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Cum Eating Phone Sex: One of My Favorite Things

cum eating phone sexCum eating phone sex is something I know about. I am such a cum whore that the joke is I was bottle fed semen as a little one. My son knows what a cum whore his mommy is, so he came over with some friends last night to feed me. I always have cum in the freezer, but I was running low. He knew this and thought he would help. I know. It isn’t a totally selfless act because he does get his balls drained. I appreciated it nonetheless. I go through a lot more cum pops in the warmer months. I use one daily to cool my morning coffee. One cum pop cools my coffee and provides the cream. I have several more throughout the day. I had a pitcher next to me as I blew one boy after the other. I sucked the cum right out of the pee holes and spit it in the pitcher until I had a quart of cum. Every boy came three times in my mouth. I know how to drain balls. I went to bed with cum breath, after I filled my ice tray up with fresh jizz of course. First thing I did this morning was make some coffee and use my cum pop to cool it down. Starting my day off with some boy cream always sets the day off on a positive note. Before I even have dirty phone sex with you, I have cum.

Prude Bitch

Nasty phonesex My son brought home his girlfriend she was a virgin and a prude. My son was sick of her not giving it up he wanted me to help him loosen her up. When they showed up at the trailer I was miss prim and proper mom and offered her an ice tea. Little did she know I had slipped some roofies into her drink. That little prude bitch will spread her legs for my son! She had no idea that tonight she was going to be a 3 hole whore to my son and his mama. We could tell she was feeling the effect and we directed that prude bitch to my bedroom. She stumbled and fell onto my bed. I stripped her clothes off of her body. she had a cute tight body and I know my son and I will enjoy every inch of her sweet body.

Phone Sex Sluts

phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts like me have dirty secrets that we can’t tell just anyone. I am not in this business because I need the money. My husband is financially secure; plus, the home brothel generates more than enough money to live happily ever after. Phone sex is cathartic. Plus, I like knowing there are perverts and P men who want to hear about the dirty family fucking going on under our roof. Summer is here. No more early mornings. No more homework. No more school functions, at least till mid-August. We get to party and fuck. During the summer, I don’ have to be a responsible parent. Last night I kept everyone up late fucking and doing lines of coke. It was a family orgy. I wanted them to worship mommy all night long, or at least until they passed out. The last brat standing was my youngest one too. I honestly thought she would have been the first one to crash, but she was fueled by eating mommy’s pussy and coke. She was sucking her big brothers’ dicks too. She has proven to be quite the big dick sucker. A natural cocksucker daddy says. She can swallow more cock than her oldest sister who is 20. In fact, last week my oldest was replaced by her baby sister for a client who was disappointed that she gagged on his ten inch rod. Her ego is still bruised by being out sucked by her baby sister. On coke, my baby can handle an army of cocks. Last night not only did she eat my pussy and ass for hours, she blew all the men under this roof, including the help. She was a cock sucking machine. A natural dick sucker fueled by cocaine is something every man should experience at least once in his life.

 

Whore

Live phone sexI rather be called a whore than a slut. I slut gets nothing when she spreads her legs wide and opens her holes for cock. I get things, drugs, and money. I will whore myself out for the littlest things. My little brats are up for use too. You want a young cunny to fuck? or about a boy with a tight asshole and a wet mouth. I have 4 spawns that you can have for just the price. I have been teaching them ever since they were wee ones. They will not disappoint! And neither will their whore of a mother me. You can have us individually, in groups, or all at once. The night is young and the party has just begun.

Trashy MILF Graduation Shindig

trashy milfWhen you are a trashy milf, you are excited about the last day of school. This is the last week of school for my brood. I love having them home with me during the day. Not that I don’t enjoy phone fucking and picking up men when I run errands. Random cock is nothing compared to the cocks and pussies of my daughters and sons. We have a weekend celebration planned. The pool will be open, coke will be on hand and no one will be in clothes. One of my daughters graduated this year. I now have two out of school and 4 returning next year. The party is as much a graduation party as it is an end of the school year shindig. My daughter got a job at the local gentleman’s club for the summer before she goes to college. She will be the first in our family to go to college. She is a smart slut. Only brat who didn’t need to cheat or suck cock to get decent grades. She is going to strip for the summer and see if she can snag a sugar daddy. Between her own money from being a high school hooker and her parent’s money, she has plenty to pay for school without loans. However, she is smart. She is hoping to snag a sugar daddy who will pay for it for her, so she can use her money for more fun endeavors like a sports car or a tropical trip or two. Daddy and I are giving her a jump start at finding a sugar daddy. We invited several of daddy’s rich clients to her graduation party. With her body and tight cunt and barely legal status, dirty old men like daddy want nothing more than to spoil her. From high school to the stripper stage to Berkeley. I have a smart ho.

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Druggy Phone Sex

Well isn’t that fucking hot, a retired stripper milf coke whore like me dying to have druggy phone sex with naughty pervs like you. I’m a hot fuck and I know you want this pussy and this filthy talking tramp to do you really good. I love talking about all kinds of dirty stuff especially all the BBC I love to fuck and all the drug dealers I have in my black book for hooking up some fine trades. I’m in love with the perfect blend of being high and fucked right. Sucking cock is an awesome high for me especially when I am coked up and horny. And let me tell you, this trashy milf is always horny when she’s high and I try to keep it that way on a permanent level.

 

BBC Sex Stories: I Have Tons

bbc sex storiesBBC sex stories are something I never run out of. I can’t help it if the brothers like me. It is not that they love an old cougar. It is more that they love that I am such a seasoned whore that I can swallow some big thick dicks. Big D and a few of his trucker pals came over late last night. They were supposed to be enjoying the company of a high end escort. I was shocked to find out that they wanted to see if a classy lady fucks as good as an old whore. The bitch refunded their money the moment she saw their monster cocks. I know what she was thinking too. She thought their big black dicks would stretch out her perfect little holes. She didn’t want to be damaged goods. Personally, I like being damaged goods. Means I have had a hell of a lot of fun. I’m a big dick sucker and a big cock fucker. Big D and his friends made the smart choice coming to me. I don’t even cost money. I like to fuck, so I will do it for free. I gave each chocolate head the attention it deserved. The balls deep attention it deserved. I rarely even choke swallowing down 12 inches of cock any more. I am a far cry from a classy call girl, but why would you want one if she won’t suck your dick? If you are paying a bitch to suck and fuck and she won’t fuck and suck, you should get a refund and come find a woman like me. A trailer trash whore will do a lot more than suck and fuck and she will do it for free. I let those black hung truckers run a train on me and fill me with cum. Big D knows now to save his money and bring the brothers over to me.

Next Door Little Tyke Neighbor

Dirty phone sexI did not know the little brat from next door was peering thru my window watching me getting fucked. He was a small one and could sneak under my bedroom window. He had been doing it for a while, and the only reason I found out was that this time he had slipped and knocked over the rake resting up against my trailer. The guy I was with and I both looked and saw him staring at us. We both chuckled and continued with what we were doing. We were not going to stop on his account. When I looked back out the window his little blue eyes were still fixated on us fucking. I waved him in but he was too scared. I think he thought he was going to get in trouble. Next time I see that brat outside playing I will have to invite him in for cookies and pussy.

Hardcore Anal Sex with My Sex Machine

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Hardcore anal sex is something I enjoy. I have been pregnant many times in my life, so I discovered that I enjoyed anal sex when I was pregnant with brat number one. My belly got too big to find my pussy. At that time, I was a young teen girl in a trailer park whoring myself for my parents. The John took my ass. Back then, I didn’t enjoy sex much. I was a sex slave; however, I did like it up the ass. I am a far cry from daddy’s sex slave now, but I still enjoy anal sex. I had a rare few hours alone yesterday. My husband took our brood to see Deadpool 2 while I worked.  It was a slow phone day, so I broke out the sex machine we use on the little ones to prep them for gang bangs and deflowering.  I backed my trashy milf ass on the largest anal dildo I have. This fuck machine lets me put on any size dildo, so I went huge. I was on the bed with the family fuck machine penetrating my ass at warp speed. I was cumming over and over. By the wet spot I made, I was sure my husband would think I had a gang bang while he was at the movies with the brats. My ass can cum more than pussy.

Cum Dumpster Beverly

cum dumpsterCum dumpster Beverly is one on my many monikers. No one in my trailer park can take as much cum as me. I brag about it too. Personally, I love being a cum whore. The men know who to visit when they have huge balls that need drained. A group of guys I party with came by last night for cock service. They are truckers who have wives who don’t give head. I mean really? Isn’t it like part of the vows? To love, honor and give head? I will suck a cock, old or young, white or black. I just want to taste and feel jizz. Cum does a body good. I don’t care what anyone says, cum is an essential daily protein. So, my party buddies were over with coke and cock. We sat around doing lines and drinking beer before they whipped out their underserved dicks out for me to suck. My daughter has impeccable timing. She walked in as I was on my knees showing off my big dick sucker talents. She helped me. If I am the cum queen of the trailer ark, she is the cum princess. I love sharing cum with my daughter, with any woman, because I can snowball the cum. Men love watching bitches play with their jizz. My daughter is just as big of a cum guzzling slut as I am. We woke up this morning feeling full, but we are never full enough.