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This Trashy MILF Loves High School Boys

trashy milfI am a trashy MILF. I make no apologies for that either. I refuse to be pigeon holed into something I am not: a respectable suburban housewife. Yes, I have a son and a daughter. Trust me. They prefer that I am a trashy MILF over a soccer mom too.  I was the fun mom. The party mom. The slutty mom. I fucked my daughter’s boyfriends. I ate the pussies of my son’s girlfriends and taught them how to suck his dick properly. I did coke with them and their school pals. We had keg parties with the high school crowd.  Although my son and daughter are grown up now, I am still a trashy MILF.  I picked up this young teen boy today on his way to the school bus. He looked like he needed some cougar action to put hair on his chest. I needed a tongue in my cunt, so it was a good pairing. A young teen boy like that knows nothing about pleasing a woman yet. He can barely please his own dick; however, they want to learn. Men my age think they know everything about women, yet some of them can’t find my clit with a GPS. My young stud listened to everything I said and applied it. I ended up squirting all over his face. He was so proud of himself too. Of course he has seen porn videos of women squirting, but he thought it was fake or they were just pissing.  I showed him that it is all real. I fucked him of course too. Let him fuck my ass because I am an anal sex whore. Plus, young boys are all curious about the ass. He fucked me pretty hard too. I gave me the porn star treatment. I screamed and moaned so loudly, I woke the dead. Told him to brag about me to his school friends. That way I get more high school action!

White Trash Phone Sex with a GangBang Whore

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex describes me well. I am the kind of woman with no limits or taboos. I am always the kind of woman who never says no to a good time. I get asked all the time what is the nastiest thing I have ever done before. That is so hard to answer because when you have no limits, nothing is too nasty for you. I have engaged in water sports. I have played in the barnyard. I fuck my son and his friends. I have fucked for drugs. I have pimped out my daughter. I have molested young boys. I have smeared peanut butter on my pussy for the four legged beasts. I have  let men shit on me. I have been a gangbang whore. I have drank gallons of cum in a day. Maybe the problem is that I have not yet done anything I think is that nasty. Today, I let a friend of mine fill my pussy up with cum after several of man’s best friends had done that first. I shit all the cum into a cup, snorted a line of coke then chugged on the cum. I love being a nasty freak. Maybe you can help me get even nastier?

Anal Cum Dumpster Cougar

anal cum dumpsterI’m such an anal cum dumpster this morning. Hell I was  just a cum dump period. Why? Because I partied my ass off like a dirty old broad last night. A bunch of boys and a bowl of coke is how I spent my Friday night. Is there any other way? Coke and cum is my drink of choice. I started with a few lines off of coke of the coffee table. Then I started doing lines of coke of my son’s cock. That led to more cokes, which led to chugging cum. Boy cum. It is the best. It really is all the protein I need in my diet. My son and I were playing solo at first, but as I was blowing him, he was texting his friends and putting pictures of me giving him head on Snap Chat so other boys would come over too. I love modern technology. I am not social media savvy, but I am dick savvy, so the fact that one picture can bring a bus load of boys for me to blow is amazing to me. Social media and apps bring the dick to me. They use to say a picture was worth a 1,000 words. Now, thanks to Snap Chat, a picture is worth a 1,000 loads of cum. I’m so grateful that the younger generation appreciates a cum dumpster cougar.

White Trash Phone Sex Blow Bang

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is all I know. I am not some high society broad. I am a dirty old cougar born and raised in a trailer park. I was drunk and high all weekend blowing all the young studs in the trailer park. They were lining up to get their knobs polished by the best cock sucker in town. My son was last in line. After I had swallowed a few gallon loads of cum, he saved the best cum for last. Nothing taste better to a dirty old cougar than her son’s cum. I have been sucking his dick since it was the size of my pinky finger. Now he has a nice 8 inch dick. But I didn’t get to guzzle his seed. He saved that for my pussy. He rode his mamma’s pussy hard. I’m not the only one that enjoys his cock either. His sister does too. She came over so we could have family time. She is a cum guzzling slut like her mama, so she nestled herself between my legs and gobbled up all the nut sauce her brother left in her mommy’s pussy. During this time he was pumping his cock back up in my mouth. He filled my ass up with cum the second time. Good thing my daughter is a dirty nasty freak like me. She buried her tongue right up my shitter like she was digging for gold. I love that she is a greedy cum whore like me. Sunday Funday indeed. I got to swallow many loads of boy cum. I got fucked by my son. My daughter ate my ass and pussy in an attempt to taste her brother’s cum. And I watched my son and daughter fuck. Family fucking is better than football any day.

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Live Phone Sex Accomplice

live phone sexLive phone sex means anything is possible. You know those soft, sometimes even loud, moans I make during our dirty calls? The sexy moaning noises you always assume are from me playing with my pussy during whatever hot call we are doing? I am not always playing with myself. No don’t worry. I am not faking the sounds. I just sometimes have a background pal helping me out. Last night my callers kept commenting on my real sounding orgasms. I don’t fake anything at my age.  If I am not playing with my own pussy on a call, someone else is doing it for me. Last night, my son was the reason I was having such realistic orgasms. Multiple ones at that. My son is very skilled in the art of cunnilingus. He should be; I taught him with help from his sister. I once was on a 3 hour call with him between my legs. A little coke on my clit, a little more up my nose, means I can go all night long and so can my boy. One of the many benefits of being a woman is this thing called multiple orgasms.  Woman can cum, then cum again. We can cum all day long, while you guys are not as fortunate.  As soon as my call was over, I came on my son’s cock many times. We fucked like animals for hours on coke. I blow him with coke on my gums and he stays hard better than a man on Viagra. He loves fucking his dirty mommy. Listening in on my phone calls while eating my pussy is just foreplay. I promise you though, this trashy MILF loves cumming way too much to fake anything on phone sex call. I will let you hear my wet cunt too.

Cum Dumpster Trailer Trash Whore

cum dumpsterCum dumpster Beverly is what the young boys in the neighborhood call me. Now, some women might be appalled by that moniker, but not me. I love cum. Fuck, I would buy it in the grocery store if they sold it in bottles or jugs like milk. Can you imagine going to the grocery store and buying a carton of boy milk?  This morning, I looked like someone spilled a gallon of boy cream on me. I was extra horny this morning if you can believe I can even get hornier than I usually am. I was sitting on my couch in front of my window naked with my trailer trash whore cunt spread so wide you could see China. I was fucking my cunt with a long neck bottle. My creamy cunt juices were flying all over the place. I was trying to get the attention of the school boys on their way to the bus stop. I sure did get their attention too. About 20 young boys came to my rescue. They saw how horny I was and decided to help me out. Such boy scouts! They stormed the trailer with their cocks out ready to play. I was in the play position too. On my knees, mouth wide open with hands stretched out. As cocks fought their way down my throat, I stroked off as many as I could. Cum was squishing between my fingers. My belly was filling up with protein.  I was coated in cum. Thick creamy boy batter was covering my MILF body head to toe. I was rubbing it in my body, licking it off my fingers and using it as lube for my fingers as I fucked my ass and cunt. I looked like a gangbang whore. Those boys left for school with smiles on their faces and I got a protein bath. Another win win morning.

My Daughter’s Cum Filled Cunt

cum filled cuntMy daughter came home last night with a cum filled cunt. It was dripping down her legs. Her hair was all matted, make up smeared on her face. She was beaming like she won the lottery. I was jealous. She looked like she got fucked by a frat house or something. I had her sit on couch with her legs spread so I could eat her creampie pussy. As she shared the details of her gang bang with her horny mother, I licked her well fucked puss clean. My daughter was down at the local truck stop looking to score some weed when a few truckers recognized her as Bev’s daughter. One of them asked her if she was a gangbang whore like her mama. She really isn’t, but when she learned she could score free drugs by saying yes, her legs flopped open and the gang bang started. My daughter wants to be like me, she just has a hard time taking monster cocks like I do up both holes. I have birthed babies and have been fucking twice as long. I assured her very few women can take as much dick as I can in a night. But, from the details she provided and from the look of her fuck holes, she gave me a run for my money last night.  She took on a caravan of black truckers. She said the smallest dick was 8 inches. I reckon she was about right because her asshole was all stretched out. Once I cleaned up her cunt, I turned my attention to her cum filled asshole. Normally, I have to put my hands on her ass checks and spread open her butt to get my tongue inside her backside. But thanks to some black truck drivers, that hole was wide open for her trashy MILF mama’s tongue. I’m so proud of my whore daughter.

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Poolside Pissing Sex

pissing sexIt is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.

Cum Dumpster Cougar

cum dumpsterDo you like a cum dumpster girl? How about a cum dumpster cougar? I was raised on cum. At least that is what I joke about because I love being covered in so much jizz I can barely see.  I had an impromptu bukkae party this morning. I was up really late last night partying. Strike of midnight and no one was around to fuck. No problem for a sexy old whore. I stripped naked, sat on my couch with my pussy spread in front of my big window. I made sure to turn on all the lights so my hot body was well illuminated. The bus stop is at the corner of my block so all the 2nd shift workers who work at the local factory come home around 12 am and walk right past my place on their way home to their trailers. I hit the jackpot last night. About 20 something swing shift workers horny as fuck. They rushed into my trailer once they saw I was open for business.  I fell to my knees in a tizzy over where to begin.  I unzipped as many pants as I could so I could get at those nice cum filled balls. I could only stroke so many at a time, but luckily the guys were so horny to turn me into a cum dumpster that they were pulling out their own cocks and stroking for me. My daughter walked in on the middle of my circle jerk and had a brilliant idea. She got out her old sit and spin toy for me. I knelt down on it and twirled around as cocks jet blasted me in the face and tits. She is so clever. Once I was coated in a gallon of man cum, my daughter helped her mommy guzzle up all that spunk. It was a real mother and daughter bonding moment.

Trashy MILF in the Suburbs

trashy milfTrashy MILF phone sex is to be expected when you call me. Do I look like a high class soccer mom who lives in a gated community? Fuck no. The funny thing is I had to drive to the suburbs today to score some coke. My dealer is house sitting for his brother who is a judge. I walked up to the house in a short jean skirt, white tube top and stiletto heels. The neighbors’ mouths were all open as if they were looking at trailer trash Barbie. I flipped them off and went inside. I am sure they thought I was some hooker the judge’s brother hired.  I pulled out my wad of money to get my 8 ball, but Levon said I wasn’t paying with cash today. I knew that meant I was paying with pussy. I love fucking Levon. He has a big black cock that feels like I am getting fucked and blow banged at the same time. I wasn’t getting Levon’s dick. I was getting his nephew’s cock.

When he introduced me to his nephew, I couldn’t believe they were related. He was a barely teen boy, bi racial (white mommy for the judge I guess) and he looked nerdy as fuck. This was no gangbanger boy. This was a future rocket scientist. He had NO game. He stuttered when he said hello. Levon thought maybe I could put some hair on his chest. I was wondering if he even had any hair on his cock. Coke is better when its free, so I stripped down and gave little Poindexter a female anatomy lesson.  I spread my old trailer trash whore twat in front of him and Levon pushed his face into my muff. Poor boy had no idea what he was doing so we switched gears and I tit fucked him. I was more than willing to fuck him. Nice cock for a young boy, but a few pumps of my boobs against his wiener and his seed was dripping off my chin. He scampered away in shame. Poor thing, I sacred him. Levon still gave me my coke even though his nephew was a virgin still. He is watching his nephew for another week, so I will get that nerdy black boy dick in my trashy whore cunt soon enough.