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My filthy fart fetish

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You liked your women dirty but I didn’t mind. I knew exactly what you needed. I dropped to my knees and spread your ass cheeks. It was smelly and I knew you hadn’t showered lately. I touched my tongue to that puckered rim and I could taste the flecks of shit that you had missed. I began with your rim job, slowly licking every wrinkle on that asshole, cleaning you. Then I delved deeply, tongue rolled, into the depths of your ass. You farted right in my face and I could smell the sweet stench of rectum. That’s what I love the best, when they fart right in my mouth. The blast of gas being pushed out of that asshole, watching it wink, as it blows into my face. I inhale the fumes and taste them, hoping for a shart, a little taste of heaven.  I tongue fucked you quicker as you stroked his own cock. When you were all clean, I moved around to the front, where you were holding a half-hard penis. “Open wide, whore” you grumbled. I opened my mouth-urinal, allowing him to spew hot urine into my piehole. I gulped to keep up with the never-ending stream as it overflowed my mouth and ran freely down my tits. Your cock was all ready to blow now. You jerked it furiously, shooting foul blobs of man mayo to run down my face and mix with the piss. Another fart from your gassy bowels sent me over the edge and I spasmed helplessly.
I am a human shithole, an outhouse, and a submissive scat queen. I know my place in this world and that is servicing you like a good slave. Please allow me to be your toilet tissue and fart eater. It makes my pussy so wet to please you.

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Bet Good

phone sex line evonneNothing makes my pussy wetter then making money.
As I saddled up to the bar I was not only very tipsy, I was very happy as well.
This would be the last drink and the last bet for the night.
Just I had done before I placed my empty glass on the bar along with a five dollar bill. It would be the same bet but with a different guy.
I smiled sweetly and said:
“Care to make a little wager?”
“Sure darlin”
“OK I bet you that I have a little rhyme that you can’t top. The bet is my five here and a drink.”
He laughed. “Bet good”
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He almost fell off the bar stool laughing. Handed me my five dollars and bought my drink. I downed the drink and tucked the five in my bra, making a cool hundred it was time to go home.
I walked out the door and started down the street feeling very pleased with my self. And then I saw him leaning up against a pole. By the looks of him he had money and I am greedy.
I walked up to him and decided to go double or nothing. Never dreaming it would be nothing.
“Hey care for a friendly wager?”
I could tell by the way he said yes that he was way drunker then I was.
“I bet you a hundred bucks that I have a rhyme that you can’t top.”
He chuckled a little and took my bet.
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He was quiet for some time when I asked him to fork over my money. I should have known by that smile I was going down.
“Not so fast Sugar. Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can piss in yours, but you can’t piss in mine.”
Handing him my hundred I realized that I need to learn when to stop while I am ahead.

Druggy Humiliation Day Stories

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I was reading about Humiliation Day and its origins in Canada with the Chinese people. I’m not the brightest gal and I sure could use a respite from humiliation this year. An apology or two would’ve meant everything. I really had my share in 2015.
I’d like to share a few of my humiliating experiences from last year.
The party for a friend where she asked me to strip for her boyfriend. He and I ended up fucking in the laundry room after she passed out. The next day, he told her that I drugged her and seduced him.
Accidently leaving my panties in a co-workers office after a noon quickie. I came in to find them pinned to the bulletin board and they had a shit stain on them. Gross.
My girlfriend borrowed my lipstick. Two days later, I woke up with my lips covered in herpes sores.
Fucking a random dude in his car and leaving bloody pussy tracks all over his leather seats.
Taking a shower at a friend’s house and shaving the coochie. The drain backs up and all of these pussy hairs come floating out into the tub. OMG!!!
Riding a guy’s cock and I fart, but it’s all shitty, and diarrhea runs all down his nutsac. Goodbye, hard-on.
Ok, your turn to share some of your humiliation with me, or maybe you’d like me to humiliate you. I’m sure to face plenty of raw and graphic humiliation and degradation in the coming year. Hope you’re around to read my blogs!!!

Happy New year.

Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Toilet Day

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It’s almost Thanksgiving, one of my favorite holidays. You wanna know why? It’s National Toilet Day. That’s right, my poop loving friends. Stuff your gullet and shit it out. You know your big belly is way too full. Mine is too. Oh, my, I feel that urge coming on. Time to head for the potty for some scat dessert. Let me bend over right in front of your face. Look at my asshole. See how it strains to keep my load in. Oooh, a little fart just eased out and it smells like turkey. Bury your face and take a big whiff. Now watch it. Here it comes. Grrrrrrunt.
My puckered sphincter just lost control and here comes your slimy, smelly shit sausage. Open wide, lover, and let it flow into your mouth. Swallow now. Good boy. Now, bury your hard cock right into my shit chute and fuck it hard. Feel the turds lubricate you as you slide back and forth in my gritty gravy. Yeah, I feel you quivering and know you want to spray my bowels with a big load of jizz. Don’t forget though, that you are just human toilet tissue to me and you must clean up all of the delicious brown snot.
Happy Thanksgiving and don’t forget that extra pie. Next time I get to eat the leftovers.

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Whips and Chains

phone sex line evonneI got up to answer the knock on the door. I didn’t even have the door opened all the way, when he pushed it open the rest of the way and shoved me backwards. I felt a mixture of anger and arousal as I felt the juices start to flow between my legs as my ass hit the floor and he threw a leather corset at me hissing at me to put it on. I hadn’t finished fastening it when he threw a collar at me as he was pulling whips and chains out of the matching leather bag that he had thrown on the chair. My head screamed “say no” but my body and pussy were screaming “fuck me, take me”. My body won as I felt myself being shoved down the hall to the bedroom where the sexual assault would last for hours bordering on abuse and yet making us both cum over and over again with a dark and unbridled passion that comes from taboo sex.live phone sex twitter

Dirty, white trash whore

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I woke up on the sidewalk outside of the bar. No one even bothered to call the cops in this white trash town. I guess they were used to seeing me this way. I limped home, a heel on my pumps broken. I jumped in the shower to wash off the chaos of last night. What had I done this time? I remember doing lines off someone’s ass cheek and also a cock. They were laughing. I struggled to recall it all and I remembered you there. Tall, dark, handsome, and sick. You had made me do party tricks for my fix. I was like a poodle, a submissive, starving one. I crawled on my belly for what you offered.
The things you made me do last night were terrible and demeaning. I remember sucking a large penis under the bar. The town drunk pumped his filthy dick into my mouth, stinking of fat man body odor, sweaty balls, and spoiled cream. You all hooted as he gleefully spewed a load into my mouth and I allowed it to roll down my chin and drip onto my breasts. I barked like a dog as I obediently let all of the men feel my breasts and stick fingers in my ass and pussy. I am beyond hope as I bawl tears into my shower, thinking of the way I trotted into the men’s room with you and you made me lap your shitty asshole clean. I begged for just a little more nose candy and you pissed on me and kicked me to the floor.
My hand slides down to my pussy and I begin to rub my clitty. Images run through my mind of the abuse and humiliation. I crave it, just as much as I crave the drugs. Being treated like shit turns me on and makes my pussy drip. I’ll never stop being the town whore and allowing men to use me. I slide to the shower floor with the force of my orgasm, my pussy pulsating. I need some dick so bad right now. Maybe after this shower, I’ll head over to the truckstop and see if I can pick up a few bucks blowing truckers. Then time for my daily fix and a few drinks. Life is never boring when you’re a trailer trash whore.

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Piss-lovin’ whore

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He pissed in my mouth and I drank it like a shot. There’s something about hot piss that makes me wet. Men seem to love pissing in my mouth, cunt, and ass. I let them. Of course, I expect a little something in return for my “services.” A nice line helps the nasty aftertaste. Plus it makes me hornier than fuck, ready to do anything. Any girl can take a cock in her ass or pussy but my specialities are bathroom play and being human toilet paper. Licking a filthy asshole is like fine dark chocolate, sometimes with nuts. Piss is my personal champagne. I’d sip it out of a glass if I could.
Are you a piss loving freak like me? Or do you just enjoy dominating a woman and forcing her to drink your bladder-ade. Fuck me, fill me, and make me lap shitty ass-sauce off your cock. Mmmmm, I can never get enough bodily fluids. Time to check my levels, babe. Fill me up!!!

Papi Owns Me

phone sex line cleoEvery girl wants a guy to squirt a big load of hot milky cum in her tight pussy. The difference with me is that I want that load in every hole I have. I want it all over my body. I want to be your cum dumpster. I want to eat it, be covered in it, have it fill my ass and my mouth. I want to swallow it. I want you to invite all your friends to watch how you use and abuse me sexualy. I want you to humiliate be like the whore that I am. I want you to give me to your friends like throwing a bone in the middle of a pack of hungry dogs. Watch and laugh as they rip me apart, use and abuse me. You love showing them what a whore I am and how I will do anything for my Papi. I watch you smile and jerk your cock before coming over and squirting your load in my slutty mouth. phone sex line cleo2

Papi es mi dueño 

Cada chica quiere un hombre para rociar una gran carga de cum lechosa caliente en su apretado coño . La diferencia conmigo es que quiero que la carga en cada agujero que tengo. Quiero que todo mi cuerpo . Yo quiero ser tu basurero cum . Quiero comer , estar cubiertos en ella , haga que llenar mi culo y mi boca. Quiero tragarlo. Quiero invitar a todos tus amigos a ver cómo lo usa y abusa de mí sexualy . Quiero que humillas a ser como la puta que soy . Quiero que me des a tus amigos como tirar un hueso en el medio de una jauría de perros hambrientos . Mira y reír como me desgarran , usar y abusar de mí . Usted los ama mostrando lo puta que soy y cómo me va a hacer nada por mi Papi . Te veo sonreír y masturbarse su polla antes de venir y chorros su carga en mi boca cachonda .

Your Anal Sex Whore

anal sex whore cleo1Nothing feels better then having a nice thick piece of man meat stretching my tight brown ass while he shoves it in me deep. Most girls don’t like getting fucked in the ass but I love being an anal sex whore. I get more dick then most girls because I love it in the ass so much. Most girls just pretend they like it because it is what a guy wants. They need a bunch of fucking lube and anal numbing gel. Not me bay, spit on my ass hole and shove that fuck rod inside me. Fuck my ass hard and rough just like you would a pussy. Feel my cunt getting wetter the harder you fuck me, dripping juices on your balls as they slap against my cunt. That is how you know that I am really into this as much as you are. When you finally shove in deep and spew your load in my ass you feel my pussy squirt cum as if I am peeing all over your tight balls and my ass gets  tighter, milking you dry! I hear you groan “Squeeze that dick baby, squeeze it.”

Slurpin’ that Cum.

 

cum guzzling slutI’m a dirty cocksucking, cum slurpin’ whore. Roll me a joint, cut me a line, or buy me a drink and I can be had. You can find me anywhere. The local dive, the trashy truckstop, or on the corner. I am always ready to be force fed a great big cock. It doesn’t even have to be clean. If it smells like last nights leftover pussy or is caked with shit, it doesn’t matter. I will suck it. I like it rough. Ram it, pull my hair, choke off my breath. The more you demean me, the wetter I get. Some girls wanna be treated like queens or little celebrities. Not me. I just want to feel the friction of the shaft and the slap of your balls against my chin as I gulp a load of jizz. I want to make you moan and cuss as your cock twitches and you hit that nut. My pleasure is knowing that I can make you feel this way. My throat opens like a snake and I can take you deep. Of course, I know you love it when you make me choke or piss right in my face. Dish it out, lover, cause it don’t bother me none.
You don’t have to please me or return the favor. Just throw a few bucks at me as you walk away. I know you’ll be back. I’m your filthy cocksucking whore and I belong to you. Use me as you please.