Category: Dirty phone sex

I’m Damn Proud to be a Big Dick Sucker and Trashy MILF

big dick suckerA big dick sucker who is a total bimbo whore, will suck anyone off at anytime, anywhere. The pool is open now in my trailer park since it is warm again. I love to sun my hot body. Mostly I like to flaunt it, but I do look better with a tan. This young stud was at the pool too. I didn’t ask his age. I believe in don’t ask, don’t tell when it comes to age and marital status. Neither matter if you have a big dick. I started flirting with him. Discovered he was playing hokey from school as it was some sort of walk out day. I didn’t care if he could drive, vote or drink. As long as he could fuck. Do you know what happens to a young boy when he puts sunscreen on a dirty old cougar’s back? He gets hard. Rock hard. I squirted some sunscreen in my palms, smeared it on my hands, then  worked my hands under his swim trunks till I found his throbbing shaft. I jacked his dick until it was in an upright position. His pre cum was leaking between my fingers. Felt pretty amazing. Tasted finger licking good too. I bobbed my head up and down his rod, slurping up anything that oozed out of  his swollen cock. Yes I slurped up some piss too. I’m a dirty whore. I lick up anything. I was tonguing his taint, jacking his dick and rubbing my pussy. As I was buried between his legs, I heard someone say, “You gonna share your trashy MILF friend, Todd.? I turned around and 4 boys had their cocks out waiting their turn. I took turns blowing and jacking them. At one point, I had one in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my ass and one in my puss. This old cougar can entertain a troop.

What I did for a Klondike bar!!!

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We’d been fucking at his trailer all day when we took a break. Sitting in the kitchen drinking a Milwaukee’s Best beer together, I was feeling fine. I’d been trying to get with him for a long time but he had this girlfriend that he was obsessed with. Everyone in our small town had heard the stories about this gangsta freak. She wasn’t even allowed to go to the bathroom alone. She got tired of his weird ways and kinky sex, I guess, and took off with someone else.

“I’ve got a treat for you.” he said, reaching into the freezer as we smoked a joint.  He brought out a container filled with what looked like chocolate covered bananas. He carried it back into the bedroom with us. We were higher than kites and fucking like bunnies when he brought out one of the treats. I felt him rub it against my pussy and slide it into my battered asshole. It felt so good and cooling. I arched to take more as he alternately fucked my shithole with the frozen dildo and his hot cock.

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He grabbed me by the hair and forced my mouth to his dick. His Kentucky blacksnake was long and thick. One taste and I knew it wasn’t ice cream. It was shit. He was fucking me with frozen shit!!! I could feel the thawed shit sliding down the backs of my thighs as he rammed his dick into my mouth. I knew immediately that it was his girlfriend’s shit. He really was obsessed with her. I was getting my first taste of a Kentucky Klondike bar and I was loving it. A normal girl would be puking, but not me. I am the total potty play girl.  I slurped every bit of her poop off his cock as he creamed into my mouth, calling out her name.

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We are still together and we often enjoy one of Latisha’s tasty treats with a cold beer. It makes for some hot and sloppy sex. We’ve started freezing some of mine too, for later.  What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Dirty Phone Sex Mommy Gets Revenge

Ex Spouse Day, what kind of fucked up day is this, other than a good day for a dirty phone sex whore to get revenge on her ex. I think I will lure him over with talk of some partying going on. We will hang a little and then I will go over and flirt with the five black guys that I also invited over. The ex understands it’s my dealer and few of his buddies.

My flirting with these black guys turned into me working on blowing all five of the BBC’s in my face as my ex watches on. We proceed to undressing and getting me on my back as the five BBC’s find a spot to pump. I’m taking all of these cocks now and telling my ex how fucking good it feels to be fucked good! I carry on and once I am filled with cum I make him come clean my creampied pussy out. I proceed to make him suck off one of the big black cocks also allowing me to call him a big dick sucker.

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No taboo phone sex Tell a lie Day

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So today is the day were it is tell a lie day. Usually I do not lie because I could give no shits about anything, but just for today and for fucksakes I shall make up some lies. Part of being a dumb whore like myself and relying on blow to get me through the day, amongst other vices- I must say dick makes my world go round and round a hell of a lot easier. Personally my standards are not overly high, if you can stick it in then hey we are pretty much accomplishing our goal.

So today at my other job, we hired like four busboys and they are so geeky it’s rather cute. I am going to tell them a lie and say I am a virgin and I know once I say that they are going to want to stick their dicks in me so bad. I will let them too. I am going to have an orgy with these guys and after they get done cleaning the dishes and lubing up my holes, I will go ahead and break the news to them that I lied. I can not wait, this will be so much fun. They are going to go crazy over my lied about virgin holes!

I’m The Girl 4 U

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You say you don’t want me but you know I am the girl for you. You know that I am the only girl that will get down and dirty with you. The only one that helps you fuck those precious little bitches faces. You know what I mean…you know that you have dark desires. What do you think I do every weekend? Well besides the usual gangbang, and partying… you know I am there babysitting those perfect angels. Lucy, Tiger Lily, and little baby Sky. All are perfect and ready to be used. Their stupid cunt Mommy’s never know that what we are really doing during all that babysitting is far from playing with dollies! We are playing with their faces, their holes too. They will never tell…we can play with them like this for hours and days. We can always play…so don’t stay mad baby. I can be the one who you can beat around, slap and spank and the one who helps you turn those fantasies into reality.

Gangbang Face Fuck

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I walked into the back room to see what my my hoe Brit was up to. It was so fucking hot I had to snap a picture. She told she had a full schedule on this night and was she right. She had more than a full schedule. This bitch had a full mouth. Surrounded by cock of all sizes she was taking them like a pro. Opening wide as they skull fucked her. Cocks were being smacked across her face and forehead while one guy after another took his raging dick and rammed it down her throat. Grabbing her by the hair each guy would take his turn making her gag and choke while holding her down on that fuck rod. You could see the tears start to roll down her cheek as they gang banged her pie hole. Rubbing their glistening pricks around her lips with precum  just oozing out of their holes. Suddenly like fireworks going off they all started to blow their rods. One after another, covering her face, tits, and hair with al of that cum. Gooey lumpy load just hanging off of her and they continued to stuff her mouth full with their meat. She was a hungry girl and she was at a buffet of all you can eat dick. If it wasn’t one dick going into her mouth they were cramming two at a time. This girl had split lips from them stretching her dick suckers so much. But she enjoyed every last pump into her face. That a girl!

Party All The Time

Gangbang Whore AudreyAll I wanna do is fuck and party! Can that be all life is about? It is to me anyway! It was just this morning that I was waking up with a cunt and ass full of cum, and a hangover that would put any man to bed for the day. That doesn’t stop me! I am ready for more! More partying. More cock. More fucking cum for me! Mmm, I have 2 white treats in mind. And I KNOW you have one of those treats for me. A nice and fucking warm sticky load for my pretty face! Satisfy my hunger for your cum, shoot a fat fucking load down this deepthroat cocksucking throat. I wanna be your bukkake facial whore, your gangbang slut that you can share with ALL of your friends. I know that you can’t resist me.  I’m that sexy slut that never says no and always pleases you better than you can even please yourself. I know you’ll come see me soon so you can see me face down and ass up taking that long dick of yours, just like last night.  Except there was over 10 guys there, all taking their turns with me, getting high and drunk with me. Using me all up until their poor balls were empty and deflated. I wanna party like last night baby!

Live Phone Sex with a Trashy MILF

live phone sexLive phone sex has all sorts of meanings. I think it most commonly means you are talking to a real person, not some automated chick like Siri. But it also means you are talking live to me in my home. I am not sitting at some desk with a headset on surrounded by other women doing the same. The majority of time I am in my living room, naked and playing with my pussy while we share dirty stories. Now, some times, like today, I have a few brats at home with me. Although legally they can’t be on the phone with me because they are not old enough, that doesn’t mean I don’t let them listen to me sharing stories about our kinky p family fun. It also doesn’t mean I don’t have a brat or two between my legs licking my pussy or rimming my ass while you and I play. Most guys have a porn on while talking dirty; I have a little one serving as a vibrator. Not much difference. I am a trashy MILF, what can I say? My brats are well trained sex slaves for me and for you. You can ask me to do anything with any one of them, the boys or the girls, and I will not deny you. I am the kind of mother with no limits. And, those no limits extend to my brats. Likely whatever you want to do to them, I have thought of it or have already done it. I love my brats, but I do believe that they are my property. Thant means if I want to whore them out to earn money I will. It means if I want to force fuck tight little cunnies and asses, I will. It means if I want to get one of the girls pregnant, I will. While they are under my roof, they do as they are told. So what can one of my little ones do for you?

We were mud wrestling the nastiest way

scat phone sexI’m sure that most of you have heard of mud wrestling, maybe some of you have even watched a fight or two but I bet you’ve never seen it done my way! We had an inflatable pool, it was about six feet long, maybe four feet wide and instead of filling it with mud, we filled it with shit. Lots and lots of shit from about ten of us girls, we spent the whole day eating all kinds of yummy things and pooping in that pool until there way a nice thick layer of shit and piss in the bottom of it. That’s when the real fun could finally start! You should have seen it, we were all taking turns wrestling in our own filth and we all got so fucking horny from it that the wrestling around in shit turned to straight up fucking in shit! It was nasty as fuck and everyone in my neighborhood could probably smell that pool from from a mile away but I don’t give a single fuck at all. I was way too turned on to give a fuck about what my neighbors were thinking! Anyway… which of you guys want to wrestle me next?

Ellen is a Drunk girl fucking anything!

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Tomorrow is National Beer day and let me tell you how much I fucking love being a drunk girl fucking dick all night long. I am  dirty cock sucking whore who sells her pussy for drugs and beer all the time. So on National Beer day I love getting piss drunk, and fucking for beer all day long. If you’ve got a nice cold beer that I can shove up my pussy and cool my dirty hot cunt off with I will suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.

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I’ll take half of beer filled to the top with warm piss and I’ll drink that shit all the way down. I love selling my pussy, ass and mouth for drugs and beer. I’m a dirty fucking whore!  I would love to be your drunken whore you fuck with all your buddies. I can’t wait to drink your piss and wash it down with a nice cold beer after smoking a blunt.