Category: Golden showers sex

Flo the Hoe

I love being the trailer park hoe. I have many nick names around here. Flo the Hoe being my favorite. I love doing all cock!!  I love the fact that everybody here knows I am the trailer park hoe, I will do anything you want.  You can piss on me.   Fuck any hole. I will be your little submissive hoe. Put a collar on me walk me around like a doggy bitch. Let your furry friends have their way with me.  It does not matter do any thing you want. And if I am bad go ahead punish me make your good little bitch.  There is nothing I will not do for cock.  Just being near cock makes my cunt sloppy wet.  My holes are open, wet and ready for all your cocks.  Come ride on this hoe.White trash phone sex

Scat Dreams of Ponder

I was thinking last night while trying to fall asleep and a question crossed my mind about why I love anal so much. It took my awhile to answer my own question. The question goes so much deeper than that thought. I love anal and I love shit. For some reason scat has always appealed to me. While others are disgusted by the look, the smell and even the taste… I am the opposite. I love the way it feels in my hands,  when I masturbate it makes my cum juice feel even creamier.

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I love the smell as it enters my nostrils and while it offends everyone else,  it makes my clit burn with passion because all I want to do is fuck with big piles of my own shit surrounding me as we roll in them like pigs who cannot get enough. I love the way a big fat cock tastes in my mouth as my face is fucked and there’s a glob of his shit on his cock being rammed into the back of my throat while he lets his massive cum load into my throat with  it giving me the creme del’ cream treatment I yearn for.

Pissing Phone Sex Family

pissing phone sexPissing phone sex stories, I have a few to share if you like that sort of thing. I am a nasty freak. Anything pretty much goes with me. I’m not a subby bitch, however. So, don’t think you can pull shit on me. If I want to do something, I do it. If I don’t want to do something, you can’t make me do it either. When I get high though, and my freak flag flies. A few nights ago, my husband and I had a party. Not a huge one, but a few of his best clients. Men who have paid for me and my girls before too, but this wasn’t a sex party. At least, it didn’t start out as a sex party.  After several lines and bottles of wine, one of the guys announced he had to take a leak. I was fucked up, don’t remember the actual conversation verbatim, but something about maybe Lilibeth can pretend to be a toilet. I laughed then opened my mouth like I was a urinal. Before long, everyone, even my husband, was pissing in my mouth and on me. At that point, I said let’s take this to the bathroom because things could get messy. I stood in the shower while the guys pissed on me. My oldest daughter is a piss whore. She came home, heard the commotion and joined the party. The guys went ape shit pissing on a young teen girl too. We were in the bathtub today getting golden showers. We even snowballed with piss. That tells you what a nasty freak I can be. My husband pissed on us both too, but it was obvious he was hesitant at first. I just looked at him, winked and said, “when in Rome, baby.” Do you enjoy golden showers sex too?

Pissy Pool Party

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I went to a pool party hosted by one of the frat houses. When I got there I found out I was the only one invited- looks like its more dick for me! I gave all of them killer head, sucking their dicks off like a professional whore. Then I got in the pool for a little bit of a break. Each and every one of the guys stood at the edge and started pissing. I swam under their golden shower with glee. I love piss so much! Then one by one they got in the pool with me and let me suck the piss out of their dicks while I enjoyed the water. Splashing in the water and their urine having a wonderful time. Then they turned my pussy and ass out, fucking the shit out of my holes and filling me up with their cum. What a great pool party! When is the next? 😉

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Do you like pissing sex stories? I am a dirty mommy with no taboos. I may not make a hot pissing story every day, but it’s not something I shy away from either, especially when money is involved. It is no secret I escort and pimp out my little ones. My husband had a client with a pissing fetish. This client was different from most. What set him apart was that he had a little girl of his own he wanted to bring in on the hired fun. He was not interested in any of my little slutkins. That is fine. Personally, I find it hot when a client wants me to play with his daughter or son. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, I get so wet. This client wanted to watch me with his daughter. Specifically, he wanted me to piss on her. We laid her in the tub naked. I squatted above her, spread my pussy lips and let out a jet stream of golden nectar all over her. I expected her to scream, cry even fight me, but the little whore liked it. She squealed in delight as my hot piss sprayed her little body. Daddy dearest was watching with the look of a man seeing his first barnyard bash. He was stroking his cock faster than a teen boy discovering his dick for the first time. He winked at me as a sign of approval. I drank a big glass of lemonade so I could piss again. I scooted his little girl under me this time. I stood up in the tub with one leg on the edge which tilted my pelvis just enough to help me spray my special champagne all her the little girl. She opened her mouth wide to taste my hot piss. Daddy shot his spooge in my face as she lapped up my golden nectar. Another satisfied customer.

Night Out Nightmare

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As you know I have a bad habit of drinking what ever is handed to me without asking a single question. Tonight I went out alone to a bar that doesn’t ID. I was there hanging out when you approached me. You buy me a drink and we just start making friendly conversation. You’re so sexy and that xanax I took before leaving home has started to kick in hard because of the booze. I walk away to use the restroom really quickly and when I get back you were nice enough to grab us a second round. I sip away while you tell me how pretty you think I am and pretty is not a word men usually direct at me. After a bit I realize that I am feeling way more drunk than I should and you offer to give me a ride home. On the way there you are touching me and I keep asking you to please behave but I am just so weak and out of it. I notice once we stop, through less than half open eyes, that we are at a building I am unfamiliar with. You pick my limp body up out of the car and take me inside. You then tie me up to a chair and tell me that I made a huge mistake, unbuttoning your pants to pull out your huge cock. I completely went out at that point, I can sort of recall some of it but all I really know for sure is that my tiny cunt and once tight asshole hurt really bad and I had cum stains all over what was left of my panties. Can you please call me and tell me what happened? I need to know.

Golden showers bring May flowers

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So yeah… that title is more of a humor type thing, but getting fucked until you can’t hold it in anymore is not. I have a john that gets more into kinky stuff each time I am with him. This time, when I arrived he gave me a huge glass of Gatorade and we sat and talked while I drank it. At first I was confused; I didn’t know why I was drinking this amount of anything really. Towards the end of the glass he would fill it up again. After the third glass I was full and told him I couldn’t drink anymore. He poured me one more glass and said to just take it slow and get it down. It took a while, but I finally was able to finish it. He took the glass from me and told me to lie back on the bed. He got down between my legs and started expertly licking my wet pussy. I was wet because I have been with this john many times and he makes me cum fucking hard. He gets me close with licking my pussy and very quickly he stands up and slams his cock into my pussy, and keeps ramming his fat cock in and out until I am dizzy with needing to cum. He asks me if I feel full like I need to pee and I suddenly realized that YES I do need to pee and badly. He looks down at me with a big smile and says that he is going to make me cum so hard that I can’t hold it and I will have to let it go while cumming. That really turned me on and he was right. The ache started deep in the center of me and radiating out in a huge tidal wave. As I was cumming I was trying to hold it back, but I hear him whispering. “Come on baby, it is OK let it go. Cum and orgasm baby I want to see it.” Hearing that and his fat cock fucking me was all I could take, he thrust his cock into me very deep then pulled out and I started to pee and cum and… wow. What a sensation. It was so intense I couldn’t stop cumming or peeing, I had no control over my bladder or my pussy. The orgasm lasted for a long while because after my bladder was empty he fucked me hard with my legs pinned to my shoulders. He came inside me with a huge grunt and moans and collapsed satisfied. “Thank you D` I needed that, I needed to see that. It and you were incredible.”

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Dirty Phone Sex

dirty phone sexDo you like dirty phone sex? I live to make dirty stories to share with my callers. This weekend I had a hot random encounter at the lake. My husband has a few boats so I was at the lake doing some cleaning of one of them for an upcoming party. Sometimes we host sex parties on our boats. Lake water is not protected, however, ocean water is, so anything goes on the boats. I was enjoying the sunny day in my bikini when this young girl asked me if I needed any help. She didn’t want money; she didn’t even want drugs. She just wanted to hang on a boat. Cute little jail bait girl. I knew what I wanted in exchange, but it wasn’t a maid.

sloppy wet pussyThe moment she came onboard, I suggested she take off her bikini and get comfy. I offered her some champagne. “Are you trying to seduce me,” she inquired coyly. I was not subtle. I don’t need to be. She sat on one of the seats spread her bald pussy and invited me in. I poured some champagne over her bald slit giving her a sloppy wet pussy. I started lapping up the bubbly as I finger fucked her snatch.  She tasted extremely sweet. Young pussy has the best smell and taste. I hooked my fingers into her pink cunnie while I flicked my tongue on her clit. She wrapped her long lean legs around my back pushing me into her wet hole.

trailer trash whoreBefore long we were in the 69 position. She was eating my ass as I ate her cunt. In a moment of passion, I grabbed the champagne bottle and fucked her with the long neck until she was squirting. She moaned so loudly that I thought fish would hear her. She squirted a warm mix of girl juice, piss and champagne all over my face. I just basked in it. I’m such a trailer trash whore. After we spent hours fucking, I invited her to our boat party the next day. I know a virgin pussy when I eat one. I can get good money for her sweet bald snatch.

Drunk sex porn Putting out Fires

Drunk sex pornHave you ever gotten so drunk that when you sit there and remember what you did last night you don’t know whether to laugh, be embarrassed, or just die? Well, I did that and then some. I got so drunk that I put on my Halloween costume and ran around telling people to put me out. You have no idea how many strangers are willing to piss all over a hot girl. I even held their cocks, giggling as I stroked and sucked on them. “I”m on fire Mister.” I’d look up at them as my tongue teased that head and I was slurring those words. They all grinned probably thinking I wouldn’t remember and told me to kneel back, spraying their hot and musky piss all over my tongue and tits. Filling up my mouth and stopping just long enough for me to swallow. Some guys even got so hard they didn’t want me to stop. They fucked my throat, cumming while buried in it. Then pissing down my throat making me either swallow or choke on it. It was so fucking hot at the time but waking up with a hangover and smelling like a urinal and an unused and horny cunt. Not so much.

Golden Showers and The Real Freak

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I’d just got through dancing and was backstage alone in the dressing room when someone knocked on the door. I opened the door and standing there was Mr. Doldalski. All the dancers gave Mr. Doldalski a special nickname “The Real Freak”. The Real Freak would pay dancers crazy amounts of money to go home with him and let him do all sorts of outrageous things. Tonight he chose me. He promised me $2000 if I went home with him. I hesitated at first because I’d heard about his strange requests. But $2000 is a lot of money and I couldn’t say no. His house was huge, I was impressed. He led me to a dark red room with sex toys everywhere. Sex swings, whips, vibrators and many other sexual contraptions filled the room. The Real Freak really was a freak. In the back of the room was a low mattress covered in plastic. He had me lay down naked on the mattress and pulled out his cock and pissed all over me. I was drenched in his warm urine and he loved it. He pulled out his cell phone and snapped a couple of pictures. I was soaked in piss, he made me get on my hands and knees and fucked me doggystyle. I felt completely humiliated but I was two-thousand dollars richer.