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Trashy Milf – Halloween Treats

Trashy milfFor Halloween, baby girl decided to be a fairy. I took her out to the community Halloween event this past weekend, and we were walking around, getting candy and enjoying the festivities. Toward the far end of the get-together, there was a big, black van, one of those ones that parents are always warning their  brats about. The guy at this van had the back 2 doors open and was dressed as the ghoul from Scream. When baby girl walked up to him holding her bag open with her short little skirt, her pretty little bra, and not much else on, I could see that we had definite interest. He invited her inside, and I quickly followed. He sat down on a chair that seemed to be bolted to the floor, and pulled her into his lap. His hands worked their way up and down her thighs as he asked her questions about her costume and what kinds of candy she really liked. When his hand went far enough up her skirt and he felt that she had no panties on, he was done. His dick was hard enough for baby girl to notice, and she started grinding on him hard. I reached in between them, undid his pants, and guided him up to baby girl’s little cunt, letting him push his way into her. I sat back and started to rub one out as I watched him fuck the shit out of my little girl!

Pissing Phone Sex

pissing phone sexDo you like pissing phone sex? I am not too proud to admit that I like golden showers. I like giving and receiving. Lately, I have been in a giving mode. Giving to my daughters and sons. A young one that can take a good douse of urine brings in good money. Guys pay to piss on and be pissed on all the time. I am grooming my young ones to be piss whores because it will bring us all money. I invited some of my male friends to come over last night for a pissing match. A literal pissing match. I lined my young ones up in the basement. I tied their hands behind their backs, so they couldn’t fight off the piss.  I love golden showers sex more than they do. I told my friends to piss on them. Piss in their faces, down their throats, up their ass, in their pussies and all over their jail bait bodies. One of my sons surprised us all, by begging to drink all the piss. I must admit, I thought if anyone would be a piss whore, it would be my eldest daughter. She likes to wet her panties in public and sleep in a piss soaked bed. But my son wanted to drink piss and get fucked up his ass while men pissed on him. I don’t judge. I just market my little whores to their fetishes. Now, I know I have a golden boy. A gold showers boy.

Creampie Sex Stories

creampie sex storiesI have a ton of creampie sex stories. I am a cum whore. As much as I love to swallow jizz, I love it in my pussy and ass too. My son and his friends were over last night. You know what that means, right? That means I was a gang bang whore who got a pussy and ass full of cum. I was high and drunk. So were they. We had been partying and fucking for hours. They left early in the morning for work. I was passed out in bed in a huge wet spot. A loud bang on the door woke me up. I forgot I had a plumber coming to check out the leak in the laundry room. I answered the door in a sleep stupor. I was wearing a wife beater and panties. Nothing else. I reeked of cum and booze. I apologized to the plumber. I explained I was a party whore last night and I forgot about the appointment. He shifted his stance, grabbed his dick. He had a boner for me. I unzipped his pants and gave him head. I looked at it as a cum chaser. Little bit of the hair of the dog that bit me. He insisted on returning the favor. I knew I had a cum filled cunt from the night before. I had not showered. I wondered if I should tell him what he was getting himself into, but I kept quiet. I let him munch on my sloppy pussy. I let him get some sloppy seconds. He didn’t seem to notice or if he did, he did he didn’t say a thing. He ate me until I came, and all that mess was gone. He seemed to love how wet I was, so I never told him the real reason I was that soaked.

Creampie Slut for My Family

creampie slutI am such a creampie slut. I love having cum deep inside of my pussy. It is not just that I enjoy having cum inside me, I enjoy having it licked out of me, especially by my daughters too. I am a cum whore. We had a family orgy this weekend. For once, we had no clients to entertain at the house. I could just get high with my offspring and my husband. Since daddy was home, he was partying big time. My husband is thirty years older than me, so his cock doesn’t work like it once did. However, you give him a hot show as foreplay, and his dick is as hard as one of his teen sons’ cock. Before my husband joined in on the family fun, he watched each of his sons fuck me. He loves watching me fuck our sons. My husband is a P man 100%, however, he loves the idea of mothers and sons fucking. He thinks it is the most forbidden of taboo fucks. I do too, but I am happy to fuck my boys for my husband’s pleasure. He rescued me from a life of squalor, so I will do anything for him. I knew it would be a bonus if he watched our daughters lick their brothers’ spunk from my cum filled cunt. As our youngest girl was slurping on my messy pussy, her daddy blew a load all over her sisters’ faces. He was trying to hold off to fuck, but the visual was just too hot for an old man. Apparently, he was not alone. I looked over in the other direction and saw my three sons cumming in their hands. They enjoyed watching their sisters clean up their taboo mommy. There is never a shortage of cum in this house.

Trailer Trash Whore and Proud of It

trailer trash whorePeople always say things like, “there goes that trailer trash whore.” Women, say it far more than men. I think they just jealous that men want me. Jealous that I have fun and enjoy my life. I don’t let names hurt me. In fact, I embrace every name meant to hurt me by stuck up bitches too uptight to do what they want. Rumors circulated recently about me and young boys. They are true of course. I’m not forcing any young boy to fuck me. They show up at my trailer down to fuck. Hell, most of the time they are begging this trashy milf to make them a man. These uptight bitches act like I am luring little boys into the back of a white van wearing a clown suit. It’s 2017. Boys want to fuck an old broad. The queen bee gossip whore showed up at my trailer way too early this morning. She was screaming at me, even threatened to call the cops. Sure, I fuck her husband and her son, but her son is 18. He is one of the few older boys I fuck. I told her to call the cops. To calm her down, as her shrill voice was not helping my hangover, I made her some coffee. But, the cream I used was her son’s cum. After she raved about my coffee, I told my secret ingredient. I also had her snort a line of coke. Coke helps a woman be her true self. I knew that a little blow would do to her. A line and a shot of her son’s cum will have her going back to her trailer a dirty whore like me. I told her that her son fucks me because she doesn’t fuck him. And, her husband fucks me because I swallow and take it in the ass. Like I said, women who call me names are just jealous. They just need a heart to heart talk, some coke and some cum, then they are on their way to being a dirty old cum dumpster like me. Perhaps, I need to help your wife?

Dirty Phone Sex Stories are all I Got

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex stories are all I got. Even when I was a young girl, nothing vanilla ever happened to me. I am glad in hindsight, because being a dirty woman is for more exciting. My oldest son is looking at colleges. He will be the first one in my family, outside of my husband, to have gone to college. I went with him on a campus tour recently. He is looking at UCLA as one of his schools. I have never been on a college campus, so I was excited to see what it was all about. My pussy was dripping wet looking at all the eye candy. I mean young studs barely legal everywhere. My son teased me because he knew I had lady wood in my panties for those studs.  We ended up getting a hotel for the night so we could go to a frat party. I wanted to be a gangbang whore for all those young studs. My son just wanted to drink beer and flirt with coeds. He had all the coeds to himself because the frat boys had milf fever. I was in the pledge room bent over a table getting my ass and pussy pounded. As load after load of cum was filling me up, I wondered how many other mothers partied with frat boys on college visits. My son came looking for me and discovered me covered in cum. The frat boys told him to join the fun not realizing I was his mother. When he called me mom mid fuck, he was promised a pledge bid next year if I would join a few parties a year. I think my son will definitely be attending UCLA in the fall and pledging the best frat on campus. I’m really going to love having a son in college.

White Trash Phone Sex at the Homecoming Dance

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is for men who like nasty, low class, no taboo kind of women. I clean up when I need to, but an elegant gown and fancy hair doesn’t mean I am a refined lady. It just means I can look the part when necessary. I was chaperoning my daughter’s Homecoming Dance last night. I was in a nice black cocktail dress. My hair was perfect; my makeup flawless. My daughter looked like a princess. She was so excited to be invited to the dance by an upper classman. I was so excited to be surrounded by teen boys. After some boring conversation about the community over the punch bowl with other parents, I excused myself. I went on the prowl of the school hallways looking for a young stud to play with. I found three. They were drinking out of a flask by the boys’ locker room. They thought they were busted and started scrambling until I grabbed one boy’s crotch and sipped out of his flask. I unzipped a couple pants and gave some teen boys head. I wear this lipstick that doesn’t smear, even when getting blow banged by teen boys. I showed them how a mature woman sucks cock. Went back to the dance with teen cum breath, but still perfect lips. I got into some more trouble too, but that is too naughty to blog about. I can look the part of a high class mother, but deep inside, I am nothing but a trash milf.

BBC Big Dick Sucker

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I love being a big dick sucker. All the black guys know about the blonde whore in town who will gladly swallow their anacondas. Big D, my trucker dealer, sent me some business. He owed a few brothers a favor. I owed him a few favors. By sucking some nigger dick, all debts were settled. I wasn’t complaining. I love big black cock in my mouth. No better way to settle a debt than being a dirty cock sucker. Big D had texted me he sent me some presents, but I was still passed out from the night before. It was not until I heard banging on the door that I awoke from my cum coma. It was like Christmas. I’m standing there in a tee shirt with no panties and bed head staring at 6 black men. All they had to say was Big D sent us and I was ushering them inside my trailer. I saw Big Ds’ text after I was a cum guzzling slut. I was down on my knees fast. So fast, I got rug burn. I didn’t feel the pain surrounded by 6 big black dicks. They smacked my face, anointed me with their cum. They were impressed that I could swallow all their cocks, even a couple at a time because most women can’t handle one dick at a time. I am no ordinary woman, however. I am a trailer park whore who has been sucking dick and guzzling cum since before any of them were even born. I drained their big black balls. I was covered in cum. They were covered in sweat. We all worked up a sweat during that blow bang. I was happy to start my morning off with a gallon of black cum. Protein does a body good. It’s been doing me good for decades.

Anal Cum Dumpster Girls

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I was an anal cum dumpster this weekend. What did you do?  My daughters had a party Friday night. It was a mix party which means boys and girls; varying ages too, but all in school still. I spiked the punch with some Spanish Fly. That gets everyone in the mood for my kind of party. There were some young girls there too, friends of my youngest daughter. I was in one of my wild moods. I wanted the boys to fuck the girls. I wanted young girls to get their anal cherries popped. My anal cherry was long gone before I was their age. You can send a young girl home with a violated ass and parents never notice. The ass is an elastic muscle that goes back into shape with an ice pack easily. At worst, the parents think she got constipated. The Spanish Fly mixed with Benadryl erases memories. I had fun being the dirty director of teen sluts fucking. Horny boys of any age will insert their dick into anyone or anything that feels tight. Any port in the storm as the saying goes. It was a wicked hot jail bait orgy. When little girl butt holes were worn out, this hot mommy was ready for some anal action. I bent over to take a horde of teen cocks up my well fucked ass. I showed those young girls how to butt fuck. Too bad I am the only one who will remember what a wicked hot time we had. My husband filmed it, so perhaps in the near future, I will remind them what dirty little fuckers they all were at my place.

Big Dick Sucker by Day

big dick suckerI love being a big dick sucker. I was hanging out at my pool on Friday. There were a few boys playing hooky from school. I woke up with an intense oral fixation too. Usually, I am the only one at the pool during the week. The boys were nervous when they saw me. I assured them I was not a truancy officer in a string bikini. Our pool is not supervised. It was just us. I tugged down the white boy’s trunks first. Impressive at almost 9 inches. He still was bigger than most boys his own age and much bigger than many men my age. I showed him why he shouldn’t waste his time on teen whores. I managed to get every ounce of him down my throat. His balls were spread across my face. Sadly, he didn’t last long, but I had a backup boy. This boy had the stamina I wanted. Later, he told me he was thinking of something unpleasant so he would not spray my face too quickly. I brought them back to my trailer for a little double penetration. I got my swirl on as the saying goes. I had a black and a white teen cock doing me from both ends, eventually both holes. They came buckets of jizz in and on my old cougar body. I told them the next time they skip school to just come over to my trailer.