Category: Drunk phone sex

Drunk Sex Porn with Frat Boys

drunk sex pornThis is what I look like after drunk sex porn. I look like a hot mess, emphasis on hot, LOL. I am more of a coke and weed girl than booze, but I was partying with college boys last night. Rich boys. Trust fund brats who pooled their resources to hire a hot milf for a closed party. The college is in session, but there are no parties. Isn’t that part of the college experience? A few frat houses have been shut down for violating social distancing orders from the dean. I get it. You got to keep folks safe. But college boys need to party and fuck too. I was the only female there. The doors were closed. No university folks would suspect a thing. And if some one saw me coming or going, well I was just checking on my son. Who would guess that a sexy albeit trashy milf was the entertainment at a frat party? I was doing shots with the boys. Lots of mixed shots too. Yager, Jack, Patron and some mixed body shots. I am a sloppy drunk, but that is what they wanted. I was on top of their bar dirty dancing. I encouraged them to pull out their cocks and spray me. Cum shots were coming from every direction. That was just the warmup. I blew cocks. I swallowed loads. I let frat boys run a train on me. I never puked though. I am a hot mess, emphasis on the hot when drinking. I came home smelling like a mix between a porn star and bartender. I reeked of cum and booze. That scent makes my brood horny. No time for a shower when my husband and our boys pounced on me. This dirty mommy is never too worn out or too fucked up to keep the party going.

Drunk Girl Fucking Is Easy

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One of the best things about a drunk girl fucking you is that you really do get to be in charge. If other girls are anything like me, they will just be way too wasted to give you any input into what you’re doing. She will just have her legs spread for you, begging you to fuck her. You can fuck her in any hole and in any position and she’ll be totally cool with it. I mean, what more could you ask for, really? You’re in charge of her body and that’s the way you want it, right? Yeah, I thought so.

So just go ahead and fill up her drink over and over again. She’ll think you’re just being nice, but really you want to be able to take advantage of her. If you get her drunk enough, she will pass out and it won’t matter if she told you earlier in the evening that she wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last man on earth. Once she’s out cold, she won’t have any idea that she’s even been fucked. But if she does figure it out, she won’t know it was you. Call me with your drunk girl fantasies now and we’ll make them a reality!

Drunk Phone Sex: I Spill My Secrets

drunk phone sexI got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin.  Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin.  Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.

Big Dick Sucker and Proud

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I’m pretty well known on the lot lizard scene in my town for being a big dick sucker. Cocks that choke other whores slide right down my throat very easily. I guess it helps that I have been sucking cock for a really long time – probably even before I should have been. But I LOVE being a dirty whore and getting down on my knees to suck that trucker cock. I mean, they’ve been on the road for a while and need some relief. I’m very happy to be the one to provide it for them. Some truckers tell me they drive a little bit out of their way just to make sure they can get a blow job from me.

I love looking up and seeing a line of men waiting on me to suck them off. It turns me on so much and I always have to put my fingers in my cunt while I’m sucking those big cocks. Do you want to hear what it’s like for me on one of those nights? Do you want to hear about the way I would suck your fat cock and make you cum? Just call me and use me just like everyone else does. I love it.

Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fuckingWhen you are a blonde fucking whore, every man loves you and every woman hates you. Truth.  I have a hard time staying away from nice cock, even when it is married to a friend. I love to fuck. And men love to fuck me. I was at my friend’s anniversary party. They have been married 25 years. I did not last 2 years as a wife. In my defense, I did not hit on my friend’s husband at their anniversary party. I just did not stop him when he hit on me. We were both drunk. He corned me in the bathroom, pulled out a cock I was not expecting, and I did what I do. I showed off my whore skills. I let him finger bang me. I sat on the edge of the sink with my legs spread and he shoved damn near every finger up my cunt. Felt pretty amazing too. I was squirting. He told me he always wanted to fuck me, but he thought I only did black guys. I laughed because my friend told us a bunch of lies to keep us apart. I mean a woman should not have to go through such lengths to keep her friend and her husband from fucking. But I am not most friends. I am a trailer trash whore who cannot say no to a big cock. My friend told me her husband for 25 years had a small cock and was a lousy lay. That is because she knows I am a size queen. I figured he was a good provider if she stayed with him this long. I know it was wrong to fuck him, especially on their 25th wedding anniversary but damn, his cock was huge, and he made me cum so hard. I rarely fuck men my age, but he was not like men my age. He has no dick issues and he is not out chasing pussy half his age either. When it came time to sing Happy Anniversary and help blow out a cake, I had my friend’s husband’s cum running down my leg. I may have a lost a friend, but I gained a big dicked lover.

Come Play With a Cum Dumpster!

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Do you want to hear about the time I was turned into a cum dumpster at the office holiday party? I hope so, because I’m in the mood to tell you all about it. See, I’d been fucking the boss for a while and I was getting kind of bored with just him. So I told him that if he wanted to keep fucking me, he would not cause a scene when I stood up in the middle of the party and offered my mouth, pussy, and asshole to anyone at the party who wanted a piece of me. He agreed and it made my pussy SO wet in anticipation.
So I bought new lingerie and I looked damn good in it. I excused myself from the party to go to the bathroom and when I came back, I was only wearing that lingerie, and my stockings and heels. Everyone just stopped what they were saying and doing and stared at me. That’s when I told them that they could come over and do anything and everything they wanted to do to me. And that’s why I laid down on the table and told them to come and get me. Call me for all of the nasty details. Let’s just say I went home covered and filled up with multiple loads of cum.

Getting Fucked By The Boys In Blue

Creampie SlutMy latest arrest proved to be the best get out of jail free card I’ve ever had. I love a cock, I mean a man, in uniform. He was a big, white, hairy Irish cop; Officer Seamus came nosing around the lot while I was getting my cunt loaded with cum, and my nose stuffed with snow. Of course, Sergeant Big Cock nabs me as soon as I hop from the cab.
He read me my rights, and cuffed me. “I love a man who can restrain me.”
“Considering you can’t restrain yourself.” He nearly purred in my ear as he bent me over the hood. “You have three warrants out for your arrest, Amara. How you gonna pay?”
Just like that, he had my skirt up and his cock out. He slammed into me, brutally, before yanking the cuffs so I had nowhere to go.
I felt my shoulder dislocate, but I was atop Mount Everest from the coke I’d just done. He rammed me, my pussy dripping with the cum of my johns. “Are you going to pay, or are you going to take the punishment?”
He came so hard in me, my pussy milking his fat veiny cock. Ten months later, I wasn’t shocked when my baby had a patch of red hair, and a mean look in his tiny little eye.

Drunk Girl Fucking Makes For Some Nasty Fun

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When I end up at a frat party, you can count on one thing – I’ll be the drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone there who wants a piece of me. When I’m drinking, I get so horny and I will let anyone fuck me. I will put my ankles in the air and wait for everyone who is in the line outside the bedroom has had a turn with me. I hope people want to watch it, too. I bet they’ll cheer for me and tell me what a good little whore I am. That’ll make me cum all over whatever cock happens to be inside me.
Maybe the other women there will get so fucking turned on by watching me get gang banged that they’ll wanna get fucked, too. I’d be more than happy to have another slut or two lie on the bed with me and we can just all get fucked together. It would be amazing to have a sexy woman to make out with while someone is plowing me. I’m getting so turned on just thinking about this. Get on the phone and call me now so we can get it on with each other, baby!

Cum Guzzling Slut For BBC

Your secret is out with me baby, You crave being a cum guzzling slut just like me. I’m in no way going to shame you on that. I get it, and i do get it literally. I love gobbling down a big black cock in my mouth and guzzling some semen from that BBC while I’m at it. I crave the thick loads of cum sliding down my throat. It’s hot and messy when I get a black cock bukkake facial. My big stripper tits will always get creamed on also. I know you are excited to watch me get gangbanged by that BBC and I love to make you suck them off. That’s right you get nice and close and pull a big black dick from my cunt and start sucking it. Be a slut for BBC.

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Bimbo Blonde Fucking

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It’s your lucky day if you’re looking for a blonde fucking bimbo, baby! I’m not that smart in a lot of ways but I fucking know my way around a cock. I guess it’s pretty good that I started getting my face fucked when I was pretty young. Once I got a taste of cock, I stopped studying and stuff. I mean, I didn’t have time for school when there were cocks to be fucked and sucked. I barely graduated high school and I never went to college. I’m doing just fine being the perfect blonde bimbo slut for older men out there. I take care of them, they take care of me.
Don’t get it wrong. I don’t get spoiled by all these guys. I have enough to live and have a decent life but it’s not luxury and I don’t fucking care about that. All I care about is the fact that I have at least once cock in all my holes every day. One guy might come by for a blow job. One might swing over for my hot cunt. And then the last guy is definitely gonna want to fuck my asshole. You in? Give me a call and use me.