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Roaming Charges

Drunk phone sexThere I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened.  I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me.  Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever.  A park is a park.  I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!”  Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner.  Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.

Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy.  I have seen him around town, but not that often.  He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.”  On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring.  It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff.  I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy.  The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door.  He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone.  I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles. 

Charles stared straight ahead.  The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on.  The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was.  Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it.  The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say.  Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.

Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass.  I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced.  The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting.  I’ll tell you something.  I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.

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Drunk phone sex with Jamie

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Is it bad that I’m almost always drunk? Maybe it’s even worse that I don’t care. Being sober is boring and I can’t live like that. All I want to do is get really fucked up and make a total whore of myself, I don’t care about the consequences. Boys want a dirty girl which is exactly what I am, that’s why that flock to me. Other girls can be can jealous if they want and talk trash all they want. No matter what nothing is going to stop me because I’m having too much fun.

Nothing scares me, it just adds to the fun. This morning I woke up in an alley and my panties were missing. At some point during the night I blacked out, but when that happens it just means I had a really good time. My pussy was beat up, I could tell because it was throbbing. Then, when I stood up cum started leaking out.

The last thing I remember was teasing some guys at the beach. I was wearing a white shirt with nothing underneath when I was swimming in the ocean with them.  By the way they were looking at my big sexy tits told me they all had boners, I didn’t have to check.

Sure, part of me wishes I could remember things when I black out. It would be great if I knew whether all four of them gang banged me or not. Then again sometimes it’s better not knowing because my imagination runs wild. Eventually sometimes I will hear about what happened and a lot of the time it does come close to what I fantasized, but a few times it doesn’t. Either way just hearing about what a filthy whore I was gets my cunt soaking wet. I guess I just have no shame or morals, but is that really a bad thing? Who wants to be with a girl who has all sorts of limits and rules? It’s good that some girls do because that means more boys that want to party with me!!!

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Big dick sucker Henrietta

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Being a Cum guzzling slut mean I love to suck dick and eat pussy till my belly is full of cum. I even rub my fat cock and cum in a glass for when I’m feeling low.The best and biggest loads come from the giant cocks. I wrap my mouth around the head of that big monster dick and suck it. I make sure that is is soaking wet. I take as much of it as I can down my throat to get him hard, the I bend over and let him shove his giant cock up my tight Tranny Ass. The best big cock is always found on a tranny whore like me. I found these bitches with giant cocks that I couldn’t keep my mouth off of them. I had them both at the same time. I was sucking one off while the other was fucking my ass. Not only am I a cum loving whore I am a Anal sex whore! I want more big cock, blow open ass and rivers of cum down my throat! 

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Wild Weekend

drunk phone sex cleoLast night was no different then any other Friday night. Lots of fucking and lots of drinking. This morning my eyes were red, my pussy was sore, my clothes all wrinkled and I am missing my panties. Kudos to the lucky bastard that has them. I am sure he is somewhere sniffing them and jerking his cock. Driving home I catch a glance at a sign on the side of the road and I think I must still be very fucked up. That couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it did. I had to turn the car around and look again. sure enough it said exactly what I thought it did. Really? We had just been talking about what the hell we would do tomorrow for Easter. It is really such a lame ass holiday. Now I knew what we were going to do. I took a picture of the sign on my phone and went home to call every trashy whore I knew. Male and female.We were going to crash this party and do it literally. We were going to make this fucking Easter Egg hunt one that these church going fuckers would never forget. It was an open invitation and they extended it….drunk phone sex easter

Ink

cum filled cunt zoraWhat most people don’t know about me is that I love tattoos.  From the outside I look like a sweet, hot Asian chick. On the inside I am a spicy, hot little ink slut. I have been dreaming up all sorts of tattoo designs that I wanted to get, and even found the perfect studio to have it done.  I called the artist, Cory, and made an appointment to meet and talk about the art.
I drove over the next day to Studio 13 Tattoos.  They are located in a college town, filled with one ways streets and hip coffee shops. It took a while to find a parking place, so I called Cory and told him I was running a few minutes late. I asked him if he wanted anything from the coffee shop as I was right in front of one. He said sure, would I please bring him a chai.  I love chai lattes so I got two to go.  I arrived to the studio about 10 minutes later, excited and out of breathe. I was ready to make my tattoo dream a reality!
I stopped at the front desk, and a handsome, tall, bald, stocky man with a long beard told me that he was Cory!  I handed him a chai and apologized for being late. He smiled and showed me to his room in the studio. He showed me several photographs of previous tattoos he has done and some sketches of possible designs for me. I loved them all! I told him that I wanted a traditional Asian dragon going up my leg done in black and grey.  He asked to see my leg to get an idea of how large of a design to make and set the placement. I had not thought about that part, and was wearing jeans instead of a skirt!
He gave me a knowing glance and said “I have seen it all before, I am a professional. It’s ok”. So I hurriedly kicked off my shoes and peeled off my jeans. I looked at Cory and watched him look me up and down. My pussy twitched in delight at the thought of this man assessing my figure.  He had me turn around and asked me to point where I wanted the tattoo.  I seductively bent over and pointed to my outer leg.  He smiled and said I would make a fine canvass for his art. He went to make a copy of the dragon and said he was going to place the outline on me to see if I liked the placement. When he came back he sprayed some kind of cool liquid over the copy of the design to make the outline stick to my skin. My body exploded in goosebumps as it was cold. “Sorry about that, I should have told you it was cold”.  I laughed and asked if it was ready.
Cory walked me over to a mirror so I could see the outline.  I loved it!  It was larger than I pictured but Cory said it would lose too much detail if we went smaller. Let’s do this! I jumped up and down in excitement.  Cory looked at the clock and said it would take about 4 hours to do – but that the shop closed in two hours. My eyes welled up with tears.  I wanted this tonight.  Cory saw my face and smiled. “Don’t worry, I will stay late so we can get this finished. Let’s get ready”.
Cory had me sit on a special table that looked like the kind they have at doctor’s offices. He put my leg into a stirrup and told me to relax. I took several deep breaths and told him I was ready. He turned on the tattoo machine and I felt the first bites of the needle.  It did not hurt but it did sting a bit. I tried to ignore it and just think of the outcome. About an hour into it, Cory said that he needed to take a quick break and stepped out of the room. I looked over in the mirror and could see the progress he was making on the tattoo. I overheard Cory telling his boss that he would lock up tonight as he had a special client he needed to finish.  I was so grateful for his kindness that I had to think of a way to thank him.

He came back to the room and asked if I was ready for more. “I am always ready for more” I said coyly. He went back to work and I zoned out to the sound of tattoo machine’s buzz. My mind wondered and I found myself fantasizing about fucking Cory. I imagined all sorts of scenarios and before I knew it, I let my fingers play with my excited clit. I sank two fingers into my wet hole and pleasured myself. Suddenly I noticed that the room was quiet. I opened my eyes and Cory was watching me with a wry smile. “You want some help there Zora?” he asked in a husky voice.
I looked at him with wide eyes and noticed that he had put down the tattoo gun. “Would you like to see your new tattoo?”  I smiled and said yes. I pulled my fingers out of my pussy and Cory reached down to grab my hand. He licked my fingers and said I tasted sweet. This wasn’t a dream! I let out a small moan and reached up to grab Cory’s growing bulge. He pushed me down onto the table and unzipped his pants. I hiked up my top and pulled down my underwear.  Cory wasted no time and quickly grabbed my legs and put them over his shoulders. I felt his hard dick enter my aching, wet pussy. He fucked me hard, fast and deep. I met all of his thrusts with equal passion until I exploded in a juicy orgasm. Cory pulled out of my twat and stuck his cock into my accessible ass. I thought I had died and gone to heaven! Deeper and deeper he fucked my tight ass until he shot his hot load. Mmmm I love the feel of hot cum in my ass! As he got himself zipped up, he came back over to the table.
He picked me up and carried me over to the mirror. I looked at my new tattoo and was thrilled! I jumped up and hugged Cory and told him that I loved it! Cory picked me up and carried me back to the table. He gave me a handout on how to care for my new tattoo and wrote his personal cell phone number on the sheet.  Now I can’t wait to get my next tattoo!

I Love Being a Cheap Cum Filled Whore

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A lot of guys are surprised when they hook up with me. I have a reputation at school and around town for being a filthy druggie whore. Is it considered a rumor if it’s true? Whatever. I don’t care. Anyway, because of those rumors the guys are usually surprised by how tight my pussy is. Sometimes they’ll tell me that they expected my cunt to be busted, but they’re glad that it isn’t.

Honestly, that really depends on what I’ve been up to around the time we hook up. I won’t lie sometimes my cunt does get a beat up and that makes it look a little busted.There are a few boys who like it so whenever I can I call them to let them know that I’m ready to play. Every once in awhile I’ll be with a guy and my poor coochie is so damaged from the night before that he can hardly feel anything. A couple times cum was even leaking out from inside me from just spreading my legs, but that only happens hours after I hook up with someone.

I’ve been on a roll lately, fucking as many different dudes as I can a day and partying non-stop. The haters can say whatever they want, I’m having fun. One of my professors tried to do a little intervention after class one day, but I wasn’t having any of that. He went on about how concerned he was about my grades and health. I guess he wasn’t that concerned because all I had to do to shut him up was kneel in front of him and shove his cock in my little mouth. Now sometimes we party together and I do whatever slutty thing he wants. Why wouldn’t I? It’s the prefect situation! Partying, fucking, hooking up with my professor, AND getting a passing grade! I’m living every girls dream!

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Woo Hoo PB&J

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Today is National PB&J day and let me say, this broke ass bitch can appreciate a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I decided in honor I would not only treat myself to an amazing treat but I would also treat my four legged pal. I went into the kitchen and grabbed the jar from the counter and dirty phone sexbegan to make me a sandwich. Taking the spoon I held it down for him to lick it clean. He licked his chops while I spread the jelly onto the other side of the bread and married the two together. I walked towards the bedroom with my furry friend right behind me.After removing the jeans and panties I was wearing I sat on the edge of my bed. I took a bite from my crust less sandwich. I liked my bread shaved, just like I was.  He sat on the ground panting as I ate my sandwich. I took it and rubbed it between my slit leaving peanut butter and jelly between my pussy lips; my little guys own sandwich. He lapped at my clitty and I began to moan from how good it felt. Every time he would slow I would run more on there for him. I took a corner and slid it just slightly into my pussy hole. He stood up wagging his tail and lapped his tongue genially coaxing it out. I spread my slit wide open for him and he stuck his tongue inside me.

“Good boy, get mommy, make mommy cum.”

I took the sandwich and put another piece inside me. Again he happily licked it from me. I wanted him to cum to so I got on the ground and began to stroke him. I sucked him into my mouth while he panted heavily. I turned onto my White trash phone sexbelly and helped him to mount into me.  I moaned and he met those moans with wild noises. I forgot how amazing he felt inside me, I took the sandwich rubbing it on my neck and he licked it back clean while he moved inside me.When the both of us came I rolled back on the bed tossing him the remnants of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He gobbled it up licking his floppy lips clean. When he was done he jumped onto my bed and lay next to me. He began to doze off to sleep and I kissed him on his nose. “Happy peanut butter and jelly day my prince.” I said to him as he began to wag his tail gently, then we both drifted off to our horny dream lands.

April Fools You Cheating Bastard!

Shemale phone sexTonight is going to be one of the most amazing fucking good times ever.  Today is April 1st, which means it is April Fools Day.  Usually I’m the one who gets pranks played on me by back wood hillbilly idiots, but tonight will be different!  I have a twin sister and she recently found out that her boyfriend has been fucking around on her.  I can’t blame him much because Stella is a piece of work.  I’m surprised anyone would dip their dick in her, but hey, when the pussy is just thrown at you like she wields hers around, you take it!

Now as I said, her boyfriend has been fucking around on her.  She phoned me this morning to see if I could help her out.  I told her sure, what did she have in mind?  She wants me to drive into the city and be at a certain bar and pick her man up.  I told her that if that happens I will not be held accountable for what happens once we get back to my room.  She said, “GOOD! FUCK HIM ELLA, MAKE HIM BLEED!”  Well alrighty then.  There are a couple of rules though. 

If I manage to catch his eye; which shouldn’t be hard since he is dating Stella after all. HA!  The rules are as follows: 1) I cannot let him know that Stella is my sister; 2) I cannot let him know before hand that I have a nice juicy dick; 3) When I finally reveal this glory between my beautiful thighs I have to yell “APRIL FOOLS FROM STELLA YOU CHEATING BASTARD!” Then basically force myself on him and ride him until he is raw and crying. 

I told her that I would do it, not because he cheated on her but because for once, it will not be me on the receiving end of an April Fool’s joke.  PLUS, I get to fuck hard, fast and make it hurt! What a fabulous April 1st I will have!

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Lick the Shit off My Foot Bottom Feeder

no taboo phone sex big tits cum dumpI was trying to score some drugs off this young drug dealer. Everything was going well. I was blowing him, polishing the chrome right off his knob in exchange for an eight ball. And in walked this loser who has pretty much been stalking me. He is rumored to have a tiny dick, and well I ain’t got time for small packages. But, he thinks because I’m a dirty old whore, I will fuck anything. WRONG. Move along looser. When I told him to get the fuck out of my trailer, he tried to threaten me. Said he would turn me in for prostitution and drugs if I didn’t fuck him. Half my age, but half my brain also. Stupid fucker. One, you don’t ruin my score. Two, you don’t blackmail me. My dealer left me with a load of cum on my face but NO coke. I was beyond pissed. I turned to Jim, “Well I guess you better finish me off since I didn’t get fucked.” He started chomping at the bit.

I can’t believe he thought I would really fuck him. I informed him he needed to lick my ass first. He was more than happy to get at my taint. That was until I shit on his face. I had my ass right on his face when I squirted a nice juicy log down his throat. He started to gag, tried to spit out my shit. I just smeared it across his face with my ass, making him lick my dirty asshole. Then I stood up, took my foot and stepped in my own feces, and forced him to lick the shit off my foot too. I just kept stepping on his face with my shit covered foot so he would lick it clean like a dog licks its dirty ass after taking a dump. “This is what happens to losers who attempt to blackmail me,” I shrieked at him. I force fed him all my shit with my foot until my foot was clean again. He licked up every single speck of crap too.

toliet sex scat playI made sure he understood that if he ever tried to blackmail me again, everyone would know he was a shit licker. Pretty sure I rid myself of that bottom feeder. I’m a nasty bitch. I have no limits, no taboos. You try to fuck with me, I will fuck back tenfold.

Garden Party

Cum Dumpster I was out doing my gardening today. Of course I was only wearing my tiny little skirt and NO panties. I wanted to make sure EVERYONE had a GREAT view of my bald cunt! I wore a cut off t shirt that says “Easy” In case my bald visible cunt didn’t give that fact away! I love the look of a clean well trimmed lawn. In front of my house and in between my legs! I knew it would not take to long to find a new gardener! And I was right! A work truck was passing by full of mexicians! They were on the way to do the lawn down the street. But I distracted them! There was 4 big strong men who all asked if I needed help with my yard. I gave them the biggest smile! I told them that If they trimmed up my yard I would let them fuck me! And they started working HARD! I knew that yard would be done in minutes so I hurried inside to get ready. I pulled out all my toys and oils. Then I stripped down to NOTHING! I didnt want to wait for them to finish so I went to do the door and called out they could finish that LATER! Now it was MY TURN! Those 4 men took me right there in my living room. One big fat cock up my ass. One in my cunt and two cocks I had to suck and lick! That is until we switched it up. It was like the guys were doing musical chairs with my fucking body! It was FANTASTIC! I got fucked so fucking good!