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Sloppy wet pussyMany years ago when I lived in another trailer park when I was a wee one. There was another wee one living in the same trailer park. His name was Bill. He was a few years younger than me and I never paid him no mind. I mean why would I want to hang out with someone younger. Well fast forward many years later to a different trailer park. Where I am the biggest trailer trash whore in this park! Well Mr Bill just got out of prison for stabbing someone in a parking lot and moved into my trailer park. He hit me up right away, once he realized I lived so close only 3 trailers down. And I guess news travels fast about me the whore of the trailer park. Or maybe he remembers from when we were younger. Either way it did not matter. He came walking over and knocked on my door. I let him in happy to see him after all this time. I gave him a big hug and could feel his cock bulging thru his pants. He grabbed me by the back of my head and put me on my knees. Ordering me to open his pants and suck his cock. I obeyed as quickly as I could. He used my hair to fuck my mouth with. I was so impressed by his behavior. Taking his hand twisting it in my hair and putting me on all fours. Keeping his cock head at my cunt hole, telling me to push back and fuck on his cock. Which I did, his hand still tightly in my hair. I moaned and groaned loudly. He was grinding his cock inside me making me squirt hard. I must admit I am impressed by his ability to fuck. Never thought of little billy would be able to rock my world. Now I crave that cock. I will be his whore any day of the week.

This Trailer Trash Whore is the Life of a Party

trailer trash whoreI’m such a trailer trash whore, but I am not ashamed of it. Some will argue that I am proud to be a skank. I will agree to that.  I went to a Christmas party last night with my son. It was for his office. He didn’t introduce me as his mother, however. To his coworkers and his boss, I was his girlfriend. He wanted them to think he was banging a skanky old broad. He is banging a skanky old broad, it is just that I am his mother too. He has a legitimate job. He must wear a suit and tie. At one time these guys would have been called yuppies. Not sure if that is still a term. The party was boring. I wasn’t sure why my son wanted a trailer trash whore as a date at a young professionals’ party. Once the eggnog was passed around, it became clear. When those boys get drunk they get horny. Horny as fuck. They were a different group when drunk. Now, it was clear that I was there for entertainment. I’m always drunk or high, usually both, so now I felt more comfortable. I got on top of a table and did a sexy striptease. Before the party was over, every one of my son’s coworkers, even his boss, had fucked my cunt and my ass. If you have a boring holiday party to attend this season, bring a dirty old tramp like me. Then you can have some fun.

Making My Rounds

Nasty phonesex Whenever I am horny and there is no right on the spot cock for me to fuck. I know exactly what I have to do. I walk around the trailer park in just a bikini and nothing more. And the smaller the better. I will pretend to bend over to look at some pretty flowers. Or lean up against a tree. Giggles ya know being a little cock tease when I know I have eyes on me. I will do this for about an half hour. Then slowly walk back to my trailer. And without fail within 15 minutes or so I will have knocks at the door. And yes by that time I am so ready for some cock that I answer the door naked and ready to fuck.

Cum Dumpster at the Doctor

Cum dumpsterA girl’s gotta have her checkups done regularly. I went in for mine, and there was a new nurse on board. She was sexy as hell, and I couldn’t wait to get her alone in the room. I made my move as soon as I had the door closed behind me, and she got into it immediately. That’s precisely how my doctor found us, naked and rubbing our bodies together. He knows me very well, and very intimately, so you know he wasn’t the least bit surprised. And, I wasn’t the least bit surprised when he started stripping down, too. He laid his lab coat on the floor so we wouldn’t have to mess up the bed, and lay down on it. She and I were on him in an instant, licking and sucking his dick, and playing with his sack. He pulled her up on his face, and started to eat her cunt. I took the opportunity to sit straight down on his dick, and started bouncing. I didn’t expect him to start drilling up into me while he was still occupied with her puss, but he did. He banged me hard and fast and deep, keeping his mouth busy on her cunt the entire time. He drove us both to such amazing orgasms that another nurse peeked in to see if everything was ok. She left pretty quickly, and we carried on with our fun for another 15 minutes or so before he had to get back to work.

Trashy MILF Loves Being a Whore for Boys

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF. I have a certain reputation I must uphold. After Thanksgiving dinner, my youngest son asked if he could invite some a friend over to play video games. I am always okay with young boys in the house if the boys’ parents are cool with it. Some parents know my reputation and won’t let their boys near me. Others know and don’t care; then some are clueless. My son told me I needed to be on good behavior because this boy come from a “classy home.” I laughed at him because most people think he comes from a classy home too. I explained to him that incest happens in all kinds of homes and he would be surprised what some of his friends do behind closed doors. His friend came over and I knew the boy.  My son just didn’t know. This boy’s father has fucked my youngest daughter. Paid good money for her pussy too. I know my son wanted me to be a proper mommy to his guest, but that was because he foolishly believed he had proper parents. His folks were no different from us. I kind of hate pretentious folks. This boy’s dad is a P man, yet he is acting holier than thou around my son. According to my son, this ass hat called me a trailer trash whore. I am not denying it, but coming from a man who paid money for my daughter’s jailbait pussy, its seemed hypocritical. I decided to live up to my moniker. I sat naked, spread wide in a chair in the recreation room. I masturbated in front of the boys. My son was embarrassed, but his friend thought it was hot. I didn’t burst his bubble about his daddy, but I took his virginity. I told him to brag to his daddy too about getting  milf pussy. He fucked my daughter. I fucked his son. We were even. People act like I am ashamed to be called a whore. I love it and I live up to the name too.

BBC Phone Sex on Black Friday

bbc phone sexBBC phone sex on Black Friday is perfect, right? You won’t catch me out shopping today. In fact, the only thing that gets me up early is big black cock and coke. Big D texted me at the crack of dawn to come party with him in his truck. It was 3 am and I had not been to sleep yet. I had hours before my shift started and I needed to work off some of that food I ate, so I hopped in my car to go meet Big D at the truck stop. He was only in town for a few hours. I was amazed at all the idiots on the road and already standing in line at stores. If I am on the road at 3 am in the morning, it is for something far better than a toy or a bargain. Big black cock was a good reason to be out with the crazy shoppers. Took me twice as long to get to the truck stop because of Black Friday, but it was worth it to get some big black cock. Did I mention the big bag of coke Big D had for me as an early Christmas present? He told me, “Let it snow baby on Black Friday.” I said, “Let me blow on Black Friday,” as I went down on his cock. He sprinkled some of my favorite snow on his big black cock. I can get high and choked at the same time. We partied and fucked in his cab for hours while others fought to save a few bucks. Fucking is always better than shopping, right? My pussy always as a black cock special! Now, I am home with a cum filled cunt, ready to take care of you while your wife spends your money.

We were hookers for hire!

hookers for hireMe and my friend got real fuckin wasted last night and decided to be hookers for hire! We needed more money to keep the party going so we just got dressed in these real slutty outfits and took a bunch of skanky pics and posted them online and within 10 minutes we had our first offer! This guy was old and his dick only half worked but he had money and party favors so who cares right? We sucked and fucked that half hard chub for a few hours just to stay fucked up! After he left tho, we got the best offer. This group of black guys wanted to make us their whores and they were bringing drugs and cash so we were all about it. They had us begging for mercy! Their cocks were huge and their drugs were the best, I was about to sign my life away to them if only they would keep handing em out! Honestly, it was the best night ever!

Thanksgiving Anal Cum Dumpster

anal cum dumpsterSeeing how it is Thanksgiving, I thought it would be appropriate to get some stuffing this morning. I was feeling super horny. I am not a holiday woman. Not that I don’t appreciate the holidays and what they stand for, it is just I am not exactly Betty Crocker. My husband, whom I adore, hired a cook this Thanksgiving. That meant I could slave away for hours in the bedroom, not the kitchen. I was an anal cum dumpster while our cook was preparing a wonderful feast for us. While she was slaving in the kitchen, my three sons, the gardener’s boy and a few neighborhood boys were stuffing my ass full of boy gravy while my husband watched. Our daughters joined in too. They like a good ass stuffing too. They also helped daddy drain his giblets. He was full of man sauce. It is the holidays. You should be draining your giblets and stuffing some young birds too. This was the best Thanksgiving ever thanks to my husband and my offspring. It is much better to work up a sweat getting stuffed in the ass than sweating your ass off over a stove. If you want to have some dirty phone sex this Thanksgiving, give this old bird a call. I will be getting fucked and doing lines of coke all day long.

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Druggy Phone Sex

So what, I have an addictive personality and my two favorite addictions are tied up in one call for druggy phone sex. I love my drugs and my fucking and yes I love cock the most. We get so fucking high and horny there is no fucking turning back until we come dammit and what has my pussy squirting is taking a nce fuck rod up the ass and one in my cunt. I love double penetration and it makes me come so god damned hard it’s like a fucking geyser.

You know the most taboo fucks you can think of that get you off? Well call me and share them with me and I will ensure to assist you in fully draining those damned balls of yours.

 

Dirty Phone Sex Whore

dirty phone sexDo you like dirty phone sex whores? I am so dirty. I woke up this morning in a drunken stupor. I was covered in cum. I mean it was matted on my skin. So much dried come was on my body, I felt like a reptile. My pussy and ass were leaking a ton of cum and both holes were wicked sore. I must have had a gang bang last night. I was so fucking high I don’t remember. I went to the kitchen to get a drink of the hair of the dog that bit me. Passed out on the living floor were a few dozen boys, including my son. He woke up, saw me and had a huge smile on his face. He walked over naked towards me in the kitchen. He smiled and said, “You rocked last night.”  I asked him to remind me what I did as I was foggy on the details. He smiled, laughed and said I was a gangbang whore to his friends. He said I was doing lines of coke off his pal’s cocks and begging to be fucked like a dirty whore. Sounded like me. He made me suck his dick in the kitchen as he drank a beer. I could taste my dried cunt juice on his cock. I tasted pretty good the day after. I blew my boy, had a beer and waited for the others to wake up. This time I was going to remember my gang bang.