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Live Phone Sex in the Hooker House

live phone sex BethanyI’m not ashamed that I sell my body for money and booze – live phone sex is the tamest thing I do. The whole neighborhood is a piece of work, so I’m not the only one out there selling myself. There’s even a “No Hooking” sign down the road, but of course, it’s ignored completely. I’ll do anything for cash, anything.

I had a blind guy come over the other day, and he was escorted by, yup, you guessed it, a mangy four-legged friend. He said he’d pay me a goodly amount of money, but I had to fuck Buck first. I don’t know why, since in theory, the john couldn’t see anything, but he said he’d enjoy it nonetheless. He said Buck had been humping his leg a lot lately and needed a ladyfriend like there was no tomorrow.

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So I served as ladyfriend for Buck while sucking the john’s cock. It wasn’t the first time I’d served to do something like this, and it won’t be the last, but it was the most recent. The reason I mention it? The john wasn’t blind! At the end, he ripped off his glasses and told me he very much enjoyed watching his Buck fuck me from behind, and that I was the most amusing hooker he’d ever had the fortune to be with.

The stinking son of a bitch. But he did pay, so what do I care? It’s all for the money, and I’ll do whatever you ask. That’s why hooking on this street will never die.

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Live Phone Sex with a Cuckolding Queen

My poor little husband. At least he knew what he was getting into when he married me, working to do live phone sex as I do. His job is to be my cleanup bitch. Not just to cook and clean the house and do laundry and mow the lawn, and work on top of all of that.

No, no, I mean, it’s my job to go out or have my boys come over. It’s my job to be fucked in every single hole I have. It’s my job to have my husband come home to find me leaking cum from every orifice, absolutely dripping creamy spunk as though I can’t contain it anymore. And it’s HIS job to be, as I said, my cleanup bitch.

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My little cucky husband gets down and licks me clean. Licks my pussy, drinks those other men’s cum, slurping and sucking it out, making sure to get it all, using his fingers to dig out any other bit of cum that might be hiding deep inside my puss. He eats out my asshole, likewise digging around to make sure he gets every last drop of jizz that’s lurking in me.

He pulls back, face and beard covered with sticky sperm and juice from them and me. If I feel clean, I give him a kiss, and I let him jerk off at that point. On the ground, not on me. He gets to get down on the ground and lick that up, too, but by then he’s so grateful that he could cum that he’d do anything for his cuckolding queen of a wife.

Your Phone Sex Line to Period Sex and other No Taboo Phone Sex Topics

phone sex line naughty mommyIt is no secret that I put a lot of freaky shit up my cunt and ass. In regards to makeshift dildos, size doesn’t matter. I’ve had huge things up my fuck holes like a baseball bat, even a foot. Although the big shit really stretches my cunt and ass out, the hottest thing I ever used as a dildo were vials of my daughter’s period blood. I’m a nasty freak. I’m raising my daughters to be the same way. My middle girl is a huge Twilight fan. Personally, I hate the books and movies. A little too tame for my tastes, but my daughter’s obsession with vampires became a teachable freak lesson for her.

On her birthday last year, I threw her a vampire themed celebration. I dressed up as a sexy vamp nurse, turned the recreation room into a morgue, with coffins and everything. Served shots in test tubes. Really it was just a teen orgy with a theme. I of course was wicked high. My girl didn’t want to fuck because she was on the rag. I wanted her to know that period sex is actually really hot. I wanted our guests to know the same thing. I set her on the morgue table, spread her legs and ate her bloody cunt out in front of a few guys furiously beating their meat sticks as they watched. I took the vials I was using for Komikaze shots and filled them with her period blood. I passed them around to our remaining party guests to drink. Vampires drink blood, right? Nothing more intoxicating than young menstrual blood. It is long believed to have healing and youthful powers.

no taboo phone sex masturbation storiesI got so turned on drinking her period blood, I fucked the blood filled vials. Put some in my cunt, some in my ass and fucked myself so hard her blood started oozing down my fuck holes. The party guests started gathering around me, jacking off onto my bloodied ass and cunt. Before long they were shoving more test tubes up my fuck holes. I had a bouquet of bloody vials I used as a dildo in my ass and cunt. When you got 20 crammed up your ass and cunt, gives you the feel of a big fat cock. My daughter was so turned on she was shoving them up her cunny too. I wanted her to have the real thing in her, so I had the party boys line up to fuck my girl on the rag. Some guys like messy sex, others just enjoy the fact they can fuck a bitch bare back without fear of knocking her up 7 days out of a month.

I fucked myself with those bloody test tubes watching my girl get fucked and eaten while bleeding between her legs. After that party, I started using all my girls to make menstruation porn. Yeah, it’s a real thing. I’ve been making bank off my girl’s bloody cunts ever since. So if you like period sex, I got three young menstruating daughters I can pimp out.

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Cougar Cum Dumpster Beverly is More than a Live Phone Sex Slut

cum dumpster trailer trashMy daughter asked me today how I got the nickname cum dumpster cougar. A few years ago I got really trashed. I mean fall down puking couldn’t remember where I lived drunk. I somehow ended up at a local frat house. I was doing what I do best. Swallowing cock and taking loads of cum to the face. I was being a jizz junkie whore. One of the frat boys called me a cum dump  because jizz was running out my fuck holes and matted in my hair. I was even burping cum bubbles. Another frat boy tried to get my address to get me home, but I was so blitzed I said I lived on cum dump lane.

When I puked up a river of cum on the frat house floor, a couple of the boys threw me in the back of a pickup truck like garbage and took me to the city dump. “She is nothing but a cum receptacle. She belongs with the trash,” and they tossed me in a pile of garbage. I woke up the next morning to fresh trash being dumped on me. When I started to move, the land waste guys realized I was in the pile of garbage. Instead of helping me, they treated me like a gangbang whore. Forced fucked my holes and coated me with even more cum. I fucked in a mountain of smelly garbage. I was just laying there like garbage getting fucked in every hole.

gangbang whore cum dumpI had cum dried on my skin, crusted over in my hair and dripping out my ass and puss. Plus, I reeked of day old sex and fresh garbage. I tried to catch a cab, but every driver thought I was a strung out hooker and would not help me home. I had to hitch a ride to get home, so of course I had to blow more cock and take more cum. When I got home, I swear I was 20 lbs heavier in cum. The neighbors saw me slithering home at 7 in the morning looking like a bukkake slut and gave me my nickname.

My dirty whore of a daughter actually looked appalled at my story. To shock and disgust her was a feat. I can and have taken a gallon of cum and more. I am not just a live phone sex whore. I am a total gutter cum slut waiting to be treated like the trash I am.

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This Mommy Blows Best

live phone sex BBCSo my son came home from college this week. He brought home a yummy dark morsel for me and my daughter to play with for the week. Drew is my son’s college roommate. I guess this hung lad comes from a family that plays together too, just his family is a bit more park avenue than trailer park. My son informed me that they have a friendly little wager going on to see whose mommy blows the best. While my son was with his family over Spring Break, he got to have a chocolate mommy blow him. I was happy to blow his roommate’s dick. Young dark meat? What’s not to love? But, I don’t just swallow dark meat. I devour it with my pussy, ass and mouth.

I had Drew naked and on the couch with his cock up my cunt after 20 minutes of meeting him. After 24 minutes of meeting him, his black cock was up my trailer park ass. My son relaxed with a beer and watched the show. I’m a dirty old cougar. I know I am the mommy blows best expert. No way a park avenue mommy does some of the shit I do, like ass to mouth, creamy facials and rim jobs. I even let the boys piss in my mouth if they want. That chocolate cock owned my ass and twat for awhile and finished him off in my mouth. Sure his dick tasted of my dirty ass, but I was not going to lose a cock sucking contest to some rich trophy wife.

bbc phone sex whoreDrew shot a thick creamy load of cum down my throat, followed by a piss chaser to wash it down. The fact that I let him fuck my ass with his thick anaconda then blew him with ass juice on his thick rod, made me the BJ mommy queen. This trailer park mommy blows best. Years of experience counts for something. That along with absolutely no inhibitions. Dirty sex is the best sex.

Surprising Sex with a Stranger

big dick sucker hot MILFI was winding down from a wild party weekend by attempting to be a domesticated goddess. I have some skills outside the bedroom, but I am more Linda Lovelace than Betty Crocker. I was taking my cherry pie out of the oven when someone knocked on my door. My new neighbor Henrietta wanted to introduce herself to me, and complain about my party this weekend. Not the way I like to meet people, but if she was complaining about the noise of my party in a trailer park, I knew I threw one hell of a bash.

I wasn’t sorry; I like to have a good time. Sue me. But, in the spirit of community, I apologized, said it doesn’t happen often and invited her in for pie. Something about Henrietta excited me. Within minutes of talking to her, my panties were wet and I was about to go get my strap on and suggest we get better acquainted in my bedroom. Normally, I need to be drunk or high before I get my dyke on, but she was hot in a domme sort of way and well, I was still horny as fuck from my weekend.

shemale phone sex big dick trannyI’m never one to hold her tongue so I was blunt with Henrietta. “Wanna fuck? I have a nice double sided dildo I’ve been itching to use.” She gave me a smile, stood up, and said, “Oh, we won’t need that honey.” She pulled her panties down, and I got the surprise of my life. My sexy new neighbor was a dude. I guess the politically correct term is shemale or tranny. No wonder I was wet when I met her. She was packing some serious heat in her pretty little panties. My new neighbor was a chick with a dick, a BIG dick at that.

cum dumpster big titsThe big dick sucker I am, fell to my knees and worshiped that cock. He was getting a slice of my pie and much more! I slurped, gulped and gagged until every inch of his hard dick was down the back of my throat. “You like my tranny dick don’t you slut,” Henrietta asked. I made nothing but garbled noises as I had way more than a mouthful. Soon, I was bent over my kitchen island getting fucked in my cunt and ass by my neighbor. Nothing says nice to meet ya in a trailer park like a load of spunk up both your fuck holes.

Henrietta and I got acquainted all day long.I gave her cherry pie, she gave me cream pie! I think I’m gonna like my new neighbor ALOT. She’s a he; the best of both worlds.

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White Trash Phone Sex Mommy Breeds Her Daughter

white trash phone sex mommy whoreLike white trash phone sex? You are in the right place. I look like a socialite, but truth be told, I am a dirty white trash whore. Comes from my inbreeding I guess! My middle daughter is the same age I was when I started birthing little ones. I want to start breeding her. It is a good source of income; helps supplement the party funds. I took some sexy pictures of her and started advertising her on a few sites for such things. The responses to knock my baby girl up with her first little one were amazing.

Some responses were just wankers. Guys looking for free pictures of her spread little pink pussy and cute little titties. Losers with no money to pay for the privilege of impregnating my daughter. But there were plenty making sizeable offers for my daughter’s first born. I held some interviews today. As much as I like the money, I want to make sure whomever wins this naughty auction is of good stock himself. I do love my baby girl, so I want the guy who knocks her up to be handsome, in shape with a nice cock.

After meeting several fat fucks with tiny dicks, I finally met one with a big dick and a big wallet. His cock was so nice I wanted to try it out. I brought my daughter in the room so she could watch. She has no idea yet that I am going to breed her, but I give her sex ed lessons this way. I think brats learn so much more by seeing sexual acts than reading about them. Don’t you agree? I always fuck in front of my offspring. I had her help me suck his cock since it was so big. She is not a virgin, but she hasn’t gotten too freaky yet. That was all about to change. As she guided his huge dick in my cunt, he had her sit on his face so he could taste her sweet bald nectar.

MILF Tramp dirty p mommyLicking that baby girl pussy made him rock hard, which was fine by me since he was tearing up my cunt in a good way. I was lost in the sensation of his big dick in my snatch when I heard my baby girl yelp like a wounded animal. I looked up and saw he had his fist up her tight little puss. She was squatting down on it, fucking his arm with her little pussy. I was so impressed, so turned on. At her age taking a big fist like his up her cunt was worthy of serious praise. She is so ready to start birthing little brats.

She was creaming all over his fist. If she could handle his arm, she could take his tree trunk of a cock. At her age I couldn’t do that. I mean it was forced on me, but I screamed none stop. But my baby let out one yelp then was on that shit. She loves a challenge. This guy was perfect for breeding my daughter. Fucking hung like a horse, wealthy and a nasty freak. We fucked all day. I love when I can shared men with my brats not just have them watch. I told him I would start charting her ovulation so we know when she is ripe to put his bun in her oven. Hell, I might fudge on the numbers a bit so I can watch him fuck her more. Would you like to knock up one of my girls?

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Creampie Sex Stories with a Cum Dump Cougar

creampie sex stories dirty whoreI like sharing creampie sex stories. I am dirty cougar who loves cum. I have so many cum and creampie stories ranging from the mild to the extreme. One of my favorite stories is about how I trained my youngest daughter to love cum as much as her momma. I had this one young stud I fucked daily. He was a handyman around the trailer park. You know the type, young, hung and full of cum. I fucked him daily for years because he could shoot rivers of cum. The boy had a cum trajectory that belonged in the Guinness Book of Records. And, he came buckets more than even Peter North, which means this cum whore got a lot of creampies in her fuck holes.

creampie slut hot milfOne day my daughter was home sick from school. She was in her bedroom resting and watching TV, while I fucked my handyman and did lines of coke off his cock. This boy was a freak like me. He almost always went down on me after filling my old pussy up with a gallon of jizz. He had zero problem cleaning up his mess. He would pump me full of boy seed, then slide between my legs and lick his own spunk out of my cunt. Sometimes he would even slurp it out with a straw. Fuck, we even snowballed the creampies he left in my cunt.

anal cum dumpster cougarThis particular day he pumped me full of two loads of cum. His second load was bigger than his first and was deposited in my ass. He wanted to lick it out so badly, but I refused him. I wanted to give his cum to my daughter. I made him go into the kitchen, get a saucer and put it under my asshole. I shit a river of his cum into that saucer. The nasty freak tried to lick it up, but I smacked his face. “This is my daughter’s medicine,” I growled. I marched into her bedroom, with his spunk running down my thighs, and a saucer full of his jizz. I woke her up and informed her it was medicine time.

cum guzzling slut old cougarAs she sat up in bed, I poured the creamy musky substance down her throat. She grimaced at first, but when I informed her that a little of this daily was the only vitamin she needed, she gulped it down. “This is what keeps us healthy and happy,” I informed her. She has been guzzling cum daily with her momma ever since. And, she has never been sick again. Now she just gets her cum straight out of her momma’s cream filled snatch. Cum does a body good.

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May the Force Be with You and In You!

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orgy phone sex incestMy daughters , of course, didn’t understand the true nature of my party. They thought it was just a regular costume party, not a dirty Star Wars orgy. I let them have some nose candy to loosen them up. I wanted my youngest daughter to meet Darth Vader and his big chocolate lightsaber. I forced her to suck it. Darth filled her young mouth up and covered her in jizz. She looked so pretty doused in intergalactic cum. Of course there were several Darth Vaders in attendance, all with huge jet black lightsabers. Darth Vader and his army have the biggest lightsabers on the planet. My littlest princess spread her wookie and let them all implode their loads up inside her tight pink cunnie. I cleaned up those jizz loads, and my did they taste out of this world. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here,” I said channeling Hans Solo as I licked up every drop of cum.

trashy milf cosplay funMy oldest daughter didn’t need any assistance. She was entertaining Hans and Luke all on her own. She was jacking their hard rods getting jet blasted with cum. Before long, my youngest was helping her and my two princesses were getting gang banged Star Wars style. Seeing them with lightsabers in every little tiny hole made me so wet. After every load of cum was dumped inside them, the men said, “May my force be with you,” They had a gallon of force a piece it looked like. Stormtroopers invaded their back doors, their pussies and their mouths. But they have very resilient little wookies. They were little Jedi warriors handling such a large Star Wars invasion in their fuck holes.

Personally, I love cosplay parties. They are the perfect cover to bring little ones into your dirty sexy world. My daughters and my guests had a real blast dressing up as their favorite Star Wars character and fucking. And I really enjoyed watching my sweet young girls get their fuck holes invaded. Perhaps you would like to invade them too?

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Star Wars Fuckery

trashy milf BethanyAs I’m sure you’re well aware, today is Star Wars Day, due to it being May the 4th (“May the Fourth be with you!”). This gives plenty of options for extra sexy experiences. Science fiction is fun!

The first step: Put on your favorite Star Wars movie. Some people like to start with Episode 1 because it’s “number 1,” but I’m a little older than the rapscallions who think that the number means anything, so I start with Episode 4.

The next step: Pick your favorite game. I get my favorite lovers to come over and we practice the Trench Run over and over, with one of them playing Luke Skywalker and the others playing the Tie Fighters, trying to knock his cock out of the way while he tries to aim his way into my pussy. Best is if he just jerks off and manages to land his stream in my pussy or ass – bonus points for him!

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The third step: Dress up! During Episode 6, Leia dresses up as a slave to Jabba the Hut, so to celebrate the holiday, I get out my best Slave Leia outfit for some more celebrations. The boys, well, I like ‘em hairy (not quite has hairy as Chewy), and I much prefer being slave to them as opposed to that big fat motherfucker Jabba, so I act as a little slave girl to my boys for a while, seeing to their every need.

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The fourth step: Fighting, of course. The boys put on Stormtrooper masks and have a battle, of sorts. I lay down, and they try to jerk off on my face. But of course, the masks kind of impede their vision, so if they can’t see, they can’t aim well (in typical Stormtrooper fashion), so if they miss, they have to do a shot. The one that’s most drunk has to lick me clean.

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Finally, we play “Who’s your Daddy?” and we see who can make me scream the most while he fucks me. Of course, I’m trying, at the same time, to make him call out my name, but invariably, we all win this game.

I love May the Fourth. It’s possibly my favorite holiday!

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