I do more than just serve coffee at the truck stop, and you can order me up as one of your special desserts. We have those big bathrooms with showers. So you can always take me back there and we can get as kinky as you want. One of my favorite things is golden showers. Nothing makes this pussy wetter than getting to spread my legs and stand over you. Then squirting my hot pee out all over your chest and cock while you are stroking that big hard cock. I love feeling it splatter all over you and me. Plus you are getting quite the show of my smooth bald pussy. Then I will get down on my hands and knees rubbing that hot warm piss that smells like coffee and whiskey all over your hard throbbing cock. I then take that piss coverd cock in my mouth and start sucking on it like a lollipop.
Category: Golden showers sex
Ice cream shit sickle
Its almost a 100 degrees outside and I am all sweaty in my room. My air conditioner is broken and I just want to feel a nice cool breeze so I can breathe and get a little relief from this heat. I have already stripped off all of my clothes, I have the fan blowing over my naked body. My nipples are perking from the air whipping across them.What I really need right now is for my roommate to bring some ice cream. Its weird to I always get horny when its so muggy and hot. Its like my pussy is a heat fuck magnet. What I could really use right now and what I have been craving for days is some good old anal fucking. I want him to ram his cock up my asshole and fuck me so hard that my shit sticks to his dick. I will have some much scat splattering everywhere that I will be able to make an ice cream shit sickle that I can freeze and eat or play with later.
Better yet, I want him to bring me some ice cream and cool me down and then pull down his pant and give me me some hot fudge to go with my ice cream. I want that swirly anus butt ice cream and a sprinkle of some pubic hairs on the top to slide down my throat. I will even wash it down with some sweaty ball sac cum juice. I am so horny, where the fuck is my roommate?
Flo the Hoe
I love being the trailer park hoe. I have many nick names around here. Flo the Hoe being my favorite. I love doing all cock!! I love the fact that everybody here knows I am the trailer park hoe, I will do anything you want. You can piss on me. Fuck any hole. I will be your little submissive hoe. Put a collar on me walk me around like a doggy bitch. Let your furry friends have their way with me. It does not matter do any thing you want. And if I am bad go ahead punish me make your good little bitch. There is nothing I will not do for cock. Just being near cock makes my cunt sloppy wet. My holes are open, wet and ready for all your cocks. Come ride on this hoe.
Dirty Phone Sex
Do you like dirty phone sex? I live to make dirty stories to share with my callers. This weekend I had a hot random encounter at the lake. My husband has a few boats so I was at the lake doing some cleaning of one of them for an upcoming party. Sometimes we host sex parties on our boats. Lake water is not protected, however, ocean water is, so anything goes on the boats. I was enjoying the sunny day in my bikini when this young girl asked me if I needed any help. She didn’t want money; she didn’t even want drugs. She just wanted to hang on a boat. Cute little jail bait girl. I knew what I wanted in exchange, but it wasn’t a maid.
The moment she came onboard, I suggested she take off her bikini and get comfy. I offered her some champagne. “Are you trying to seduce me,” she inquired coyly. I was not subtle. I don’t need to be. She sat on one of the seats spread her bald pussy and invited me in. I poured some champagne over her bald slit giving her a sloppy wet pussy. I started lapping up the bubbly as I finger fucked her snatch. She tasted extremely sweet. Young pussy has the best smell and taste. I hooked my fingers into her pink cunnie while I flicked my tongue on her clit. She wrapped her long lean legs around my back pushing me into her wet hole.
Before long we were in the 69 position. She was eating my ass as I ate her cunt. In a moment of passion, I grabbed the champagne bottle and fucked her with the long neck until she was squirting. She moaned so loudly that I thought fish would hear her. She squirted a warm mix of girl juice, piss and champagne all over my face. I just basked in it. I’m such a trailer trash whore. After we spent hours fucking, I invited her to our boat party the next day. I know a virgin pussy when I eat one. I can get good money for her sweet bald snatch.