Category: Drunk phone sex
Let’s Get Wasted
I don’t know if you know this or not, but drunk girl fucking is the absolute best. You can talk us into just about anything once you’ve gotten us plastered with our favorite kind of booze. And men aren’t the only ones who like doing this to drunk girls. I have gotten to fuck several women who told me they don’t even like women. It’s incredibly sexy when another woman comes along for the intoxicated journey. There’s nothing like fucking a helpless woman. She’s too drunk to say no to anything you want, so it really doesn’t even feel like you’re doing anything bad.
I’ve had several drunken encounters with men, too. When I was in college, all the guys on campus knew that if they wanted to fuck me, all they had to do was ply me with alcohol. I turn into a mega slut when I’ve been drinking, so I’m even more uninhibited than I normally am. If there’s something you’ve always wanted to do to me, then just go right ahead and let me know. Maybe I’ll even start drinking while we’re on the phone. That way, you’re certain to get exactly what you want from me. Who knows, I might even enjoy the dirty things you want to do to me.
Drunken family Fun Time
Thanksgiving was a blast at my place this year. We had so much food and so much alcohol. My young niece, Ashley, was there. She is usually a quiet shy girl who barely says a word. This year she had really blossomed. She whispered into my ear, asking if she could drink some wine with the grown ups. I grinned to myself as I discreetly poured a large portion into her soda bottle. I swear the bitch must’ve chugged the wine because she was drunk. Not just tipsy. Drunk and loud. I escorted her quickly to my bedroom before her parents realized what was going on. She was a different person. She told me how much she loved me and squeezed my tits. It felt so good that I got all excited and returned her touches. Her pussy was so beautiful and her perky tits had large hard nipples. Pretty soon, she became my Thanksgiving dinner. I gobbled her sweet little pussy like a starving slut. Her little cries must’ve been loud. I looked up and my brother, her daddy, was standing there with a huge grin on his face. I can’t wait to share the rest of that story. It was definitely a whipped cream with a cherry on top ending.
A Trashy MILF Knows How to Get Shit Done
A sexy trashy milf knows how to get shit done. I had a flat tire when I came out of Walmart this morning. I looked around for the biggest guy and worked my charm. I went right up to him and explained what happened. I pulled my shirt down to show off more of my cleavage. My big tits get results. I asked him if he had a jack I could borrow, knowing full well he would change my tire for me. I watched him change my tire. I gave him lots of praise for being a big strong man. The truth is I can change a tire, but why would I when I can get a stud to do it for me? I prefer to save my nails and my strength for fucking. After he was done, I offered to buy him a drink. I mean I wanted to fuck him. A strong handsome stud like him had to have a big dick too. I saw the wedding ring on his finger, but that never stops me. We went back to my place for a beer and a fuck. I think he took two sips of beer before his cock was out of his pants. I didn’t care about the beer. I only cared about his cock. I showed off my cum guzzling slut skills and thanked him with a hard swallow of his yummy jizz.
A Cum Guzzling Slut is the Life of the Party
A cum guzzling slut will always be the most in demand woman in the place. I was at this boring ass party over the weekend. I was told it was a party, but it was a snooze fest. I had to liven things up. I always have party favors on me, plus I am a party. I got the hostess high. She had no clue what a party was and that was obvious. Her guests were just standing around chatting about climate control and the next election. How fucking boring, right? No one was drinking anything but beer or wine. A party needs coke, hard liquor and a trashy milf! I started doing lines with guys. I served up some Tennessee whiskey and then I started sucking cock. Once I was sucking dick, the other women at the party followed my lead. Now it was a party. Fuck politics. House parties should be fun and void of the bullshit going on in the world. Right? The women at this party all got blow banged by the men at the party. I showed them some of my cock sucking skills too. Every woman was swallowing load after load of jizz. Guys were getting their second wind thanks to my party favors, so the women got fucked too. You need to liven up a party? Invite me. I know how to party.
Dirty Phone Sex Tranny Cock
I love having dirty phone sex with my tranny cock shoved down some lil sissy fags gullet as I make her choke it down and swallow my load. I’ll certainly ease in and make that cock throb and mouth beg me to let her suck it and beg me to be my sissy faggot cock sucker. I will dom that bitch like the mother fucking savage slave owner the little bitch wants to be owned by. Mmm… you know that little thing in those pretty panties is just oozing for some sexy tranny cock to rub on it. I love the rub my throbbing dick head next to a sweet tight little ass that has been grinding on that butt plug jonesing for some nice big flesh rod to penetrate it and make that pussy throb and clit squirt. Soil your panties for me Bitch and be ready to suck every last drop from Josies big throbbing ladyboy cock like the little faggot dick sucker you are.
Drunk trailer trash slut stumbles naked into your bed
Drunk trailer trash slut here, wanting to come see you again. We met last Saturday morning. But, I don’t think you could really call that a meeting. The first thing I said to you was “Why the f*ck are you in my apartment?” Which was a very funny thing to say seeing as how I’d been the the the one drunk and slutty enough to stumble into your unlocked apartment the night before and pass out naked onto your bed.
I was still hungover when I walked into your living room in nothing but a bed sheet yelling at you in your own home. You were a perfect gentleman. You’d slept on the couch the whole night and that’s where I’d found you that morning sitting there with throbbing morning wood. You could see my hard pink nipples through the sheer thin bed sheet.
You laughed at me. I’m not shocked you found it amusing. In hindsight I do too, and it didn’t take long for me to realize my mistake. I ran out embarrassed as hell and am still remorseful.
I touched myself last night thinking about you and your bulbous mushroom tip on that couch. I’d like to return your sheets! And maybe see it again?