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High Sex Is The Best Sex

Druggy phone sexDruggy phone sex. Lets get high and fuck all night, I love to fuck but fucking when I am high is so much better , My morals and values go out the window and anything goes, when I get all coked up, my pussy leaks like a faucet, each bump of coke gets my pussy so wet. Come get high with me baby , snort a line off my  ass cheeks,Stick your cock in my ass, Snort another line pound my ass hard and deep, Puff a fat blunt, Stick your cock down my throat.Pop a perc, Paint my face with your cum, anything goes when I am high, every hole is an entrance, your cock, a dildo,a wine bottle or a cucumber, Fuck me with anything and everything when I am high, the limit is the sky,The fornication station is the place to be, give me a call come get fucking high with me.  

Cum eating phone sex and a dirty Puerto Rican hooker.

Cum eating phone sex           Cum eating phone sex and a dirty Puerto Rican hooker. Now, I do mean the drink. How many cum filled shot glasses and dirty Puerto Rican hookers can we down. Going to see how drunk I can get. Join me for a dirty one. Put some cum on top.

            Down the hatch. Now, you don’t want to forget to tap and salute.  After all, it brings that cum to a head. Smooth all the way down the throat. Slam it down, take another. Every shot you get a little more cum out. Tap the cock on the shot, drip it in.

            Next, the dirty hooker shall we make it bloody? That is to say- tabasco sauce or the real thing. Alas, the drunker I get the nastier the sex will be. As soon as I drain your balls of cum will move onto the next one.

            Shot, shot, shot, tap and down. Guzzling the cum down the throat. Right alongside the shot. Line them up, slam them down. Tap, tap, tap, down the hatch. Keep filling them up. Watch me knock them down. I am the Drunk girl fucking anything with a cock. As shown above there are ways to get even more cum to cum out to play.

            A ball for fun. Come and watch me eat the cum all of it. Downing the shots one by one. Until I am drunk and fucking everything with a dick.

Bartender, I really did it this time as a drunk girl fucking…

Drunk Girl Fucking

For the record, drunk pussy is better than sober pussy. Reason is because I know I can take big ass dicks in any hole I have. Kinda of a talent, not gonna lie. Especially when I’m the drunk girl fucking ya.

Like, getting an enema of alcohol to start the night out is always fun. Keeping it in as long as I can before expelling it. Feeling that nice buzz getting going. Probably the best way to clean out to as you gotta do it anyways. Two birds one stone kind of deal.

But also, keep on drinking while getting nice and sloppy. Give everyone a show while I’m at it. Be that one girl who becomes smashed and just starts to suck off any guy she can. Or just throw my puss around and see how many dudes I can take at one time.

Either way, it’s blissful. Keeps my cunt nice and at the ready.

Ride share Cockshare

Drunk sex pornIt was like a scene out of a Drunk sex porn, I got super fucked up in the bar taking tequila shots off a sexy fucking slut, I was fucking trashed so I called an Uber to get home. When you pulled up you could tell I was fucking white girl wasted, I could barely stand up straight. I hoped in the back flashing you my shaved cunt as my miniskirt rose up getting in the car, Your car smelled of some really loud weed and I asked if you were sharing, passing me a fat blunt, it taste kind of funny and hit me super quick, I started hallucinating when you told me it was laced with pcp, the rest of the ride is a blur, I can’t remember shit, I see bits and pieces I know your face was in my drunk cunt and my throat was full of your cock, I woke up next to you naked and confused, being the slut that I am I was not going to let that morning wood go to waste, sucking your fucking cock waking you out of your slumber when I climbed on top of you, sticking your hard rod in my sticky cunt, as you thrust in an out of my slimy snatch my cum coating your thick cock, flipping me over shoving your meat in my fucking asshole, pounding my tight ass, rubbing my hard fucking clit as you abuse my asshole. Take this fucking dick you whore,milk my fucking cock bitch! Reaching under rubbing your tight balls, I feel your cock stiffen and jerk in my ass then a huge warm load of spunk shoot in my fucking ass! I got to stop drinking so much.

Sex, Drugs, and Sorority Girls Fucking

 

Sorority Girls Fucking

My sorority sisters know how to throw one hell of a party. Cause most of the time it does end up in me and my sorority girls fucking. Cause the guys just can’t keep up with these bitches. That’s why we all home girls.

Like, the party always goes okay till around a certain time when these assholes start getting whiskey dick. These dudes be trying to duffle bag their dicks into our fuck holes. And then think that it’s a “stellar performance” from their bros. Who are just as “alpha” with their one pump magic.

See, these bitches I roll with know how to handle shit. We got toys that come out, when these dude bros can’t even satisfy a house wife. My body wands, vibrators, dildos… all those have more reliability anyways. Plus we get high as fuck when we start to play.

Everything we can do. Shrooms, X, coke, fucking Molly. All of em.

Makes it that much better.

Plus, it’s always a treat for us to get to eat each other out like that. Keep that fountain of youthful pussy going. Send me out of this world with me cumming so hard, they call the police cause people think you’re trying to kill me.

 

Druggy Phone Sex with the side effects of cumming

Druggy Phone Sex

Sex on drugs. They tell you to never do it. I beg to differ.

Cause sex is just sex. Anyone can do it. But sex while you’re higher than senator’s socks has a different feel. It’s different with each drug too.

Like weed. Weed must makes everything feel better. For when your making pound cake in the fuck oven, or when you wanna give her your fully creamed cannoli. Cause you know that bitch is gonna get the munchies anyways.

Not a stoner? Get some of that booger sugar and snort on up. Coke makes me just edge out those orgasms. Keeping my pussy wet the entire time. Plus I end up taking more risks with my other fuck hole.

Ecstasy takes a special place in my heart, as it’s my drug of choice. Pop a pill or two of that and put some lube down. And just roll in that. Touching every part of your body, touching mine. Playing with the mud flaps of my cunt, I get to stroke your fuck stick.

Drugs just make everything better.

 

Drunk girl fucking at the club.

Drunk girl fuckingDrunk girl fucking. I love partying with the girls and getting fucked up. One of us always ends up drunk fucking especially when you’re in the club wearing hot outfits like mine, with my big tit’s out, and my big ass popping out of my tight jeans. I’m looking like the cum guzzling whore I am.

I danced the night away, feeling good. I saw you on the floor and started twerking on you. You loved it. I was shaking my fat ass right up against your cock, grinding on it. I could feel it growing through my pants. My tight creampie was so wet. I couldn’t handle it and grabbed you by the shirt.

We found a dark hallway in the club and you push me hard against the wall. I can feel your breathe on my face as you licked my face, down my neck while grabbing hard onto my big titty’s. You pinched down hard on my nipples and pulled down my pants, I put my leg up and you rammed your big cock, cuntfucking me. Rough and hard, pulling my hair, slamming it into the wall. I was shaking as I jizzed and squirted all over your thick cock, leaving cum stains on the wall.

The Life of a Trailer Trash Whore Never Gets Boring

trailer trash whoreThe life of a trailer trash whore never gets boring. I crashed a trailer park party last night. No one ever minds an old whore at their parties. Especially not one who looks and acts like me. Although I do not need to be high to fuck, it helps. I become like the Energizer bunny and go wild and fast when I fuck on coke.

The party I crashed appeared to be a bunch of teen boys enjoying their long holiday weekend while the parents were away. Actually parent. The mom strips at night at the local strip club. As a single mom, she leaves her son alone at night often. But as a teen boy, he can take care of himself. And he can take care of a blonde fucking whore too.

When I showed up, I brought a keg of beer with me. And that made me the most popular person at the party. We drank and fucked. But before I rode any of those hard teenage dicks, I gave them a show. Although I have never professionally stripped, I have some moves. So, I gave the boys a sexy striptease and encouraged them to stroke their cocks as they watched me undress. I wanted to see the size of those teen cocks.

Teenage Cocks of Any Color Can Ravage My Old Fuck Holes Well

Now, I know a white teen boy will never compare in size to a black grown man, but I still enjoy teen boys. Perhaps it is because they remind me of my son when I started fucking him. Or it could be the taboo nature of fucking high school boys when I am in my 50s. All those cocks looked good to me. So, I did not know where to begin.

They boys took the decision away from me. I cock teased them long enough. The boy whose trailer we partied at called first dibs on my cunt. And the rest of the boys lined up to treat this old whore like the gangbang whore she was meant to be. Wow they gave it to me good. They all knew I could handle a good pounding. I may be skinny, but I was built for speed. And cum and cock too.

Deanna Is a Drunk Girl Fucking Every Cock She Can

I love being a drunk girl fucking. I will take anything after a drink or two but more than that, I am a downright freak for cum and cock and nothing stops me from getting what I want. At this point, my inhibitions start to lower and I find myself feeling more adventurous and flirtatious than usual.

But when I really want to get wasted, there’s nothing quite like throwing back some Jägerbombs! A shot of Jägermeister followed by a chug of Red Bull is an instant rush that has me feeling tipsy within minutes. From there, it’s easy for me to keep going – tequila shots, vodka cranberries… anything that gets the buzz going stronger! By the time I hit my limit (which is often higher than most people would expect), everything starts spinning pleasantly and all thoughts turn towards finding someone willing to take advantage of my drunken state.

And let me tell you something: once I’m properly sloshed off my feet? There’s no stopping me from seeking out cocks! Whether it’s grinding against strangers in clubs or making outrageous propositions at parties, once those words escape from between my lips (“I need your cock!”), there’s no taking them back. All bets are off; all rules are broken;

and all that matters is getting as much dick as humanly possible. I’ll do anything for it – suck, ride, get fucked in any position… nothing’s off limits when you’re this horny and drunk on power. It feels amazing to know that men want me so badly just because I’m willing to take them deep inside my throat or pussy without hesitation. And let me tell you something else: the more they give it to me, the more I crave it! It’s like an endless cycle of pleasure and debauchery that never seems to end until either morning comes or someone finally taps out from exhaustion (or both). Yeah baby – bring on the cocks!Drunk girl fucking

Furry Friends Phone Sex Makes Me Cum Harder

Drunk Slut Needed Her Cunt Fucked – Boyfriend or Not

Furry friends phone sex make my whore cunt so fucking horny. A red rocket cock has never failed to make my pussy squirt. There was a time my boyfriend couldn’t make me cum, so his furry friend had to help out. I was on my knees getting railed on the floor of his trailer. Or at least trying. After 2 bottles and three rounds my man was all tapped out.

He told me to keep fucking my pussy while he went out to restock on party favors. But when he left, he left the door to his room open. I didn’t notice Rocket sniffing around until he was licking my wet cunt. I was so drunk and horny. Really, I thought my boyfriend had come back. Then I felt the paws on my back.

furry friends phone sex

Slut Lets Man’s Best Friend Fuck Her Sloppy Wet Pussy

His cock was in me so fast. A decent woman would have stopped him, but I’m a cum hungry cheap whore. I backed up on his cock and tried to get him to fuck me faster. He felt so good. I wanted to get my cunt flooded before my boyfriend came back and found out I what a dirty bitch I was, but it was too late. I came all over Rocket’s cock. My squirt was all over his fur and my thighs. Then I saw my boyfriend. While Rocket was pounding his cock in my cunt, my man had come with a case of budweiser and a hard cock. 

I tried to get up and and made it worse. When I tried to stand up and get Rocket out of my pussy, he slipped into my asshole. My legs were already weak. My asshole wouldn’t let me escape. I needed that cum inside my filthy shit pipe fast. My boyfriend slapped his hard cock on my face and asked me if I liked being Rocket’s little bitch. He shot his load on my face before I could think of anything smart to say. Rocket didn’t stop fucking my ass until he gave me his cum too.