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Guess Who Licked My Cum Filled Cunt Clean?

cum filled cuntI had a cum filled cunt this morning. Now I don’t. Want to know how my cunt got clean this morning? It is a nasty tale. I was on a binder last night. Got drunker than a skunk. Fucked a few guys then passed out naked on my couch. I had intended to get up early to catch the boys on their way back to school for some morning fun. I just slept through the alarm. What woke me up was the sensation of a wet tongue on my pussy. I laid there for a while in a half awake state enjoying a tongue on my sloppy wet pussy. Someone was enjoying my cream pie. I assumed it was my son or my daughter. They both love my creamy cunt. Nope it was neither of them. It was Peanut our furry squatter. I slept right through his morning feeding. I guess he was hungry. I thought twice about letting him continue eating my creampie. The devil on my shoulder won out and he licked me clean. I thought to myself, every good deed deserves another. Isn’t that what they teach us when we are young? I reached my hand out to grab his red rocket. I pulled and tugged on it until I had a small dollop of cum. It was a weird consistency, but I ate it anyway. I am a cum whore, after all. It tasted weird, but a good weird. Not as good as boy cum, but a good replacement when my drunk ass passes out and misses the young horny boys on their way to school. Peanut seemed cool with what happened. I swore him to secrecy and gave him a big bone as a present. I will make sure I am up in time to catch those school boys before they get on the bus. If I miss them, I know I always have peanut for some furry friends phone sex fun.

Trashy MILF Morning Fuck

trashy MILFI’m a trashy MILF. It is the best kind to be; the only kind to be if you ask me.  You know June Cleaver never got laid, not even when she had a son called the Beaver. I don’t have that white picket fence life. I have a porn star life in a trailer park. No white picket fences. Just beer cans in the yard and daisy duke shorts on the mother. I woke up in a fog, went out on my little patio in a tank top and panties. I looked disoriented I am sure. One of the neighbor boys walked up to me and asked if I was okay. “I will be as soon as I get some cock,” I said. He had a big grin on his face as he told me he could help me out. No doubt I had a cum filled cunt still. I didn’t remember much from the night before, but I know I fucked. My pussy had the freshly fucked smell and feel. He was a young boy. He wouldn’t care if there was cream in my cunt or not. He was getting fucked. He was going to bust his nut in the neighborhood cougar. I could have had dried cum all over me and he still would have banged me. He mentioned that I felt extra wet. I chuckled, and said I must have peed a little while fucking. He shocked me when he said he wanted me to pee on him. I had no clue he was a freaky little fuck. I pissed on him. I had a full beer bladder. He pissed on me, I pissed on him. What’s the harm? Does a boy good to learn about the freaky games  people play from a hot dirty mommy like me.

Cum Guzzling Slut Poolside

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What does a cum guzzling cunt do when it’s summer? She hangs out at the community pool. I love starting my day off with boy batter in my stomach. The boys of summer are what I call the band of horn dogs who wait at the pool for me to blow them daily.  I get up, do a line, drink some black coffee, put on a bikini and high heels and take my cougar ass to the pool. The boys who usually stop by on their way to school are always waiting for me. Our pool is dinky. There is never a lifeguard. I can chug cock, tan my hot body and be a gangbang whore. No one cares. There was quiet a large bunch of boys this morning waiting for me. I took my suit off the moment I walked in. No complaints from the boys either. They followed my lead. We played around in the pool for a bit so I could see all the cocks I had to chose from. No way I could pick just one cock. I blew them all. I am a blow bang whore too. I was chugging down cum before I got on all fours. The boys knew what to do. They mounted me like dogs and pumped me full of their boy seed. I jumped in the pool, washed off and did it again.

BBC Phone Sex: I Love Black Sperm

bbc phone sexBBC phone sex is something I enjoy. I wouldn’t say I am a BBC whore. I am just a whore. Personally, I don’t care what color your dick is because I will suck it. I love having a dick in my mouth. In the middle of the night I got a cock craving that needed satisfying. My son was out partying, no one was answering my booty call texts, so I went down to the truck stop. I thought Big D might be sleeping in his truck. He never minds me blowing him anytime of the day or night. I didn’t see his truck, but T-Roy, a buddy of his was docked for the night. He saw my skanky ass walking around. He motioned me over from his truck. I teetered on over in my stripper heels. “This big dick sucker has a craving, T-Roy. Can you help a girl out,” I purred? Next thing I knew, his big black dick was in my mouth. I spit on that huge mushroom head. Lubed it up with salvia then deep throated his shaft. T-Roy has a monster cock. Big D is bigger, but T-Roy is thicker. I love a fat son of a bitch up my cunt hole.  I polished his knob good too. He just about blew the back of my head off when he exploded. So much cum in one cock. And it was all for me. I swallowed every last drop. I even licked under his sweaty balls and tongued his ass. I got some dried cum from some other whore too. T-Roy loves having white bitches suck his cock. He says, “Only a white bitch is greedy for that black sperm.” Truth. I love me a mouthful of black sperm. I can swallow that shit every damn day.

Phone Sex Line for Nasty Freaks

phone sex lineI have so much fun on my phone sex line talking to perverts like me. I play with my cougar cunt and listen to your dirty fantasies. And, I get paid for that too? I know, right? I need money to live on, but its robbery to take money from men I could see partying with one day. Bob is one of my longtime perverts. He can suck his own dick. I mean, if I could eat my own pussy, I might not ever leave the house. I encourage him to swallow his own cum. When we first started having phone fun, he could only cum on his belly. He is a big dick sucker now. I encouraged him to try some coke and do some yoga to work on flexibility. Now he can suck his dick and swallow his own cum. That is not really the perverted part. I mean most men would suck their own dick if they could. I bet you have tried to suck your cock once in your life. Bob likes to pretend he is sucking a little boy’s cock when he his chugging his own cum. He is P man and the P doesn’t stand for pervert. He likes little boys. Again, no shame. So do I. Whatever your perverted fantasies might be, I can assure you, there is no judgment here. Just encouragement.

Dirty Phone Sex

dirty phone sexI create dirty phone sex stories daily. I am an old cougar whore; your typical trailer park trash. This mommy whore had some family fun this morning. Both my son and daughter partied with me last night so they were still here in the morning. I did a line of cock then let my son fuck my ass. I love a good ass fucking. His cock is thick too so my asshole always gapes open once he is finished with me. My daughter was assisting. She is a good helper too. She was eating my cunt as her brother slammed his thick rod deep in my asshole. She is greedy cock sucker so she pulled his dick out of my ass to suck on it. She wanted to taste my ass juice. My asshole was gaped wide and she pushed her tongue all the way in. She licked my rosebud from the inside. An internal rib job is what she calls it. She guided her brother’s cock back in my ass after she spit in my gaped hole and on his dick. She went back to work magic on my pussy. My pussy gapes when I get fucked hard in the ass. She joked she could get her fist up my pussy, so I dared her to try. I was dripping wet from the ass fucking and the fisting job she gave my sloppy wet pussy. Damn, it was a hot dirty fuck. When my son shot a load of thick chunky cum inside me, she was right there to suck it out and spit it in my mouth. We snowballed his jizz, did some more lines, ate breakfast and then she got to ride his cock while I played with her snatch. I love when my son and daughter spend the night.

Trashy MILF Cum Slut

trashy MILFI am such a trashy MILF. I was blowing some truckers for coke last night. I asked one of the guys to take a picture of me blowing him so I could send it to my son. I haven’t seen him in a while and I thought if he saw me giving head, he would start to miss how good I always suck his cock. My little trick worked. When I got home last night, my son was naked, stroking his cock with a pair of my panties and drinking a beer on the couch.  I had cum breath and cum leaking out of my ass and pussy. My son doesn’t mind my creampies. I guess you could call him a creampie slut! I sat on the couch, opened a Bud Light and relaxed as he ate my cum filled pussy. I could hear the slurping sounds. I did take on a few truckers. In fact, my son knew I had a few different loads inside of me because he asked how much coke I brought home. I had 5 baggies of party favors because I let 5 truckers use me. Technically, I used them. Everyone knows truckers always have good coke. That is the secret to those all night hauls My son cleaned up all the crème in my pussy and we did some lines so he could put cum right back in his mother’s pussy. I am such a dirty whore.

Big Dick Sucker Bev

big dick suckerBig dick sucker Bev is my trucker handle name. I am not a trucker, but I do hang out at the truck stop enough to know all the regular truckers. Big D is my supplier of recreational fun. He gave me that moniker because I can handle his big black cock. When I showed up at the truck stop last night looking for Big D, guys were trying to give me party favors. I was not low on supply. I was low on cum. Not just any cum either. I wanted big black cock cum. I wanted Big D’s cock. I found him in his cab around back of the truck stop with some lot lizard skank. I wasn’t jealous. The moment he saw me, he was happy. She was not. Big D looked at me and said, “A woman who can handle my cock, finally.” I laughed, looked at the skank and told her to get lost because a real woman was here. She left in a huff. “Big D,” I purred,” if you needed your cock sucked, you should have called me.” He smiled, pointed to his cock and I went to work. He has 10 inches of thick black meat. His dick is not for amateurs. I slurped on it, deep throated him and made him cum a bucket load of jizz. That little teen skank blowing his rod before I came to the rescue couldn’t even get him hard. Never let a girl attempt what only a trashy milf can accomplish.

Cum Dumpster Cougar

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I love being used as a cum dumpster. I could drink cum all day. I swear I go through withdrawal when I don’t get a good daily dose. The other day the weather was nasty. A tropical storm breezed through causing some flooding. My trailer park was safe, however, we could go nowhere before the main road into town was washed away. I decided to throw a flood party. Really, it was just a cum party for me. Thirty guys showed up with hard cocks and beer. A couple had some stronger party favors if you know what I mean. I did some little white lines then demanded to see some cock. Good thing I am a big dick sucker, because some boys had massive cocks. One guy said he was just happy to see a dirty old whore. I was happy to see cum filled balls. I swallowed a few loads, but what I really wanted was to be doused in cum. I sat in a chair and asked for a circle jerk. They swarmed me like hungry wolves. I played with my pussy and tits while I took a cum bath. I got hit with load after load all over my body. I rubbed it in my skin as more loads hit me.  I think cum is my favorite drink and lotion.  While my city was flooding around me, I was getting flooded with cum.  

Live Phone Sex is Unpredictable

live phone sexLive phone sex can be very unpredictable! I was on a long call last night. We were both doing coke and sharing our dirty experiences and fantasies. It was somewhere around 1 AM when there was a constant knocking at my door. I ignored it because I was on a call and having fun. Well, about ten minutes after the knocking stopped, I heard a loud thud in the living room. It was my son, drunk as a skunk, breaking in through the window. Apparently, he lost his house key. He doesn’t officially live with me anymore, but he keeps a room here for when he is too fucked up to get home and when he wants to spend some time with his trashy milf mama. I was trying to mute my phone to prevent my caller from hearing the ruckus, but my son was completely shit faced. I quieted him down by sucking his cock. My caller was like, “How you make your dick sucking sound so real?” Easy, I was sucking on a real dick. My son was drunk and horny for his mama. I blew him until he came, knowing a good orgasm would put him to sleep. It did long enough to finish my bump and my call. As I was getting ready to join him in bed, he woke up with a pee hard on. He insisted on fucking me. He said it was a hot mommy boner not a pee hard on. It was both. As he was fucking me, he not only came up my pussy but he pissed too. I knew his cum felt different. He was still drunk as a skunk, but some of the best fucking is drunk girl fucking. He passed out with his dick still up my puss. Not sure if he thought he was having a wet dream or if the load he deposited plum wore him out. Either way I was happy to be is piss and cum whore.