Category: Scat phone sex

Sex and Shit

I know its a few weeks past Valentines day but I had to tell you about the special frenzy of shit I got to play with. My boss gives me extra money every once in a while for letting him pound my asshole, but this year he set something up on Valentines day. He had 3 of my favorite co workers and himself ready at the office because he though he was gonna have them all fuck me and offer me extra money. The thing is one of my coworkers let me in on the little secret and so I figured I would go with it. But first I slipped some diuretic pills to make them shit the whole time they were fucking me. It was raining shit hallelujah and I was in heaven. I got what I wanted and they got what they wanted. Sex and shit for me and easy used pussy for them. We all one and everyone can go home happy.

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Shitty fun fuck

I need someone to make me feel dirty and when I say dirty I mean someone who can keep up with my need to be shitty. I love to be fucked and play with shit. I want some one who will shit on my chest, slap me around and tell me what a nasty and naughty fucking whore I really am. I know what a woman is good for and I just need to be able to e fucked in a raunchy way that will actually make me fucking cum.

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All I need is a nice fat cock to ram his fuck stick into my ass hole and make my shit cover his cock. If he can even make me bleed a little bit. hen just ram that cock right into my pie hole and face fuck me. I love eating my own shit and it is even better when I can lick it of a nice fat cock lollipop with shit flavoring.

 

 

My Trashy MILF Morning

trashy MILFThis trashy MILF got a rather unexpected delivery today. My daughter apparently ordered some shit from Amazon, because right as I was about to cum, the door bell rung. I was watching this hot porn gang bang.  A MILF like me taking on about 30 college boys. The guy was in a UPS uniform looking fine. I’m no different from any other woman in that respect. Men in uniform are hot; even a UPS uniform. I answered the door naked with my fingers smelling like my juicy cunt. I signed for the package and then grabbed his package pulling him into the house. “You interrupted my cum, so the way I see it, you owe me one,” I said with confidence. He looked at me like a deer in the head lights.  I bent over the foyer table, spread my legs and ordered him to eat my sloppy wet pussy. He didn’t speak, but he did as he was told like a good boy. He couldn’t have been more than 20. He got on his knees behind me. He spread open my ass cheeks and started to tongue my shit box. Kinky boy. He bypassed my twat. He clearly had an ass fetish. That boy was digging for gold but all he would find would be cum. I didn’t stop him. I am an anal sex whore. I don’t care what you put up my ass, I love it. I let him fuck me of course. I just made him reach around and rub my clit so I could get that cum that he interrupted earlier.  I came hard; so did he. He went back on his route as I waited for my daughter to come home so she could lick the cum out of my ass. We are all cum whores in this family.

Fetish fuck play be free

Scat phone sex AuroraI find it difficult to express just how much I am sick of hearing about how no one has a fetish. I am a fucking nasty dirty whore and I know what I like. There is no shame in my game and I am honest with it. I have been with so many men and I know  all of them have a dirty fucking little secret. Some like fucking eating shit, pissing on you, some wanna be fucked with a big black cock, some want to have you dress them up like a little whore and some want to fuck a family member. I do not judge, I like it all. My personal favorite is scat play. I like playing with shit and I love the smell of it too. I know who I am and what I like. You want to know why I am fun, because I do not judge, have no taboos and I will bring your fetish to life because I am a nasty little whore who loves to fucking play!

Bathroom sex is the hottest

Scat phone sex AuroraIs it just me or is the smell of the bathroom fucking hot. The smell of a public bathroom turns me on. The sweet stinch of hot musty piss and shit water is like a romantic perfume of roses to my nostrils. Its even hotter if you walk in and the bathroom is nasty and unkept There is something about fucking and masturbating in a dirty bathroom that makes you feel dirty and kinky in a good way. I love being fucked over a toilet full of shit water and toilet paper that has not been flushed or is even clogged. I love it when the trash has been thrown on the side of the trash can and sticks to my knees while I am sucking a cock or being fucked doggy style. It makes me so wet when there are puddles of yellow stains and glory holes with my phone number all over the mens bathroom walls. Call me for  good time is an understatement.

Toilet sex… Oh Shit!

Toilet sexEver since my dealer broke my ass it’s been harder to fuck. I didn’t really think anything about it though until I was fucking a new client and I was riding his cock. I had that tummy rumble and pressure that let me know I needed to go to the bathroom now. I told him “I gotta go! Shit…!” he grabbed my ass, spreading it open. “No baby, you need to keep fucking me!” I tried to stop and go but he wouldn’t let me. Angling his hips to press on that thin barrier connecting my pussy and my ass. I could feel his cock running along the shit between them and he groaned as I couldn’t help it. My already loose ass just let loose with this thick, solid log, that got stuck! He kept bouncing me on his cock. That shit log sticking in my ass and I could feel it swing back and forth. Feel it every time it hit him on his balls. He seemed like he really was getting off on it, his hands helping me move faster making that shit beat his balls as he plunged his big cock in and out of my pussy. It was no time at all before his cock was throbbing inside of me. Him grinding my pussy down on his cock as he filled me up and his hands reaching behind me to grab the shit. Spreading it over my ass back. Painting me with my own shit as he pumped me full of the biggest load I’ve had in forever.

He likes it dirty

toilet sex“Let it get dirty, maybe don’t even wipe at all.” His text lit up my phone and I smiled and felt the familiar warmth down there. Already turned on I replied, but he had already sent more, telling me to eat whatever it took to get me shitting and farting all day. He wanted me to work out too; he wanted me to get nasty. I loved getting dirty for him, thinking about him all day and the things he was going to do with my ass. He worships my ass, he is all out an ass man. He loves my shit, even my piss and spit. When we kiss he slowly spits in my mouth, usually fingering my ass before he goes down for a taste. He is ready to eat it, taste my day right on my tight dirty hole. He pushes his tongue into my ass, fucking my ass with his tongue even. It makes me cum every time, especially when he shoves it right in my shit hole, his nasty little whore I am.

I need to stay hydrated, keep that piss and shit coming

One of my favorite fuck buddies has been feeling under the weather lately. I must have given him the stomach flu that I had a while back. We were scheduled to  meet up for some scat and piss play but he called me whining about how he did not feel good. I told him I was on my way over. I got  there and told him I still wanted to have some fun. I love playing with my cit when it is covered in smooth clay like shit, I sure was not going to pass up the opportunity to play with my clit in a watery lube like diarrhea water fall play land.

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I know what its like when I had the shits and the way it sprays out of your ass hole like a watering hole sounded like too much fun to pass up. I had him strip down and put his ass hole up in the air, while I danced around naked in the magical ass hole fountain of shit as it sprayed all over me. I even had him add some warm golden pissing showers of gold to the mix. I felt like I was in an amusement park. I got off multiple times, cleaned it up and gave him some soup, went home after I had a one hell of a fun day.

Live Phone Sex Means Anything is Possible

live phone sexLive phone sex is just that. Live, which means anything goes. You will likely hear me doing lines of cocaine. You most definitely will hear my wet pussy because I love to play with it when on calls. I play with my ass too. You may hear me pee if on a really long call or if you request such a thing. You may hear a furry beast or two also. I promise you though, you won’t hear me filing my nails or yawning because I love being a dirty whore. I was meant for the sex industry. My life has been sex since I remember. I am your partner in phone sex. We can get high together. We can role play together. We can share dirty experiences together. We can even explore fetishes together. Just the other day I got so drunk on a forced intoxication call with a regular, I got sick. That’s what he was wanting. I will admit that I do not enjoying puking, but I love dirty phone sex so much, I will go the extra mile to give my caller what they want whether it be listening to me puke, piss, shit, do coke, play with man’s best friend or my brats. I am usually high enough to push all the envelopes!

Ive been sick but love eating shit still

Its been a hell of a week. I have been sick and had the shits all week.. But on a positive note I have a paper cup in the bathroom for my special sauce. I have not been able to keep anything down. But what I shit out keeps me nurtured. I love the taste it is tangy. I didn’t think I was going to like diarrhea but its like drinking a smoothie. The only problem is as I sit there shitting out my meal, I get turned on by my asshole trying to squeeze out every ounce and I feel like I am pushing but it hurts cause I have nothing left to shit. I want that last juicy ounce to drink. I must stay hydrated. It would be great if my boyfriend was here and sick with me because then I would just use his asshole like an ice cream dispenser and I would never run out of soft serve.Scat phone sex Auroral