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Party hard on New year’s Eve

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Every new Year’s Eve , it’s the same old thing for most of us. We go out for a good time. Maybe get us some end of year cock. I know that final blow job should end in a ball-dropping explosion. I dance my ass ass off with some friends, but things get all freaky. I always seem to end up missing my clothes by morning or wake up at some orgy where cum soaked pussies and limp, crusty dicks are everywhere, fueled by the alcoholic lust. I wonder how many dudes had their dicks in me and how much cum I swallowed. My throat is sore from the drugs and the dick action. I wouldn’t change a thing though. I’m gonna do my drugs, drink that Jager, and get all of the fuckmeat that I can handle, cause life takes its toll. In a few years we all end up spending the New year in sweats, watching the Dick Clark special (cause that’s the only dick we’ll get) and sipping non-alcoholic grape fizzy with the brats.
So, I’m getting mine now before it’s too late. Make sure you find a DD though. Being dead is not cool.
Happy New Year, fuckers. How about one last phone fuck before the ball drops?

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Cum Guzzling Slut and Her Trashy MILF Friends Have a Merry Christmas

cum guzzling slutMy son and daughter were home for Christmas. We did the gift exchange thing this morning, then my daughter went off to score us some coke so we could have some family fun. Well, while she was gone a few of my girl friends stopped by with some cookies, but really they just wanted to give my son their MILF and cookies. He loves to play with my friends. He has been getting his rod sucked by cougar sluts for awhile now. He loves his cum guzzling slut mommy and his friends, so he stripped down to feed his favorite old bitches their favorite treat. My son has an amazing cock. He has enough cum to give his trashy MILF momma and her two trailer park whore friends. As he was spreading his seed all over our faces, my daughter came home with the party supplies so we could play all night. My daughter was jealous we slurped on her brother’s cock without her. We did a few lines while she took a turn, resuscitated his dick back to life so we could all fuck him. Coke and cock, the best Christmas gifts ever.

Live Phone Sex on Winter Solstice: Talk Longer on the Best Dirty Talk Lines

live phone sexLive phone sex will be especially fun tomorrow on Winter Solstice: the shortest day, longest night of the year. The best dirty talk lines will be busier than usual because something psychological about darkness makes folks feel like they should be in bed asleep. So many women will retire early, leaving their horny men free to call my phone sex line and talk about all sorts of dirty things. You see the majority of men who call me, have incest and young ones on their minds. They have to wait till wives are asleep or out of town to make a call, because what is on their minds is so dirty its criminal.

best dirty talk linesBut, I am the right phone whore to call for such P desires. Why? Because I am a P mommy. I play with all my brats, 3 girls and 3 boys. Plus, I share them with horny old men for the right price. Sure, I live in a nice home in a gated community with a loving wealthy, equally dirty husband; but why work for more money when I can make my brats do that? They don’t want for anything. Spoiled angels living high on the horse, so the least they can do to give back to their parents is let dirty old men like yourself use their tiny little fuck holes. I have a reputation as a special madam in certain circles. I have my own personal sex slave ring made up of wee ones.

phone sex lineMy little ring includes brats not biologically mine either too, so that I can cater to every pervert’s particular tastes. It is amazing how many low income foster parents will rent their wards out for a bag of weed. So on the longest night of the year, don’t waste your time shopping for the woman in your life who doesn’t understand your darker desires. Call a dirty perverted MILF and explore all your naughty young perverted desires. You can even take advantage of some cheap phone sex specials because this dirty mommy knows that your filthy fantasies don’t need to break your bank, just burst your balls.

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I Love Teen Hookers for Hire

hookers for hireI was out of town this past weekend to meet an old friend. She is a good friend, but rather boring and plain Jane, unlike me. I stayed in a hotel so I could have some fun at night. On Friday, I was partying, checked out the Back Pages for hookers for hire and ordered myself an escort to party and play with. I got the surprise of a life time when my Lolita for hire knocked on my room door. It was my friend’s daughter. She was mortified, but I assured her that I would keep her dirty little secret. I insisted she stay and earn her money.

She had a kick ass body that I never could see hidden under her frumpy school outfit. She had a fake ID, which is how she got the job with the escort company. According to her, her mother’s new husband won’t pay for her college, so she is saving up. Very entrepreneurial of her. I was impressed. Nothing wrong with selling your body. Sex sells. It is profitable and doesn’t hurt anyone. I informed her that as long as she kept me company for the night, I could send her some extra business. I know lots of perverts who love a sexy little Lolita to fuck.

phone sex slutsTonight however, she was mine to fuck. We did some lines, drank some wine and ate pussy and ass. I had her in the shower too for some shower massage fun. That pulsating water directly on a cunt will make any girl explode. My fingers massaged her womb tickling her G-spot, giving her the first earth shattering orgasm of her life. She had never eaten pussy before, but after a night with me she was a muff diving champion. Her cunt was so sweet and yummy. Reminded me of my daughter’s pussy. I rimmed that girl’s ass, tossed her salad until she was screaming and squirting. She said most of the johns she hooks up with don’t care about her pleasure. Silly hedonistic men. Why do you guys think so many chicks are bisexual? Because we know how to give and take.

I paid my daughter’s friend handsomely for the weekend so she could stash some money away for her college fund. Her mom is sweet, but stupid and clueless. Puts all her time and energy into a deadbeat new hubby when she could be playing with and spoiling her sweet teen daughter instead. Well, if she won’t play with her hot daughter and treat her like a princess, I sure will. I love hot teen pussy, do you?

Trashy Milf Young Big Dick Sucker

Trashy MILFTrashy Milf behavior would be seducing your best friend’s teen son. Would I do something like that? Hell yes I would. She has this hot teen boy in his sexual prime and she is not fucking him. What the fuck is the matter with her? Why birth a son if you aren’t going to fuck him? That’s kind of like cruel and unusual punishment. Even Freud new all boys want to fuck their mothers. I bet he knew all mothers want to fuck their sons too. I don’t let society dictate how I act. I let my hormones do that. And my pussy told me to fuck my son, just like it told me to fuck my best friends jailbait boy.

big dick suckerWhen his momma left for work, I paid him a visit. His school is on break for the holiday now and my BFF did ask me to check in on him because teen boys can get into so much trouble left to their own devices. Even more trouble when a big dick sucker like me is on the prowl and in heat. I immediately pushed my body up against his to feel the bulge in his pants. His abs were killer and making me wet. I knew the rest of his body would be just as fine. He was nervous, a little scared. Kept asking what if his mom found out. I told him she knows how I am and she asked me to check on you. “She knows damn well what I am going to check! Merry Christmas. Your mommy gave you a Cougar cum dumpster as a gift.” Then I blew his cock until his hot spunk was running down my throat.

cum dumpsterHe looked all dejected that he blew his wad before hammering my old pussy. Silly boy was clueless about MILF power. I sucked his dick 5 minutes later and he was harder than he was the first time. I told him to take charge. So glad I did too. He bent me over his desk and fucked my cunt like the Energizer bunny. One of the main reasons to fuck a young boy is the rabbit fucking. He was wet behind the ears. It was cute. He worried about cumming in me because he didn’t want to knock me up. “Oh that boat sailed a long time ago,” I assured him. When he heard that, he blew a large load of spunk up my cunt, then shoved some fingers up my ass because he always wanted to try that! This old cougar has a new young fuck buddy. Merry Christmas to me! Hope my son don’t get jealous.

Live Phone Sex So You Can Talk to Sexy Girls

live phone sexLive phone sex lets you talk to sexy girls right from the comfort of your home. I never could have been a phone sex operator in the 80s when girls sat fully clothed in a cubicle wearing some ugly headset talking dirty while filing their nails sitting next to two ton Bertha. Phone sex sluts in the modern world are hot sexy dirty girls talking naked in their homes with you. I love prancing around in my birthday suit playing with my pussy while I talk dirty to you and listen to you stroke your cock. You can even hear my wet cunt over the phone. I get so wet talking dirty, especially talking about family fun and little ones. I am a trashy MILF, so I play with my brats and their friends.

One of my favorite things to do on a call is go into my daughters’ rooms. I smell their panties while telling dirty p men about all the naughty things I do with them,  like pimping  them out and selling their virginity. I will even go in my sons’ rooms and wipe my wet cunt with their tidy whiteys. They jack off in my panties, why not return the favor? Being in my home means I can fuck my cunt and ass with an array of toys for our pleasure. I even will use my teen daughter’s sex toys too. I am kinky that way. Hell, I may even let the four legged boy have a peanut butter pussy sandwich on a call since I am live, alone and uncensored!

talk to sexy girlsIn my world, anything goes. There are never any limits. Nothing is taboo. I want to share my exploits with my big brood with you. I want to tell you about my time as daddy’s breeding whore when I was a young girl. You tell me your secrets, I tell you mine.

Fornication with a Gangbang Whore

A filthy trailer trash whore always craving a good gangbang. Fornication with a gangbang whore like me will have you draining your balls just like the gang of BBC I had the other night.

I was out working my favorite strip club when I managed to get myself in the middle of twenty big black cock wielding niggers. These fuckers had my cunt stretching, my anus gaping and my mouth sucking and begging for more.

The truth is this trailer trash stripper whore is addicted to fornicating with BBC. I haven’t had a more fulfilling sexual experience than when I am being passed around and fucked to a cum dripping stretched out fuck whore of a shell.

Your welcome to fuck me after I take all that big nigger cum. You like that sloppy fucked pussy right?

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Trailer Park Whore Wants to Go From Trashy MILF to Trashy GILF

trailer park whoreTrailer park whore is what many men call me. Guess what? I don’t give a rat’s ass what you call me. I am a trashy slut, so is my daughter. We don’t hide it. We embrace it. I am also called a dirty mommy because I have an open family lifestyle. My teen daughter wants to be a whore like her momma. Can you blame her? We were at the mall shopping in our daisy dukes, tank tops and flip flops when a hot dude approached us. I love bald men. I like to rub my snatch on it making his head glisten like a glazed donut. He thought we were sisters. He had always fantasized about knocking up sisters. I said well, what if you knocked up a hot teen slut while her trashy Milf momma watched?

trashy MILFInstant boner in his pants. He came back to our trailer to make his dreams cum true. Honestly, I would love my girl to get pregnant. Bring us more monthly income to party on! We both sucked his dick to get it good and hard. That cock was on a mission to shoot baby batter up my daughter’s snatch. I played with his balls as she downed his shaft. She is a cum guzzling slut, but I told her he needed to pop off in her puss not her mouth. I guided his throbbing baby maker into her warm wet cunt. I started flicking my clit as he rammed his hard cock in her puss.

cum guzzling slutMy baby girl loves her momma so much, she had me set on the edge of the couch so she could eat me out as she got fucked. He thrust his dick into her bald baby girl pussy, which pushed her tongue deeper in my wet snatch. When he jet blasted her womb, I squirted on her face. She looked like a freshly baked glazed donut. I kissed her, resisting the urge to suck the batter out of her cunt. I wanted those swimmers to stay up in there and make a baby. I can’t wait to be a trashy GILF and have a young one in the house again. Guys pay good money to play with those ankle biters! Do you want to impregnate my daughter? She ‘s a great teen whore.

No Taboo Phone Sex Fun with Boy Ass

no taboo phone sexDo you enjoy no taboo phone sex? I enjoy a no taboo life style. I don’t believe in limits. If it feels good to me, I do it. If it is profitable to me, I do it. If I ever had an inner voice telling me to think twice, I killed it decades ago. So when a stranger offered me two grand to fuck my youngest son’s ass, I said make it $2500 and we have a deal. When my son came home from school, I made him a special drink laced with Benadryl to put him in the right mood: comatose. I undressed him, used my dildo on his ass to loosen him up a bit, then I ushered in the man who bought his ass for top dollar.

My son started to wake up, which was fine. Personally, I think it is more erotic when they moan, whine, even scream and resist. My son woke up good when his ass was getting fucked by a sweaty, stout man with a fat cock. He yelled that it hurt. Begged me to make him stop. I just stroked his hair and told him to be a good boy and earn his keep. Brats are not cheap. I have six of them of various ages. I earned my keep for my parents fucking, sucking and birthing brats, so at the very least, he could take it in the ass for awhile. Dirty old perverts never last long anyway. The taboo nature of what they are doing combined with a really tight ass wrapped around their dick makes them erupt quickly.

live phone sexAfter money bags popped his cock off in my son’s ass, I was richer. My son looked at me like I had sliced off a limb or something. I tossed him a $100 and bag of frozen vegetables and said, “Get over it, anything can be bought, even your little tight ass.”

Big Dick Sucker Beverly

big dick sucker cougarAs a big dick sucker, the day following Thanksgiving I was in the need for a shit ton of gravy. I had my son’s boy gravy yesterday, but he headed back to school today and I woke up wanting seconds and thirds. Lots of horny college boys seem to be home for the holidays in my community so I put on a sexy little number, some high heels and sent out texts to the neighbor boys. You catch a lot of flies with some sexy pics. Within 20 minutes of a group text that simply said “I need some leftovers,” I had a line of horny boys waiting to make me their cum dumpster. They knew exactly what I needed and were happy to provide it. I was on my knees in the kitchen for hours swallowing loads of jizz from horny men half my age. Some so young still, I couldn’t even buy them a drink legally. I don’t care about that shit. If you can produce cum, I will guzzle it down. I had so much cum in my mouth today, I was able to spit some out in a gravy bowl to serve over my leftovers tonight. I wonder if my daughter will be able to tell I switched gravy from last night. No gravy I could make would ever be as tasty as boy gravy.