Category: Drunk sex porn

Drunk phone sex one tequila, two tequila, three strip.

          Drunk phone sex one tequila, two tequila, three strip. That is about the sum of it. Tequila makes my clothes fall off. Well, to be fair it also makes me nasty mean. Like barroom brawl. Going down the rabbit hole, just like Alice did but me, it’s at the bottom of the tequila bottle.

          Watch me eat the worm and right after I will be naked as jaybird, running around wanting to fuck and get dirty nasty. Oops did you just bring out a little coke. Slide down onto my knees, lets pull out your cock and I will take that line right off your cock. Next, I will suck you hard until you jizz on my face. Drunk phone sex

          After all Drunk girl fucking is the next logical step. Climb right on top of your cock. Fuck you like a bunny fucks. Hard and fast. Not a one or two pump chump but now you know that this drunk girl does like to have phone sex at the same time.

          The saying really one tequila, two tequila, three strip. To be sure, it normally takes a lot more for me to be drunk but alas it is a beginning.

Blonde Fucking Whore Beverly Filled Her Trailer and Her Pussy with Teen Cock

blonde fuckingThis blonde fucking whore entertained a bunch of teenagers in her trailer last night. And I mean a bunch. I think all the trailer park teenagers came over to party with me last night. And they brought friends too. My trailer felt like a packed night club. Wall to wall bodies. But wall to wall teen boy bodies. I seemed to be the only girl at my party.

I let teen boys drink. They will party anyway. I know I did. So, I let them party with me. No one needs to drive when they live close by. And the friends that drove, well they could spend the night with me or the friend they came with to the party. As much as I wanted every teen boy to stay the night, simply too many people in my trailer for everyone to sleep over. So, after our drunk sex porn many boys left. They nutted inside one of my holes and went back home.

One Blonde Whore Took on an Army of Teen Boys

But about ten boys spent the night with me. And we continued to party and fuck. Teen boys can keep up with a cougar.  Well, most can. However, I wore a few boys out last night. Left cunt burns on their cocks from all that rabbit fucking. I think I out fucked an army of teenage boys last night. Although the boys who partied with this blonde cougar last night, woke up hungover, I did not. A lot of cum and some coke erases the effects of heavy drinking for me.

Although I thought about giving them some coke and a few licks of my cum filled cunt, I decided not to share my coke. Not that I have any problem with teen boys doing lines off my tits. I fuck a lot of truckers to get my stash. I did not want to share it. But I did share my pussy. We fucked some more before the last ten boys went back home too. What a night.

Drunk girl fucking it’s time to have a party.

Drunk girl fucking           Drunk girl fucking it’s time to have a party. Let’s all have a party. Who has the red solo cups. Fill you up. Fill me up. I will dress like a red solo cup. Think you can get this girl drunk enough at the same time you are fucking me hard fast and deep.

          Come and give it a shot. Promise you as your slam your cock in deep into any one of my holes I will be pouring another shot down my throat. Around a cock if so needed. I always wondered, and we should try it out. When you are drunk you ever piss out the alcohol. In fact, this drunk girl has been given urine tests, so I will be drunk you can fill me up with drink piss too.

          Oh My God! That is the answer we will do some porn videos while drunk. Drunk sex porn is so the next hit. I mean shots all around, bottles being used for anal fucking. On you and me at the same time. Pouring alcohol in that way goes straight to the blood stream.

          Getting us even drunker. Come and give it a shot. You know you will not be disappointed by it. Not in the least. You get to be the star of the porn right alongside of me. Your lucky in drunk girl getting fucked. It’s time to have a party.

          Red solo cup you fill me up. Do it for me now.

Blonde Phone Sex Babes Can Drink Like They Are Irish

blonde phone sexBlonde phone sex babes are not typically Irish. I know I am a mutt. But on St. Patrick’s Day, we all become Irish. My daughter and I hit some dive bars on Monday. We wore green and drank Guiness beer and Jameson whisky. I am more of a pot and coke girl. So, I do not handle my booze well. Made a spectacle of my myself Monday, but that is nothing new. I do that often. At my age, I no longer give a fuck.

The third bar we went to appeared packed and wild. A small dive bar off the beach a few blocks. Mostly men in the place. So, my daughter and I stood out. Every man in that place wanted to buy this trailer trash whore a beer. And my daughter too. I never pass up anything free. We drank some more beer. But we had already consumed a lot.

Mother and Daughter Drunk Sluts

After the third round at the third bar my daughter and I started dirty dancing with each other. We tried to get the guys to dance with us, but they wanted to watch. So, we hopped up on the pool table and began making out. Before long we ditched our clothes and started scissoring our cunts. No one realized we were mother and daughter, except the two studs we brought home.

We made a lot of men horny with our impromptu drunk sex porn. Men pulled out their cocks and masturbated to us eating and fingering each other’s cunts on the pool table. So, when the bar closed, we were the last girls standing. But we were blitzed and more like staggering, LOL. Two young studs drove us home. And we rewarded their niceness.

Women can still fuck drunk. We never get drunk dick. However, those two studs did not drink enough to affect their equipment. So, on my trailer living room floor we fucked two random men from a dive bar. And we did it side by side all night. We woke up and the men were gone. But we were covered in jizz. Plus, we had rug burns on our knees and elbows. And major hangovers. But what a fun night.

Shots shots shots! Let’s get drunky and sucky

Drunk phone sex

It’s been one of those days and all I wanna do is fuck and drink, white trash style. Cum join me in my trailer for some good ol juicy, nasty, raw and rowdy fun.

Shove that shot glass in my bent over tight white ass and fill her up, throw me up and guzzle it down, fuck yeah! And while you’re down there, with all that vodka in your mouth, lick, suck, and let me sit on your face. Mmmmm,  I’m gonna grind, rub, and thrust my mouth watering, luscious, dainty, tiny twat all over your mouth, nose and tongue till you can barely breathe, sickle on my bell baby, breathe my succulent, delicious snatch smell.

Let me poor another shot in your mouth down there while you pinch my clit, rub my oozing, white creamie pussy while you swallow it down. Real red neck style of taking shots. My tasty, yummy, sweet twinkie creampie cum goes down good with all that alcohol.

Top it off with a twisted titty shot while I squeeze my hot, pierced, perky jugs together. Getting you completely shit faced fucked up, blacked out, violated, naked, drunk, yeee haw mother fucker!

Druggy porn whore shoots me up, make me snort it.

Druggy porn

          Druggy porn whore shoots me up, make me snort it. This whore will do anything for her drugs. Be the star in a porn. No problem.  It must be remembered I am a porn star whore and will do anything for the next blow up my nose. Give me the candy.

          Now, to say the least there isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for some more rock. Ever see a porn star getting high at the same time as getting fucked. Well, sit down over there and watch this drugged up porn star get high and whored out at the same time make you some money in the nasty porn flick you can imagine.

           This is one fetish you will need to get behind. Everyone wants to see a drugged out whore get fisted in the ass at the same time as the hoochie coochie is getting railed.

          Adding in that another cock will be pissing down the throat of this whore. Where does the porn start and stop. No one knows as long as you have my next hit just waiting for me will go all night.

          May the Luck of the Irish be with you tonight to get this filthy whore while I am both drugged and drunk making all new porn.

Druggy phone sex fine me for the nasty deeds.

 Druggy phone sex         Druggy phone sex fine me for the nasty deeds. I will strip that uniform off and fuck you copper all to see if I get out of the ticket. Jail me and give me a cellblock sister to get nasty with. I will be high as a kite. Fly me to the moon and fuck me in the ass. For this anal fucking lover will do all the roleplays you have in store for me.

          After all, the beginning is always best when you are already high and so am I. Suddenly, we are in all new territory as you are pulling me over, yanking me out of the vehicle. Giving me a sobriety test. What are you thinking? Drunk girl fucking while totally high with my copper.

          That is right, going to be the nasty and super naughty roleplay of the evening. Drunk, high, and you get to play the cop. Going to use the baton on me. Even kinkier would be the taser. What do you say, just how nasty you can be.

          How low can you go? In summary, the roleplay is indeed dirty and nasty. It will be hot and sexy, and willing to bet you would love to use that baton on my ass. Shove it up there at the same time you are fucking me. As I said, how low can you go.

Let’s do this.

Cum eating phone sex and a dirty Puerto Rican hooker.

Cum eating phone sex           Cum eating phone sex and a dirty Puerto Rican hooker. Now, I do mean the drink. How many cum filled shot glasses and dirty Puerto Rican hookers can we down. Going to see how drunk I can get. Join me for a dirty one. Put some cum on top.

            Down the hatch. Now, you don’t want to forget to tap and salute.  After all, it brings that cum to a head. Smooth all the way down the throat. Slam it down, take another. Every shot you get a little more cum out. Tap the cock on the shot, drip it in.

            Next, the dirty hooker shall we make it bloody? That is to say- tabasco sauce or the real thing. Alas, the drunker I get the nastier the sex will be. As soon as I drain your balls of cum will move onto the next one.

            Shot, shot, shot, tap and down. Guzzling the cum down the throat. Right alongside the shot. Line them up, slam them down. Tap, tap, tap, down the hatch. Keep filling them up. Watch me knock them down. I am the Drunk girl fucking anything with a cock. As shown above there are ways to get even more cum to cum out to play.

            A ball for fun. Come and watch me eat the cum all of it. Downing the shots one by one. Until I am drunk and fucking everything with a dick.

Stripper’s Slutty Shower: A Filthy Encounter

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Yo, horny bastards! It’s ya girl, ready to spill the filth on a steamy shower session. Get your minds out of the gutters and into my wild ass night.

I’m a stripper, soaked and slippery, my body glistening under the shower’s spray. My curves are on full display, begging to be touched, kissed, and fucked. And there you are, a hard-dicked stud, entering the scene.I beckon you with a sly grin, my eyes daring you to join me. The steam rises, and so does your desire as you step into the shower, your dick harder than granite. I go down, taking your length deep, my throat working its magic.Then, I bend over, presenting my dripping pussy and tight ass. You pound into me, the sounds of our pleasure echoing off the tiles. My holes are yours to fill, and fill them you do, like the champ you are.

This ain’t no soap opera, folks. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s fucking incredible. So, you sexy beasts, you know what to do. Get your asses over here and let’s make some waves!

Bartender, I really did it this time as a drunk girl fucking…

Drunk Girl Fucking

For the record, drunk pussy is better than sober pussy. Reason is because I know I can take big ass dicks in any hole I have. Kinda of a talent, not gonna lie. Especially when I’m the drunk girl fucking ya.

Like, getting an enema of alcohol to start the night out is always fun. Keeping it in as long as I can before expelling it. Feeling that nice buzz getting going. Probably the best way to clean out to as you gotta do it anyways. Two birds one stone kind of deal.

But also, keep on drinking while getting nice and sloppy. Give everyone a show while I’m at it. Be that one girl who becomes smashed and just starts to suck off any guy she can. Or just throw my puss around and see how many dudes I can take at one time.

Either way, it’s blissful. Keeps my cunt nice and at the ready.