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Dirty phone sex: is there anything better?

Dirty phone sex

        Dirty phone sex: is there anything better? The short answer is no; there is nothing better. However, for fun let’s list why it is so great. First there are no rules. You get to play as hard as you want to play. Get as nasty and dirty as you want to be because you can. Having your cock in your hand, in my cunt, up my ass, or even face fucking me, at the same time you are telling me what a dirty nasty bitch I am.

        Second talking dirty is only a small part of it. A point often overlooked is the power to have really dirty is through pissing sex stories. Perhaps you would like to argue it is not really dirty. It is after all urine. Which is sanitary. Watch me drink it down. Piss all over you. Tell you all sorts of fun things I have done with piss. That is to say when I piss in a cunt or open your ass and piss in your ass. That is notably not clean. It is dirty.

        Now I have a lot of stories that I could tell you and I will be sure to tell only the really dirty ones but at the same time perhaps you are looking for something even nastier. The squishy, gut wrenching most likely dirtiest thing we could have together besides shit and piss is if we were to have period phone sex. From time to time, you need to have it and then you will learn just how messy it is. Trust me or don’t and we will play together, and you will learn.

First Date Pissing Phone Sex With Bobbie

Ending the night drenched in your golden warm pee from amazing Pissing phone sex, too hot over here!

bTo think we just met hours earlier. You were trying to peek in between  my thighs to get a glance under my tight red leather miniskirt. Of course, I purposefully wore a tight matching red G-string that barely covered my little slut hole. In fact, I don’t think it covered much at all. So, when I caught that glance, and spread my legs purposefully to give you and your friends a peak. I know you caught my finger playing with my clit under the table.

It must’ve made you want something because you darted over to my table, grabbed my hand firmly and said,  “You are coming with me sexy mama” And he led me right into the backseat of an Uber van.

Before I knew it, we were trying to tear each other’s clothes off, feverishly sticking tongues down each others throats in the uber. By the time we got to my place, we had half our clothes off drunkenly trying to grab, suck, poke, jam things in available holes, the whole 9 yards.

You bent me over at my front door and before we even got inside, you had me bent over like a slutty whore.  My skirt lifted up over my ass, neighbors peaking through their window hearing the pounding of each thrust as I would bang into my own front door. There is something about a strange cock pounding the crap out of your pussy to point that you are making your own apartment shake. My pussy gets sloppy at the thought of random cocks ramming me.  The kind that don’t know your name but know what your insides feel like better than anyone.

Then, the encore performance as you pull out and start pissing all over me as you start cumming at the same time. I was gulping down your piss as it flew and splattered all around.  You drenched me without warning and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that golden showerPissing phone sex ever since.

 

 

 

Toilet sex Harlot Loves being nasty for her Tricks

Toilet sexToilet sex Harlot Hadley loves being a commode for her tricks. Not shy of bathing in your golden showers or drinking uop your piss either! Something about squirting and pissing all over a man does get my pussy excited though. I have ruined many a bed sheet in motel and hotel rooms. When men pay for potty play they know the consequences! My favorite man who frequents my corner brings me big gulps and drops off suppositories hours before he is ready for me. He also has a healthy cummy ass and pussy addiction.

Part of his foreplay is checking on my bladder and shitter between johns. I know I must hold it. That motherfucker pays well. It has been a challenge to hold my bowels and bladder for extended periods of time. It is the deprivation and urgency he seeks before the big yellow and brown release!

Now tell me baby how fucking nasty can we get. What would you like for a blast of piss, eating out my shitty ass or letting me leak my cummy holes on your face? 

 

4th of July cum explosion

It was a great holiday money making weekend for me. I was always able to make money as an Anal cum dumpster, my asshole is my money maker. I was hired for a 4th of July bachelor party. They were drunk and high and I wanted to be just like them. I did a few lines of blow as I got my payment. I never wait more than 10 minutes to get my payment. I sell my holes right. These men were nasty fucks. One of them wanted to piss all over me while I sucked on another black cock. I didn’t care the nastier they are the bigger my money tip is. I secretly film all my parties in case they try not to pay me, I bribe them. I took a break to take some shots before sucking the next cock. I even did a line of one of their fat hard black dicks before I fucked in my asshole. Once my asshole started getting fucked and got nut exploded inside me, they all wanted a turn. I squeeze like I squeeze my pussy and they love it. They love me milking them with my massaging asshole.

Anal cum dumpster

One by one they took turns using my mouth and my ass, like a filthy Trailer trash whore that i am I took it. By the end of my baggy i made double my pay in tips taking explosions of cum loads in my ass and getting pissed on.

Smoking Weed & Golden Showers Sex!

Golden Showers Sex

For some reason every time I smoke a big fat blunt of weed, I start craving golden showers sex! They don’t call me ‘Blunt Smoking Blossom’ for nothing, I love rolling up a nice heavy joint after a long shift of stripping and whoring at the club. My sore feet and tight muscles all relax when I take a long inhale of my Mary Jane, then like clockwork I can’t stop thinking about golden showers sex. My cunt won’t stop pulsating in my stockings as I think about being pissed on, all that warm golden liquid sliding down my face, tits and soaking my pussy. Even thinking about my own golden shower sex stories, like the first time I was getting licked clean and couldn’t stop cumming so hard I pissed right on my friend’s hot wet tongue! She loved slurping down my pee and squirt juices, remembering how wet every part of me got just takes my high to another level. Before I know it, I’m calling up a hot stud friend from the trailer park to come over and make me his pissing sex whore for the night. Smoking weed and getting high makes me crave toilet sex like nothing else!

Brother Humiliates and Pisses on Sister

Golden showers phone sex

My brother has been pissing on me since we were so young. I remember him wrestling me to the ground and sitting on me so he could piss down my back. Sometimes he would piss on my head as he sat on it. That experience has made me crave golden showers ever since. Now that my brother and I no longer live together, I had been craving him ever since. One day, he invited me to his home for his birthday. I ended up being the only one who could make it. We reminisced on our younger days and I brought up how much he loved to piss all over me. He told me he loved to humiliate me, so I begged for him to humiliate me again. He took me into the shower, pulled down his pants and pissed all over my face and clothes. He made me lick all of the excess piss from the shower floor and told me I would be his personal piss slave from now on. God, I love my brother!

 

Naughty whore wants your piss!

Pissing sex stories

Amara Loves A Golden Shower 

I know exactly what it is that you want to hear. You want to know all of my Pissing sex stories don’t you? That is going to make that cock hard, isn’t it?

There is something about being degraded that I love. Laying there while you stand over me with your dick there in your hand. Telling me that I am a dirty little whore as you start to push out that piss. Of course, you don’t let it all out at once. No, you want me to know just what a nasty slut I am. Dragging it out as you piss on different parts of my body. Making me lick off what I can reach. Then, once your bladder is empty you make me roll around it. Making sure that I am completely covered in yellow stinky urine. Last, you make me tell you about all the men that have pissed all over me while you jack off over me.

Dirty phone sex With Hardcore Hadley

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Dirty phone sex With a blonde cumdump, Has that cock on constant pump!

Hadley is a whore that much is sure,  But you love the way your cock reacts to her. 

Been around the block a time or two, She knows how to handle your cock boo. 

You can’t believe the things you both fantasize about, really kinky dirty shit no doubt. 

From cuckolds to scat, Hadleys’  dirty whore mouth is where it’s at. 

Nothing is too crazy or taboo, Nasty and raunchy is just what I do.

Looking for Furry friends play? She will fuck a mutt cock any day! 

Never worrying about her reputation,  she is always up for mutual masturbation. 

Some call her the do-anything slut, But most just come to her for audio smut. 

Hot wife that fucks around, A hotter cuckold whore isn’t found. 

Is that cock hard and pre-cum dripping? Is your water pipe ripping?

Hadley gets high and strokes her cunt, so that you can both nut. 

Hadley even has Pissing sex stories, So your kinky mind should have no worries. 

Hadley is your dirty cum guzzle, big dick lover, that will make you cum all over!

I Can’t Hold in My Piss!

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I have to pee! Pull over! 

You’re my Uber driver and I start to get the urge to pee. As the ride has only 15 minutes left, I decide to hold it in. Soon, we head into some heavy traffic. No one is moving and I still need to piss badly. I beg you to pull over or take the next exit so I can piss on the side of the road. You tell me that the traffic will clear up soon and I shouldn’t leave the car. I believe you, my bladder still full of piss, making  me very uncomfortable. It also doesn’t help that I’m super pregnant and my womb is squeezing on my bladder. I squirm in my seat, bounce up and down and look around frantically for the traffic to clear up or a place you can exit. I am now begging for you to unlock the doors and let me out, but you refuse. I tell you I’m about to piss all over your seats and you tell me not to do that or you’ll charge me. I can barely hold it in. My pregnant bladder can’t hold on much longer. I’m going to piss on the seats! 

Phone Sex Line with a Dirty Mommy Slut

phone sex lineMy phone sex line stays busy. Between guys who want a sexy mommy and those that want to borrow one of my little ones, my phone is always ringing. That is not a complaint. I love to stay busy on the phone, but my sons and daughters get jealous. My sons are old enough to have patience, but they rarely have any. Not at least when it comes to fucking mommy. I had plans with my oldest son last night. We rarely get any time together. Between my work schedule, and having 5 other offspring to tend to on my end, and his busy dating and school schedule, mommy and me time gets pushed back. I love all my sons and daughters, but my youngest boy gets more of my attention. Part of that is because of his age, but also because he is mommy’s little play thing. I need to give all my offspring attention.  So, my oldest boy and I made a date. This trashy milf loves all her mother fuckers, but I got on a long call. I did not know it was going to be a 6 hour call. The difference between my oldest son and my youngest son is that my youngest will wait patiently for me. He is submissive and a mommy’s boy. My oldest, however, was getting impatient and rather perturbed. He ended up going to bed annoyed at his mother, but he woke up as I was heading to bed and he had a hardon. He decided that mommy could take care of his hard cock. I was game to fuck him. I love to fuck before bed. His hardon, however, turned out to be a pee hardon. I am not a submissive mommy, but I do not mind some pissing sex occasionally. Plus, my boy was so hard and horny for me, I did not want to stop the fun because he had to pee. I let him piss inside me. It does not happen often, but I am a dirty mommy whore. My date night with my son did not go as planned, but it was hot all the same. Sometimes, we have to adjust our plans.