I am more of a coke whore than a drunk girl fucking. But I can drink any man under the table, even as skinny as I am. I think all that coke gave me a high tolerance for any illicit substance. I was challenged last night at this local dive bar. I was bragging about how no man can get me drunk enough to do shit I don’t want to do. I never pass up a challenge. Never. Ever. I took his bet and started doing shots of Fireball followed by beers. I was keeping up with this big guy who thought he could out drink me. At some point in our little drinking competition, I got super horny. Liquor does that too me. A trailer trash whore can still handle her booze. This guy did not know me or my reputation as an old coke whore. He also did not realize I was a dirty slut too. He thought he won when I started blowing every guy in the bar. He thought that meant he won. I told him he was not making me be a whore. I was one with or without the booze. I wanted to suck those cocks. The truth is there is not much I will not do so this guy was not winning. I kept pounding back the beers while I was blowing guys and talking to my challenger too. He was looking like he might puke. He was struggling to keep up with a skinny lot lizard. I told him we could call off the bet, but he was not losing to a blonde fucking whore. I ordered a round of beer and started pounding them fast again. He was wasted. Slurring his words, stumbling all over the place. When he went down like a sack of potatoes, I took his clothes off and fucked his ass with a beer bottle. I also wrote all over his body with a black sharpie like Loser and Shrimp dick. For as big and tall as he was, I expected more. I went back to fucking the men in the bar to celebrate being crowned the beer queen whore. Like I said, no one out drinks me.
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Drunk girl fucking her daddy
You know, I got so drunk one day that I accidentally fucked my dad. I know it sds so foul, but honestly, it makes me so horny to be such a fuck slut foformy pops. WowI was so wwastedddy has always had a pervy , and I was so happy to learn all about those nasty ways. All it took was a couple of shot of fireball, and I was so drunk, but I am always aware of what I do when I am drunk. The thing Is, ,iIam easily manipulated. Daddy saw the oppopportunity fuck me and took it.
I had a creampie from some of the other guys at the party an,d he ate it out he. Hed no shame. Of course, I ,was a little heshesitant,t I let him do whatever he deemed necessary. once daddy shoved his cock in me I was so ready to be his drunk girly.
A drunk girl fucking her daddy was the perfect porn scene for what was happening and clearly, daddy had plenty of experience watching daddy’s-daughter porn fun.
Druggy Porn Star Beverly Cannot Hold Her Liquor
I am a druggy porn star. In my head at least. What can I say? When it comes to coke, pot and pills, I party like a rock star and keep my dignity. Not that I have much dignity to begin with, LOL. I just mean that I do not get sloppy when high. Drinking is my weakness, however. I can hold my liquor better than most women, but I am a sloppy drunk, nonetheless. Last night I crashed a party. One of the girls at the party challenged me to a drinking contest. I think she wanted to shame me. I was 3 times her age, but the guys at the party turned their focus to me not her when I crashed the party. They were more interested in the trashy milf than her, and I think she just got jealous. She wanted to see me falling down drunk, praying to the porcelain gods. I knew it was a possibility because liquor not my drug of choice. Challenge accepted and challenged failed. She handed me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I guzzled it like I was Janis Joplin on stage. In between guzzles, I took some hits off my pipe and a couple lines of devil’s dust too. Soon, I looked like the girl from the Exorcist. I was puking after I drank most of the bottle of Jack. So was the girl who challenged me. We both lost the challenge and we both lost our dignity, LOL. The guys at the party did not care that we were sloppy drunk though. Their dicks were hard for the two drunk girls. I had puke breath. So did she, but again, I think the guys at the party preferred drunk girls fucking. I can be high as a kite and remember everything. A bottle of Jack Daniels and I am a puking, fucking, hot mess. My pussy was full of cum the next morning. Hell, I had cum matted in my hair too. If those guys did not mind fucking me, I did not mind them fucking me. Do you like a drunk girl fucking?
Drunk Girl Fucking, Doing Lines and Eating Creampies on Christmas
The holidays mean drunk girl fucking for me. I like to party. My poisons are cocaine and Jack Daniels. I was partying last night at a neighbor’s trailer. She is a stripper. Her club was closed though Christmas Eve. That does not sound good for business. When I stripped back in the day the club was open every day of the year, and the holidays were slammed with lonely and horny guys. Phone sex is the same way. I worked the day shift, but come Christmas Eve, I was in full party mode. Silvia had called me up and invited me and my son and daughter over. She said she had some good coke from a Colombian guy. Hispanic men have the best dope. Black men have the best cocks. Not stereotypes. Just facts. When I arrived at her trailer, she was ready to devour my son. I knew why she invited us over. Her son lives in Colorado and a winter storm thwarted his travel plans to escape the cold for a week. She was alone, and I did not mind hanging with her, especially since she always shares her drugs. Plus, my son loves fucking another trashy milf like me. My daughter and I snorted lines off each other’s tits while they fucked. Silvia is my milf friend who I can tell anything to. She is as wild and horny as me. My daughter sucked her brother’s cum from her cunt as I played with mine and pounded back the Jack Daniels. I love drunk fucking. I love high fucking. I guess I just love fucking. My son has the stamina to take care of two horny milfs and his sister, but we wanted some more cocks to play with. One boy is not enough for three horny women. Silvia called up some black guys with huge dicks. Now we had a party. We had a holiday orgy. Oh my. This old broad got a very white Christmas from the blackest cocks. Merry Christmas creampie lovers, cum and get your presents.
Drunken Quickie
I had a little too much to drink this year at my office holiday party. I wound up getting so wasted that I wound up wandering back to my desk and putting my head down and falling asleep. No one knew I was back there and they left me in the building overnight. The night janitor came by, however, and engaged in some drunk girl fucking, putting his cock into my agape mouth as I slept. I woke up from my drunken slumber and willingly sucked his cock, always eager to please and suck a dick. He pulled down the top of my dress and whipped out a titty, squeezing on it while he throat fucked me, holding my head tightly. I started nodding off again and he pulled out his dick and slapped me across the face with it, waking me back up. He then cleared a spot on my desk, lifted me on top of it, pulled my dress up and ripped my panties off, spreading my legs and exposing my bald pussy. He pressed himself firmly inside me…I was so wet, he didn’t have any issues fucking me whatsoever. Still drunk and unsteady, I wrapped my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck, holding on tight while he pounded me. His big black cock was so big, I was creaming on it in no time, bouncing on it until my tits shook. He sucked on my nipples a bit before putting my legs on his shoulders, pressing my knees towards my head, drilling into me deeper. I held onto the wall of my cubicle while I came on his dick, creaming and dripping all over him and my desk. He kept fucking me, knowing my orgasm was incomplete and I wound up squirting all over his short uniform. He fucked me harder and deeper and wound up cumming so deep inside me, I couldn’t even push the creampie out. I know his sperm is good because he’s knocked up several women already and I’m not on birth control. I hope he didn’t impregnate me!