This trailer trash whore is already in the Christmas spirit. I make my famous eggnog every year this time of the month. My special ingredient is cum. There is no egg in my eggnog. Its all cum and vanilla lol. It is so thick and creamy and fucking yummy. It requires lots of cum, however. So, this weekend, I was on a mission. A mission to collect as much cum as possible for my holiday drink. Trust me, when you look like me, finding men to give you cum is never a problem. I went down to the truck stop Friday, Saturday and Sunday to fuck and suck my way to a gallon of jizz. I had an empty milk gallon jug with me to fill up with cum. I am a cum dumpster, after all. Those truckers were happy to help me out. I would get blow banged, then spit cum into the jug. I would get fucked in the pussy or ass, then shit or piss out the jizz in the jug. Sometimes, the guys just passed around the jug and deposited directly into it for me. My pussy and ass are sore as fuck, but I have enough jizz to make a couple batches of cumnog.
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Trailer Trash Whore EggNog
Cum Guzzling Slut
Saturday nights I have a routine. I am a cum guzzling slut down at the Love’s Truck Stop. It was chilly last night for Florida, but those big dicks warmed me up. I normally just suck cock for free, but I need new tires on my car. I didn’t really know any of the truckers there. It was not the usual suspects. I was not sure if it was the cold keeping them away or the fact that it was not my usual lot lizard day. These truckers had heard of me. They were happy to pay me for some of the best head in the state. I love sucking big dicks but getting paid to drain balls was just bonus. My mom and I were hookers for hire in the 70s and 80s, but I discovered I just loved fucking so much I did it for free. But sex always sells. Men will pay for it when there is no one around giving it away. I swallowed load after load in the cold last night and made more than enough to buy new tires for my car. Three truckers were buddies and offered me $500 to fuck. I am a three hole whore, so I took their money and let them play musical holes with my pussy, ass and mouth in the back of a cab. I was just happy to be out of the cold and making enough money to buy a big bag of coke too.
Mommy’s New Gig
I just found the perfect gig to get me more business. After school tutoring and care. The kind where the school sends the older brats to me so I can keep them until mommy or daddy comes for their precious cargo. I throw them some PBJ sandwiches, turn on the TV, and boom, easy money. But that didn’t satisfy me. I’m a greedy pervy whore. All I can think about is all of that useless flesh sitting there and waiting when I have so much for them to learn. I began by putting them in study groups. It was like an experiment and they were my little guinea pigs. I used money and blackmail to get what I wanted from them. They were trapped. I had them on video showing me those little pussies and dicks. They had no choice but to cooperate. We wouldn’t want Daddy to see those, would we?
Yep, it’s a great business. I’m having an Open House tomorrow. I’m giving out free samples. Sweet little cupcakes with gooey filling and a cherry on top. Cocktail weenies and d’oeuvres. They’ll melt on your tongue. Would you care to stop by and taste my fresh goods?
A Trashy MILF Knows How to Get Shit Done
A sexy trashy milf knows how to get shit done. I had a flat tire when I came out of Walmart this morning. I looked around for the biggest guy and worked my charm. I went right up to him and explained what happened. I pulled my shirt down to show off more of my cleavage. My big tits get results. I asked him if he had a jack I could borrow, knowing full well he would change my tire for me. I watched him change my tire. I gave him lots of praise for being a big strong man. The truth is I can change a tire, but why would I when I can get a stud to do it for me? I prefer to save my nails and my strength for fucking. After he was done, I offered to buy him a drink. I mean I wanted to fuck him. A strong handsome stud like him had to have a big dick too. I saw the wedding ring on his finger, but that never stops me. We went back to my place for a beer and a fuck. I think he took two sips of beer before his cock was out of his pants. I didn’t care about the beer. I only cared about his cock. I showed off my cum guzzling slut skills and thanked him with a hard swallow of his yummy jizz.
Lot lizard sex
It has been a wild and sexy weekend! On Thursday I was bored, so I snorted the last of my coke and went down to the truck stop to see if I could find a little more blow. Of course I was dressed like a little cock tease whore, so finding a guy didn’t take long. Truckers are easy to deal with. If you give good head and are willing to be a nasty little slut, they pay really good and they always have good drugs. I’m not picky but I was looking for blow. I would settle with whatever I could get me hands on. I found a guy with the best shit I have ever tried and the best cock I have ever had too! He fucked me so long and hard that my juicy little kitty was tingling when he was finished with me. Everyone knows lot lizard sex gets crazy but the way he fucked me was insane! We stayed fucked up and fucking for the entire weekend. He kept my little whore pussy dripping with his cum the whole time! He fucked me so hard from behind that I thought he was going to rip my pussy open! He fucked my asshole just as hard. He was so turned on at my gaping asshole and stretched out pussy, dripping with his cum that he fucked me over and over. When he got tired of filling my fuck holes, he fucked my face hard. His cock slid right down my throat as he fucked me hard and made me gag. I had drool running down my chin and dripping all over my tits as he fucked my face. I spent the entire weekend fucked up and getting used up like a cum dump fuck toy. When he finally dropped me back off at the truck stop in my town, he gave me a nice bag of coke and a handful of pills. This is why I love being a lot lizard whore.
Anal Cum Dumpster For My Tranny Cock
You’re just one big ole anal cum dumpster for my nearly nine inches of throbbing hard tranny cock. I love visiting those hi-way truck stops when I am commuting along the tri-state corridor meeting up with my johns. The stops at those trucker showers and all night diners where they can camp out for the night are so much fun for me. I love that extra cash and boy do they love a sexy tranny with great tits and a nice cock like mine. I’m loaded and ready to go when I swing by. Whether they want a blow job, wish to suck me off or in need of a good anal pounding, giving or receiving I’m all in baby. You big guys never need be shy around Josie, I’ll be a perfect woman and I give satisfaction. You are guaranteed a good time with me, and yes, I have the blow if you need it too. This tranny is always packing a fully functional big cock and a little nose candy to party the night away. Sweet dreams lover.
Lot Lizard Sex I tore His Ass Up Like That Dallas Tornado
True to my trashy self I was the ladyboy having lot lizard sex as the tornado blew through Dallas. I had been hoping big rigs all week and Just as the storm came in I happened to be in Dallas with a nice redneck Trucker who was sharing his speed and cock with me for a few days. We parked in a big Truckstop outside Dallas and ended up in the paid showers with about ten other drivers. My tranny scent was picked up and I spent the next hour in and out of bathroom stalls fucking sweaty hairy and tight assholes as well as a few of the older men using my ass like the anal cum dumpster that this shemale is used too. That tornado blew through as I was blowing loads and being the dirty whore momma raised me to be! I am on my way across country again and I swear I am going to get 100’s of Trucker cum in the next few weeks.
Pissing Sex Queen
I am a pissing sex queen. Guys love to watch me pee. They pay money to piss on me and for me to piss on them. I was down at the truck stop over the weekend hooking for rent money. A cute blonde girl like me earns good money quickly. This one dude didn’t want to fuck me. He paid me $200 to watch me pee and to piss on him. Easy money. We went into the dirty bathroom outside the gas station. I stripped naked and hovered over the toilet pissing. He started masturbating watching my golden stream come out of my piss hole. When I was done, I started to grab some toilet paper, but he begged to lick me clean. No way I was getting down on that bathroom floor. It looked like the gross bathroom in the first Saw movie! He laid down on the dank floor and I squatted over his face. He licked my pissy pussy clean. He even tongued my asshole too. I wondered if he was a dirty shit eater too. He begged me for golden showers sex. I pissed in his mouth and all over his face and chest. His cock was rock hard. Not very big, so luckily, I didn’t have to fuck him. I did piss on the head of his cock. He came so hard too. Easy money. Messy but easy.