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Drunk girl fucking in bathroom

I got invited to work a party of a big drug dealer in my town. He wants me to walk around naked expect a bunny tail butt plug in my ass, and a silver plate full of pure coke for the party guests. I am allowed to have party favors to. So i decide to drink a little. By a little I mean I got so fucking wasted! I started to mix coke and a the alcohol. I was still walking around serving the coke taking drinks when I stumbled into the bathroom because I started getting dizzy. The host of the party came into see if I was okay by sticking his dick in my pussy. I was leaned over the sink and he thought to take advantage of my dirty cunt. He took my butt plug and shoved it in my asshole so hard. He grabbed my hair and started to choke me till I couldn’t breath. That made me throw up, so he dug my face into my own throw up as he was still stroking me. untill he busted on my back and left me throwing up over the sink. I got myself together and went back to serving the party. wahoo, It’s going to be a long night.

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Drunk Girl Fucking

drunk girl fuckingHave you ever seen a drink girl fucking? What about two? My daughter and I got shit faced drunk this weekend on some fine cans of Natural Ice beer. It is the premier beer choice for trailer park whores. We are proud beer guzzlers too. We don’t need a paper bag to hide our drink of choice and we can out drink any man. We held a beer party at our trailer on Friday night that lasted until yesterday morning.  All the guys from the trailer park came by thinking they could drink two little white chicks under the table, but we were the last ones standing. We were also burping fiends. I can chug beer and not puke, but I will out burp any man afterwards. A few men at the party managed to keep up with us whores. We showed them how we multi task. I poke a hole in a beer can, chug the beer while deep throating a hard cock. My daughter puked while attempting this maneuver, but she didn’t pass out. Like the nasty freak she is, she kept blowing the dude’s dick even though she blew junks on his cock. We clean up our messes in this family. I was seeing double, barely standing come Monday morning, but I was still guzzling beer and cum. All the original men who started partying with us had passed the fuck out or gone home, so we had to hustle in some new meat off the street. A couple young guys thought they could take a couple drunk girls. They manhandled my daughter, so I manhandled them. Fucked their asses with a beer bottle. I think they liked it. My memory is a bit patchy from a three day drunk fest, but the shit and blood on the bottles tells me someone’s ass had a good time. Maybe it was mine. All I know is that if you like white trash phone sex, I can out party any man.

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You’re gonna love my gangbang sex stories!

gangbang sex storiesOh man do I ever have some gangbang sex stories for you! I got fucking suuuuper drunk last night… I’m talkin shitfaced, blackout fucking drunk… I had no idea what I had done, all I knew was that I was sore as hell! I found out what naughty shit I had been doing as soon as I went online, I had messages filling my inboxes of every social platform I’m on! They all sent me to a couple of links to some hardcore gangbang videos… guess who was the star of all of them… that’s right, it was me. I had to have fucked like 50 guys… not even kidding, there was a fucking line to get in to see me and I was loudly begging for even more! I was a total shameless slut, I sucked and fucked every single cock that walked thru that door! I guess I am supposed to be feeling regret or I should be ashamed of what I did but all I can feel is horny as I sit here watching these videos… I guess I really am a nasty whore huh?

Cum to me for the Party!!

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I love to fucking party! I bet you have never seen a dirty whore like me out drink a man and then fuck herself with the same fucking bottle she just finished. When I party I get so fucking horny! I need something deep inside of me filling me up!  I get so fucking drunk I don’t give a fuck what happens or who fucks me as I am passed out! The first whore to pass out is the first whore covered head to toe in cum. I woke up last night with feeling so stretched open! I opened my phone to see what time it was and there they were. All the pictures of last night. Me taking big thick cocks in my pussy and ass. All of the pictures are on facebook! Everyone is seeing how much of a dirty whore I really am!! #drunkenwhore #dirtycocksuckingwhore #asstomouthlover I couldn’t help myself. Seeing all the photos again and knowing what has been in and out of my pussy and asshole I got turned on all over again. I grabbed that bottle of jager and stuffed it deep inside of my pussy. I worked that bottle in and out of me until I covered that dark green bottle in my creamy pussy juices. 

Laundry Day

Creampie slut evonneI cleaned up last night at the poker table. Not only did I will a fist full of cash while getting drunk and high I won his services for the day when he ran out of money. I put on a sexy little black number, rolled a couple of joints, poured a rum and coke and sat back on the couch with my wet pussy while he puttered around naked cleaning my house. I watched him head to the laundry room with a basket full of dirty clothes with a smile on my face as I slid my fingers into my cunt. After finger fucking myself for some time I realized that he was taking a bit to long to put a load of clothes in the wash. I got up to look and there he was his eyes closed  with his dick in one hand and a pair of my crusty cum filled panties in his face, licking and smelling and groaning. His dick was dripping pre-cum and his balls were tight up against his body. I knew he was about ready to blow. I cleared my throat and his eyes flew opened and he dropped the panties to the floor. “No cumming until your chores are done, Cinderella” I said with a smile as I blew a cloud of pot smoke into his face and walked away laughing. laundry day has never been this much fun!

I Instigated It

phone sex line evonneI knew what I was doing when I wore my little black dress to the club. I also knew what I was doing when I choose what to wear under it. I know he is jealous as hell. I also knew that the way I looked and the way I was dancing on the dance floor I was attracting slutty ass attention, I watched him get madder as the night wore on and he got drunker. Every time a man looked at me with that I could fuck you look in his eyes, Steve would get the look of hall and damnation in his eyes. I get off on watching it, instigating it. It wouldn’t be long before he would be beating the shit out of some poor slob all over me and this shit drove me crazy. My cunt would get nice and wet as I watch him beat someone down When it is all over with and the dumb ass is on the ground, bleeding, barely conscience, I will stand over him and let my cunt cum while laughing at him and telling him this is the pussy he just got fucked up over.

Ellen is a Drunk girl fucking anything!

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Tomorrow is National Beer day and let me tell you how much I fucking love being a drunk girl fucking dick all night long. I am  dirty cock sucking whore who sells her pussy for drugs and beer all the time. So on National Beer day I love getting piss drunk, and fucking for beer all day long. If you’ve got a nice cold beer that I can shove up my pussy and cool my dirty hot cunt off with I will suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.

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I’ll take half of beer filled to the top with warm piss and I’ll drink that shit all the way down. I love selling my pussy, ass and mouth for drugs and beer. I’m a dirty fucking whore!  I would love to be your drunken whore you fuck with all your buddies. I can’t wait to drink your piss and wash it down with a nice cold beer after smoking a blunt. 

Drunk Girl Fucking Role Play

drunk girl fucking cleoNothing gets crazier then a bunch of  drunk girls. especially when the girls are nasty and horny and have absolutely no limits. The stories are insane.

Our latest adventure came about very innocently. We had nothing to do over the weekend so we decided to rent the first season of  Colony. We went to the store and loaded up on munchies and beer and hunkered down for an all night veg out session.

About three hours into our series we were very tipsy and started talking about Earth actually being invaded by an alien species. One thing led to another and we began to talk about fucking another species.

Before I knew what was happening we were all stripping. Someone went to the bathroom and got the make-up. Here we were, a room full of drunk girls applying makeup to each other’s bodies and transforming each other into aliens. It was all very erotic.The feel of soft and fluffy make-up brushes kissing our flesh lightly and making us all hornier then hell.

Role play was a natural evolution of our drunken imaginations. In no time at all we were creating alien languages and off the wall methods of breeding and mating rituals.

A bunch of drunk girl fucking in the oddest most alien ways we could imagine. All while getting drunker by the minute.

There was tits and ass and pussy and painted bodies all over the place. Half of us making no sense at all peaking a garbled, made up language. Trying to emulate the sexual moaning noises that our alien race would make. Some of us couldn’t even stand up we were so drunk.

Someone recorded the entire thing and here we sit watching our antics, laughing while we wait for the guys to arrive with more beer so we can share it with them and we can all get drunk and fucked again. This time with some interesting alien cock, we hope. phone sex line cleo01

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I went to a party this weekend and I got really fucking wasted. My girlfriend had this idea where I would do a hand stand on the wall and have beer poured down my shit hole until I got fucked up. I didn’t believe it would work at first but it hit me so much harder then what I expected just because I was literally on the floor and unable to move. These guys saw my bald cunt and decided that it would be great if they took turns fucking my wet cunt until I was raw and super sore.

At first it felt great since I was wet but after a while a was dryer then a desert and it hurt like a bitch. Each guy took a turn fucking my dry cunt and right when they felt like they were going to get it they had to pull out since they wanted me to hurt since I was the “drunk girl” at the party. I was ok with having these guys fuck me hard just because I am a huge slut and I love my pussy to throb and hurt, but it got really awkward when these dikes started scissoring me on the floor.

Just because I got really bad carpet burn since they didn’t believe in shaving their pussy. I guess I learned my lesson next time I have to do this with a friend so that we can get fucked together since two is better then one.

St Patrick’s Day Gang Bang

stripper sex storiesI had a plan for this St Patty’s Day. All of the girls in the strip club were decking out in green as usual. I was wearing a sexy black number. They thought I was crazy. The truth was I wanted to be pinched by as many men as would notice me. Then I will pick 20 of those to take to my office for a “private party”.

The truth is ever since the boss and his son’s started using me in their gang bangs, I can’t get enough. I have been fantasizing about taking on a larger number of men. I want to be a total gangbang whore. I have 20 handwritten notes that I will pass out to the men whom I choose to participate. When they pinch me, if I want them I will buy them a shot and offer myself to them “party style”.

The notes read “The luck of the Irish is upon you. You have been chosen to come to my office at 10PM for a gang bang party with yours truly as the hostess. Should you choose to accept this invitation, please be punctual and come with a hard cock ready to fill one of my warm, waiting holes.”

I can’t wait to see how many show up. I am so anxious for my little party.

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