Happy Thanksgiving bitches! That’s right; I got invited to this awesome party for this holiday season, A party full of the best drugs on the market, and the best alcohol and food that money can buy. The only rule, You must come completely naked to embrace that holiday spirit! That’s fine by me though, I feel more comfortable in the nude than I ever have while wearing clothes! I decided to bring a big ass tub of homemade mashed potatoes with that delicious green butter on top…if you catch my drift. I also brought along my own stash of Molly because baby girl likes to party and the only way to party is to be completely fucked up on drugs. When I arrived, I popped some molly in the car and then went inside only to stumble upon the biggest orgy I have ever seen in my life! Sexy, sweaty bodies were writhing on the floor and the sounds of sex were drifting towards me. I walked over towards the fun after setting my things down and immediately found a sexy little cunny to start sucking on. She had a dick up her tight little asshole too so I ate out that pussy until she was screaming! As soon as he slipped out of her I slid down on top of her and pushed that cock straight into my wet pussy! He shuddered and damn near came inside me right there! After we all had sex and fucked we were fucking starving! The dinner was so perfect, I can’t wait until next year to do it all over again!
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Let me suck if off
I’m Fucked Up
Might be kinda hard for me to post this blog today… I AM STILL FUCKED UP! Last night was super dope for me, I am still high and drunk and I don’t give a fuckkk what anyone thinks about that. My job is awesome because I am come to work fucked up as I want…Most guys are into it anyway. They like a girl like me that they know will suck their cock off for less than a 8-ball. Shit, I’d do it for free! I get off on being a whore, and once I’ve had a line or two… or even popped some molly I am horny and ready to do anything and everything. As long as I stay fucked up you can get me to do anything! I play with k9 cock, beg for gangbangs and get nice and nasty with shit puke and piss. I am always taking things to the extreme when I am fucking high and drunk!
Big Dick Sucker
I taught my daughter to be a big dick sucker, just like my mother taught me. Cock sucking skills are more important than math skills for women. We can get away with murder if we can give great head. Hell, most men will tell you even bad head is better than no head and so many men in this world are getting zero head. Seems like women get married and the first skill they forget is how to give a great blow job. Our cock sucking skills got us out of orange jump suits this week. I was speeding. We were jamming in the car with the sunroof down to some Lynyrd Skynyrd oblivious to the word. The speeding wasn’t the problem, neither was the open beer bottles we were sipping on. The real issue would have been the couple kilos of cocaine and the pound of weed in the trunk. Girls got to get through the holidays, right?
When I saw the sirens, I looked at my daughter and explained we could either pull a Thelma and Louise, or we could suck and fuck our way out of this trouble. We went with the latter. We tugged our dresses down to reveal some ample cleavage, pulled them up to show some sexy leg and applied pink lip gloss. The cop had an instant boner, so I knew we were safe. With one hand I gave him my license, with the other I unzipped his pants. That cop was packing more heat in his pants than in his holster. I started blowing him, he started moaning. My daughter got him in the passenger side so he could sit down so this trailer trash whore could come around to blow him off the highway. My daughter joined in. I know he saw the beer bottles and smelled the weed, but he never searched the car, nor did he give me a ticket. He just shot a big load in my mouth, ordered me to snowball his load with my daughter and let us off with a warning. If you can suck a big dick, you can get away with anything.
No Taboo Phone Sex with a Druggy Momma
No taboo phone sex with me is just that. I just can’t have limits in my life or on the phone. Let me share a secret. I am a party momma. I love coke. More importantly, I love what it does to me. It takes away all the shackles of restraint and morality I may possess. If I was not a druggy whore, I would never be able to pimp out my little angels. It is not like I need the money that their little pussies and asses bring me. It is just fun to be a home brothel madam. I am running a Pussy Cat Ranch out of my home, just with jailbait girls and boys. I am raising my brood in an open family dynamic. Clothes are optional to wear in the house. Anyone wants to play with themselves they can do so openly. Anyone wants to fuck a member of the family, they can. Anyone wants to earn some extra money the old fashion way, they can do that too. They are all greedy whores like me, so they want to be whored out. My husband had a party Sunday night for some of his big clients. I supplied the nose candy and the talent. All of my brats were in attendance working the room and earning money. I have something for everyone. Young boys with no hair on their cocks yet. Teen boys. Little girls with hairless cunnies and baby fat. Lovely Lolitas. My husband’s associates know they can fuck the boys and the girls in my house. I was getting high with the men while they made their selections on who to fuck. Big dicks penetrated little assess and cunnies all night long. Money exchanged hands and everyone was happy, especially my little babes who made big bucks being hookers for hire.
All Night Partying
I met a girl named Megan while partying downtown last night. She’s my kind of girl, totally hot, slutty and loves to have fun and get high. We snorted coke in the bathroom, made out and danced and drank the night away. The guys were all over us, but none really caught my eye until the end of the night. Sven was different, he was white, tall with broad shoulders and long hair. But, it was his gaze that I noticed. His eyes were piercing, he seemed to look right through me and I just knew he’d be one hell of a fuck.
Megan thought that he was hot too, and she suggested that we fuck him together. So, we got an Uber and headed to my favorite hotel. On the car ride over, Megan started things off by taking her top off in the car. This girl is a freak and I love it! She was rubbing her tits and licking her nipples, then rubbing mine and trying to get my top off. Soon, we were both topless and our new guy friend was in awe. His boner was huge, so I grabbed it and massaged it through his pants. We didn’t make it to the hotel before he had his cock inside both of us, and our Uber driver got an eyeful!
Live Phone Sex with a Druggy P Mommy
Live phone sex is so much fun. I talked to this party guy over the weekend. Well, I talk to a lot of party guys any given weekend, actually. This particular guy, however, enjoys coke and dirty mommies. Reminded me of my husband. My baby daddy 7 times over is an old pervert. In fact he is the one who turned me on to coke. He was a client of my parents. He heard of a little place in the hills of West Virginia where he could get jailbait pussy for a small fee. I quickly learned to become a good whore with him. He was nice to a scared young girl. Spoiled me, gave me coke to be able to get through the ones who were not so nice and taught me how to have an orgasm. The other men that paid my meth head folks money to fuck me, didn’t care about me. Trevor was different. Luckily, he rescued me and now I get to be a dirty mommy with our brood. My husband has lots of business associates like himself who life young boys and girls. My little ones, unlike me, get to do only what they want with whom and they get to keep the money. We are rich thanks to my husband’s head for business. A family brothel is just for fun. Last night my daughters entertained a big movie mogul for their daddy. Normally, I get to watch, but this guy didn’t want me killing his boner. Mature women aren’t his thing. But that was okay. I had 3 young boys at home to keep me occupied. I did lines of coke, blew little cocks and got trained by my boys until my little girls came to me with their cum filled cunts and asses. My little ones are very happy and very rich.
Cocksucking Coke Whore
“You take that big black cock, nasty coke whore!” For the second time this week I was hearing this screamed at me while choking on my dealers big fat cock. I’ll do anything for my next fix and deep throating is my favorite type of payment! Anyway, He grabbed the back of my head and started riding my throat so hard that I had no choice but to gag on it every time his thick meaty head slammed against the back of my throat. After only 10 minutes I puked all over his dick! He fucking loved those smelly chunks of vomit all over his cock and balls. I loved it even more though because I got to eat it back up and swallow it along with his thick load of steamy jizz! I just love the taste of fresh puke and cum mixed together. After he got done fucking my face he let me snort a line of fine white powder off of his perfectly-sucked, clean black dick.