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Anal Sex Whore: Shit Happens

anal sex whore cougarAnal sex whore, is one way to describe me. Cum dump cougar is another. Actually, I have been called everything in the book except wholesome girl next door. Nothing wholesome or innocent about me. I woke up from a 3 day holiday binge of cock and coke and needed more of the hair of the dog that bit me. I put on some too tight and too short clothing, ripped a cord off the back of the stove and called the maintenance guy. When I am horny, I will do anything for cock.

live phone sexI feigned ignorance over what happened to the stove. Apologized for not having cash to tip him, even though I don’t think I have to tip the trailer park fix it dude. I offered up a morning blowjob instead. He was happy to take head from an old sexy cougar. I was hoping once I he felt my mouth on his shaft, he would beg to fuck me. I wanted his cock up my old ass. I licked his nut sack and his taint, even drilled his asshole with my tongue. Started finger banging my snatch as I fucked his ass with my tongue. Realized I had some sloppy seconds up my puss.

phone sex line“Wanna fuck my ass,” I blurted out. He flipped me around, bent me over the stove and shoved his cock up my ass. Likely it still had some cock cream from the weekend too. I was getting a good ass pounding; just what I needed, but then I heard him say, “What the fuck?” I had not done my business yet, so guess he got his fuck stick covered in a bit of shit. Happens when you butt fuck. He flew into a rage over a little shit? Clearly, he has not had a lot of ass fucking in his life. I’m a dirty whore, so I fell to my knees and cleaned up the mess I made. Sucked my shit off his fuck stick. Took a swig of Jack Daniels, and was like, “Get back to fucking my ass, you pansy.” I never let a little shit ruin a good butt fuck.

Live Phone Sex; Windy City Rumbler Gone Wrong

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There is nothing I love more than money. Not drugs, not alcohol not cock. If someone told me that I had to go 3 months without all three and I could have a million dollars than I would say fuck it. This dude I met at the grocery story was a nasty old p-man who looked like he was looking for a different kind of fun when he approached me. He did though and asked if he could pay me to give me a windy city rumbler. That was when a guy face fucked you with his ass hole by your eyes and farted. For 500 dollars I was down for whatever old man shit storm had to bring.
When he got to my trailer I was already shit faced. I had one of the girl’s down the streets school uniform on with my hair tossed up into pig tales.

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When he came in I was already sick of them so I slicked them back into one. It was whatever since he just wanted to foreal fart in my face. When it can time, I made hi pay in advance. He hovered his ass hole over my face and when I perked I was surprised with a mouth full of runny ass shit. He shit all into my mouth and all over my face.
I was so drunk I did not even care that I was wearing a fecal mask. He did not either, he stuck his cock into my mouth and pulled it in and out of my throat. His hot steamy shit moved up and down around it cupping his ball sacs. I moaned and he began to finger my clit. He leaned forward and began to suck on it. I gave that ass some wind of my own. He grabbed his nose and swatted his hand at the enviable stench. Then he smiled and went back to eating my pink taco. Since my mouth was full he came on top of my shit covered face. He was quick to leave, so I showered. Only after rubbing my crap face in all of that cheddar.

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Happy Memorial Day!

scat phone sexIt’s Memorial Day weekend and that means all my naughty veterans and military men are out and ready for a dirty dirty phone call with the nastiest girl around! That’s me, of course. Don’t try to make me guess your little fantasy… I know what it is if you’re calling me. There’s no shame is our guilty pleasure…no shame in getting so incredibly filthy. I know you’ve been thinking about calling me all day…every time you went to the bathroom I was on your mind. As you pissed into that toilet you wished it was me who was receiving your golden shower. When you sat and shit earlier I know you were thinking of shitting all over these perfect titties…covering them with your waste. How dirty do you want to make me? What other nasty juices do you have for me? I’m certainly not afraid of getting filthy…dirty as I can even. Can I suck your cock till your cum is exploding all over me? Dripping down my face, onto my tits, mixing with all that shit and piss making the perfect naughty mixture. How do you like it when I look up at you, on my knees covered in all your juices – begging for even more? Maybe you have some friends that are into toilet play as much as you and I are? If not… I have as much as a desire to be a little cum dumpster as I do a personal toilet so I know you’ve got a few friends who would just love to see me covered in their hot sticky cum. The kind of cum that I suck right out of their cock until it explodes all over me, then moving to the next cock ready to be covered even more salty warm cum. Mmm… I love to get dirty no matter what kind of filth your into!