Category: Toilet sex

Live Phone Sex is Unpredictable

live phone sexLive phone sex can be very unpredictable! I was on a long call last night. We were both doing coke and sharing our dirty experiences and fantasies. It was somewhere around 1 AM when there was a constant knocking at my door. I ignored it because I was on a call and having fun. Well, about ten minutes after the knocking stopped, I heard a loud thud in the living room. It was my son, drunk as a skunk, breaking in through the window. Apparently, he lost his house key. He doesn’t officially live with me anymore, but he keeps a room here for when he is too fucked up to get home and when he wants to spend some time with his trashy milf mama. I was trying to mute my phone to prevent my caller from hearing the ruckus, but my son was completely shit faced. I quieted him down by sucking his cock. My caller was like, “How you make your dick sucking sound so real?” Easy, I was sucking on a real dick. My son was drunk and horny for his mama. I blew him until he came, knowing a good orgasm would put him to sleep. It did long enough to finish my bump and my call. As I was getting ready to join him in bed, he woke up with a pee hard on. He insisted on fucking me. He said it was a hot mommy boner not a pee hard on. It was both. As he was fucking me, he not only came up my pussy but he pissed too. I knew his cum felt different. He was still drunk as a skunk, but some of the best fucking is drunk girl fucking. He passed out with his dick still up my puss. Not sure if he thought he was having a wet dream or if the load he deposited plum wore him out. Either way I was happy to be is piss and cum whore.

Ralph And His Furry Friend Max

This morning my neighbor Ralph came over with his furry friend Max. Ralph said I got a piece of a crack rock for you if you will be my furry friend’s bitch. I giggled because every body knows I will do anything for drugs and cock. I immediately got on my knees and faced Max. Stroking on his cock as his cock pops out and starts to grow. Bringing my head in to suckle on his cock as he starts to paw at me. I turn away from Max and stick my ass in his face. Max jumps on my back and finds my cunt sliding his cock into my cunt.  I moan and thrash as Max starts to makes me his bitch. Sliding deep into my cunt.  Locking his cock in me.  Now I am his bitch until he is done.

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Piss and Pupils

I love calling my smaller fuck saves my pupils because they are students but most of them are just to lil to even have any pussy hair, hence the name. I am also big time in to piss. I love the musty smell and the warm feeling of it. I think today’s lesson for my pupils is going to be how to properly accept a golden shower and how to appreciate it.

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There is nothing like being on your knees and giving a big fat cock a good licking when he decides to relieve himself all over your face and in your mouth. Its like drinking a warm frothy beer and depending on what his diet is can make it more bitter or sweet.  I prefer the more pungent froth piss as its thicker and stinkier. I like the mugginess of ammonia it puts in the air. I am going to take my little fuck slave pupils to a whole new level of learning what a real golden shower is.

Flo the Hoe

I love being the trailer park hoe. I have many nick names around here. Flo the Hoe being my favorite. I love doing all cock!!  I love the fact that everybody here knows I am the trailer park hoe, I will do anything you want.  You can piss on me.   Fuck any hole. I will be your little submissive hoe. Put a collar on me walk me around like a doggy bitch. Let your furry friends have their way with me.  It does not matter do any thing you want. And if I am bad go ahead punish me make your good little bitch.  There is nothing I will not do for cock.  Just being near cock makes my cunt sloppy wet.  My holes are open, wet and ready for all your cocks.  Come ride on this hoe.White trash phone sex

Queen of the Trailer Park

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Some people call me trailer park trash, but let me tell you something I am the queen of my trailer park.
I have long bleached blond hair and double d tits. I keep my pussy totally shaven and the men around here go crazy of a taste of my honey pot. I can be a nasty girl. I love both giving and receiving golden showers. I love fucking other girls and having threesomes watches. I know how hard it makes your cock when you watch me eat my BFF Deanna’s pussy and lick her ass. She has such a sweet tasting pussy and a tight little ass. I also like to finger her tight little ass while I am eating her pussy. Then we both come over to you and I have you eat my pussy while she sucks on your cock…

Pissing sex

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I am on my hands and knees looking at that dick dangling in my face. That piss hole is swollen full of warm urine. I am a dirty slut that needs to have a good time making that cock happy. After his cock head stares me down he tells me to spread my pussy for him.

He grabbed his dick and started pushing piss out of his cock hole and coated my pussy lips in his wet urine. He called me dirty whore toilet names and shoved his cock inside of me and he never stopped his piss flow. My pussy was engorged with his stinky piss.

It was wanting to over flow so badly. He told me to curl my hips in away and lean on my back with my legs over my head and push his piss out of me so that it goes all over my face and all in my mouth. He still wasn’t done using me as his piss whore urinal.

He slapped my cheeks with his cock and made me gurgle his piss and drink it down.

Pissing Sex Stories

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Do you like pissing sex stories? I am a dirty mommy with no taboos. I may not make a hot pissing story every day, but it’s not something I shy away from either, especially when money is involved. It is no secret I escort and pimp out my little ones. My husband had a client with a pissing fetish. This client was different from most. What set him apart was that he had a little girl of his own he wanted to bring in on the hired fun. He was not interested in any of my little slutkins. That is fine. Personally, I find it hot when a client wants me to play with his daughter or son. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, I get so wet. This client wanted to watch me with his daughter. Specifically, he wanted me to piss on her. We laid her in the tub naked. I squatted above her, spread my pussy lips and let out a jet stream of golden nectar all over her. I expected her to scream, cry even fight me, but the little whore liked it. She squealed in delight as my hot piss sprayed her little body. Daddy dearest was watching with the look of a man seeing his first barnyard bash. He was stroking his cock faster than a teen boy discovering his dick for the first time. He winked at me as a sign of approval. I drank a big glass of lemonade so I could piss again. I scooted his little girl under me this time. I stood up in the tub with one leg on the edge which tilted my pelvis just enough to help me spray my special champagne all her the little girl. She opened her mouth wide to taste my hot piss. Daddy shot his spooge in my face as she lapped up my golden nectar. Another satisfied customer.

Drunk sex porn Putting out Fires

Drunk sex pornHave you ever gotten so drunk that when you sit there and remember what you did last night you don’t know whether to laugh, be embarrassed, or just die? Well, I did that and then some. I got so drunk that I put on my Halloween costume and ran around telling people to put me out. You have no idea how many strangers are willing to piss all over a hot girl. I even held their cocks, giggling as I stroked and sucked on them. “I”m on fire Mister.” I’d look up at them as my tongue teased that head and I was slurring those words. They all grinned probably thinking I wouldn’t remember and told me to kneel back, spraying their hot and musky piss all over my tongue and tits. Filling up my mouth and stopping just long enough for me to swallow. Some guys even got so hard they didn’t want me to stop. They fucked my throat, cumming while buried in it. Then pissing down my throat making me either swallow or choke on it. It was so fucking hot at the time but waking up with a hangover and smelling like a urinal and an unused and horny cunt. Not so much.

Scat phone sex

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I really have no limits and I crave to go past the point of return. I love getting my holes stuffed and pumped just like any other whore. One thing, well one out of many things that I really enjoy doing is getting kinky with some scat!

So I have this friend that I fuck. He always invites his friends along to join in on our fun. Well, he is at my place with three of his friends and they decided to get really nasty. I offered up my holes like a good little skank. I was on all fours.

They stuck their dicks inside of me and took advantage of my whore holes until the cum in their cocks were completely full and needing something a bit more nasty to make them bust! My friend shoved my head into his ass in front of everyone.

They watched me lap at his ass taking his fart up my nose! I was a little surprised when I start sucking on his ass and tonguing it. He let out a big fat squishy turd right into my mouth. I started to suck it letting it melt in my mouth.

All of the guys watching could not contain their cum loads any longer. I ate that shit and covered my face with it just in time for all of them to blow their loads all over me! I was drenched and drowned in cum and shit!

I think I make a rather good piece of shit toilet paper and toilet whore!

Masturbating with scat in the toilet

Masturbating with scat… Mmmmmm, what could be more fun?. I mean I just cannot help it when I feel like I have the runs and I really need to go to the bathroom, I purposely take my time so I shit my pants. I love it when it fills up my panties and runs up into the front. I get off on the warm and gooey sensation as it rides up my pussy lips and slowly hits my clit. I love the way the stench and the aroma of shit slowly fills my nostrils until it burns. About this time I am almost to the bathroom and have my hand in my panties trying to pull the crap forward as I rub my cit and rub all that warm brown liquid in using it as my lube to finger fuck myself.

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When I get to the bathroom I take my time and orgasm over and over from the smell and the feel of the texture in my hand as I shove that shit straight up into my pussy and then lick my fingers.