Category: Drunk phone sex

One more shot, por favor.

My pussy turned to jello as I slammed another shot of Jose Cuervo with the sexy stranger. I knew he was trying to get me drunk. He had already whispered in my ear the things that he would do with his fat cock when he got me to the car.  I’d been hanging out in a Mexican bar all afternoon,flirting with the sexy Latin men. I didn’t need to know Spanish to see what they had in mind for me. Drunk phone sexI stumbled to the car as several men followed me. It was about to become a gang bang, for sure. I dropped my panties beside the car. I was a total drunken slut as I squatted right there to take a piss. One of them yanked me to my feet and I felt his bulging cock push up into me as the pee flowed down his cock. These were some nasty, toilet loving fuckers and I was glad to give them a show. I dropped to my knees and began to suck the piss and cum off his cock. It inflamed the others and they crowded around me jerking their dicks. “Show us your asshole, baby.” They chanted. I bent right over and spread my cheeks. The fat one grabbed my hips and rammed his stiff enchilada deep into my clenched asshole. He fucked me hard and fast, pulling his shit covered meatstick out to blow a dirty load on my face. I licked it greedily as the others blew cum all over my drunken naked body. 

Let’s Get Wasted

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I don’t know if you know this or not, but drunk girl fucking is the absolute best. You can talk us into just about anything once you’ve gotten us plastered with our favorite kind of booze. And men aren’t the only ones who like doing this to drunk girls. I have gotten to fuck several women who told me they don’t even like women. It’s incredibly sexy when another woman comes along for the intoxicated journey. There’s nothing like fucking a helpless woman. She’s too drunk to say no to anything you want, so it really doesn’t even feel like you’re doing anything bad.

I’ve had several drunken encounters with men, too. When I was in college, all the guys on campus knew that if they wanted to fuck me, all they had to do was ply me with alcohol. I turn into a mega slut when I’ve been drinking, so I’m even more uninhibited than I normally am. If there’s something you’ve always wanted to do to me, then just go right ahead and let me know. Maybe I’ll even start drinking while we’re on the phone. That way, you’re certain to get exactly what you want from me. Who knows, I might even enjoy the dirty things you want to do to me.

 

Drunken family Fun Time

drunk phone sexThanksgiving was a blast at my place this year. We had so much food and so much alcohol. My young niece, Ashley, was there. She is usually a quiet shy girl who barely says a word. This year she had really blossomed. She whispered into my ear, asking if she could drink some wine with the grown ups. I grinned to myself as I discreetly poured a large portion into her soda bottle. I swear the bitch must’ve chugged the wine because she was drunk. Not just tipsy. Drunk and loud. I escorted her quickly to my bedroom before her parents realized what was going on. She was a different person. She told me how much she loved me and squeezed my tits. It felt so good that I got all excited and returned her touches. Her pussy was so beautiful and her perky tits had large hard nipples. Pretty soon, she became my Thanksgiving dinner. I gobbled her sweet little pussy like a starving slut. Her little cries must’ve been loud. I looked up and my brother, her daddy, was standing there with a huge grin on his face. I can’t wait to share the rest of that story. It was definitely a whipped cream with a cherry on top ending.

Every last drop

Cum eating phone sexPimp daddy tells me I am the best cock sucking slut he has in his stable. He says I give these men sloppy toppy like no other whore in the city. I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but daddy is right. My head  game is damn good and I make daddy lots of money. One time daddy wanted this car right off the lot. It was an expensive foreign car too. I wanted to make daddy real proud and become his bottom bitch. So I told daddy I could get him that car. He said” Bitch let me see what you can do”. I walked my sexy slim chocolate ass into that car lot and went up to the salesman. I said sir let me talk to you in private in your office. While licking my lips. Before he could even close the door good I unzipped his pants and pulled out his swollen hard white cock. I entered all of his shaft and the base into my warm wet mouth and sucked with ease. At a nice pace until his jeez was all in my mouth. I swallowed and looked him in his eyes with a smile. His eyes rolled to the back of his head. He said baby what ever you want you can damn sure have. Daddy and I drove off the lot with that brand new foreign.I told you my head is the best. How about you find out for yourself?

 

A Trashy MILF Knows How to Get Shit Done

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A sexy trashy milf knows how to get shit done. I had a flat tire when I came out of Walmart this morning. I looked around for the biggest guy and worked my charm. I went right up to him and explained what happened. I pulled my shirt down to show off more of my cleavage. My big tits get results. I asked him if he had a jack I could borrow, knowing full well he would change my tire for me. I watched him change my tire. I gave him lots of praise for being a big strong man. The truth is I can change a tire, but why would I when I can get a stud to do it for me? I prefer to save my nails and my strength for fucking. After he was done, I offered to buy him a drink. I mean I wanted to fuck him. A strong handsome stud like him had to have a big dick too. I saw the wedding ring on his finger, but that never stops me. We went back to my place for a beer and a fuck. I think he took two sips of beer before his cock was out of his pants. I didn’t care about the beer. I only cared about his cock. I showed off my cum guzzling slut skills and thanked him with a hard swallow of his yummy jizz.

A Cum Guzzling Slut is the Life of the Party

cum guzzling slutA cum guzzling slut will always be the most in demand woman in the place. I was at this boring ass party over the weekend. I was told it was a party, but it was a snooze fest. I had to liven things up. I always have party favors on me, plus I am a party. I got the hostess high. She had no clue what a party was and that was obvious. Her guests were just standing around chatting about climate control and the next election. How fucking boring, right? No one was drinking anything but beer or wine. A party needs coke, hard liquor and a trashy milf! I started doing lines with guys. I served up some Tennessee whiskey and then I started sucking cock. Once I was sucking dick, the other women at the party followed my lead. Now it was a party. Fuck politics. House parties should be fun and void of the bullshit going on in the world. Right? The women at this party all got blow banged by the men at the party. I showed them some of my cock sucking skills too. Every woman was swallowing load after load of jizz. Guys were getting their second wind thanks to my party favors, so the women got fucked too. You need to liven up a party? Invite me. I know how to party.

Bloody Cunt Althea

Period Phone SexI love getting my pussy fucked while I am on the rag. It is nothing more pleasing than period phone sex. I am already a dirty black whore. So fucking this dirty black bloody cunt makes the sex even more intense. Working at the strip club the Dj’s brother is a doctor. He has a thing for black bloody pussy. Needless to say he invited me over and when I told him I was on the rag he said that is even better. He would make it worth my while he said. I got over to his house that night and he has beautiful condo in downtown where all the rich folks are. I was speechless. Fast forward to our night I ended up on the bed with my legs spread wide open. Blood every where. He did not care one bit. He even made sure his sheets were white so that he could see every last drop of blood coming out of my pussy. It felt so good and warm when he had his dick inside of me fucking me and blood kept gushing out. When he went down to eat my pussy with blood covering his lips I just had to grab his face and kiss him. I was completely turned on. A man that likes blood and is willing to fuck a pussy while on her period shows that he has a lot of compassion. Either that or  he just a nasty mothafucker. Either way I am Game! I have to fuck and get my pussy ate every time I am on my period and that is final! 

 

 

 

Live Phone Sex: I Can Fuck From Home and Talk Dirty

live phone sexLive phone sex is the best. Guys always ask me if I am a bot or if I am at home. No, I am no bot. I am a 100% natural woman and I only work from home. I would never work in a factory. It is not 1985! I am not a recording. I am not fake. I am just a dirty old whore who likes to work from home. I can get fucked and immediately take a call. How great is that?  I have been working all morning with a ton of cum in my pussy. I live alone, but I often have lovers over. Lovers of different ages and races.  Last night was black teen gangbang night. The black high school boys know I am a black cock gangbang whore. They also know I don’t care about age and that I can handle big dicks. Little white schoolgirls are not enlightened about size yet. They worry about big black cocks ruining their tight pink holes. When you get to be my age, you only want something you can feel. The local black boys just want to fuck and drink beer on the weekends, so they come to my trailer. We party together. All night long, I was doing lines and taking big black cock in my holes. I have not even slept, but that is what coke is for. Now, I am full of cum and talking dirty. I love my life.

Dirty Phone Sex Tranny Cock

I love having dirty phone sex with my tranny cock shoved down some lil sissy fags gullet as I make her choke it down and swallow my load. I’ll certainly ease in and make that cock throb and mouth beg me to let her suck it and beg me to be my sissy faggot cock sucker. I will dom that bitch like the mother fucking savage slave owner the little bitch wants to be owned by. Mmm… you know that little thing in those pretty panties is just oozing for some sexy tranny cock to rub on it. I love the rub my throbbing dick head next to a sweet tight little ass that has been grinding on that butt plug jonesing for some nice big flesh rod to penetrate it and make that pussy throb and clit squirt. Soil your panties for me Bitch and be ready to suck every last drop from Josies big throbbing ladyboy cock like the little faggot dick sucker you are.

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Drunk trailer trash slut stumbles naked into your bed

trailer trash whoreDrunk trailer trash slut here, wanting to come see you again. We met last Saturday morning. But, I don’t think you could really call that a meeting. The first thing I said to you was “Why the f*ck are you in my apartment?” Which was a very funny thing to say seeing as how I’d been the the the one drunk and slutty enough to stumble into your unlocked apartment the night before and pass out naked onto your bed.

I was still hungover when I walked into your living room in nothing but a bed sheet yelling at you in your own home. You were a perfect gentleman. You’d slept on the couch the whole night and that’s where I’d found you that morning sitting there with throbbing morning wood. You could see my hard pink nipples through the sheer thin bed sheet.

You laughed at me. I’m not shocked you found it amusing. In hindsight I do too, and it didn’t take long for me to realize my mistake. I ran out embarrassed as hell and am still remorseful.

I touched myself last night thinking about you and your bulbous mushroom tip on that couch. I’d like to return your sheets! And maybe see it again?