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When you just gotta go…

golden shower sex storiesI kinda felt like JWoww off of that lame ass show Jersey Shore. I knew she was famous for pissing in public. I personally had to do more than piss, and couldn’t wait any longer! Let me recap for ya. I’ve been partying pretty hard with spring break coming up, nothing like a couple pregame parties to get things going for a fun filled week…or so. When I start drinking I can’t stop…you  can just call me your wild thing. I was so fucking wasted I knew I would not make it up the hill to the house for the bathroom…I didn’t just have to piss I knew I had to shit too so I just stumbled off into the woods. I was so drunk, I really thought I was alone. I had squatted down and pissed already and was working on shitting too when all of a sudden I heard a laugh. I looked back and this hot guy was standing a few feet away from me with his chubby cock out, pissing. I think we were both turned on from our nasty similarities. Can you imagine the mess we got into next? We finished our shitting and pissing on each other and ended this wild night with a nice hardcore ass fucking…that naturally led to a lot of ass to mouth as what kind of girl would I be if I didn’t like to taste my own ass and shit?

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Honestly I am almost always fucked up. I am always high on something and drinking too. I like the way it makes me feel. I like the way it makes those big black cocks hurt a little less and how it relaxes me to take it like a slut. Like a total BBC loving whore. We know I love big black cock and we know my good new friend loves it too. He loves to get nice and fucked up with me. He loves to watch all these big black dicks sliding in and out of my holes. My ass and my pussy of course but my throat takes it all too. Anything for that cum! One after the other I keep going, a girl like me is a total gangbang whore now and I know that I am going to have my body covered in that hot sticky load in no time. How can I say no anyway? I might just be too high…ha! Just kidding that’s not possibly, it just means I can take more black thick dicks!

Pissing Sex on My Phone Sex Line

pissing sexPissing sex is pretty hot. I’ve been into bathroom play for a long time. I potty trained my boys by having them piss on mommy’s clit as I sat on the toilet. I made them pretend it was like one of those carnival games where you squirt the water gone on a target and win a prize. If they could keep a steady stream on mommy’s clit, they got some candy. Amazing how quick they get potty trained like that. Now they are pretty obsessed with watching me pee they still like to pee on my pussy while I am on the throne too. Little boy piss is so hot on my body. At their young age, they can’t quite cum a jet stream yet, but they certainly can piss one.

We have a home gym, so I was working out this morning. The boys were off from school for a parent teacher conference day. I let them sleep in, but I guess their little morning hard ons woke them up. They ran into the workout room naked, little dicks as hard as could be. We call those morning hard dicks pee hard ons. They wanted to pee on mommy, so I got a vase from the book shelf, pulled the hood of my clit open exposing my pee hole and pissed right in the vase with the boys. Their hard ons didn’t go anywhere after a good morning piss either. My youngest son asked if my pee hole was a fuck hole like my ass and pussy. “To some people it is honey,” I replied. I saw the look in his eye. I stretched my legs as far as they would go, widened my urethra and invited him into my tiniest, tightest fuck hole. Even his little dick hurt inside there, but I don’t mind a little pain. His brother watched in shock and arousal stroking himself. My son pissed and came in my 4th fuck hole. Made me cum so hard too.

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You know I was dirty for Mardi Gras!

toilet sexFor Mardi Gras can you imagine what I did? I wasn’t just flashing my tits for beads like the other sluts, I wanted to see how far my naughty and dirty actions could take me. I didn’t want just silly beads, I wanted to see what else I could get and just have a lot of fun…I went to where I knew the dirtiest man could be found – an owner of a pizza shop. I knew I could get a whole meal and a place to stay for my trip as we had some fun together. I wasn’t wrong either! He was down to get dirty with me – right in his kitchen. I probably would advise not to eat that food considering all the piss and shit that was being pushed out all over each other – not to mention is hot load that he finished all over my face. Mmm, it was quite the dirty and naughty time with him. Just fucking like crazy and giving each other the hot loads we both needed and craved. It was so hot, and it was worth all the stuff I got out of it!

GangBang Whore Mommy Loves Frat Boy Seed

gangbang whore lilibethI’m a dirty gangbang whore. By that I mean, I am more than just a slut who likes to take a ton of cock. Just entertaining a legion of dicks is boring to me. I want more than just cocks up my ass and cunt. I want to be coated in cum and piss. A sexy mature bitch like me knows where to go for raunchy sex. A frat house. College boys love a MILF gone wild. Frat boys are as raunchy as it gets, but the girls they fuck on campus want love and respect before they put out, so the boys can’t get as nasty as they want to with them. But, I don’t want to date a frat boy. I don’t need them to spend money on me. I just want to get nasty. I just want their cum and piss and whatever else they want to give me. So on Friday nights, I crash a frat party. Last Friday, it was the Sigma Chis.

trashy milfThey were having some mixer with some stuck up sorority house, so when this trashy MILF walked in, the coeds had to sit back and let a real woman show them how to party. I got on the dining room table naked while they boys lined up to skull fuck me and give me creamy facials. The coeds looked mortified that a woman their mother’s age would take so much cum to the face. I’ve been a cum whore since before they were born. I was rubbing that frat seed into my skin like it was a top line anti aging cream. As boys waited to cum on my face, others fucked my ass. They all know I’m a nasty freak at the Sigma Chi house, so they pissed up my ass. I have a very tight rosebud for all the big dicks I take, so I held some of the piss and exploded it all over the coeds behind me watching in disgust and jealously. For three hours those silly young girls didn’t exist. I was the only woman in the house that mattered. I took their cum and piss in all my holes and left one happy trailer park whore. Showed those coeds what those boys really want. I’m going back tonight with my daughters so they won’t grow up to be a stuck up coed.

Lets have some fun!

extreme phone sexI want to have fun with you tonight, I want a wild party with all types of juices, I want to get some stupid sluts and take advantage of them. I wanna get messy with them and not let them see tomorrow. It doesn’t matter who we pick, we can snatch her up so easily she won’t even see it coming! I love degrading them, and to do that you have to make them do things they would never do unless they were being forced  to do so. I will force her to drink your piss, if she spits it up I’ll cut her deep, I love playing with their blood as much as I love watching them lay in our juices. Piss and shit covering her naked body. Soon it will be mixed with blood and cum and we will make her lick it all up after we are done taking turns fucking all her holes raw. Maybe I’ll fuck her with my knife? Wouldn’t that make a delicious bloody mess! And don’t worry she won’t live to tell anyone of the ‘horrible things’ we did to her… no she won’t even be making it to tomorrow. This party is the messiest one yet, but I am sure to try and top it!

Truck Stop Whore

There is one thing my Momma taught me that I will never forget. She taught me how to take a mouth full of piss without wasting a drop. Since then I have become a piss addict. I love being degraded by these truckers. And they love pissing on trailer trash whores like me. I don’t like wasting any piss so of course I swallow every last drop, just like momma taught me. My momma raised me right so I know how to pleasure a man. However you want it, I want to do it for you. I’m a no limit no taboo whore and I don’t care who knows it.

That’s probably why I spend most of my time at the truck stop. It’s a continuous supply of horny truckers. Truckers love it rough just like me. So it’s like a perfect match. Sometimes I’ll take twenty or more loads a night. It’s a great party full of big cocks. Of course I don’t really care about the size. I’ll fuck and suck any size cock. I’m not picky. As long as a cock cums, I’ll suck it. I can’t get enough cum or piss. There are lots of lot lizards at the truck stops but I try to stand out by wearing the sluttiest clothes.

I like to wear a little bikini and really short shorts like almost just look like panties. I love showing everyone my camel toe. I love the looks I get and all the heads I turn. It really makes me feel like a slut knowing all these guys are thinking about banging me. And of course, I’ll gladly bend over the hood of a truck for anyone who asks. There is nothing I love more than being a perfect truck stop cum loving whore.

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Toilet sex is nasty dirty fun!

toilet sexToilet sex…do you know what that can mean? It can mean so many different things, do you know what kind of things end up in a toilet? It’s always getting it all…the piss, the shit, the puke and the cum. It’s really a nasty thing but a girl like me loves that kind of stuff. The smells, the being so filthy and dirty in so many nasty fucking ways. I like to suck and choke on a cock until I am puking then eat that puke until he cums in my mouth and we do it all over again. Or until he pushes his cock into my tight ass that is pushing out a fat stinky load out. I love my ass being spread wide for a big dump to come out onto a huge dick. It isn’t long after that I am covering him in my piss and he is doing the same for me. A tasty treat to end our toilet sex.

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cheap phone sexDo you know what’s not shitty? Our cheap phone sex specials. We have a couple year-round specials that you can pick from at any time…then you get to go about the dirty, pissing sex you and I were going to have anyway – but this way you’re really getting a deal. You can get covered in my piss for only $31 (41.50 int) for a full piss soaked 21 minutes… that’s enough time for me to cover you in my piss and you to cover me in your cum. Or maybe a 33 minute call for a measly $48 (64.50 int) is something your cock craves. You need all the time you can get to cover me in more than your cum, you’ve got some shit and piss for me too and I am going to take it all. And…a little ass fucking of course too! But you know what? You might need all that time and more, maybe a 75 minute special will strike your fancy tonight. You wanna get to know me, and do all those nasty and naughty things, and it’ll only cost you $125 (or 162.50 int). Now that’s a deal! A hot deal, like as hot as my juices hot. And if you’re feeling extra wild, just feel out our favorite special of all…a two girl special, that includes 15 minutes of me and a friend for only $50. That’s right, only $50 if you’re in the US, and only $75 if you international. How could you say no to one of those deals? Or this pussy? Or ass… or all the naughty things we are going to do…?!

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I know you love pissing sex as much as I do!

pissing sexPissing sex, mmm… just reading that turns you on doesn’t it? Is your cock already rock hard? I bet it fucking is! You’re a dirty, dirty boy and you need a dirty girl like me. Fear not, I am here and my piss is dying to make its way down your face and all over your chest. My lips spread wide open as I stand over you and cover you with my hot piss, mmm… I know you wanna taste it! And I know you will, open your mouth wide and drink all this yummy pee and be begging for more. Now that your cock is covered in my piss, allow me to sit right on it. My pussy or my ass are all yours to play with, I’ll ride your cock with whatever hole you wanna fuck! Whatever you wanna do…we can, a girl as nasty as me will do anything for her man. Get a down and dirty as you can imagine. There’s not a thing I haven’t done! Are you ready to take a walk on the dirty side?