I have a dirty phone sex story for you. I got drunk last night at some fancy wine tasting event. I didn’t fit in with the crowd, but I won a couple for tickets, so I took my daughter. Personally, if I had an extra $300 lying around I would have bought coke not tickets to taste overpriced sugar water. My daughter and I looked like trailer park whores compared to the other folks there. The men were gawking at us and the women were giving us those disapproving looks. We just ignored the bitches, drank free wine and flirted with the men who gave us attention. What man doesn’t prefer a trashy milf over a stuck-up cunt? Everyone knows a woman like me gives better head and takes it up the ass. I drank a lot of overpriced sugar water which made me horny as fuck. This one married dude was all over us both like a cheap suit. I assumed if his wife was there he wouldn’t be hitting on us. Usually the high-class folks have a better system of cheating than blatantly flirting in front of their wives. I thought he was there with buddies or something, so when he said he wanted to fuck my ass, I didn’t think we would get busted by his wife. He tried to blame the wine when he was caught in the middle of hardcore anal sex with a stranger. She was pissed. She was calling me a skank and a whore, and slapping him against the head, but he kept fucking my ass. This wasn’t the typical place for a dirty whore to fuck. Only my daughter and the guy who was fucking me were amused at the free sex show. Someone called the police. His cum was oozing out my ass by the time they showed up. I will never go to a high society event like that again even if it is free. But, I will fuck that stuck up bitch’s husband again. He made the entire thing fun.
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Dirty Phone Sex at a High Society Event
drunk girl fucking on the fourth of July
This past fourth of July was insane. I am just now recuperating and its Saturday. I was the drunk girl fucking all the guys in the party. After I got a couple lines of blow I was drinking and letting lose. There is something about coke and alcohol that makes me open sesame and make me fuck anyone in sight. I crave more coke and more cock. It’s quite simple the more I get of something the more I want it. The party was a blur and I can’t even remember how many loads I got in my holes. I know my twat my mouth and bum were beyond busy this past fourth of July. I guess if you can’t remember what happens it almost always means you had a blast.
High like a kite

It’s three in the afternoon, and I have just missed the entire day. I was up partying all night. I was supposed to be sitting, but I woke up in a daze have no idea where my youngin cousins are I remember being offered some blow and some yummy heroine to feed my addiction.
I may have sold them to get my fix. The last thing I remember is the euphoric feeling of shooting up and the mountains of coke that I did hitting me all at once. I didn’t stop there the guys that came over had fun with me too. I was a drunk girl fucking for all the nose candy I could get. I am now in a rut and don’t know where the tots are, but at this point, all I care about is getting high like a kite again.
little white lies and little white lines
Okay so you have noticed some money from the register is missing? What am I supposed to do fess up? I am not going to fess up you already know the deal. I have a coke habit, and you have been underpaying me. I have so much shit on you like you fucking me and using me while your wife has no idea! I bet she would love to know what you are up to when you say you have a long night at the office. You weren’t working hard and trying to get things done. In fact, you were getting acquainted with your hot coke whore Liberian you were making me your anal sex whore along with someone of my hot friends. Instead of bitching about a couple of the twenties missing why don’t you give me a bonus for every time I have to suck on your puny cock. Keep both of us happy, and I will keep my mouth shut. A bit quid pro quo okay?
Orgies and Drugs
Last night, I was invited to attend an orgy. There were naked bodies everywhere and everyone was fucking and sucking. There were tiny piles of cocaine everywhere. I scooped some up in my fingernail and snorted the good stuff. The drug made my nipples hard and my cunt throb. I searched around the room because I was ready to sit on a hard dick. I saw a cute couple fucking missionary style on a sofa. The girl looked way too innocent for an orgy. I wanted to punish her so I sat on her face. I made her eat my pussy because I wanted my pussy to be sloppy wet because her partner had a huge cock. I smothered her with my fat cunt and her nose tickled my clit. The man pulled his cock out of her pussy and grabbed me from her face. He sat up on the sofa and I sat on his dick. He licked at my tits as I bounced on his dick. The poor girl looked angry because I stole her lover but I really didn’t give a damn.
Trashy Milf Babysitter
I am a trashy milf. Not your typical soccer mom. My brats are adults now, but occasionally I get to babysit for some much younger brats. Why some one would ask me to watch their little ones is a mystery, but they do all the time. Of course, my services are free, so that may be why I am so popular with families. A woman I know wanted me to watch her two boys for the weekend. She had a last minute chance to go to a rock festival. She called me up and I was glad to help. I brought some coke and beer. And my cunt of course. What else could two young boys want in a babysitter, right? I am the bad babysitter you see in those cheesy Lifetime movies. I love corrupting the youth. These little boys new I was coming. As soon as their mama was out the door, they gave me a spiked lemonade. The perverts crushed up some of mommy’s Xanax and gave me a knock out drink. I woke up naked with two little boys molesting me. I was covered in boy jizz. One was fucking my cunt and the other was jacking off on my face when I came back to the living. I scared the fuck out of them initially. I think they thought I was going to call the cops and have them arrested for molesting and drugging the babysitter. Clearly, these young criminals had no clue who they knocked out and assaulted. I leaped up off the floor and demanded boy cock in my mouth. They couldn’t believe their luck. Think of all the fun they could have had with this trailer trash whore if I had been awake for the hours of fucking I slept through? I must watch these boys again. We fucked for two days straight. Only stopped to wizz, eat and fuel up for more.
Pimping my stepsister out
I have been pimping out plenty of youngin sluts lately. I have done just about anything to get my hands on blow. My latest stunt has to be one of my lowest. I have a tot stepsister who I decided to pimp out. I was watching her and knew that she could be my cash supply for the summer. I put up an ad online, and the perves came like bees to honey. It was better than I expected. I got my step sister dressed up. I put some makeup on her and got her looking like a mini slut. It was going great. I promised her I would take her on a shopping spree. I am hoping I can leave a bit for her if not I will trick her and start her early and give her a bit of blow. It’s becoming a cycle I can’t get out of, but I won’t stop. I have been the drunk girl fucking for a couple of lines, and I am now the coke whore pimping out ankle biters.
Cum Dumpster at a Party
A cum dumpster will always be the life of the party. I have a girlfriend from the right side of the tracks. She married well. Growing up we were from the same side of the bad tracks. We were thick as thieves. She and I shared many a cock over the years for money. We used to tell older men we met at the mall we were sisters. We were both blonde and blue eyed and buxom for our age. Guys gladly shelled out money to get head or hand jobs from two teen sisters. She married a wealthy businessman and moved on up like the Jefferson’s. She never forgot her trailer trash whore roots and friend, however. I am invited to every party she throws. The one this weekend was a classy one. I stuck out like a sore thumb in hot pants and a tube top. She doesn’t care. She invites me because some of her male friends need a good ball draining and their stuck-up trophy wives need a wake-up call. I am the kind of woman who does what your wife won’t do. All the guys were glued to me. I was glued to the bar. Guys were pouring me drinks and chatting me up. My friend kept the wives away with a tour of the house. Suddenly, it was just me and 10 married men whose balls had not been drained since Regan was president. It didn’t take long to blow them because when your dick has not been sucked in forever, the first touch of a tongue makes you ooze. I am sure you know what I am talking about. My tube top came off and these classy men were shooting their loads of cum all over me. I managed to clean myself up and have a few more drinks before my friend even came back from the house tour with the wives. Honestly, I bet those wives wouldn’t even be upset that I blew their husbands. I just saved them obligatory head for another decade. I am a cum guzzling slut. I love the taste of cum. I am happy to blow any man, even you.










