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I fancy myself a druggy porn star. I get high and I fuck like a porn star. Big D had some premium coke and weed. Huge bags of both for me. There was just a catch. He needed me to bartend a stag party for him. Bartend? I drink booze, I don’t make drinks. I tried to explain to Big D as much as I would love to get free party supplies, I can only open beer bottles. I lucked out. That was all that was required. Open beer bottles naked and service the guys at the party. Essentially, I was a hooker for hire. I was fine with making prostitution porn too. Being a whore is in my blood. My mom banged men for money. When I arrived at the party, the guys were shocked that I was a cougar. I think they were expecting a young stripper or something. I showed them my skills quickly. I was high as fuck, which brings out my nasty inner freak. I stripped down and got on top of the bar. Once I picked up beer bottles with my cunt and ass and served it to the men, they were sold that I was the perfect broad for the party. I have some nasty skills. One includes picking up a bottle from the wide end, opening the bottle with a bottle opener then pouring the beer bottle into a guy’s mouth. I have strong pussy muscles. They had never seen a woman serve beer like that before. Many guys were filming me. I would have worked this party for free I was having so much fun. By the end of the night, I was being a gangbang whore. I was bent over the bar getting cocks rammed in my ass and pussy. Every guy left that party happy. A few booked me for their bachelor parties too.
I love being a cum guzzling slut. It is the best drink ever. Creamy, white, salty protein shakes. I can never get enough. Last night I was partying with this new guy in the trailer park. He is married, but his wife is a bitch. When I met him the mail box, he said I looked like a swallower. He pegged me from the start. I love giving head. He snuck out of his trailer last night and paid me a late night visit. He said he had been thinking about my mouth on his dick since we met. I had been thinking of his cock. He was fresh meat in the trailer park. I was sure I was not the only trailer trash whore vying for his dick in her fuck holes., but I was the one who got him first. He likes older broads with high mileage cunts he said. Women like me, we know how to give head. We enjoy a good ass fucking. We swallow. That is the difference between a wife and a mistress. The mistress always swallows and takes it in the ass. He had some tasty spunk too. I swallowed a few loads last night, woke up this morning with cum breath and a dirty twat. I sent him a text because I need the hair of the dog that licked me last night. After his wife left for work, he was banging his dirty neighbor. He brought me some blow too. Turns out he likes to party, but his wife won’t let him. She is such a killjoy. He can party in my trailer all he wants if he shares. I think I have a new fuck buddy. I don’t care if I am a home wrecker. If men aren’t getting what they need at home, they can always cum here. I am happy to swallow their loads.
Trailer trash whore is what most people call me. I don’t mind. I embrace it. I am a whore. I know I am, but I am proud to be one. Whores have more fun. Whores are happier. Last night, I went to a new club in town. I wore a skin tight spandex dress. I looked great. It wasn’t a classy outfit, but I am not a classy woman. When I arrived, the doorman wasn’t going to let me in because I didn’t meet the dress code. No bars in this town have dress codes. My tits and pussy were covered. Barely, but nothing inappropriate was showing. I didn’t get it. I told the bouncer I was a big dick sucker. I blew him around the side of the club. Quick head in the side alley and I was in the club. I stuck out like a sore thumb. Some of the women were dressed like they were at a cocktail party. I love a cocktail party if you hold the tail! The women in the club looked like they needed some cock. Stuck up bitches who were trying to shame me out of the club. The guys in the club were all up in my grill. Buying me drinks and fondling me. I love that kind of attention. Some chick called me a whore, so I told her I’d rather be a whore than a stuck up bitch. I started making out with some guys. One thing led to another and I was being a gangbang whore in the restroom. The nicest john I have ever fucked in. This place was high falutin’ but I was going to trash it up, make it more fun. I started with a gangbang in the bathroom, then I did a striptease on the dance floor. The only people who minded were the stuck up, sexually repressed bitches. I’d rather be the whore of the party. Whores have more fun.
White trash phone sex is so much fun. I can be myself. That means I can swear like a sailor, do lines of coke and play with my pussy. I am not a refined woman. I never finished high school. My mother was a hooker and I started helping her out with her clients when a school girl still. She had many men who wanted teen pussy. Hooking paid more money than working fast food, which was all I was qualified for as a teen girl. I decided early on that I just wanted to party and fuck until the end of days. Here I am decades latter. I am still a trailer trash whore who is uneducated and would rather fuck than work a real job. I may not hook anymore, but I am still a whore. I have phone sex for a living. For fun, I seduce high school boys and gang bang the young boys in my trailer park. I drink beer, do lines of white powder and fuck all day. I consider that the sweet life. Girls I went to high school with are doing dead end retail jobs or stuck in unhappy marriages because they can’t afford to get a divorce. Not me. I dumped my boring ex husband and make enough money to stay in my trailer fucking all day long. I have no one to answer to because my brats are adults now. I set my own work hours, so I can stay up all night partying and not have to worry about being at work at a set time looking all bright eyed and bushy tailed. No one minds if I work with a cum filled cunt. In fact, I think many of you like that. I may be a high school dropout, but I have the best life ever.
Drunk sex porn is what I make every time I have a few beers. I can hold my coke better than I can my booze. Three drinks and I belong to anyone who will have me. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I don’t need liquid courage. I am a whore sober or drunk. I just like to get drunk. I was drunk before noon yesterday. I forgot that the trailer park handyman was coming to fix something in the house. He is not really my type. He is younger, which I like; but he is boring as fuck. Married right out of high school. Why the fuck would anyone get married young nowadays? Not like you must wait to have sex these days. Did I mention he is Mormon? It is ironic that a religious married man would work in a trailer park filled with dirty whores like me. I decided when he came over, to make him a project. He needs to come over to the trashy side. I answered the door naked. I have a smoking hot body for my age. His eyes bugged out, but he tried to conceal his arousal. This would be easier than I thought. I started flirting. I mentioned his big tool belt several times. I wasn’t subtle. I was drunk and horny. I just wanted him to hammer my pussy with his big hard tool. He rebuffed me a few times until I grabbed his cock. I was aggressive. I had him in a ball lock until he fell to his knees. That was when I spread my legs and pushed his face into my trashy milf cunt. Once he tasted me, I had him. He lapped at my pussy like a thirsty animal. He said his wife won’t engage in oral sex of any kind. Her lost. I gave him a blowjob. His first head ever. Can you believe that shit? I may go to hell for corrupting this young married Mormon man, but with the way he licks pussy, it is all worth it.