Guess what I’m in the mood for? YESSSS!!!! A BBC Gang Bang!! So, I went on this hook up site looking for some new BBC. I wanted to get my pussy stretched beyond belief. I just wanted one to begin with but when the pics came rolling in, OMG! I couldn’t pick just one. So in a true BBC Lover whore mode, I picked them all. I’m getting all dolled up right now. I shaved my pussy and practiced stretching it out with my conditioner bottle ;). It felt sooo good. I can’t wait to get stretched. I think I’ll let them fill all my holes at once. You gotta admit, it’s a great assortment huh? I’m sure you’ll wanna hear all about my BBC Gang Bang afterwards don’t you? Well, they’ll be here soon. All this huge black cocks just for lil ol’ me. It’s all good though ’cause we all know that this isn’t my first rodeo lol!
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Hardcore Orgy Porn with My Son and His Friends
So, last night my son and I were watching a hardcore orgy porn. We both enjoy watching dirty old cougars like me get gang banged and fucked hard. I have never shied away from rough sex. My pussy was built to take a pounding. In fact, I don’t know why some folks think women are the weaker sex. You kick a man in the nut sack and he is a blubbering mess. A pussy, however, was built to take a pounding. My son and I were doing lines of coke and Tequila shots watching this porn when we had to fuck. Does anyone get through a full porn movie anyway? I mean 10 minutes into this movie and my son’s cock was up my ass giving me hardcore anal sex. Perhaps it was that I was high as fuck and drunk as fuck, but I wanted my shit box fucked so hard my son got a dirty dick. He likes fucking dirty too. I am not sure when he did it, but he texted a few of his friends to come over because his mother was horny and needing more than one cock. Hell, that is any day of the week. His friends showed up with more blow, beer and hard cocks. Needless to say, I am sitting on a bag of frozen peas today, but I love that hurt so good feeling.
Trashy MILF Bender
This trashy MILF is still hung over from New Year’s Eve. We had a family bender. Up almost 48hours fucking and doing lines. The more coke we did, the more we wanted to fuck. The more we fucked, the more coke we did. I don’t remember much about yesterday as I finally crashed. I woke up this morning with my daughter between my legs licking my pussy which had so much cum in it still. I mean no one showered during our bender. We were too busy fucking. Needless to say, my pussy was ripe. Good thing my daughter is a creampie slut. She doesn’t care if its three day old cum in my pussy, she will lick out all that creamy goodness from her momma’s pussy. We played around with each other for a while, before we took a shower together. I love mommy and daughter time. I know my girls sometimes feel neglected when I am in party mode because I am focused on getting fucked. I love one on one time with my girls, because as great as my sons fuck me, no one eats mommy’s pussy like my daughters. I am all clean and fresh, but my husband just brought me some more blow. I won’t stay clean long.
Trashy MILF at the Mall
As a trashy MILF, I am fond of trashy clothes. My husband got me a gift card to Frederick’s of Hollywood for Christmas. This morning, I took my girls with me shopping. I got some looks taking such young girls into a trashy lingerie store, but I don’t care about looks. I had my girls help me try on several sexy outfits. I even picked out a few for them to try on too. This wasn’t like Pretty Woman on Rodeo Dr. It was more like dirty milf at the mall. My little girls are such slutkins. They love wearing dirty little numbers to entice daddy and his clients. Young sexy prostitutes need sexy clothes to wear while working. We had so much fun in the dressing room. I got turned on seeing such young girls in hooker attire. I bet your dick would have been at attention too. Babydoll nightgowns, crotchless panties, fishnet stockings, sheer bodysuits and gaudy stockings and garter belts were all tried on and modeled for me by my sweet tender girls. For most girls, dressing like whores would be like cosplay or something. Not for my little sluts. For them, it is work clothes. These sweet angels work their little asses off to help make money for this family. I am so proud of them that I bought them all several trashy outfits for the new year. Afterwards, I took them to Chuck E Cheese for lunch. It was a girl’s day, followed by some mommy daughter pussy licking. No boys were allowed, but that was this morning. They are ready to play with you now.
Dress Up Pretty for Dirt Sake
I’m going to twist your cock into knots because you deserve it you little fucking twat bot… I want you to put this little powder pink satin teddy with white lace trim on. I want you in full make-up including couture, blush and nasty whore red lipstick. I’m here for that tie you up fantasy and I am the most skilled wouldn’t you agree my sweet little tiny peter, lol… You make me laugh so hard when I see you attempt to walk like a true sexy diva. Your not a diva though right Wilson, your just a skinny little twerp aren’t you? I want an answer Wilson or else! I love when you cry out that you are a Diva wanna-be and beg me to stop pointing at your itty bitty pitiful penis.
I want you to repeat after me, I Wilson am the leader of the little dick people and I am owned by Mistress Cleo. Now twist that tight little sweet-butt around like a good whore. Get your pouty ass over there and slip into those 6 inch powder pink wet leather heels it’s time to have some fun with you. I’ve got some guy friends coming over and their going to be getting frisky with you and by the way they just got out of prison.. I hope you are ready for the sadistic sexual insanity that is about to befall on you my sweet man-cunt cutie. One more thing you answer to Candy-butt from now on. There is going to be jizz-juice everywhere..
A Dirty Phone Sex Kind of Family
Dirty phone sex is the only kind. Vanilla is a flavor and should never be a part of phone sex in my opinion. I am the woman you call when you think like me. I had a white Christmas in California if you know what I mean. I’m still snorting lines two days later. I have slept some, but not much since Sunday. My husband got me some fantastic powder. The best I have ever had too. He smuggled it in his pants from Columbia. My hubby has a hug nut sack. He tapped a bag under his nut sack and the airport security either missed it or it didn’t show up on the X-ray. He said he was all nervous too. Drug smuggling isn’t his forte. I rewarded him, however, when he came home. My husband is significantly older than me and for the most part I aged out sexually for him when I turned 18. But, we still have fun. He loves watching me with our sons as I love watching him with our daughters. We understand each other. Our love is based on dirty, taboo sex. I am a no taboo phone sex kind of woman. He has always loved my love for snow. In fact, he gave me my fist blow when I was the age of our youngest daughter. Since he rescued me from a trailer park in rural West Virginia 20 some years ago, we have been making babies and getting high together. Oh, and family fucking too. He likes girls with no tits or hair on their pussy yet. Sound like what you enjoy too? I like young boys with constant hard dicks and a never ending supply of cum for mommy. We both love incest, getting high and watching taboo fucking, so we were made for one another. The best thing about my sugar daddy husband is that he loves me being a phone sex whore and a slut wife, which means you can join our family fun.
Trashy MILF Christmas: Party With Me While Your WIfe Shops
I am here to wish you a trashy MILF Christmas. I am around all day and even tomorrow, the biggest shopping day of the year. I bet your wife ducks out Tuesday to score some deals. When she does you should score some cougar cunt. I have been doing lines of coke, sucking cock and masturbating all night. My son and daughter are spending a few days with their old mom for the holidays. They are just as wild as me, but younger. The funny thing is I can go longer than they can. They eventually pass out leaving me to use sex toys to get off. If your wife would rather shop than fuck this time of year, you should call me. If you have some party supplies, even better. They aren’t a requirement to have fun with me. I am a trailer trash whore. That means I can have fun in a closet. Even if I was shopping I could have fun and I hate shopping. I think it is because it takes time away from partying and fucking. I know like tomorrow is a great day to save a few bucks on Christmas crap, but guess what? I would rather stay home and get nasty with you. My son and my daughter cannot keep up with me, but I bet you can. Let your wife take the car to shop on Tuesday. Stay at home and party with me. We can fuck, swap taboo stories and get high together. Fuck everyone else!
Trailer Trash Whore Christmas Eve
Trailer trash whore Christmas Eve is here. We have an annual ritual. It’s private family time. My husband scores a big bowl of cocaine for us and no hooker activities occur. My husband and I like to drain our slutkins so they sleep soundly for Santa! I make our special family eggnog. Can you guess the secret ingredient? Yep, it is cum. We like to feed our girls daddy’s cum as well as their brothers’ cum. My husband and my sons have been jacking off into a pitcher all week. just so I can make my eggnog for our girls. I have a special something for the boys too on Christmas Eve. I make sugar cookies, but the icing is just girl cum with food coloring. Makes the cookies extra sweet. We are a white trash family with money. The house is decorated gaudy like in Christmas Vacation. I’m serving the girls cum spiked eggnog. The boys are eating Christmas cookies laced with girl goo. We are all doing coke and fucking in front of the tree. Joints are passed around too. I look forward to Christmas Eve every year because it is all about family. Family fucking. None of my offspring rally believe in Santa anymore, but they all believe in fucking daddy and mommy. Christmas is all about family, right?