I am opening up Berretta’s Bistro. It will not be like any bistro you have ever experienced before. Berretta’s Bistro will have all kinds of kinky nasty dirty fun items to order off of the menu. You will have to schedule a reservation a day ahead of time so that we can make sure we have all the ingredients to make your special treat. We will serve things such as a Belgium Brunch were a girls cunt will be buttered up and have the jam of your choosing smeared all over it for you to enjoy. Somethings will be made table side for you such as a Belgium Breakfast where I will have raw eggs cracked and funneled up my ass. You will then fuck my tight puckered ass to scramble them. I will release the eggs into a bowl and we will cook it over a flame table side for your delight. And of course we will be serving more standard things such as a cum filled cunt or warm creampie straight from whichever member of staffs tight puckered assholes you choose.
Tag: no taboo phone sex
White Trash Phone Sex Mommy
White trash phone sex is where it as at. Why talk to a classy chick when you can have a dirty talking momma? My offspring all love that I am a dirty talker. My oldest girl is 20. She is the only legal daughter I got, but I have been teaching her how to talk dirty. She wants to get into the phone sex business. She escorts and of course is one of daddy’s favorite hookers. She is a sugar baby too on those special arrangement sites. She makes great money with all her adult endeavors, but phone sex is something she has yet to try. Being a dirty slut is one thing, being a dirty phone sex slut is another thing. I have been letting her listen in on my calls lately for training. She sits on the couch next to me rubbing my pussy as I talk with guys like you. She finds it hot when I talk about taboo things like our family fun and being a P parent. She already told me she will raise her brats in the family way when she starts a family. We started talking about starting her little one off from the get go with drinking grandpa’s cum in his or her bottle after a P call last night. Thinking of being a P grandma made me so wet. My daughter and I had a hot fuck in between calls. We ate each other out. We rubbed our juicy slits together. We even used my double-sided dildo together. She is not my first born, but she is the first one I was able to keep and raise. I am so proud of her. She is hot as fuck and as dirty as her parents. Regardless if she gets into this line of work or not, she is going to be such a dirty mommy one day. I just hope one day is very soon. I am ready to have an extremely little one in the house again.
Ass Punished with Frozen Snicker Bars
When my mistress returned she shoved five frozen miniature Snicker bars up my tight puckered ass and told me to hold them there. I clenched my ass cheeks down to keep them in but they were so cold that I wanted to cry. She smacked my ass a few more times and then she left again.
When she returned this time you were with her. She wanted to make sure that you knew I had been properly punished for my misdeeds and she wanted to make it up to you. So she put you in front of me and pulled out your limp cock. She told me to use my mouth and make it nice and hard.
Once your big thick cock was nice and hard she told you to eat my ass. She told you to be sure and stick that tongue deep inside my tight little puckered ass. She had put a creamy delightful treat inside of my ass just for you. You went to town eating those now melted gooey little Snicker bars out of my ass before shoving your big hard cock into it and fucking it hard. Then you pulled out and had me suck off all of that melted Snicker goo from your big hard cock before you washed it all down my throat with your warm creamy cum.
Punished by My Mistress
You came by today for your appointment. I have been parting a little hard and did not realize that I was booked with you. Normally I make sure to have eaten plenty of fiber the day before so that I can produce my scrumptious creamy chocolate pudding for you. Unfortunately, I was not able to today and you were so mad!
You called my mistress and told her that you pay good money for your sessions with me and you expect me to be able to preform. Whether you wanted a golden shower, scat, or for me to just suck your cock dry I should be ready and willing. Not the hung over hot mess that I was today. She assured you that it would never happen again.
She called me into the torture chamber and told me to strip. She told me that she expects her whores to deliver the best customer service always. Then she tied me up to her saw horse and started spanking my ass. I was screaming and crying before she stopped. Little did I know she was just getting started. She pulled out a vibrator and put it on my cunt. She punished my cunt with her vibrator and strap-on until my cunt was fucked raw. Then she just left me there all tied up and told me she would be back for round two!
I’m his only girl just like he likes it
I am his only girl just like he likes it, I’m a southern belle and he loves that because he’s a country boy with a whole lot of land and financial standing to take care of a real woman if you know what I mean. He loves a real woman a woman like The smell of sweaty leather turns him on and so I don’t mind smelling like the musk that turns him into a monster. We sit around all day long sometimes buck naked by the fireplace kissing, hugging and loving on each other completely indulging in each other’s love and desires. He even loves my stretch marks they aren’t even inperfections to him that is perfect designs, he knows how to appreciate a woman so my stretch marks turn him on. A sexual desire, I’m a simple girl just like he is a simple man he likes to come home to the same woman he likes to spoil his woman and treat me like I deserves to be treated and I want the same man someone who’s accepting someone who knows what to do and willing to get to know me the same woman. I’m thinking about it right now this southern belle misses her Southern bow I’m yearning for him I hope he’s there and answers me too.
Let’s Make America Great Again
I’m a nasty little trollop a tramp who can’t get enough of the hard black cocks that I see jogging all around my neighborhood. I’m always on the hunt I need me a big bunch of strong Nigger bucks so I can be their mistress and own them and they can do whatever the fuck I tell them to. I don’t feel sorry for wanting me some black hard pulsating nigger cocks. I don’t feel bad for wanting to own them and rule over them and make them fuck me whenever I want. Look at this we had slaves in my great grandfather’s days he used to fulfill all of his rape fantasies without a doubt and believe me my grandfather told me stories that would make a white man and woman fall in love with how it used to be when it was great. My grandfather said that his grandfather had those nigger sluts and bucks in line and they did not play any stupid talking back games to my great-grandfather and that’s what my grandfather said he knows. I love the thought of a cum guzzling slutty slave whore bitch taking big white cocks in her black nigger cunt. I love the way my grandfather used to tell me that they would scream and beg for Master to stop torturing their cunts. I guess that’s where I get my love for black cock from being a ruler. And guess what in the great old days we got the chance and no one can take that away from us. Make America great again bitches.
Playing with My Sloppy Wet Pussy
I love playing with my sloppy wet pussy on calls. Seriously, my pussy is always wet. Either from so much cum inside me or chronic masturbation. I discovered masturbation late in life. It was a very liberating discovery. I can rub my clit and cum in less than two minutes. I never get through a full clip of a porn on Porn Hub. Last night, my daughters and I had some masturbatory fun. I have taught my girls and my boys the art of self love. If you can’t make yourself cum, how can you show some one else how to make you cum? I won’t let my girls or boys settle for some loser who doesn’t care about their pleasure. I may be a trashy milf, but I am still a good mother. We watched a movie where young girls were getting their pussies licked by girls. There were guys watching. The older girls where demonstrating how to eat pussy by using younger girls. We got so hot watching this. The boys busted in on us playing with our cunts and wanted to join. My boys, as much as I love them, could use some pussy eating lessons. We took a lesson from the porn we watched and made them look as we ate each other into squirting orgasms. The boys had blue balls and we had wet pussies and glistening faces. Sometimes, girl time is necessary.
Scrumptious Marble Shit Cake
You and I had the dirtiest kinkiest time last night. It was your birthday but by the time we got around to the cake, I had consumed too much alcohol and was just a little tipsy. I accidently dropped your cake right on your lap. You being you just started laughing and smearing that cake with red icing all over my naked body. We were smearing it all over our naked bodies and then we started licking it off of each other. As I was sucking all of that butter cream icing off of your big hard cock. You had a wicked little laugh and said you know what would make this cake better. If I took a great big shit all over your chest then we could mix it in with this vanilla cake and make one hell of a scrumptious marble shit cake. We smeared my shit along with your cake all over each other and made sure to lick every last drop off of each other. I sucked your hard throbbing shit cake covered cock until you busted a nut and cum washed it all down.
Vagina Viagra Equals Dirty Live Phone Sex
Live phone sex is the best. I don’t understand why men would call for recorded sex stories. When you call me, it is personalized. I say your name. We talk about our experiences and I want to fulfill your naughty fantasy. I don’t tell a generic story. Last night Larry wanted to hear me masturbate. I take female Viagra, so I can masturbate all night long. I thought that was easy. I masturbate all the time because Viagra for vaginas makes me have a clitty hard on for well over 4 hours. We can never give ourselves too much self love, right? He didn’t want just a vanilla diddle my pussy call. I should have known that. This isn’t the site you call for anything vanilla. He wanted me to find the biggest thing in the house to fuck my cunt. I knew just the thing to use too. My son’s little league baseball bat. I am a nasty freak on this Viagra shit. I love stretching my comfort level and my fuck holes. I put my caller on speaker phone and positioned the bat over my pussy in such a way that I could just squat down and impale my pussy as far as I could go.I grunted and moaned as my pussy devoured the baseball bat inch by inch. Viagra makes me even hornier than usual. I would like to brag that my pussy took all 14 inches, but I only got about 11 inches in. Clearly, I need more practice. My sons offered to help, but their cocks are half that size. Maybe one day, they will be bigger. I mean they are still growing. My pussy is still sore today. When you call for live dirty phone sex, I deliver. Thanks to vagina Viagra, I can out fuck a fuck machine.










