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The life of a trailer trash whore is never boring. I do not think I have ever had a boring day in my life. Maybe when I was a schoolgirl, life was duller, but now, never a dull moment. I can turn even the most basic encounter dirty. That is because I am always horny or high, and usually both. My air conditioning went out last night. I woke up early, cranky and drenched in perspiration. I prefer to wake up drenched in cum not sweat. I will wake up a hot mess most mornings but today was the hottest of messes and not the good kind. I called an AC company and said I’m in my 50s and its in the 100s outside and I need some working AC immediately. They had some one who could come out a bit later. I got the fans out and waited. Usually, it’s a hurricane that takes the power out and that makes my trailer a hot box. I had two hot boxes this morning, LOL. I never mind a sloppy wet pussy, but I prefer it sloppy with jizz.
The AC guy was hot as fuck too. Young, lean and buff. I was in my panties and bra. I apologized for my dress, even though I was not sorry at all. He had a huge tent in his shorts, and I helped myself. I was not even trying to trade services. I actually had the money to pay him this time. I was just hot and horny. He came in my mouth never protested the free head I was offering. He then fixed my AC and I fucked him in gratitude. My place is not completely cooled down yet, but at least my pussy is wet the preferred way now. I have a cum filled cunt and working air conditioning. Now that is way it is supposed to be.
Cum dumpster Beverly is what most men call me. There is a lot of truth in that name too. I am a dirty old cum whore. The summer months find me with as much cum as I can handle. Trust me. I can handle more cum than Debbie and the entire city of Dallas. I guess I am dating myself with that porn reference, LOL. I am an old bitch. Older than I look because cum keeps me youthful. I enjoy milking cocks dry. I can spend the entire day at the pool in my trailer park draining cocks. Young and old, I do not discriminate. Younger cum is more sweet tasting and less in volume, but it is yummy. Older cum is chock full of protein and usually flows out a dick like a cascading river. That is because I am an expert at head. This big dick sucker flaunts her skills too. I do not think there is a dick in the trailer park I have not sucked. Yesterday, I was at my pool over 10 hours. I think every male in the park plus their friends paid me a visit. Now, I do swallow. But yesterday I was saving just as much as I was guzzling. Why? Because it is hurricane season in Florida. Any given day, I might not be able to leave my trailer, or I may have to hole up in a hotel more inland somewhere. I need cum in the freezer. I am a cum addict. I can go a day without a lot of things like pot, beer, coke and even food. But I cannot go a day without cum. I plan well during our bad seasons. My freezer was replenished with lots of sperm to last me the summer. Cum cubes, cumsiscles and cum in baggies to thaw and guzzle. I bet I am the biggest cum guzzling slut you will ever meet.
This trashy milf has become a professional party crasher. In the summer in a trailer park there are always some teenagers throwing a keg party while their mom is at the strip club or down at the truck stop shaking her ass. I am not judging. I am taking advantage of the situation. A sexy blonde MILF is the star of any teen party. I was out walking my pup in my shorts and a tube top. I was shaking what I got too. I passed by a party and heard some cat calls. I looked around and saw a bunch of young teen boys. They were in shorts with no shirts. It was fucking hot as fuck out. No chest hair which meant they might have been younger than I thought. I did not card them because I did not care. I just wanted some young cock and they clearly wanted some of this blonde fucking whore. No girls there. Just a bunch of boys skateboarding and drinking some beer from their mother’s fridge. I took my pup back to my trailer and decided to come back with some Fireball. That would put some hair on their chests, LOL. A couple shots and I had them in that corruptible stage. I showed off my cock sucking skills. None of the boys lasted long in my old whore mouth, but it was their first head. I was their first everything. Just a bunch of young skater boys with no game until they met me. That is how I like them because they are lumps of clay that I can mold into little fuck machines. By the end of the night, I was making drunk sex porn. The kind that could get me arrested. But guess what? Young boys never mind a hot old broad making them men. I bet they woke up today with some hair on their chest and pubes on their dicks.
I am a nasty phonesex mommy. I love fucking my son. We have been playing together since he was a schoolboy. He is almost 30 now. Where does the time go? I may be a BBC whore, but I will always be a dirty mommy first. Unlike me, my son got himself out of the trailer park. He lives on the right side of the tracks. But he is still a trailer park slut’s son. He went to college and has a good job, but like his whore mommy, he likes to party. He sent me a text this morning of his stiff cock. He had to go to work but was horny. The girl he banged last night did not drain his balls. She was hot, but drunk and inexperienced. My son has a high libido like his trailer trash whore momma. He has a big cock too. I am certain he is not my ex-husband’s son because he had a small cock and boys take after their fathers in the dick department. I love my boy’s cock. I was full of cum already, but he never minds that. He wanted to break in the new granite kitchen countertop he had installed this week. He has a nice house. Nicer than anything I have lived in before. He is a broker for a hedge fund company. He has a head for the stock market. It just makes me want to scream. He has a head for making money and a cock for making porn. He did not mind my sloppy seconds. I think he prefers to have me half filled up with jizz when we fuck anyway. My cum filled cunt was leaking all over his new and expensive kitchen counter, but I know how to clean up my messes. I spit shined that counter licking up all the cum that spilled from my pussy. Let him fuck my ass for round two. After he spilled two loads in his whore momma, he was ready to go to work. So, was I.
I am known as the trailer park cum dumpster. When horny boys or men need their balls drained, they come and see me. I am happy to have that kind of reputation too.Cum does this old body good. I woke up hungover as fuck this morning. I was drinking and doing coke last night, which I am no stranger to doing, but I was mixing my booze and not drinking enough water. With these brutal temperatures, I need to stay hydrated better. I was doing more coke and booze this morning in an attempt to negate my migraine, but it did not work. I heard a knock at the door and it made my head pound. I was hoping it was someone who needed a cum guzzling slut because I knew some jizz would make me feel better and it did. It was three boys from the trailer park who usually see me at the pool. I drain their horny teen dicks at the pool almost daily. They had a problem too. They woke up with morning wood but I was not at the pool to drain them like I usually do.Cum might just be the elixir I needed to make my headache go away. I was down for it. I invited them in for a blow bang. I started to feel better after load number one. That made me want to suck harder on those hairless pricks. They were smooth in my mouth. Stiff as a board too each one of them. I guzzled the cum from their balls. With each load of cum I swallowed, I started to feel better. Cum is my magic cure all. It does this body good. I spent the morning being a blow bang gangbang whore. A belly full of cum was just what I needed to get rid of my hangover.