I was a gangbang whore last night. You will never guess where either. I was not down at the truck stop or at a club. I was not even in a frat house or hanging with one of my fellow trailer park whores at her place. I was at a birthday party and not a grown ass party either. This was a party for a friend’s grandson. He is still a school boy. Who invites a coked up old cougar to a respectable party for a young tyke? I mean really, did my friend think I was going to behave on a Friday night around all those delicious little morsels of meat? Fuck no. I did about 5 lines of coke in the car before I walked in looking like the trashy MILF I am. High heels and a skin tight dress, no bra or panties. All the boys at the party stared at me like they had never seen a bimbo before. They clearly wanted something I could give them. Manhood. I went in the kitchen, did some Fireball shots, then came back out to play Pin the Hairless Cock in the Cougar’s Cunt. I love that game. The boys at the party were certainly fond of that game too. I got on all fours and told them to treat me like a Piñata. Cum filled cocks and balls hit my body like bats. Soon they were all fighting for a hole and cum was squirting out of me like candy. Moms watched in amazement and shock. Jealously, too. They could have joined in and had some fun if they weren’t gawking at me like a circus act. I know the birthday boy and his pals would not of minded! The more the merrier I think. I know young boys think the same thing too.
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Live phone sex is the only phone sex you should pay for in my opinion. I spoke with a guy last night that said his last phone sex experience was rather disappointing. Of course it was; he paid for an automated story. A scripted story that is not personalized, is no where near the same has having a sexy MILF say your name. Nor is it the same as hearing a real wet pussy. Phone sex should be personal. A hot call between two dirty minds. I want to get off too. I am no robot. I don’t need to work. I am a trophy wife. I like to work, but since I am not qualified for anything, I thought I would become a no taboo phone sex slut. I love all the taboo topics. My personal life is a far cry from vanilla, so don’t call me if you are looking for the innocent girl next door. I eat innocent girl next doors for breakfast and shit them out! In fact, I had my way with the little slut next door this week. She is a hot teen twat tease. I am sure you know the type? She wears shorts that her ass ate. A half top to display her soft flat stomach. Then she scolds men who look at her as a sex object. You wear an outfit that screams fuck me, I’m going to fuck you. I don’t care that you are a young girl. I like sweet teen pussy as much as I love jail bait cock. I showed up at Lolita’s place for a little lesson on cock teasing. I brought my strap on and a bag of goodies. If you could have seen what I did to that pussy, you would have been impressed. I think I ruined that girl for men. Sorry guys. Some pussy belongs to a trashy MILF.
This trashy milf fucked him hard!
My friend has been having issues with her husband so I went over to help her set him straight. He was a being total dick to her for like a whole week so we decided to give him some dick so he could see what an ass he was being. We got him drunk and suggested a threesome and of course he was down for that shit… until we brought out the strap on dicks, then he was all what the fuck are those for?? Hahaha he was too drunk to fight us off so he ended up with a rubber dick shoved down his throat and another up his ass, we double teamed that asshole till he was begging for mercy! He claimed that it hurt and he didn’t like it… but he came so hard he damn near exploded so pretty sure he loved it no matter what he says. Plus he promised to be nicer too… but if he ends up being a dick again, we’ll make sure he gets the bigger strap on dicks next time!
White Trash Phone Sex Secretary
White trash phone sex slut describes me. I have said it before, you can take me out of the trailer park, but you can never take the trailer park out of me. My husband loves that about me. I clean up when I need to. He has very high end business associates. The kind of men who like the image of a Madonna, but the reality of a whore. I was with my husband, acting as his secretary, on a business trip recently. We were in a stuffy boardroom. I was taking notes on the wheeling’s and dealing’s of a multi level parking garage for a new mall in Vegas. It was boring to me, but that is the kind of shit that gets men like my husband hard. New construction makes them big money. Many of the men there, I knew, intimately. They collaborate with my husband on lots of projects. During a lunch break, I got on top of a boardroom table, pulled my skirt up and started masturbating. All conversation ceased. I had a captive audience. I reached into my bag, pulled out my dildo and gave the boys a hot show. They pulled out their cocks, started masturbating with me. It was a nice tension breaker amidst all the contractual shit being ironed out. Before I came, my hubby and his associates had gathered around me and formed a circle jerk. I squirted all over them and they came on me. Does your office have a trailer trash whore secretary like me? Trust me; you need one.
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Cum eating phone sex is one of my favorite kinds of calls. I have always been a cum slut. When I get, gang banged, which is often, I do my best to store some cum in the freezer. I have a very strong oral fixation. That combined with my love for cum means when I do phone calls, I want to taste cum. If you are a nasty fuck like me, into black cock whores, incest, dirty cougars and party whores, I promise you I will be sucking on a cum cube. Last night I had a gang bang in the trailer. About 40 guys came over. I did coke, chugged cock and fucked. I was a cum guzzling slut supreme. I was low on my sperm stock, so I had a party. Surefire way to get cum is to have a party. I pissed the cum out of my puss and ass into the pitcher. Spit all the cum I guzzled into the pitcher too. I was drunk as fuck, but not too drunk to waste all that man seed. Boy seed too. I don’t card at my parties. I don’t discriminate when it comes to cum. Young cum tastes good. This morning I filled 12 dozen ice trays with cum. So, when you call this cum whore, I will be able to guzzle some spunk for you. Hell, guzzle some spunk for me.











