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Dirty Phone Sex Whores

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex can mean so many things with a trashy whore like me. But, this weekend, dirty meant bloody. My middle daughter became a woman. This is a very special thing in my family because the day of a girl’s period means she can be bred. Her young ripe pussy is ready to be impregnated. We had a little family celebration. Things got messy. But, I like messy. I buried my face in her red cunt and licked that sweet flow into my mouth. We joked that we were vampires. I kissed her with my red stained lips so she could taste how sweet she was as a woman. She is at the age that I was when I first got knocked up. My parents were so happy because they could breed me; use my young body for profit. I don’t need the money like my parents did. I just think it’s hot to impregnate young girls. Bet you do too.

period phone sexThe entire family joined in. Her siblings and her daddy helped me play with her period blood. The first menstruation blood is special. We body painted in it; licked it off her body; collected it in vials to save like wedding cake. We did look like blood thirsty vampires, but a woman’s first period blood is sacred. All the boys in the house, three brothers and a daddy, fucked her sweet womanly bloody womb. She came so hard. A woman always cums harder on her period. Now that she is officially a woman, I will start advertising her young cunt for breeding. So many men love to knock up a young girl. I can keep the baby or sell the baby, either is fine. I just want her pregnant. Her older sister has already had two brats.

Maybe you would like to impregnate my daughter? Make me an offer.

His Big Cock

phone sex line evonneI had heard rumors about his cock. How big it is. How he will rip a bitch open with no regard. How he likes to hurt a whore with his super sized fuck stick. I thought it was all bull shit. Over exaggeration. I figured he was just one of those guys that likes it rough and most girls can’t handle that. For me it was a challenge and I had to find out for myself. I finally got the chance last night and let me tell you I have never seen a dick that big. And I have seen my fair share of cock. I was drooling with wanting to feel that horse cock inside my pussy. he didn’t disappoint me. He ripped my fucking cunt wide opened and I loved every minute of it. He took me like the slut that I am.

Big Dick Sucker Trailer Park Whore

big dick suckerAs a big dick sucker, I decided to ring in the new year with as many fucking big dicks as I could find. When everyone in your trailer park knows you are a sure thing whore, it isn’t difficult to find a bunch of guys down to gang bang even an old cougar whore like me. All you need is one guy and he brings a shit load of friends with him. That’s what happened last night. I was blowing this one guy who lives in the trailer park. Nice cock on him too. He started fucking my ass doggy style and texting his friends to come over and fuck me too. Before he even came up my ass, about 10 more guys were waiting their turn with the trailer trash whore. My holes are open for all cocks 24/7. The more the merrier I say. We did some lines of coke. I sucked on a bunch of cocks. Then I just bent over and let the boys take whatever hole they wanted. Sometimes two cocks went into a whole at a time. The sensation of all that cum running out of my fuck holes made me insatiable. I wanted more cock. More cum. So those ten boys texted some of their friends, and soon my trailer looked like a porn studio. The beauty of being a cum dumpster is you can fucking go all night long and you are never at a loss for finding men.

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Live Phone Sex Resolutions

live phone sex LilibethLive phone sex is perfect on New Year’s Eve. Ring in the new year with your favorite phone sex slut. Every year I make resolutions I never seem to keep like exercising more, eating healthier, being nicer to people. I think Facebook and society in general make us feel like we have to do these silly ass cookie cutter resolutions no one ever keeps anyway. So this year, I decided I would make ones I knew I could actually keep. Wanna know what they are?

  1. I promise that in 2016, I will find more dirty old men to pimp out my brats too because it makes me so happy to see them get violated. And, a happy mommy lives a better and longer life.
  2. I promise to eat more girl cunnie and suck more boy cock in 2016 because cum does this body good. Plus, if I take a few creamy loads of boy batter and girl goo to the face daily, I will save quite a bit on Botox. Cum is a hidden beauty secret.
  3. I promise to get my girls who can get pregnant knocked up in 2016 because young girls need to learn how to be contributing members of their families. It builds good character and helps keep families off of welfare. I can make a mint off of breeding my little sluts.
  4. I promise to throw my husband a bone more often in 2016 because a happy husband means a happy wife who never has to worry about getting her allowance cut off.
  5. I promise to read more in 2016. Just kidding. I promise to watch more pornography so I can never be at a loss as to what dirty sex acts I can engage my young ones in. A family that plays together, stays together and this trashy MILF is all about dirty family values.

Want to help me keep my resolutions this year?

Party hard on New year’s Eve

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Every new Year’s Eve , it’s the same old thing for most of us. We go out for a good time. Maybe get us some end of year cock. I know that final blow job should end in a ball-dropping explosion. I dance my ass ass off with some friends, but things get all freaky. I always seem to end up missing my clothes by morning or wake up at some orgy where cum soaked pussies and limp, crusty dicks are everywhere, fueled by the alcoholic lust. I wonder how many dudes had their dicks in me and how much cum I swallowed. My throat is sore from the drugs and the dick action. I wouldn’t change a thing though. I’m gonna do my drugs, drink that Jager, and get all of the fuckmeat that I can handle, cause life takes its toll. In a few years we all end up spending the New year in sweats, watching the Dick Clark special (cause that’s the only dick we’ll get) and sipping non-alcoholic grape fizzy with the brats.
So, I’m getting mine now before it’s too late. Make sure you find a DD though. Being dead is not cool.
Happy New Year, fuckers. How about one last phone fuck before the ball drops?

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Cum Guzzling Slut and Her Trashy MILF Friends Have a Merry Christmas

cum guzzling slutMy son and daughter were home for Christmas. We did the gift exchange thing this morning, then my daughter went off to score us some coke so we could have some family fun. Well, while she was gone a few of my girl friends stopped by with some cookies, but really they just wanted to give my son their MILF and cookies. He loves to play with my friends. He has been getting his rod sucked by cougar sluts for awhile now. He loves his cum guzzling slut mommy and his friends, so he stripped down to feed his favorite old bitches their favorite treat. My son has an amazing cock. He has enough cum to give his trashy MILF momma and her two trailer park whore friends. As he was spreading his seed all over our faces, my daughter came home with the party supplies so we could play all night. My daughter was jealous we slurped on her brother’s cock without her. We did a few lines while she took a turn, resuscitated his dick back to life so we could all fuck him. Coke and cock, the best Christmas gifts ever.

Live Phone Sex on Winter Solstice: Talk Longer on the Best Dirty Talk Lines

live phone sexLive phone sex will be especially fun tomorrow on Winter Solstice: the shortest day, longest night of the year. The best dirty talk lines will be busier than usual because something psychological about darkness makes folks feel like they should be in bed asleep. So many women will retire early, leaving their horny men free to call my phone sex line and talk about all sorts of dirty things. You see the majority of men who call me, have incest and young ones on their minds. They have to wait till wives are asleep or out of town to make a call, because what is on their minds is so dirty its criminal.

best dirty talk linesBut, I am the right phone whore to call for such P desires. Why? Because I am a P mommy. I play with all my brats, 3 girls and 3 boys. Plus, I share them with horny old men for the right price. Sure, I live in a nice home in a gated community with a loving wealthy, equally dirty husband; but why work for more money when I can make my brats do that? They don’t want for anything. Spoiled angels living high on the horse, so the least they can do to give back to their parents is let dirty old men like yourself use their tiny little fuck holes. I have a reputation as a special madam in certain circles. I have my own personal sex slave ring made up of wee ones.

phone sex lineMy little ring includes brats not biologically mine either too, so that I can cater to every pervert’s particular tastes. It is amazing how many low income foster parents will rent their wards out for a bag of weed. So on the longest night of the year, don’t waste your time shopping for the woman in your life who doesn’t understand your darker desires. Call a dirty perverted MILF and explore all your naughty young perverted desires. You can even take advantage of some cheap phone sex specials because this dirty mommy knows that your filthy fantasies don’t need to break your bank, just burst your balls.

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A Cuntful of Candy Canes for you.

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The truckstop was dead tonight. I needed a fix and a good hard dick. I was bored of the same old trucker trash and their crusty cocks, sucked by too many lot lizards. I hoped the bar rush would be good tonight.
Sure enough, 2 am and a group of men walked in. They asked for our private room. They had just come from a Christmas party and were trying to sober up with some chow and coffee. I saw the way they checked out my tits and I decided to work them for some good tips. I was wearing my elf costume complete with jingle bells. “Hey, baby, won’t you jingle those bells for us?” one asked. I joyfully shook my titties while they hooted. They were nasty boys, drunk and horny. They kept touching my ass and tits, and one even dared to slide his hand up my skirt, and found that I wasn’t wearing panties. “Commando!!!” he roared. “Give us a show.” I pulled a candy cane from my cleavage, hiked my leg unto the table and began to fuck my bald pussy with the sweet stick. “More.” they demanded. I gave each of them a candy cane and bent over. Sticking the canes into their mouths, they took turns shoving candy into my sticky cunt until it was leaking red juice.
I noticed then that they all had their cocks in hand, jerking, as they candy-fucked my eager beaver. We were a moaning mass of Christmas cheer. I felt cum raining down on me in a total bukkake orgy. I opened my mouth to catch it as my pussy pulsated around my candy crusted fuckhole. We partied all night as they bent me over the table and took turns pounding my sticky cunt and shoving their big candy canes down my throat. You could hear my bells jingling through the entire restaurant.
Merry Christmas from your favorite truckstop whore.

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I Love Teen Hookers for Hire

hookers for hireI was out of town this past weekend to meet an old friend. She is a good friend, but rather boring and plain Jane, unlike me. I stayed in a hotel so I could have some fun at night. On Friday, I was partying, checked out the Back Pages for hookers for hire and ordered myself an escort to party and play with. I got the surprise of a life time when my Lolita for hire knocked on my room door. It was my friend’s daughter. She was mortified, but I assured her that I would keep her dirty little secret. I insisted she stay and earn her money.

She had a kick ass body that I never could see hidden under her frumpy school outfit. She had a fake ID, which is how she got the job with the escort company. According to her, her mother’s new husband won’t pay for her college, so she is saving up. Very entrepreneurial of her. I was impressed. Nothing wrong with selling your body. Sex sells. It is profitable and doesn’t hurt anyone. I informed her that as long as she kept me company for the night, I could send her some extra business. I know lots of perverts who love a sexy little Lolita to fuck.

phone sex slutsTonight however, she was mine to fuck. We did some lines, drank some wine and ate pussy and ass. I had her in the shower too for some shower massage fun. That pulsating water directly on a cunt will make any girl explode. My fingers massaged her womb tickling her G-spot, giving her the first earth shattering orgasm of her life. She had never eaten pussy before, but after a night with me she was a muff diving champion. Her cunt was so sweet and yummy. Reminded me of my daughter’s pussy. I rimmed that girl’s ass, tossed her salad until she was screaming and squirting. She said most of the johns she hooks up with don’t care about her pleasure. Silly hedonistic men. Why do you guys think so many chicks are bisexual? Because we know how to give and take.

I paid my daughter’s friend handsomely for the weekend so she could stash some money away for her college fund. Her mom is sweet, but stupid and clueless. Puts all her time and energy into a deadbeat new hubby when she could be playing with and spoiling her sweet teen daughter instead. Well, if she won’t play with her hot daughter and treat her like a princess, I sure will. I love hot teen pussy, do you?

Trashy Milf Young Big Dick Sucker

Trashy MILFTrashy Milf behavior would be seducing your best friend’s teen son. Would I do something like that? Hell yes I would. She has this hot teen boy in his sexual prime and she is not fucking him. What the fuck is the matter with her? Why birth a son if you aren’t going to fuck him? That’s kind of like cruel and unusual punishment. Even Freud new all boys want to fuck their mothers. I bet he knew all mothers want to fuck their sons too. I don’t let society dictate how I act. I let my hormones do that. And my pussy told me to fuck my son, just like it told me to fuck my best friends jailbait boy.

big dick suckerWhen his momma left for work, I paid him a visit. His school is on break for the holiday now and my BFF did ask me to check in on him because teen boys can get into so much trouble left to their own devices. Even more trouble when a big dick sucker like me is on the prowl and in heat. I immediately pushed my body up against his to feel the bulge in his pants. His abs were killer and making me wet. I knew the rest of his body would be just as fine. He was nervous, a little scared. Kept asking what if his mom found out. I told him she knows how I am and she asked me to check on you. “She knows damn well what I am going to check! Merry Christmas. Your mommy gave you a Cougar cum dumpster as a gift.” Then I blew his cock until his hot spunk was running down my throat.

cum dumpsterHe looked all dejected that he blew his wad before hammering my old pussy. Silly boy was clueless about MILF power. I sucked his dick 5 minutes later and he was harder than he was the first time. I told him to take charge. So glad I did too. He bent me over his desk and fucked my cunt like the Energizer bunny. One of the main reasons to fuck a young boy is the rabbit fucking. He was wet behind the ears. It was cute. He worried about cumming in me because he didn’t want to knock me up. “Oh that boat sailed a long time ago,” I assured him. When he heard that, he blew a large load of spunk up my cunt, then shoved some fingers up my ass because he always wanted to try that! This old cougar has a new young fuck buddy. Merry Christmas to me! Hope my son don’t get jealous.