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Trashy MILF Loves P Daddies

trashy milfTrashy MILF is an understatement when describing me. My youngest daughter had a slumber party this weekend. I knew there would be 10 little girls in the house for the night. That is not a slumber party, it’s a P man orgy. I made up a special party punch with some potent pharmaceuticals designed to make young girls very pliable and zombie like. Little girls who don’t scream or remember shit are in high demand. I can get a grand a fuck hole. Ten girls times at least two tight fuck holes equals serious cash for  a stay at home mom. I sent out the invites. The response was amazing, especially since I had pictures of all the girls up for auction. They are all on my daughter’s dance squad. Once the punch kicked in, I ushered in the men for the real party. I was pretty amazed how limp the girls were, even my daughter who is far from a virgin. They just moaned softly and rather incoherently as big man cocks violated their pussies and asses. Seeing cocks go in clean and come out with cherry juice on them made my muff squirt. I was coating the little girls with my mama juice. I got so horny watching these men get their nuts off in the tightest holes, but I was too old for any of them. But, I am not too old for man’s best friend. I let the furry beast drill me with his red rocket as I watched young girls get forced fucked by dirty old men. My cunt was full of the beast’s seed, while old men filled virgin vessels up with their man seed. No girl old enough to get knocked up yet, and I would clean their fuck holes with my tongue to erase all DNA. It was win win all around. My pockets got lined very well. No little girl would remember a thing the next morning. I took them horseback riding before they drank  punch, which explained their little girl parts being tender. And a group of dirty old rich men got to experience the tightest little holes of their lives.

The Alabama Hot Pocket: Getting Filthy with Scat Phone Sex

scat phone sexScat phone sex introduced this dirty whore to something called the Alabama Hot Pocket. I had never heard of it before, but the phone call was so hot and dirty, I had to try it out for real. I just headed down to the local truck stop to pick up an equally filthy minded partner in crime. Leroy was from Mississippi, but he knew all about that sex act. He said I was the first chick to ask him for some bathroom fun who was  not strung out looking for a little cash for her next fix. He was surprised that I was down for a brown shower. Fuck, I am a filthy whore. I was gonna be high, but I don’t need to be fucked up to enjoy some dirty toilet sex for the record.  We drank some Mad Dog, did a few lines of my favorite party supply and got nasty. He actually took a bunch of poop pills to ensure he could take a major dump in my twat. Do you get it now? An Alabama Hot Pocket is when you shit in a girl’s pussy. A nice big pile of steaming crap in her pussy. I got on the couch, hung my body upside down, spread my legs so Leroy could squat over me and shit in my cunt. I crammed his shit pile into my pussy, then we fucked. It was a hot, dirty, smelly fuck. A nasty shit fuck is so taboo, which is what makes me want to try it. If you think that was nasty, you should have watched me blow him after his dick had been in my mud pie. I am not always such a dirty whore, but when I am, watch out.  I’ll try anything once and I never say, no way would I do that.

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BBC phone sex

BBC phone sex

I love some big black cock! Do not misunderstand me though- I love all cocks. However there is something special about a big black cock that’s full of creamy cum sliding in and out of my wet pink holes. It may be the color contrast or it may be the fact that they fill me up and make it hurt a little bit. I am on the hunt for some huge black dicks that I can suck and get nice and wet with my saliva. I want to face fuck it until I get a big nice mouthful of milky pre-cum. When that nice big black pole is throbbing hard and is on the verge of busting. I am going to shove it in my wet cunt. I want him to work it open and gape my slimy wet pussy hole. I am going to try taking those black cocks balls deep in my holes, I know it is going to be a challenge but I am determined to get those black cocks deep and hard in everyone of my holes. I want multiple black cocks. You can even watch while I fill myself up with those dicks going in and out of my mouth, and my pussy and ass getting stretched to the max. Just wait until they burst. Oh how I love big black cocks.

Kentucky Klondike Bar toilet sex

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Just when I thought I was getting better at being a crazy, dumb, and disgusting bitch, I always shock myself. I was at a friend of a friends house in Kentucky for a get together that was fairly small. We started doing some blow and getting fucking waisted. We were all so high and horny that we started coming up with created ways to have some Kentucky fun. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Remember that commercial? Well we thought to ourselves “why not make our own deliciously good “ice cream bar”. Well, you can bet your “bottom” dollar we didn’t use ice cream, oh no. Why would be do that? Instead I decided that I needed to take a big shit. Once my big turd came out of my ass hole, we went ahead and popped it in the freezer. Once my shit turd was frozen we stuck that ice cold rock solid chocolate turd ice cream back in my ass hole. And when everyone saw that I shoved it back into where it came from, you can only imagine their faces. I made some cocks swell up. The men took turns shoving their dicks inside of me pushing that shit bar into my ass deeper. They fucked me and pushed that turd further and further up me with every thrust. What wouldn’t you do for my Kentucky Klondike bar?!

Training My Baby to be a Gangbang Whore

gangbang whoreNot only am I a gangbang whore, so are my daughters; even the littlest one. Fucking is not only fun, but extremely profitable. My parents made good money making me their little whore, selling me to the highest bidder and keeping me knocked up. Unlike my folks, however, I let my girls keep the majority of the money they make . Personally, I think girls are far better whores when something is in it for them too. That is why when one of my fuck toys offered me 5 grand for my baby for a bachelor party, I told my daughter there was $4,000 for her to be nice to some old guys for a few hours. I of course chaperoned. I dressed her like a beauty pageant girl. Guys who like young girls, love that look. I explained to her that $4,000 would buy her all the princess clothes and dolls she could imagine. She beamed and said would make those men so happy. She had no idea how hard she was gonna work for that money. We arrived at the address I was provided. I slipped her a Benadryl cocktail to make her less feisty. When  guys shell out that kind of money for a few hours, they want anything goes, even hardcore anal sex. They were going to ruin her. A bunch of dirty old perverts wanting to dip their fuck sticks into the tiniest, tightest holes for a night of debauchery, were not going to make love to her little fuck holes.  They did a number on her baby girl pussy and virgin ass. She looked like a midget porn star taking cocks at both ends. Eyes rolling back in her head, she was in some pain. I gave her some of my blunt, which seemed to help. She was a pro though. Never cried, never said no, was always gracious. She  was a cum coated doll by the time she was done, but a rich one.

I Instigated It

phone sex line evonneI knew what I was doing when I wore my little black dress to the club. I also knew what I was doing when I choose what to wear under it. I know he is jealous as hell. I also knew that the way I looked and the way I was dancing on the dance floor I was attracting slutty ass attention, I watched him get madder as the night wore on and he got drunker. Every time a man looked at me with that I could fuck you look in his eyes, Steve would get the look of hall and damnation in his eyes. I get off on watching it, instigating it. It wouldn’t be long before he would be beating the shit out of some poor slob all over me and this shit drove me crazy. My cunt would get nice and wet as I watch him beat someone down When it is all over with and the dumb ass is on the ground, bleeding, barely conscience, I will stand over him and let my cunt cum while laughing at him and telling him this is the pussy he just got fucked up over.

I’m Damn Proud to be a Big Dick Sucker and Trashy MILF

big dick suckerA big dick sucker who is a total bimbo whore, will suck anyone off at anytime, anywhere. The pool is open now in my trailer park since it is warm again. I love to sun my hot body. Mostly I like to flaunt it, but I do look better with a tan. This young stud was at the pool too. I didn’t ask his age. I believe in don’t ask, don’t tell when it comes to age and marital status. Neither matter if you have a big dick. I started flirting with him. Discovered he was playing hokey from school as it was some sort of walk out day. I didn’t care if he could drive, vote or drink. As long as he could fuck. Do you know what happens to a young boy when he puts sunscreen on a dirty old cougar’s back? He gets hard. Rock hard. I squirted some sunscreen in my palms, smeared it on my hands, then  worked my hands under his swim trunks till I found his throbbing shaft. I jacked his dick until it was in an upright position. His pre cum was leaking between my fingers. Felt pretty amazing. Tasted finger licking good too. I bobbed my head up and down his rod, slurping up anything that oozed out of  his swollen cock. Yes I slurped up some piss too. I’m a dirty whore. I lick up anything. I was tonguing his taint, jacking his dick and rubbing my pussy. As I was buried between his legs, I heard someone say, “You gonna share your trashy MILF friend, Todd.? I turned around and 4 boys had their cocks out waiting their turn. I took turns blowing and jacking them. At one point, I had one in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my ass and one in my puss. This old cougar can entertain a troop.

No taboo phone sex Tell a lie Day

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So today is the day were it is tell a lie day. Usually I do not lie because I could give no shits about anything, but just for today and for fucksakes I shall make up some lies. Part of being a dumb whore like myself and relying on blow to get me through the day, amongst other vices- I must say dick makes my world go round and round a hell of a lot easier. Personally my standards are not overly high, if you can stick it in then hey we are pretty much accomplishing our goal.

So today at my other job, we hired like four busboys and they are so geeky it’s rather cute. I am going to tell them a lie and say I am a virgin and I know once I say that they are going to want to stick their dicks in me so bad. I will let them too. I am going to have an orgy with these guys and after they get done cleaning the dishes and lubing up my holes, I will go ahead and break the news to them that I lied. I can not wait, this will be so much fun. They are going to go crazy over my lied about virgin holes!

Sexy Hot Phone Call Turns On Trashy Milf

Sloppy wet pussyWhen we have a sexy hot phone call, I get so horny and wet. I love talking to you about all my p-mommy fantasies and hearing your fantasies. I get so turned on when you share with me all your nasty thoughts and desires. I always have my toys nearby. As we share our fantasies, you can bet I have a finger working my sloppy wet pussy.  As I rub my clit, I use one of my toys to stretch and fill my pussy.

sexy hot phone callI love having my pussy stretched by a nice hard cock, but when one isn’t available one of my big fat toys will have to do. When you hear my moans, you know they aren’t fake. I’m fucking my pussy nice and hard with my big dildo while listening to all you p fantasies. Those fantasies turn me on so much, I fuck my pussy nice and hard with my toy. My pussy juice glistens on it as it goes in and out of my cunt. I get so turned on listening to your fantasies, I squirt girl cum across the room.

Mmm, my pussy feels a need for being fucked tonight. Are you ready to share your fantasies with me?

Party All The Time

Gangbang Whore AudreyAll I wanna do is fuck and party! Can that be all life is about? It is to me anyway! It was just this morning that I was waking up with a cunt and ass full of cum, and a hangover that would put any man to bed for the day. That doesn’t stop me! I am ready for more! More partying. More cock. More fucking cum for me! Mmm, I have 2 white treats in mind. And I KNOW you have one of those treats for me. A nice and fucking warm sticky load for my pretty face! Satisfy my hunger for your cum, shoot a fat fucking load down this deepthroat cocksucking throat. I wanna be your bukkake facial whore, your gangbang slut that you can share with ALL of your friends. I know that you can’t resist me.  I’m that sexy slut that never says no and always pleases you better than you can even please yourself. I know you’ll come see me soon so you can see me face down and ass up taking that long dick of yours, just like last night.  Except there was over 10 guys there, all taking their turns with me, getting high and drunk with me. Using me all up until their poor balls were empty and deflated. I wanna party like last night baby!