a very nice cock, so I obeyed and was sucking and deep throating when the urge to pee got so bad I told him. Okay, he said as he stripped the rest of the way and laid on the floor. “Straddle, me and take my cock in your mouth then piss through your panties on me. I did as I was told sucking his cock as I let out a hot stream of piss through my panties all over his chest. When I was done he rolled me over and slid the piss soaked panties aside and started fucking my pissy pussy. He came hard inside of me and asked for the panties as he gave me another pair and a big bottle of water. We had fun pissing and fucking and doing lines all night. He even pissed in my ass, I kind of liked the hot feeling of piss in my ass.

Pimping Out My Son

White trash phone sexI got a call from one of my ads that I have in many various places all over the internet. The guy who was in his 70’s wanted to have my son for 2 hours. I told him “not a problem, sir that is gonna cost ya babe.” “What do you have to offer me for my son?” there was a short pause on his end. Then he came back with “I see you like your crack and being high all the time.” Immediately my mouth started to water just hearing my favorite word. Crack! He continued “I will give enough free crack to keep your ass high for 2 weeks and I get to have your son any way I want for 2 hours.” I told him I would not go any less than 3 weeks of crack and he agreed upon that price. He said he could be at my house in an hour. I hung up the phone and told my son he was the whore for today and to not disappoint cause mama was getting paid.

A Gangbang Whore New Year’s

gangbang whoreI was a gangbang whore on New Year’s Eve. My son had a party for his friends, which means a party for me. There were about 20 college age studs, a few younger treats too. A few coeds were there, but they could not keep up with my drunken antics. We had a few kegs of beer, which were drained dry now. I had some good blow that I shared, so it was a real party. Some of those coeds never had a line of blow before. I had them doing lines off cocks. Talk about girls gone wild. One toot up their noses and they were acting like porn queens chugging cock and drowning in cum. They were still no match for this trailer trash whore. I bent over one of the kegs and had the guys run a train on me while the few girls watched and took notes. I had cum flowing out of my fuck holes like the river Styx. I mean my skanky old puss was filled to the brim with penis pudding. I am old cum cougar, but those coeds had never swallowed a gallon of nut butter, so I spread my legs and ordered them to clean up the mess between my legs. Reminded me of all the dirty times with my daughter. She always ate my creampies. The coke helped those girls lick my pussy pie clean. I woke up this morning with dried jerk sauce in my hair and on my face. I was hungover too. I woke up a passed out boy for a protein shake, did a line of coke and felt good as gold. The girls were gone, only a few boys remained, but this dirty old cum whore drained the cocks dry that remained. Merry Christmas and happy fucking New Year to me and you.

All For The Crack

ilrt Druggy phone sex Crack whore for cock. Is that not a sweet thing to say? Well one of the many guys I fuck had that sign made for me for my front door. Is that not the sweetest thing you have ever heard? What a neat little surprise that was. I hung that sign proudly at my door! He said this way when I advertise in the papers and online. The men will be able to find my house easier with the sign now proudly displayed at my door. I of course I fucked him for the sign. And he did have some nice crack rocks with him and I got a nice rock out of him too. So a present, cock, and nice size rock. This morning started out great and I can tell it is only going to get better!

A Dirty Phone Sex Kind of Family

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind. Vanilla is a flavor and should never be a part of phone sex in my opinion. I am the woman you call when you think like me. I had a white Christmas in California if you know what I mean. I’m still snorting lines two days later. I have slept some, but not much since Sunday. My husband got me some fantastic powder. The best I have ever had too. He smuggled it in his pants from Columbia. My hubby has a hug nut sack. He tapped a bag under his nut sack and the airport security either missed it or it didn’t show up on the X-ray. He said he was all nervous too. Drug smuggling isn’t his forte. I rewarded him, however, when he came home. My husband is significantly older than me and for the most part I aged out sexually for him when I turned 18. But, we still have fun. He loves watching me with our sons as I love watching him with our daughters. We understand each other. Our love is based on dirty, taboo sex. I am a no taboo phone sex kind of woman. He has always loved my love for snow. In fact, he gave me my fist blow when I was the age of our youngest daughter. Since he rescued me from a trailer park in rural West Virginia 20 some years ago, we have been making babies and getting high together. Oh, and family fucking too. He likes girls with no tits or hair on their pussy yet. Sound like what you enjoy too? I like young boys with constant hard dicks and a never ending supply of cum for mommy. We both love incest, getting high and watching taboo fucking, so we were made for one another. The best thing about my sugar daddy husband is that he loves me being a phone sex whore and a slut wife, which means you can join our family fun.

Trashy MILF Christmas: Party With Me While Your WIfe Shops

trashy milfI am here to wish you a trashy MILF Christmas. I am around all day and even tomorrow, the biggest shopping day of the year. I bet your wife ducks out Tuesday to score some deals. When she does you should score some cougar cunt. I have been doing lines of coke, sucking cock and masturbating all night. My son and daughter are spending a few days with their old mom for the holidays. They are just as wild as me, but younger. The funny thing is I can go longer than they can. They eventually pass out leaving me to use sex toys to get off. If your wife would rather shop than fuck this time of year, you should call me. If you have some party supplies, even better. They aren’t a requirement to have fun with me. I am a trailer trash whore. That means I can have fun in a closet. Even if I was shopping I could have fun and I hate shopping. I think it is because it takes time away from partying and fucking. I know like tomorrow is a great day to save a few bucks on Christmas crap, but guess what? I would rather stay home and get nasty with you. My son and my daughter cannot keep up with me, but I bet you can. Let your wife take the car to shop on Tuesday. Stay at home and party with me. We can fuck, swap taboo stories and get high together. Fuck everyone else!

Trailer Trash Whore Christmas Eve

trailer trash whoreTrailer trash whore Christmas Eve is here. We have an annual ritual. It’s private family time. My husband scores a big bowl of cocaine for us and no hooker activities occur. My husband and I like to drain our slutkins so they sleep soundly for Santa! I make our special family eggnog. Can you guess the secret ingredient? Yep, it is cum. We like to feed our girls daddy’s cum as well as their brothers’ cum. My husband and my sons have been jacking off into a pitcher all week. just so I can make my eggnog for our girls. I have a special something for the boys too on Christmas Eve. I make sugar cookies, but the icing is just girl cum with food coloring. Makes the cookies extra sweet. We are a white trash family with money. The house is decorated gaudy like in Christmas Vacation. I’m serving the girls cum spiked eggnog. The boys are eating Christmas cookies laced with girl goo. We are all doing coke and fucking in front of the tree. Joints are passed around too. I look forward to Christmas Eve every year because it is all about family. Family fucking. None of my offspring rally believe in Santa anymore, but they all believe in fucking daddy and mommy. Christmas is all about family, right?