As always, I can’t decide what I want to do tonight. When a super skank like me has to choose between smoking meth and 69’ing with the liquor store manager or snorting snowy rails and getting spit roasted by the guys at the gas station, well let’s just say it’s a real “Sophie’s Choice” type situation when you’re living the slut life. Who am I kidding, of course I’m going to do both! Once I’m all jacked up on dick and drugs I’m going to want more, I always do. Maybe I’ll go over to my cousin’s house with some oxy’s and a bottle of gin and wait for her to pass out so I can make her husband clean my cum ridden cunt with his mouth before blowing out my butthole with his beer can of a cock. I’ll have to make sure he stays away from the pills. I could go hang out with the bums under the bridge, downtown. They never have any good drugs but there’s plenty of booze plus they’ll run a ragtag train on me that I’ll never forget. I guess I was wrong, I know exactly what I’m going to do tonight!
Category: Drunk phone sex
Dirty Phone Sex Caroline
Drunk Girl Fucking in the Morning
Drunk girl fucking? That is me just about every day. My breakfast of champions includes a PBR, a line of coke and a mouthful of cum. I am cranky if I do not get all three. Trust me, I need all three like most folks need air. This morning, I cracked opened a PBR, did a line of cocaine and sat on my couch naked waiting for some schoolboys to come into my trailer. My trailer is right in front of the school bus stop. A teen boy and his younger brother were happy to play with me. I needed their young cocks. The cocaine had already kicked in and I was wicked horny. Coke goes straight to my clit. And because I never want a beer gut and I will never give up beer, I fuck it off. Those two boys were virgins. They had heard the rumors though about the old trailer trash whore who likes to fuck. They wanted to know if I could help them. They were in the right place. I let those schoolboy brothers tag team me. Hot damn, for their ages, their cocks were more than ample to please me. I needed their big cocks. I let them each have a hole, but I needed more. I fucked them dry then opened the trailer door so all the boys could gang bang me. I do love a gangbang first thing in the morning. Those boys made me feel so fucking good. I entertained about 12 boys in all three holes for a good 45 minutes. I think they come to the bus stop early just so they can fuck this cougar. I do not know what I would do if I had to start a morning without beer, coke and cock. Let’s just hope I never have to find out!
I Put the Trash in White Trash Phone Sex
No one puts the trash in white trash phone sex like me. I was partying hard last night. I was on a three-day bender. I did so much coke I could not sleep, and I could not cum. Do you know how frustrating it is not to be able to cum? I am sure some of my party dudes can relate. You get too high or too drunk and your body betrays your mind. I needed to cum. I was never going to sleep if I could not cum. I came home with a pussy full of cum and a swollen clit. I dug out my sex machine. It had cobwebs and dust. I prefer cock to sex toys. I bought the sex machine at the beginning of the pandemic because I had no clue how long I might have to go with out dick. Turns out a trashy milf does not need to go with cock. Not during in a pandemic. Not during a hurricane. Not ever. I did my best to dust it off and finally get my money’s worth. I took some Molly because it’s a sex drug. I had a little bit of everything in me. I was full of cum too, so I did not need any lube. A few minutes in my cum filled pussy and I was squirting everywhere. I was flinging dudes’ cum on my walls. Probably not the worst thing to ever touch my walls. Finally, I got some relief. I needed it too. I could feel the lack of sleep affecting me, but I needed a hard cum to crash. Can you relate? Something about a hardcore cum helps me sleep. Not saying it won’t happen again that I end up on a binder. Just now I am prepared. I know I can dust off the sex machine anytime I cannot sleep or cum again.
Druggy Huggy
I think we both know I’m high as a fucking kite and I can’t think straight, but my pussy is throbbing so I know I need some cock. Well I was fucked up beyond all belief, strolling between the cabs in five in stiletto heels, a pair of fishnets which were torn to shreds, a micro skirt, a tiny thong that was two sizes too small, and a tiny little crop top that did nothing to cover my massive dugs. I bumped into a trucker, and tried to grab his cock but somehow ended up hugging him instead. He looked confused until I whispered “Druggy huggy!” And dropped to my knees right on the macadam. His eyes went wide as I pulled his throbbing cock from his jeans, and slid that meat monster down my throat! I swallowed his cock, his load, and the vodka he started force feeding me. It was going to be a long, hard night.
Druggy phone sex with a nasty whore
I know that druggy phone sex isn’t for everyone, but oh my god, when I get to experience it with a dirty man, it makes me so fucking aroused. I love to have my ass cheeks stretched and spread open while I am high as fuck. I want you to fuck me and make your little fuck slut forever. Start me off by jerking and sucking off all your friends. Go ahead and boast all about your new dirty girlfriend.
I’m all yours, and when I get a hit of crack, my pussy begins to erupt. My wet cunt needs a big pipe in it, and I beg for my ass and pussy to get demolished. I need that nut inside me. It fills me up and makes me feel complete.
Fucking Wasted Pussy
I get off on getting shit face drunk, or white girl wasted if you will, and coaxing total strangers to take me home with them! Something about waking up in a strange place, having to gather all my things after a crazy night of fucking I barely remember, and stumble my way home really makes my slutty party girl pussy so wet. I’m a real cream pie addict. Just this weekend, I stayed extra late at one of my favorite bars until there were only a few sexy studs still hanging around. I was dressed to undress if you know what I mean. I could tell how desperate each of these men were to get their cocks wet inside some tight hot cunny. As last call rounded I decided to get up on the bar and give these horny bastards a little strip tease. They came like flies to honey, ripping my clothes off of me; key the undressing part. They forced me down off of the bar top and onto my knees before pulling out and stroking their throbbing, needy cocks. I sat there like a good little slut while they whacked off all around my face. One by one they took their turns throat fucking me and making me swallow their entire cock while the rest of them molested my body. I don’t remember which one ended up taking me home since I started doing lines off of their dicks, but I woke up in some bastard’s bed coated in his sticky cum.