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Drunk Phone Sex Bimbo

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Let’s get fucking wasted and have drunk phone sex, baby! I know you will be more open and loosened up if you’ve had a couple drinks and that’s when the phone fucking goes to a whole new level. I don’t need to be loosened up and I think you know that if you’ve read any of my blogs. But I’m willing to drink up in solidarity with you. What’s your drink of choice? I want to know what makes you feel good, so you will let your guard down. Then, I know I can make you feel really fucking good.

Listen…I know you have some fantasies that are so far out there that you don’t think anyone will want to even hear about them, much less weave together a fantasy and help you jerk off. But baby, you’ve never met a whore quite like me. I’m famous for doing anything and everything to make a man shoot a hot load of jizz. I don’t care what it is. I just get so excited when you are turned on that I reach right down between my legs and rub one out, too. Come on. Don’t keep me waiting, lover! Let’s play!

Krusty Kreme

Cum filled cunt

 

Some men love cream filled donuts and some love a cum filled cunt.  I went to the donut shop at 4 AM after a long night of hard fucking to see if I could find somebody who likes both.  I was still all jacked up on booze and addy’s and leaking cum from all my ravaged fuck holes when I staggered up the back alley to puke my guts out.  There was a bum out back digging through the day old’s who looked starved for more than just fried dough.  Spotting an easy target, that filthy fuck lurked over to me and started stroking his cream horn right in my face.  His dick looked grimy as hell but I’m a dirty gutter slut so that’s exactly how I like it.  I didn’t hesitate to shove his hog in my mouth and suck all the gooey filling out of his long john.  He pushed me down into my puke puddle, jammed his cock into my blown out Boston cream pie and fucked me raw, filling me with load after frothy load.

 

 

Bikers love drunk girl fucking

drunk girl fuckingThe biker bars are full this time of year. Perfect for drunk girl fucking. These men know that the whores are plentiful and are looking for holiday cash. Big sweaty cocks love a fuck show of two of us going at it once we have been liquored up enough. Just so happens that we get to put on pussy licking shows on the pool tables as the men decide who is going to get that cock first. Throwing back a shot as I ride another sexy bitches face, my jaw drops. My brother walks in and I just happen to have taken his wife out with me tonight. He has no idea that I have turned her into a gangbang whore on the weekends. She likes to drink and get high, and full of cum. She deserves it, taking care of my brother and his brats. Normally I eat her out and leave no trace, but her used up pussy. One look at us and he was dragging us down by the hair and slapping me around. What did he think was going to happen when he let me hang out with her? We made him feel all better as we got his cock out and showed him how much we both loved sucking him off. He was turned on by his wife being a whore. Do you think he let us fuck more men for him?

Drunk Phone Sex Party

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You haven’t lived until you’ve had some fun with this horny drunk phone sex slut! Listen, I love getting loaded and going down to the truck stop to play with all my favorite fuck buddies. I don’t have to be drunk to fuck them. That’s not why I do it. I don’t know…it just always feels better when I have booze running through my veins. I’m not picky – I’ll drink anything because drunk fucking is the shit! Not that I would ever say no to anything, but I do tend to get a little wilder when I’ve had a few shots.

If you could get a woman drunk and get her to do whatever you want – who would it be and what would you be doing with her? I bet it involves butt sex. It ALWAYS involves butt sex. Maybe you not only want to fuck her in the ass, but once you’re done with her and you’ve shot your load in her butt, you want her to clean your cock off. Fuck yes! Honey, if she won’t do it, I will! I love licking my ass juices mixed with cum off a man’s cock. You game? Let’s play, you dirty fucker!

I was so drunk last night, I don’t even remember who I fucked!

Drunk phone sexThat’s right, boys. I got so fucking wasted last night I don’t even remember who I went home with. I know I got good and fucked so hard though. I still have his wet cum dripping down my thighs. I lose all my inhibitions when I get drunk…I seem to remember getting started on his patio where his neighbors absolutely saw us. He bent me over the table and forced himself into my tight, wet cunt, and just pounded me till I came all over his thick, throbbing cock. Then he picked me up and fucked me against the wall. My legs were wrapped around his waste as he plowed me. I just bounced up and down on that thick ass cock. Finally he demanded I get on all fours in front of him so he could take advantage of my little asshole. I begged him not to, I’m not a fan of anal when I’m drunk. But he grabbed my hair and forced it inside me all the same. The pain was excruciating, even with my juices as lube. He came quick after that though. We passed out in his bed and now Im doing the cum dumpster walk of shame home, his wet cum still dripping out of my asshole. I feel fucking fantastic, honestly. Even with this nasty hangover. 

Drunk Sex Porn in an Uber

drunk sex pornMy daughter and I made a drunk sex porn in the back of an Uber over the weekend. Technically, the Uber driver made the porn. We are Internet famous now. We went out drinking at this dive bar in town over the weekend. We got plastered. I have not been that drunk out of the house in forever. I decided neither of us could drive. I called an Uber and left my car at the bar. I knew it would be safe. When I am drunk, I am frisky. Same for my daughter. We started making out in the back of the Uber. I was not sure if the guy realized we were mother and daughter or not. We never care. She is legal age now. Not like I can get arrested for banging my 24-year-old daughter. She is not jailbait anymore. I do not think the Uber driver cared one way or the other. He was just excited to have two hot chicks naked in his car. At one point my daughter started screaming Mommy. I think it was when I started eating her bald pussy. Her juices were all over my face giving me that glazed donut look. That is when I realized the Uber guy was filming us on his camera phone. I suggested he pull over, so he did not kill us trying to film. We pulled off into some vacant lot. My daughter and I love to be watched. I was too drunk to comprehend that filming us might not be just for his spank bank. We woke up the next day hung over. We had forgotten about the Uber guy until my son saw us on a porn site. The driver had uploaded us on some amateur girls gone wild site. We already had a few thousand views. My son knew who he was watching. He was so horny, he rushed over to fuck his trashy milf and his sister.

Daddy Sold My Asshole!

Daddy sold my asshole for drugs. I was sleeping when daddy came in my room high as usual. He shoves a cup to my face and tells me to drink it all. I did as daddy asked and it tasted strong and gross and have me feeling loopy right away. Now I know he made me drink alcohol. He brought me into the living room, he undressed me laid me on the ground and lifted my butt up in the air and told me to stay that way and not move no matter what. He had men surround me and he rubbed something on my butthole that made it very numb. The next thing I know I felt hands holding me down and big pressure right on my asshole, one of the men was shoving his cock in my asshole. He held me down as he pounded my little tiny asshole. One after another pushed their cock in my asshole and filled it up then gave my dad money, they didn’t care if I cried or anything they just wanted to fill up a little asshole.

Drunk girl fucking

Dad put me in bed and told me he was going to buy me doll that I was such a good girl and made him lots of money.  Dad was the first to make me his Anal cum dumpster. 

My dealer loves to use me

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My drug dealer woke me up to tell me its time to pay up with my pussy. If you like druggy phone sex, you will enjoy all the raunchy details of my nights with the dealer. I have to pay off all my debts and make them disappear. Whatever my dealer wants, I will make it happen. So far, I have gotten ganged, banged, and have gotten chocked nearly to death. I’ve also made my dealer happy by making it a family affair. It was hot to see love my sisters and my mom. It was quite hot to see my mom get his cock deep inside her and how delicious it was to be able to get a ton of cum all out of their holes. I won’t know what my dealer wants now.

Drunk Girl Fucking in the Morning

drunk girl fuckingDrunk girl fucking? That is me just about every day. My breakfast of champions includes a PBR, a line of coke and a mouthful of cum. I am cranky if I do not get all three. Trust me, I need all three like most folks need air. This morning, I cracked opened a PBR, did a line of cocaine and sat on my couch naked waiting for some schoolboys to come into my trailer. My trailer is right in front of the school bus stop. A teen boy and his younger brother were happy to play with me. I needed their young cocks. The cocaine had already kicked in and I was wicked horny. Coke goes straight to my clit. And because I never want a beer gut and I will never give up beer, I fuck it off. Those two boys were virgins. They had heard the rumors though about the old trailer trash whore who likes to fuck. They wanted to know if I could help them. They were in the right place. I let those schoolboy brothers tag team me. Hot damn, for their ages, their cocks were more than ample to please me. I needed their big cocks. I let them each have a hole, but I needed more. I fucked them dry then opened the trailer door so all the boys could gang bang me. I do love a gangbang first thing in the morning. Those boys made me feel so fucking good. I entertained about 12 boys in all three holes for a good 45 minutes. I think they come to the bus stop early just so they can fuck this cougar. I do not know what I would do if I had to start a morning without beer, coke and cock. Let’s just hope I never have to find out!

Cum Dumpster Beverly

cum dumpsterI am such a cum dumpster. I love cum. If I could live on cum alone I would. Friday night, I was in a mood. I was drunk and high and I went trolling for cum. I went down to the truck stop and partied with some truckers. I was doing shots of Tennessee whiskey and lines of coke on cocks. I was partying with the brothers. Most of them I did not know. New truckers to me. They did not mind partying with an old skank like me. When they whipped their big black cocks out, I showed them what a cum whore I am. They had no clue that I would be such an exceptional big dick sucker. I took every big black cock in that truck stop balls deep. They were in awe that a skinny tramp like me could handle their huge rods. I struggled for me. They did not realize I was having any problems until I puked. One guy was damn near 15-inches. That was big enough to find my gag reflex. Plus, I am a bourbon drinker not a whiskey drinker and I was drunk. I puked up what appeared to be like a gallon of cum. The guys were laughing. One guy said I bet that skank is such a cum whore she licks it up. He was right on the money. I got on my knees and licked it all up. That is because I am such a trailer park whore.