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Pimping Ain’t Easy

cum filled cunt cleoThe other night I went to the club and there he was in all his glory. There was no denying that he was a full fledged PIMP. He wore all white, the hat and coat were fur, he had the cane, the the shades, the strut, His pours oozed PIMP. I had to get a picture of him just to share with the girls and he posed for me gladly. Then he followed me around the club all night long trying to get me to be one of his girls. He promised me the sun and the moon. His antics were very entertaining and he was persistent to say the least. There was no way in hell I was going to let him pimp me out, I am not giving any one a cut of my money. But he did drop a shit load of money on me that night so the next day I agreed to meet him and let him take a few snap shots of me. I should have known his apartment was done in all white too. He tried to impress me with his lavish life style. Funny PIMP, he doesn’t think I know that all this was bought by dumb bitches willing to work the streets and give him a cut? I let him take his pictures. When he asked me to suck his dick I couldn’t help get wet, I love sucking cock. And then I had an idea. I said yes and got on my knees. I gave him a blowjob like he has never had before. I brought him to the edge several times, teasing him with my mouth and making his knees buckle. When I finally let him blow his load, I stood up and smiled, holding out my hand and telling him the pictures were a thank you for last night but the blow job would cost him. The look on his face was priceless, but he paid up. Silly little PIMP….

Happy St. Patty’s Day with Irish Whores

trashy milf incest sexWhen you are an Irish trashy MILF, you have a lot of nasty fun on St. Patrick’s Day. I kept my youngest daughter home from school today so we could celebrate like drunken whores. It’s a family Irish tradition. Each year one of my brats gets to stay home and celebrate with me. Perhaps it makes me a bad mommy, but I let her have some green beer. I drank at her age, smoked weed and a lot of other shit, and turned out fine! I have 3 young daughters, but the one who stayed home with me is still a virgin, but not for long. I got her drunk on green beer, then fucked her with the bottle. I even had her sliding her little slit up and down it. So hot to watch that little cunnie fuck that green bottle. She was so proud too. “I can take something bigger mommy, I know I can,” she said with a smile. I wanted to give her something bigger!

It was a nice day so we had a little picnic on our land. I called my favorite drug dealer, a sexy Irish boy, to see if he wanted to do a little trade as I wanted some party supplies. I knew he would be wasted from drinking first thing in the morning, a St Patrick’s Day tradition for many of us. I set us up under our cherry tree since I was getting my baby girl’s cherry popped. When he arrived, I had her ass decorated with “Kiss Me I’m Irish.” I suggested we trade her Irish virgin pussy for my coke. He didn’t hesitate at all! He wanted to pop that young pussy, give her pot of liquid gold. I sat on the hood of my car like I was in a Whitesnake video and masturbated while my baby girl became a woman. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to me.

white trash phone sex whore mommHe didn’t go easy on her pussy either. Drunk Irish drug dealer three times her age with a massive cock, was not gonna fuck her gently! He pushed it right in until I heard her scream and could see the cherry juice on his dick. Didn’t take him long to bust a nut in her, out in the open too, under a big cherry tree! Tightest snatch he will ever have too. I told her now she was a naughty Irish girl. I got down on the blanket with her, licked her puffy little pussy, sucking out that gold he deposited in her sweet pussy. I guess watching me lick the jizz cherry juice combo from her cunnie, made him hard again, so he started fucking my ass. She guzzled his cum out of my ass. I was so proud of my nasty little Irish girl.

When you are a trashy MILF, you get lucky all the time. Guys love nasty Irish whores. Hell, guys just love whores. Let me and my baby whore say Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you . We may be Irish, but can always use more Irish in us!

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Drunk Phone Sex HadleyI was so relieved when he finally passed out. I thought he was never gonna stop torturing my cunt with his medical kit. Don’t get me wrong, I love sick sex, but I just was not high enough for his shit tonight. He hid my stash again and promised to cut me a line after he came in my mouth and cunt, but he fucking passed out before he could. Sometimes I wonder how anyone besides a whore could be so useless. Luckily I had plans to head over to the card room and score some dope and poker chips. Honestly the only reason I stay with this loser is because he is sterile as a bottle of bleach. Which means I can fuck bareback all I want. There will come a time when I want my own little whore to fuck with, but as for now I only wanted cock, blow, and the card room.

When I got there I saw three of my guys just waiting for some trashy cunt. I had been up two days already and I was not wasting time. I had a plan. Get lit, get fucked, and get gambling! I nodded my head at the taller one and licked my lips. He followed me out to the parking garage, and under the stairwell where there is no cameras yet. This is where I will hang for about two hours getting high, and getting fucked by a few high rollers. They loved my mouth and my pussy. And they sure did love the weekend where I could hang out for a day or two. Win win don’t you say?Sloppy Wet Pussy Hadley