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A Cum Guzzling Slut and Her Cum Whore Daughter

cum guzzling slutI love being a cum guzzling slut. I think some one needs to bottle sperm and sell it in grocery stores for dirty old cougars. Think about it. Cum is full of protein, which is just what old whores like me need. My daughter had a brilliant idea. Invite a ton of young men over and instead of swallowing that spunk we spit it into a pitcher and save it.  She is a cum whore just like me. We had a blow bang party. Men of all ages love to cum in a woman’s mouth.  They don’t care if you swallow or not, they just want a cum receptacle. My daughter and I are cum dumpsters. I am the bigger cum dumpster, however. We love it in our mouths, pussies and asses. There was about 50 guys happy to dump their load in ours mouths. When they realized we were savoring their jizz and spitting it into a pitcher, some of them just jacked into the pitcher informing us they could cum again in our mouths. We were okay with that. The more cum the better. After bout 3 hours of guzzling cum, we had a pitcher full of man seed. I have fucked a lot of men in my life. I have taken a lot of cum too. But, this was the first time I saw that much cum in one place at one time. I wanted to guzzle it right then and there, but my daughter reminded me that we can have cum cocktails daily for a week now. She had a good point. We put it in the freezer in individual cups to keep it fresh. We even made cumsicles.  They guys told us if we were such dirty cum whores, we should plan a bukkae party and get even more cum. Brilliant idea. A girl and her momma can never have too much cum.

Anal Cum Dumpster Bev

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Anal cum dumpster Bev is what the boys were calling me this morning. I woke up with a sore ass filled with come and a foggy memory. My trailer reeked of cum and whiskey. Coke trails adorned the coffee table. About 20 boys were naked passed out on the floor, accept for one who told me I was his first fuck. I blew him, put on a pot of coffee, did a line and asked him to tell me what happened last night. That empty bottle of Jack Daniels on the ground was the reason why my memory was spotty.  As Ethan told his tale of debauchery with a trashy MILF, I learned I picked him and his friend Joel up at the food court at the mall. I was shit faced and horny. Apparently, that was my pick up line. When we got back to my trailer, I asked them to call up their friends. About 30 minutes later, the Hancock swim team was in my trailer gang banging the old MILF. I served them drinks and offered up coke and pussy. It was my ass, however, that was the most popular with the boys. Most of them were not virgins, but none of them had fucked a girl in the ass yet. Ethan showed me his cell phone. The pictures helped me piece the night together better. I had no regrets. I mean I fucked an entire high school swim team last night. I let young boys party and enjoy anal fucking. I know I had a good time even if I had no real memory of the fun. An ass full of a cum always means a good time for me. I was sober when I woke up, just high. So, I told those boys to recreate last night’s dirty fun for me. This time I remember being an anal sex whore.

Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutI’m such a cum guzzling slut. I swear, I can never swallow enough man seed. Guys ask me all the time if I swallow. Fuck yes, I swallow. I gargle too. I was gargling a lot of cum this morning.  I have a morning ritual. Most women get up, pee, make a pot of coffee, shower and get ready for work. Not this dirty old whore. I wake and bake, then do a few lines of coke too, pee, pour a glass of Jim Bean, sit naked on my couch in front of the bay window masturbating until the school boys come in for a morning blowjob before school. Fifteen boys this morning showed up for head. Good thing I love cum, because young boys have full balls first thing in the morning. I have the trailer park boys trained well too. They save their loads for me. So instead of stroking their morning wood away, they take a cold shower, leave the house early and let the trashy MILF in Lot 15 take care of them before getting on the school bus. They way I look at it, I am providing a much needed service to young boys. By draining their balls before school, I am clearing their minds so they can focus on their school work. It works for me too. I get a liquid protein rich breakfast that fuels me for my phone whore job. The boys make a stop back at my trailer on the way home from school so I can drain them again. This frees their mind to do their homework and after school chores. Food is overrated. If I have a belly full of cum, I am very high functioning. I think every mommy needs to begin her day by blowing her son and his friends. Do you agree? Cum is good for old whores like me.

Trailer Trash Whore on the Road

trailer trash whoreTrailer trash whore Bev is my CB handle now. I went on the road with my trucker fuck buddy Big D. We made an arrangement that if I went with him on a 4 day trip, he would supply all the coke. My job was simple. I just had to blow him, give hand jobs and fuck him whenever he wanted. He got some huge bonus for this trip, but he needed help staying up to make it in the time allotted. Who falls asleep when getting their cock sucked, tugged or fucked?  No straight guy; no big black guy either. We decided to have a little fun on the radio with other truckers. I am a phone sex whore after all; I could talk to other guys on the road via the CB radio and keep them awake with some guided masturbation. It was sort of like having lot lizard sex with a ton of truckers at once! I let all the other truckers on Big D’s frequency, hear me sucking his cock. I am a good cock sucker too. When you got a big black cock in your mouth, you are loud. My pussy was so wet hearing those guys talk to me and slap their meat while I blew Big D. Big D liked it too. His cock was so big, pretty sure he could have driven his semi-truck with it. I hopped on his swollen anaconda so I could fuck him while truckers across America listened. I am a vocal whore anyway, but with Big D, I scream like a banshee because he has damn near a foot of dick on him. Thick as a coke bottle too. I could hear men cumming listening to us. I even told them how to stroke their dicks. Fuck 5 hour energy drinks, truckers just need to hear a big dick sucker sucking and fucking to stay awake on the road!

Cum Filled Cunt

cum filled cuntI woke up with a cum filled cunt this morning. I got really fucked up last night, fucked a bunch of guys from the trailer park. All ages, sizes and races too. I don’t discriminate.  Cum is cum. Fucking is fucking. I had some great coke. It was cut with something else, not sure what, but whatever it was made me feel horny as fuck. My ass and cunt got trained for hours. I passed out sometime after 3 AM this morning. I would have been late to my phone whore gig if it wasn’t for my daughter licking me awake. I knew it wasn’t because she didn’t want me to be late to work. It was because she is a creampie slut. She loves cum as much as her momma. She claims her favorite way to eat cum is right out of her mother’s pussy. Because there were so many loads of spunk in my old snatch, my daughter joked that she needed a spoon to scoop it out. I told her go get one, but she opted to use her fingers instead. She slid a few into my twat. When she pulled them out it looked like honey dripping off a twig. That cum really was thick, even chunky. I wanted some too. I used to be flexible enough to put myself in a ball and lick my own puss. I miss the days of eating my own creampie! My daughter could read the look on my face so she sucked a big wad of jizz into her mouth so she could kiss me. I love snowballing my daughter. We been swapping cum since she was little. I use to put her brother’s cum in her bottle. To raise a good cum whore like I did, like my mother did, you need to feed that jizz to them when they are young. Cum does a body good. Just look at me!

BBC Sex Stories with a Whore

bbc sex storiesBBC sex stories? I have a lot of those. I am a whore. A coke whore. A boy cock whore. A black cock whore A gang bang whore. I love being a whore; it is very liberating. I don’t understand why so many women just don’t let their freak flag fly. It’s Friday bitches. And what does an old whore do on Fridays? She marches her hot ass down to the truck stop to score some white powder for the weekend. How does she pay for her party supplies? With pussy, of course. And, hot ass. Big D always has the best blow. He also has the best cock, so I love fucking him for my medicine.  He had a few trucker buddies with him, all black as the night sky. Hung like horses too. Even if I wasn’t a coke whore, I would still be a gangbang whore for Big D and his pals. I am a far cry from a virgin. Been fucking since I was barely a teen girl. I’ve birthed 2 brats and lived my life as a whore, so I need big dick to feel full. I like being stretched. I want to spread my legs and see China after I have been gang banged. They gapped my pussy and ass better than ever before. I did a few white lines off big black dicks.  Coke makes me so fucking horny. Big D and one of his pals, did lines off my whore ass. Right before they double penetrated my tightest fuck hole. Not one, but two black cocks rammed into my asshole simultaneously. Two big dicks in my ass, two in my puss and one in my mouth. I was really earning that coke. Black men give me the best cum filled cunt too. I was dosed in jizz with all holes gapping open. Now I am back home, covered in cum still, doing lines and ready to be a good dirty phone whore.

Trailer Trash Whore Meets Her Match

trailer trash whoreI’m a trailer trash whore. That means I have no morals and no limits. I recently inherited a dog from my daughter. She decided he was too much responsibility. I decided he was a boy magnet. Young ones love furry creatures. I have started walking Buster at the park near me. It is where all the boys in the trailer park play. Today, a young boy asked me if he could pet my dog. My response? “That’s not all you can pet honey.” He didn’t know what I meant. Poor thing was still a virgin and clueless about heavy petting. I asked him back to my trailer to help me feed Buster. Oh, to be that young and naïve again! Wait, I was never that naïve. I spiked his lemonade just in case he put up a fight. I didn’t think he would. Who wouldn’t love a trashy MILF fucking them? Turns out, I didn’t need to spike his drink. The little boy was a player. As soon as he sat down on the couch he was like, “So we going to fuck or what?” I was pleasantly shocked. I never saw that one coming. He informed me every boy in the neighborhood knows about the cougar in Lot C who loves boy cock. I accidently on purpose knocked over the rest of his lemonade so he would not be too out of it to fuck. I stripped so we could get down to business. He was no virgin. That little boy knew what he was doing. Turns out he hangs out at the park to seduce sexy mature women. He has been fucking his momma since his dick could twitch. He just likes to sample other hot MILFs. I got played good, but it was all worth it because he was a hot fuck.

Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fucking This blonde fucking whore was a dirty soccer mom this morning. My daughter is a nanny. She was going to be late getting her little charge to his soccer practice because she partied too late last night. She is not quite the seasoned party whore her mama is; at least not yet. I told her I would drive him to school. I didn’t mind. Young boys in little shorts getting all aggressive? Fuck yes. That show was foreplay for me. Watching those little guys get all hot and sweaty got me all hot and bothered. While they were in the locker room cleaning up after practice, I snuck in so I could see all those young peckers. I got busted by the coach. He didn’t seem surprised. I guess I just scream trashy MILF. He wasn’t happy either, so I blew him. Men can’t resist head from any woman, especially not a dirty old cougar who can suck the polish off silver. The coach struggled being quite as I was giving him the best head of his life. My daughter’s charge and his team mates came to see what the fuss was about. One boy said to Ian, “Isn’t that your babysitter?” He responded proudly, “That’s her mom. Isn’t she great?” All the boys lined up behind their coach. They wanted their cocks sucked too. Now the coach had a decent dick. It was bigger and thicker than any of the boy’s young wieners, but it was hairy. I like hairless cocks and balls. I know I am a pervert, but it is the naughty aspect of blowing young boys that turns me on. The taste of their boy batter is pretty yummy. Their nuts smell good too. I satisfied the fuck out of the coach. Enough so that he didn’t give a rat’s ass about me blow banging his soccer team.  I think I need to become a nanny to a very young boy!

Trashy MILF Trailer Orgy

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF.  If other women don’t know how to have fun, well I do. I never pass up an opportunity to get dirty and party. A friend invited me to her Oscar party last night. Now, this was no swank affair.  It was a trailer park party. It was just an excuse to drink, do coke and fuck. She is a stripper mommy, so she invited some girls from the club. I invited my son and daughter. I love to party with them. I actually love having folks watch me get wildly inappropriate with them. This stripper mom is a total whore, but she won’t fuck her son. She will gangbang a bunch of strangers for some cash, but draws the line at doing her own boy? I decided she needed to see me fuck my son to realize how hot it is to  fuck your own offspring. My son knows she is fond of wine, so he put a bunch of Spanish Fly in the bottle.

phone sex lineThe party was already going when we arrived. People were doing lines of coke off the coffee table. After a glass of my wine, the ladies were blowing cock too. When in Paris, right? I unzipped my son’s pants so I could show those whores how to really have fun. My friend’s son was there watching me blow my boy. I knew that look he had too. It was the , “I wish you were my mommy,” look. My daughter took care of him.  I think the Spanish Fly kicked in with our host, because she was soon pushing my daughter off of her son’s cock so she could blow him. Wicked hot to see her finally being a true dirty whore. We didn’t watch the Oscars. We just had a trailer park orgy. My phone sex line is always open for taboo fun. Just like my legs

White Trash Phone Sex with Beverly

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex describes a call with me perfectly. I can class up in appearance, but I struggle to act the part of the prude or socialite. I was at a fundraiser last night with a friend. She won tickets to the local Humane Society shindig on the radio. I like animals. Wink wink. So, I told her I would go with her. I thought worst case scenario,  I had some free drinks and food. I was not out any money. Perhaps, I would meet a wealthy sugar daddy. Of course at my age, a sugar daddy would have to be ancient with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. I gussied myself up in a hot pink body clinging dress. I tried not to look like a trailer trash whore, but it kind of exudes from my skin. My friend dresses up better than me, well she classes up better I should say. We hob knobbed with the local elite, but I found them all boring as fuck. I went into the kitchen to see if I could find some young guys to party with me. It was a sea of hot brown men. I am a Latin lover. They have nice cocks usually. Plus they like to party. While my friend was pretending to be a socialite, I was  doing lines of coke with the help. Oh, and I was sucking cock and getting finger banged. I was sitting on the kitchen island, my legs spread wide with a shit ton of brown fingers going in and out of my bald snatch. I was creaming all over the appetizers being served to the fundraiser guests. My special sauce I guess. I wanted more than fingers, so I was a gangbang whore in the kitchen. After my cunt was filled with cum and I was high as a kite, I went back to the fundraiser. I started blowing the men and eating the women. Suddenly, the swank event got interesting.