Blonde phone sex babes are not typically Irish. I know I am a mutt. But on St. Patrick’s Day, we all become Irish. My daughter and I hit some dive bars on Monday. We wore green and drank Guiness beer and Jameson whisky. I am more of a pot and coke girl. So, I do not handle my booze well. Made a spectacle of my myself Monday, but that is nothing new. I do that often. At my age, I no longer give a fuck.
The third bar we went to appeared packed and wild. A small dive bar off the beach a few blocks. Mostly men in the place. So, my daughter and I stood out. Every man in that place wanted to buy this trailer trash whore a beer. And my daughter too. I never pass up anything free. We drank some more beer. But we had already consumed a lot.
Mother and Daughter Drunk Sluts
After the third round at the third bar my daughter and I started dirty dancing with each other. We tried to get the guys to dance with us, but they wanted to watch. So, we hopped up on the pool table and began making out. Before long we ditched our clothes and started scissoring our cunts. No one realized we were mother and daughter, except the two studs we brought home.
We made a lot of men horny with our impromptu drunk sex porn. Men pulled out their cocks and masturbated to us eating and fingering each other’s cunts on the pool table. So, when the bar closed, we were the last girls standing. But we were blitzed and more like staggering, LOL. Two young studs drove us home. And we rewarded their niceness.
Women can still fuck drunk. We never get drunk dick. However, those two studs did not drink enough to affect their equipment. So, on my trailer living room floor we fucked two random men from a dive bar. And we did it side by side all night. We woke up and the men were gone. But we were covered in jizz. Plus, we had rug burns on our knees and elbows. And major hangovers. But what a fun night.