I am opening up Berretta’s Bistro. It will not be like any bistro you have ever experienced before. Berretta’s Bistro will have all kinds of kinky nasty dirty fun items to order off of the menu. You will have to schedule a reservation a day ahead of time so that we can make sure we have all the ingredients to make your special treat. We will serve things such as a Belgium Brunch were a girls cunt will be buttered up and have the jam of your choosing smeared all over it for you to enjoy. Somethings will be made table side for you such as a Belgium Breakfast where I will have raw eggs cracked and funneled up my ass. You will then fuck my tight puckered ass to scramble them. I will release the eggs into a bowl and we will cook it over a flame table side for your delight. And of course we will be serving more standard things such as a cum filled cunt or warm creampie straight from whichever member of staffs tight puckered assholes you choose.
Tag: dirty phone sex
I met my match
You were so amazing last night when we had live phone sex. It was almost as good as the real thing. We fucking partied together all night long. Doing huge rails of Peru’s finest cocaine off of each other’s bodies. When you do those tiny bumps off my nipples they get rock fucking hard. My pussy still gets soaked when you do that too. Doing nummies with the tip of your cock makes sure that you really enjoy pounding my face as hard as you want. I never thought I would meet a guy who loved to party and fuck as much as I do but I think I may have met my match with you. You push my boundaries and I fucking love it.
White Trash Phone Sex Mommy
White trash phone sex is where it as at. Why talk to a classy chick when you can have a dirty talking momma? My offspring all love that I am a dirty talker. My oldest girl is 20. She is the only legal daughter I got, but I have been teaching her how to talk dirty. She wants to get into the phone sex business. She escorts and of course is one of daddy’s favorite hookers. She is a sugar baby too on those special arrangement sites. She makes great money with all her adult endeavors, but phone sex is something she has yet to try. Being a dirty slut is one thing, being a dirty phone sex slut is another thing. I have been letting her listen in on my calls lately for training. She sits on the couch next to me rubbing my pussy as I talk with guys like you. She finds it hot when I talk about taboo things like our family fun and being a P parent. She already told me she will raise her brats in the family way when she starts a family. We started talking about starting her little one off from the get go with drinking grandpa’s cum in his or her bottle after a P call last night. Thinking of being a P grandma made me so wet. My daughter and I had a hot fuck in between calls. We ate each other out. We rubbed our juicy slits together. We even used my double-sided dildo together. She is not my first born, but she is the first one I was able to keep and raise. I am so proud of her. She is hot as fuck and as dirty as her parents. Regardless if she gets into this line of work or not, she is going to be such a dirty mommy one day. I just hope one day is very soon. I am ready to have an extremely little one in the house again.
Ass Punished with Frozen Snicker Bars
When my mistress returned she shoved five frozen miniature Snicker bars up my tight puckered ass and told me to hold them there. I clenched my ass cheeks down to keep them in but they were so cold that I wanted to cry. She smacked my ass a few more times and then she left again.
When she returned this time you were with her. She wanted to make sure that you knew I had been properly punished for my misdeeds and she wanted to make it up to you. So she put you in front of me and pulled out your limp cock. She told me to use my mouth and make it nice and hard.
Once your big thick cock was nice and hard she told you to eat my ass. She told you to be sure and stick that tongue deep inside my tight little puckered ass. She had put a creamy delightful treat inside of my ass just for you. You went to town eating those now melted gooey little Snicker bars out of my ass before shoving your big hard cock into it and fucking it hard. Then you pulled out and had me suck off all of that melted Snicker goo from your big hard cock before you washed it all down my throat with your warm creamy cum.
Pimping my stepsister out
I have been pimping out plenty of youngin sluts lately. I have done just about anything to get my hands on blow. My latest stunt has to be one of my lowest. I have a tot stepsister who I decided to pimp out. I was watching her and knew that she could be my cash supply for the summer. I put up an ad online, and the perves came like bees to honey. It was better than I expected. I got my step sister dressed up. I put some makeup on her and got her looking like a mini slut. It was going great. I promised her I would take her on a shopping spree. I am hoping I can leave a bit for her if not I will trick her and start her early and give her a bit of blow. It’s becoming a cycle I can’t get out of, but I won’t stop. I have been the drunk girl fucking for a couple of lines, and I am now the coke whore pimping out ankle biters.
Punished by My Mistress
You came by today for your appointment. I have been parting a little hard and did not realize that I was booked with you. Normally I make sure to have eaten plenty of fiber the day before so that I can produce my scrumptious creamy chocolate pudding for you. Unfortunately, I was not able to today and you were so mad!
You called my mistress and told her that you pay good money for your sessions with me and you expect me to be able to preform. Whether you wanted a golden shower, scat, or for me to just suck your cock dry I should be ready and willing. Not the hung over hot mess that I was today. She assured you that it would never happen again.
She called me into the torture chamber and told me to strip. She told me that she expects her whores to deliver the best customer service always. Then she tied me up to her saw horse and started spanking my ass. I was screaming and crying before she stopped. Little did I know she was just getting started. She pulled out a vibrator and put it on my cunt. She punished my cunt with her vibrator and strap-on until my cunt was fucked raw. Then she just left me there all tied up and told me she would be back for round two!
Dirty Phone Sex Father’s Day
Dirty phone sex was popular on Father’s Day. Lot’s of P daddies wanted special time with their baby girls. My phone daddies weren’t alone. My husband was in for a treat yesterday. He is a few decades my senior. He could be our offspring’s grandpa. He is often mistaken for the girls’ granddad when we are out. That means people think he is my father! Sometimes we tell them, sometimes we just enjoy knowing the dirty truth. I got the girls up early, the boys too, so we could give daddy his gifts and have breakfast together. After eating, we gave daddy a dirty sex show. He gets hard still, but he just needs more time and a little visual incentive. Me and my girls started the Father’s Day show by playing with our wet bald cunts. I had all the sex toys ready for use. The boys jacked off because once daddy was hard and ready to fuck his daughters’ tiny pink cunts, the boys were getting some love from their sexy mommy. I have three boys and three girls. We have a big family. A big fucking family. After about 20 minutes of watching his slutkins get fucked with dildos and sex machines, daddy’s old cock was rock hard and ready to pleasure his baby girls. I love watching him fuck our daughters. It doesn’t happen as much as it once did because of his age, but he watches them fuck his clients all the time. Daddy is a pervert voyeur. My sons were equally as hard as daddy from watching his sisters and I masturbate. They can’t look at pussy and not get hard. While the girls fucked their daddy to wish him Happy Father’s Day, the boys took turns with me. At some point, I entertained all three boys in my mommy wholes at once because I am a trailer trash whore and a dirty mom.
Eye candy and nose candy
I got into escorting because I need to supply my coke habit. In this field. What better way to get some nose candy? Being eye candy would supply me endless amounts of coke and some other stuff too.I met two of the nastiest whores I could find. Deanna and Carrie both showed me the ropes of fucking for large sums of coke. I was so deep into my coke habit I didn’t care about cash as much. I knew every penny I got would go towards some angel dust. It was nice to see two nasty filthy whores like me who don’t mind cum dumps for some angel dust.
I was prepared to do anything to get my high. We had an even to go together. All three of us were going to to have to be the entertainment for a private party. When we got to the place, it seemed off, but our love for pills and coke kept us going. I thought I was going to be a cum dumpster. I was wrong. The client that booked all three of us was going to give us all the coke we wanted, but we’re going to have to work for it.
We were going to have to get gang banged by all of them and finish the job by being fucked by their four-legged friends while they recorded every second of it. I almost backed out, but I knew what I wanted was that high, so all three of us got used and fucked and pretty much tortured. 🙂
Let’s Make America Great Again
I’m a nasty little trollop a tramp who can’t get enough of the hard black cocks that I see jogging all around my neighborhood. I’m always on the hunt I need me a big bunch of strong Nigger bucks so I can be their mistress and own them and they can do whatever the fuck I tell them to. I don’t feel sorry for wanting me some black hard pulsating nigger cocks. I don’t feel bad for wanting to own them and rule over them and make them fuck me whenever I want. Look at this we had slaves in my great grandfather’s days he used to fulfill all of his rape fantasies without a doubt and believe me my grandfather told me stories that would make a white man and woman fall in love with how it used to be when it was great. My grandfather said that his grandfather had those nigger sluts and bucks in line and they did not play any stupid talking back games to my great-grandfather and that’s what my grandfather said he knows. I love the thought of a cum guzzling slutty slave whore bitch taking big white cocks in her black nigger cunt. I love the way my grandfather used to tell me that they would scream and beg for Master to stop torturing their cunts. I guess that’s where I get my love for black cock from being a ruler. And guess what in the great old days we got the chance and no one can take that away from us. Make America great again bitches.