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Shit, piss and cum in my pie hole

I am a sucker for having someone shit in my mouth while I am being fucked really hard and fast. I love pulling my pussy lips wide open and having a nice stream of hot musty piss fill my pussy hole like the toilet I wish it was. I want my pussy to wreak of old sex, pissy vinegar smells and the stench of shit in my throat as I scream in delight. I want my ass hole to spout runny ass diarrheaScat phone sex Aurora as I shake my ass up and down trying to get every last ounce on the floor just  so I can lick it up and shove it down the back of my throat. I can rinse it down with a hot warm shot of chunky cum and some ammonia piss to clear my nostrils.  I want to take some shit and shove it inside my gaping pussy and be double stuffed, then I want those dicks rammed into the back of my throat, make me taste shit cum and piss as a triple shot for my dessert tonight.

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pissing sex storiesDo you like pissing sex stories? I am a dirty woman. I have led a colorful life. No doubt I have done things most women would never consider doing. I wouldn’t have it any other way actually. So when my teen son brought home a boy who I caught spying on me in the bathroom, I decided to have some fun with him. I have been around the block a few times. I know what boys enjoy by their behavior. This boy was fascinated by me peeing. It had less to do with me being a sexy MILF and more with him being a budding toilet slave. A woman can never have too many of those around. I thought about how to bring his toilet slave side to the forefront. I went into the gym room, got a pitcher, called in the boys and did squats over the pitcher while pissing into it. My son was not shocked, he enjoys water sports sex. My son pulled his cock out to stroke. His friend followed suit until I beckoned him over.  He crawled over like a hungry dog. He started to lap at my pee stream. Oh yeah, most definitely a toilet slave. I sprayed him with my special champagne as he basked in the joy of tasting my warm hot piss. My son likes to watch me pee, even likes to pee on me, but he has yet to drink my piss. That all changed. Maybe it was jealousy? I don’t know, but I enjoyed the fact that I had two teen boys kneeling beneath me to drink my golden nectar like slave boys. Felt good to be the piss queen. My daughter brought me a big glass of lemonade and joined me in the fun. We pissed on those boys for hours. Are you jealous? I will let you listen to me pee on a call if you are into that sort of thing too!

Golden Shower Sex

Golden Showers Sex CarrieI fucking love when a guy wants me to give him a golden shower, it’s one of my favorite dirty things to do! My urine is so warm and delicious, men love to drink it up while I pee on them! One of my fuck buddies is a little loser bitch with a huge fucking cock and he loves it when I take control of him and douse him with a yummy golden shower. He’s a real nasty mother fucker but I love it! I showed up to his house butt naked and a bladder full of liquid ready for him to devour me! He loves laying on the floor of his huge shower while I step on his cock and chest and give him a foot job with my pretty little feet! It doesn’t take much to make his big cock throbbing for me! Right as hes about to cum his huge load of dick juice, I squat over him and pee on him from head to toe! I know how to properly maneuver my pussy so that i’m able to hit every angle of his body while I give him the best golden shower of his life! I make sure to have a cup next to me as well because I always love to save some extra for him to drink after i’m done soaking his entire existence. It turns me on so fucking much to piss on such a submissive man! Drink up!

Scat phone sex whore Aurora wants a ShitPie

Fuck, I just got off work from had to take a massive shit. I felt the relief of it coming out my asshole and I smelled the stench of my own shit and then for some reason I had the urge to want to eat some shit. I really wish I had some one right now to feed me a big greasy ass turd that I could swallow after they just had a greasy meal at a truck stop. You would not need any toilet paper, I will lick your ass hole clean inside and out. While we are at it why don’t you give me something to drink too! I would love to have some warm piss running down the back of my throat. I love the musty stench from a nasty pair of balls in my face and a dirty dick just spraying me down with his urine. He and I both know that I am a dirty fucking whore and I love it.  I do  not know why but just taking that massive dookie made me really horny and now I need to go find some one to give me the dirty treatment I am craving right now! I need a big old shit pie, cause I am hungry.

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Lets get fuckin nasty!

trashy milfDon’t you just love latex? It’s so slippery when you piss on it, you can slide all around the room if you want to! Personally, I love wearing it and then getting on my knees so that all the men in the group can surround me and cover me in their hot piss. I love rubbing it all over myself and feeling it drip down under my clothes or greedily drinking it all up, what can I say? Piss turns me the fuck on! Use me, make me your nasty trashy milf, your dirty little cocksucking toilet whore, I’ll do anything! I like it nasty and filthy and I am willing to do a whole lot more than most whores will. Just wait, you’ll see that I am the nastiest whore you’ve ever met!

Losing my Oktoberfest virginity

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Today Oktoberfest starts in Germany! I remember my first Oktoberfest! High school guys drinking tons of beer, getting shit faced and then I show up. Not even close to the same age as them and those guys were more than happy to share their beer and much more with me. They started feeding me beer, making me chug one big mug of beer right after each other. I had no idea what beer tasted like or what it was supposed to taste like but I loved it and wanted more. Finally they were laughing so hard one guy asked me if I wanted it straight from the tap. I had no idea what that ment so I said yes. He told me to close my eyes and being the nieve little slut I was I did as I was told. Closed my eyes, then they told me to open my mouth and to start sucking on the tip of the nosel. As soon as I started sucking the warm wet beer started to flow into my mouth. It was so fucking good. They told me to open my eyes and that is when I tried to move. They started to hold me down as each one of them took turns pissing in my mouth and then throat fucking me! Ever since then I have been a dirty toilet whore who LOVES Oktoberfest!

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druggy pornHad an awesome fucking party last night (Or, I think it was last night?) I was the entertainment, these guys cut up rails n snorted them off of my ass, over top of my pussy, and took blows off my nipple. We all got spun as fuck and they destroyed every hole I had. I couldn’t tell where one dick ended and another one began! I was covered in cum, sweat, piss, and I don’t know what all else, before it was all over. They shoved an 8 ball of dope up my ass and used their cocks to fuck it till it exploded in my gaping asshole and hit me like a freight train.

I love being a dirty little cum whore. That’s all my fuck holes are for, to receive your cum, drink your piss, face fuck me while you choke the life out of me. Cum on my turning purple face, baby. I fucking love it! Invite all your friends over and tell me to milk their cocks. Have me stick my tongue up your asses, fart in my face, I don’t fucking care. Cause I’m your personal cum dumpster fucking whore, and that’s all I wanna be! I know the prudes back home are just great for cooking, cleaning, and being nasty nagging cunts, but my job is to give you everything those bitches won’t.

Cum tell me your nastiest fantasy, baby, and we’ll make it happen.

Fukk you soon, baby!

“Maid” for eating shit

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I decided that I needed a second job so I took a position at a local No-tel Motel as a maid. I figured I might make a little extra on the side. I was hard at work scrubbing the bathroom when I heard the door open. I felt someone watching me and I looked up. You were standing there rubbing your cock through your jeans. “Mmmm mmmm, I do love to see a woman down on her knees.” I laughed, looking at the unimpressive dick you were holding. I continued working, ignoring you. “I’m really turned on by maids.” “And I’m really turned on by money and I’m trying to work.” I responded. “You forgot to clean something.” you continued to taunt me. You bent over right in front of my face showing me your dirty asshole.  I couldn’t resist that tight puckered hole. I lapped it slowly with my tongue, cleaning out the dark crevasses and delving deeply. Hearing you moan, I licked faster, reaching for your cock so I could stroke you. It didn’t take long before you blew a load all over my clean bathroom floor. You grinned at me. “Better clean up that mess, too.” My head dropped and I began to lap the creamy mess from the tile floor. There are such perks to being a maid.

Dirty Phone Sex Whore Loves Piss

Ever get into some good old filthy fucking fun? Maybe you need some dirty phone sex with some warm wet pissing hotness. To me there is no hotter sex than having some warm streams of piss showering down on me. I want to be drenched in urine and fucked like the filthy whore I am.

In turn I would love to sit on your face and let my hot golden nectar pour into your mouth and over your face. Drink my piss as I blow your raging hard cock with the skills that gave me my stage name BJ.

Come fuck my cunt and make me squirt my hot stripper sex juice all over that nice fat cock of yours. I’m a filthy fucking used up stripper junkie that gets so fucking horny when I get high and anything goes with me.

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Pissing sexThere is something very erotic about pissing sex. Whether it is doing the pissing or receiving, that warm yellow liquid just makes things so much hotter. I love it when you want me to piss on you. The feeling of letting loose a stream of urine around a cock in indescribable. When your pussy is sloppy and wet during pissing sex everything moves and glides so well. Even the smells during  pissing sex turn me on. The smell is loud and pungent. Mixing the smells of urine and sex is amazingly sexy.

Put the cock of yours right here on my pussy, baby. Aim a big stream of that golden nectar at my clit. The feeling is unreal. Hold a little and let loose inside me. Let that urine flow deep inside my pussy. It is so warm and sexy. You know what I want next, don’t you? I want to bend over right here and spread my ass cheeks for you. Put that dick in me and give me a piss enema. Oh yeah baby, make me come from your piss.