Category: Toilet sex

Forever cum dumpster

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I was supposed to be a bride right after school. College wasn’t something my parents wanted. They knew id buck wild in coed life. Instead, they tried to marry me off, but I had other plans, and I was going to ruin it by having a full-on orgy the night before the nuptials. When my soon-to-be husband found out, he couldn’t stomach it and left me at the altar. I didn’t care; I owned up to fucking every one of his friends and kept on with the party.

I was going to celebrate my freedom and enjoy all the fucking I wanted to like the proper cum dumpster I am to the bone. Monogamy isn’t for me. There are far too many flavors in the world for me to commit to some fucker.

Dirty Phone Sex Fun

dirty phone sexSometimes even I have such dirty phone sex that I need to shower afterwards! My daughters and I were hired for a watersports party. Ever been to one? They are pretty hot. It is where a bunch of guys get together and piss on girls. In their mouths, on their faces and in their fuck holes. It can get pretty messy. This house we were at had a concrete party room for pissing games. The walls were painted like a pool, so it was like we were under water. Cool concept for a party room. The men were not that old. Two of the guys were the sons of one of my husband’s biggest clients. Rich boys born with a silver spoon looking to degrade some women, knowing the only ones who would let them get away with their bad behavior would be hookers for hire. I tell guys all the time when there is a cash transition, you get what you want and never have to fear being arrested or blackmailed. Money for sex is the way you ensure you get what you want. My girls and I love watersport games. It was like the Olympic games of water sports too. Me and my sluts lined up and the men sprayed us with their golden nectar. Are water sports my favorite, no. I am more partial to cum baths than piss showers, but the pay is good and it all washes off at the end of the day. So, where is the harm? Men love to think they are degrading me, but I am a tough old broad. If my youth as a whore for my parents did not break me, nothing will. We let those guys think they were degrading us with pissing sex but we laughed all the way to the bank. Whores do anything for the money.

Trailer Trash Whore Fucks for Coke

trailer trash whoreA trailer trash whore knows how to party. Friday night came and I was out of coke. I guess I partied more than normal during the week. My only responsibility is being a phone sex whore. I never schedule myself early in the morning because I am like a vampire. I am up all night partying and I sleep until noon, LOL. So, Friday I took my skanky ass down to the truck stop to hustle truck drivers out of coke. Most truck drivers use cocaine. It is how they stay up for those long rides at night. I just cab hop and collect little bags of coke that add up after the tenth cab. I have to be a druggy porn star for the truck drivers, but they never mind sharing their stash with me if I take care of them. And I do take care of them. Friday night, I took care of 16 truck drivers. That was 16 loads in my fuck holes. Never a problem. That is actually a low number. I have taken more than that in a night. If my daughter is with me, we can do some serious damage. I do whatever the truckers want. I am a slave when it comes to coke. Most of the truckers just want a blowjob or to fuck my pussy or ass. By the time I got to the last truck, I was a creampie delight. Coated in cum from head to toe. I was burping up cum bubbles. Seriously, cum was oozing out my nose too. My belly was full, but I was not at the puke it up stage yet. I am a seasoned cum dumpster. The last trucker just wanted to give me something to wash the cum down. He was willing to give me some of his coke and a few fat joints, but he wanted to piss on me. I guzzled his urine like a dirty toilet ho. I do not mind pissing fun, especially if I am getting some primo drugs out of it. It was a busy night but this dirty old whore got enough coke to last all week.

Sloppy Wet Truck Slut

sloppy wet pussy Hello, boys! I had a really wild orgy today at the truck stop and I’d love to fuck my sloppy wet pussy with a dildo while I tell you about it. You know you wanna hear all that jizz that’s just oozing out of my fuck hole! I love the sound of it sloshing around on that dildo while I rail myself with it. I bet you’ll break out your lube and start stroking so I can hear that, won’t you? You’re a pretty fucking nice guy like that. I hope we can time it so that we cum together.

If not, don’t worry. I can cum over and over again. So, if I happen to blow without you, you don’t have to worry that I’ll leave you hanging. This trailer park whore would be more than happy to rub her pussy over and over again until you’re ready to shoot your load. I bet you’re going to get really turned on by the things I did today. Are you ready to hear what kinds of things I did with those horny truckers and their friends? I hope you can stomach some of the sick things I like to do with cum.

Dumpster Diving Dick Down

Trailer trash whore

 

You can always count on a trailer trash whore to take your cock in all of her horny holes anytime, anywhere.  I would never be the profiteering prostitute I am today if I turned down every trick who wanted to pound my pooper in the privacy of a port-o-john or torture my tonsils with his tool behind a trash pile.  An enterprising pussy slinger like me has to be willing to give up her gash for cash wherever she is, cum catching doesn’t always happen in the comfort of a motel bed or backseat of a sedan.  Hell, you should feel really lucky when it does!

There’s a can collector who travels along the highway in front of my trailer park, walking up and down the road picking up every discarded pop container he finds.  I’m not sure, but I think he only does it purely to pay for pussy because we have an ongoing date every Tuesday behind the dumpsters here at the court and he always pays in small bills and change.  I don’t mind, money is money.  As long as he has American currency he can always get a piece of my professional pussy.

I found him one day when he was dumpster diving here and he’s been making me take his dirty dick ever since.  He can’t be too dumb, he’s smart enough to have figured out that the garbage truck comes to collect on Wednesdays so he has all kinds of rubbish to pick through to find the soiled sources of his income.  He’s usually already there, covered in greasy grime and gross garbage water, when I take my last bags out for the week.

He’s systematic; I give him my garbage, he sifts through it a bit then hops out of the sludge and makes me suck his stinky, sweaty man meat to get him going.  Once he’s real good and hard he props me up on the dumpster, lifting me with his big arms under each of my knees, and pulverizes my pussy as I’m pressed up against the foul smelling waste bin.  When he’s had enough of my creamy claptrap, he throws me down onto the piles of putrid bags and all the trash that has busted out of them, then shoves his grisly bone deep into my butthole.  He rams into me hard and heavy, trying to rip me open with his pole just like all of the other useless sacks of shit on the ground.  

He must make a lot just going around picking up cans and discarded valuables, getting into all of my funholes isn’t cheap.  I can count on his cool, tiny denominational dick pay every week, like clockwork.  It’s a little hard to carry all of those coins to the bank but it’s pretty easy for a skanky trailer trash whore like me to collect them.

 

A Lot Full of Sluts

lot lizard sexIt’s Friday and you know what that means, don’t ya baby? It’s time to head down to the truck stop for some really raunchy lot lizard sex. All of those sexy truckers know that when I show up, things are about to get lit. This cunt could solve all the world’s problems. If all the dudes in the world would just fuck me now and then, there would be no war. I’m pretty fuckin’ sure about that. One fuckin’ dude told me once that he heard angels sing when he slid his cock inside me for the first time. Don’t you want some of that pussy, baby?

If you think about it, I’m really helping keep this entire country supplied with goods. Truckers are kept happy, and they get to where they’re going and have increased productivity. I’ve seen it happen time and time again. Just think about what I could do for you! Call me and ask me what I’d do to you or ask me to tell you all of the naughty things I’ve done down at the truck stop. Either way, you’re going to love what I’ve got to say, and I promise your dick will be happy.

Puke Princess

Extreme Phone Sex

I have all kinds of calls as a phone sex cum slut but more recently I’ve been asked to puke up all my food while my guy listens to me vomit! I won’t lie the first time I did it I was a little thrown off, seeing my puke and feeling it cum up my throat but the more I stuck my finger down my face fuck hole, the more I started liking it. My nickname is now puke princess because I can vomit on command! Lots of guys cum from just hearing my wretch over the toilet as I throw up my last meal for their pleasure. If you love to hear a girl toss her cookies, call me! I’ll make it so fucking hot for you as I purge and play with my cunt all over the phone.

It’s Wednesday, Time To Get Wet!

Pissing sex stories

 

If you want to have the best pissing sex stories then you have to be willing to get wet and dirty.  Someone says they want to pee on me, I don’t even think twice about it.  For the right price you can do whatever you want to me.  Soak me in wizz, coat me in crap, pour gallons of my own puke over my head, I really don’t give a fuck.  If you got the money, honey, I got the chyme…  Or pee or poop or whatever.

I have a weekly paid pissing date with the owner of a local diner.  Every Wednesday is Wet Wednesday for Dex over at the Dirty Bird.  He can’t even open for business until he’s been sloshed with so much golden goodness that it saturates his skin, soaking in and leaving him ammonia scented for all of his customers and staff to smell.  That’s how he likes it.  We shower each other with so much urine that he has to put plastic everywhere before we start like he’s preparing a kill room, or something.  We keep pumping each other full of water and booze so we’re certain to be treading ankle deep through a room sized puddle before all is said and done.  Sometimes we don’t even fuck, just jack off together using each other’s peepee for lube.

He truly loves every yellow tinted drop of piss that he has ever had the pleasure of coming into contact with.  His, mine, yours, he doesn’t care.  As long as he gets to enjoy it, he’s happy.  I don’t know if he ever serves any of it up to his customers, but I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.  Hell, if he’s giving them any of the results of my magnificent micturition, he oughta charge more!

 

Trailer Trash Cum Slut

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Last night was another wild time for me. I mean, pretty much every night is wild, but I’m talking next level kinky. We had an ass fucking assembly line going on down at the trailer park. We started out indoors, but by the time we’d been at it for a few hours, we had to move outside so we had room to line everyone up. See, down at the trailer park we don’t give a fuck about gender, sexuality, or any of that nonsense. If you’ve got a warm hole that needs fucking, it gets fucked by someone. Most of the time, way more than just by one person.

That’s what happened last night. When the night began, it was just me and a couple of guys who I’d lost my ass (literally) to in a poker game. But then one of the guys who was waiting to fuck me started ass fucking another guy who was there. Hey, when you’re horny, you sometimes need it right now. Waiting just isn’t something you have the luxury of doing. Then our little group sex adventure turned into that assembly line I told you about earlier. Do you want to hear more about what happened? You know how to reach me.

Toilet Sex Cum Slut

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I have to admit to you that as much as I love toilet sex now, the first time I was involved, it was by accident. I was riding this guy and I told him I needed to fucking stop and go take a piss, and he grabbed my hips, held me down, and told me to pee on him. I wasn’t quite as freaky then, so I said no at first, but then it went on for so long that I couldn’t hold it anymore and just let it go. It was wet, warm, and it must have excited him a lot because he shot his load immediately.

Now, don’t get me wrong – I do love peeing on guys and using them as my personal toilet. But I would be lying if I said I loved it more than when guys use me their own human toilet. Having them piss all over me before I start sucking cock turns me on beyond belief. And of course, if I’m a good slut and make them cum in my mouth, sometimes they let me drink that second stream of golden nectar. Do you have toilet fantasies? A girl can only hope.