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Celebrating Mexican Independence Day

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I had seen him often sitting by the bar. His dark Hispanic skin sexy as could be under the bar lights. Today i walk over and begin a conversation with him. He asks me about the celebration of Mexican Independence Day planned for tomorrow. When I began describing decorations, drinks, and costumes for the night, he informed me I had things quite a bit mixed up. Seeing a chance to spend ore time with this hunk I asked him to elaborate. When he started talking about drinks, I had him step behind the bar and make us a few of the new ones he was describing. From there, we took out drinks to the dressing rooms. I put on a few of the girls sexy costumes for him to critique. When I got to my own sexy costume, he told me the only thing wrong with it was that too much skin was covered. He stepped up and uncovered one tit and began fondling it. I couldn’t get out of the rest of it quickly enough. I took his dark cock into my mouth eagerly. In the mirror I could see the difference in his dark skin against my own fair white skin. It was strangely erotic. I couldn’t get his cock inside my pussy quickly enough. We both missed the Mexcan celebration at the bar because we were too busy having our own celebration that would continue for days to come.

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Trashy MILF in the Suburbs

trashy milfTrashy MILF phone sex is to be expected when you call me. Do I look like a high class soccer mom who lives in a gated community? Fuck no. The funny thing is I had to drive to the suburbs today to score some coke. My dealer is house sitting for his brother who is a judge. I walked up to the house in a short jean skirt, white tube top and stiletto heels. The neighbors’ mouths were all open as if they were looking at trailer trash Barbie. I flipped them off and went inside. I am sure they thought I was some hooker the judge’s brother hired.  I pulled out my wad of money to get my 8 ball, but Levon said I wasn’t paying with cash today. I knew that meant I was paying with pussy. I love fucking Levon. He has a big black cock that feels like I am getting fucked and blow banged at the same time. I wasn’t getting Levon’s dick. I was getting his nephew’s cock.

When he introduced me to his nephew, I couldn’t believe they were related. He was a barely teen boy, bi racial (white mommy for the judge I guess) and he looked nerdy as fuck. This was no gangbanger boy. This was a future rocket scientist. He had NO game. He stuttered when he said hello. Levon thought maybe I could put some hair on his chest. I was wondering if he even had any hair on his cock. Coke is better when its free, so I stripped down and gave little Poindexter a female anatomy lesson.  I spread my old trailer trash whore twat in front of him and Levon pushed his face into my muff. Poor boy had no idea what he was doing so we switched gears and I tit fucked him. I was more than willing to fuck him. Nice cock for a young boy, but a few pumps of my boobs against his wiener and his seed was dripping off my chin. He scampered away in shame. Poor thing, I sacred him. Levon still gave me my coke even though his nephew was a virgin still. He is watching his nephew for another week, so I will get that nerdy black boy dick in my trashy whore cunt soon enough.

I had special cream filled doughnuts

creampie phone sexIt is National Cream Filled Doughnut Day and we were so excited for it that we started our celebration last night! You know a whore like me loves any kind of cream filled delicacy whether it is pie or doughnuts or even pussy so I was right there just begging for some yummy treats. My friends did not disappoint me either,they made something extra special just for me! They got a dozen yummy doughnuts and filled them all with their own “man cream” and presented them to me in a big box with a pretty bow on it. I took one look at what was inside there and busted out laughing! I couldn’t believe that they would be so creative as to cum in a bunch of doughnuts for me! I grabbed one up and started eating it right away… and asked them if they could make my ass and pussy into creampies too while they were at it. Obviously they had no problems with that at all!

White Trash Phone Sex

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is my specialty, but that includes a lot of shit. Essentially men come to me for the nasty things their wives won’t do. I am the kind of woman who enjoys the shit nice respectable woman find vulgar. I like vulgar. I think I was born vulgar. I was at the mall this morning. I had on a short skirt and a tight half top with stripper heels. The Prada shoes and purse, not to mention the huge ass rock on my hand should have told the young bitches I giving me the stinky eye that I had more money than they could hope for. They started slut shaming me; they even went as far as to suggest I shop at the ghetto mall. I laid into them. Pretty much tore them a new asshole. They were out of their fucking minds not to mention league trying to make me feel bad or out of place. I don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks. That is the beauty of being a white trash whore. A few men gathered around to watch me check the teen bitches. It was quite a spectacle, but I love bringing attention to myself. I had the mall turned into a Jerry Springer episode. The men gathered around us must have liked a trailer park whore, because they were rooting for me. As a reward for being on team trashy whore, I blew them in the mall food court; in front of the bitches who watched mortified over me exercising my personal freedom to chug cock. I saved the cum in my mouth, then blew it all over their stuck up faces. “Put that on your Instagram, bitches,” I quipped at them as I walked my skanky ass away. Don’t fuck with a trashy whore.

Lot Lizard Sex: This Dirty Whore Loves BBC Truckers

lot lizard sexLot lizard sex is a perfect way to say thank you to truckers. It is also a great way to score the best drugs.  I needed some weed in a bad way last night. I texted my trucker fuck buddy Big D. When I told him I was low on cash, he said no problem. He instructed me to just put on something slutty and get my hot ass down to the truck stop. I only own slutty clothes. I saw Big D looking fine on a bench near his truck smoking a stogie. He had a younger guy with him. Turned out it was his nephew who is learning to become a trucker. He is mentoring him. Mentoring him in more than truck driving too. He wanted him to have some white MILF pussy. He knew just who to call on too. He said it was fate I needed some Mary Jane because he was going to call me. He gave me some premium shit too. We shared a joint then headed into his cab to fuck. Big D has a big black cock. I would fuck him regardless if he gave me weed in exchange for pussy. His nephew had an even bigger cock, which, honestly, I did not think was possible. Huge big nigger dicks. And I got to suck and fuck them both. Big D had no problem waving his monster cock around his nephew. As I was blowing his nephew, Big D was fucking my ass. Actually, he was gaping my ass. That is what his big black dick does to my fuck holes. If the truck is a rocking don’t come a knocking. We were shaking that cab when they tag teamed me. I felt like I was being impaled. In a good way of course! I made little big D a man, made my trucker fuck buddy Big D happy and scored cum and weed. Not bad for an old cougar. I love BBC phone sex because I can share all the stories I have of getting that dark meat up my old white fuck holes.

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I’m your trailer trash whore!

trailer trash whoreI am definitely a trailer trash whore and I absolutely love it! Last night we had a storm so I set me up a storm party, I had booze and weed and plenty of powder too and lots and lots of guys! I made sure that I was getting banged like crazy while that storm was banging away on my trailer. It was so fucking hot; we were all fucked up, no power at all and all we could do was fuck all night long!Did I mention the fact that I was the only woman there? I wanted all that dick to myself! I had them fucking every hole and using me like the whore I know I am. I can’t help it, I was raised to be a white trash slut, a bitch that loves to do all those filthy things that no one else wants to do. I don’t ever want to be different, I love being the nasty whore I am!

My Extreme Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is always anything goes. I have no limits. Can’t imagine I ever will? Extreme age play, piss, scat, snuff, rape fantasies, incest, hardcore anal….. none of that turns me off.  Just the opposite actually. I don’t do vanilla topics. Most of my callers are sick and twisted like I am. I mean that as a compliment. I had a wicked hot call last night that is a variation on a theme of a constant wet dream I keep having.  The news is filled with stories of girls gone missing, likely sold into the sex slave industry. Most of these outfits are overseas, so I fantasies about a very young brothel right here in my community. Perhaps even run out of my carriage house. It is actually quite large. Who would expect a slave trade outfit in a gated community in Beverly Hills? The lifestyle my husband and I live is expensive. We like to party, travel and live beyond our means, so having some young cash cows besides are own  little ones really makes my pussy wet. Runaways, foster brats, homeless little ones, cute young things from the hood or impoverished homes, all make good candidates; but so do a few spoiled brats. Guys pay good money to tear open some little rich bitch girl, right? I have the access to little ones. I’m a Beverly Hills soccer mom. Parents trust me with their brats. I know it’s hard to believe. If they only knew what I have already done to many of their precious angels already, I would be in prison. I make the best magic cocktails that leave little ones with no memory of your big huge dick violating their tiny holes. I just need an accomplice to help me get this started. Bonus, you get to sample all the talent, even train them for a whore’s life. When they age out, we breed them to keep the brothel going. So who is in with me?

Visiting My Roots As A Trailer Trash Whore

Trailer trash whoreEven though I live in a condo in the city now, I originally grew up in a trailer park on the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up knowing I was trailer park trash and I loved every minute of it. I was the biggest trailer trash whore of all. Gang bangs with the neighborhood boys was a common occurrence. I was known the be the cause of a few broken marriages. I flaunted my body shamelessly and used my pussy top get anything I wanted.

When  I moved to the city, not a lot changed, except now I was a little bit higher class of a whore and I could wear more expensive slutty clothes. As I’ve gotten older, I try to carry myself with a little more class, even though I love to get nasty and freaky. I keep it a little more toned down in public. That’s why I love to go home to visit. When I go home, I go right back to my roots. I can still out-slut any slut in the trailer park.

I’m excited about the upcoming weekend. I’m going home for a weekend with the folks. I’ve already talked to some old friends about a bon fire. I sure hope he remembers bon fire is code for “gang bang whore takes on all comers”. My pussy is dripping wet thinking about all that cock. I’m ready to have my slutty body packed air-tight as they used to call it. Maybe Mom and Dad will even join in on this one. It sure was a lot of fun the time it turned into a family affair.

Trailer Trash Whore

trailer trash whoreI’ve always been a trailer trash whore. Born and raised in the very same  trailer park I still live in. I just upgraded to a nicer mobile home. People always asks me what makes a woman trailer trash? It is more than living in a mobile park, but that is a good start. I think a lot of things make me a trailer park whore. I’m uneducated for one. Barely got my GED. Spent my early years hooking with my mother. I love sex. Never say no to a hot fucking time. That brings me to the next ingredient. I am a no taboo whore. I love all the kinds of fucking nice respectable ladies think they are too good for . I take it up the ass all the time, even many cocks at once. I get gang banged. I have done my share of furry ones too. Toilet sex? Hell yes.  Young boys? Even more of a hell yes. I have been doing little ones since my brats were born.  I bet you are wondering if I do drugs?  Copious amounts, which is another factor contributing to me being a trailer slut. Pot, coke, meth, crack, booze, heroin, molly…. I never pass up a chance to be high as a kite. When I am altered, it just helps me be even a dirtier whore.  I have never really had a job other than being a whore. I have hooked from time to time, been paid to do sick things for men… Now I get to share all my trailer park experiences on the phone with men who like a nasty old whore. When I was growing up, being from the trailer park was looked down on. So you can image that being a trailer trash slut was not celebrated. But it is now! Guys love a dirty old cougar with no limits. Do you?

Stripper Warrior Princess

I chose to cater to the fantastic side of all my clients tonight. My costume was a warrior princess outfit, and when I walked out toting that sword, and I did my pole dance with that sword in hand, it got men up out of their seats. With each little twist, turn, strut, flip, and tuck, the guys’ mouths gaped wide. Before I knew it, I saw the manager’s head nod in approval, and I was dragged off the stage by 4 sets of hands. The fellas took my sword from me and laid it gently on the stage. It seems each man there tonight had a pent-up dream of conquering a warrior maiden, and I allowed them that opportunity.

What fragments of garments I had left were quickly disposed of, and I found myself naked, laid and held across the top of 2 pushed-together tables by 4 sets of hands. They all took turns filling my pussy, mouth and sphincter with their lovely cum, and when they were done, they held me down for the crew to fulfill their own dominant fantasies.Stripper sex porn

All-in-all it was an amazing night, and I look forward to many more nights like that at the club. I may just make the warrior princess my costume of choice and do it once a week.