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Stripper sex stories

So I have been stripping for awhile now these two young bitches walked in looking like they belong on a episode of the big bang theory. I’m so hung over right now but I just have to talk about this. They were so nerdy and educated what were they their for was my first thought. Guess it ? To get a job I walked right over half naked and asked them why the hell they would want to work at a place like this with people like me ? Looking like they just came from court. They said they had another job but needed something for night . They left , went and got an entertainment card and showed up with some heels higher then mine hair down showed skin skirts , laced up thongs and I was just amazed at how sexy these little hoes ended up being . They got three dances and killed it looks like I have some new pussy to eat tonight that is if they let me (; Nerdy but so sexy I dig glasses to witch they both had. I even though them money. I plan on having them both by the end of the week. Wish me luck gents but first I’m going to fuck my holes with my purple play toy Trudy.

Creampie slut

Creampie slutI’m a little school slut craving older men’s attention. Ever since my mommy gave me away to the older couple and my step daddy used to use me and abuse me really hard I fucking love older men attention. I always like to have my pussy fuck hole full of cum. Yeah, daddy, that means my pussy is so fucking wet and creamy on the inside dripping out a lot of cum, making my pussy on the outside so crusty. Daddy I know that’s how you like eating my pussy full of cum you love to suck it all out and then swallow like a sick fuck you are. I fucking love you, daddy. That’s why I need to find more men to fill me up with cum so at the end of the week daddy could suck all the hot cum juice out of my cunt. Will you give me some cum big boy?

Crack whore anal

Crack whore analI’m a little Crack whore anal slut that is fucking horny all the time. I’m dirty as fuck for daddy. As soon as I get in your truck you are going to think to your self or out loud oh this little fuck slut smells like pussy and dick! That’s right daddy I’m always covered up in cum from about 50 different guys a day. I work the corner every night getting slapped with dicks across my face and cum shots all over my face tits and ass. Daddy, I want you to lick me from my head to my toes licking up all that cum from all those 50 different dudes. Lick it up and swallow all that cum! Then sit on my pretty little face so I could eat out your sweaty fucking asshole. Fuck mother fucker you haven’t showered in days. Its ok I’ll still eat that asshole. As long as you swallow all the cum all over my body!

Trashy Milf Goes Shopping

trashy milfThis trashy milf went shopping last night. Sometimes, I like to go spend my husband’s money. There are a few high-end shops in town that will let me shop solo. They close the store, so I have undistracted shopping. I like to party and drink while shopping. I also like walking around the store naked trying on outfits. It’s me time. There was a hot sales girl helping me last night. She insisted that I needed some sexy lingerie too. I always need that. I am a high-class hooker most of the time. Sexy undergarments are always in demand. I tried on a slew of things from baby dolls to little sexy dresses. I ended up spending about 15 grand. It was such a huge commission for the sales girl, she joked about eating my pussy. I told her that was a great idea and I spread my legs. In hindsight, she was joking. But, she didn’t let on that she was joking. She crawled between my legs and licked the alphabet on my clit while finger banging my sloppy wet pussy. I love having young women slaves. This girl was older than my eldest daughter, but no way was she 21 yet. She was an expert cunt licker. I rewarded her with some fine champagne and premium cocaine. We snorted lines, ate pussy and drank champagne from my Lubaton shoes. I even fucked her with the shoes that cost more than her rent. She was a nasty freak too. She wanted the other heel up her ass. She got off on designer shoes in her pussy and ass. I got off being kinky with the store help. She told me she had a strong shoe fetish. My husband buys me anything I want, so I let her keep my shoes as my personal tip for her help. Clearly, I need to go shopping more often. I need shoes.

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White Trash Phone Sex: The Perfect Job for a High School Dropout

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is so much fun. I can be myself. That means I can swear like a sailor, do lines of coke and play with my pussy. I am not a refined woman. I never finished high school. My mother was a hooker and I started helping her out with her clients when a school girl still. She had many men who wanted teen pussy. Hooking paid more money than working fast food, which was all I was qualified for as a teen girl. I decided early on that I just wanted to party and fuck until the end of days. Here I am decades latter. I am still a trailer trash whore who is uneducated and would rather fuck than work a real job. I may not hook anymore, but I am still a whore. I have phone sex for a living. For fun, I seduce high school boys and gang bang the young boys in my trailer park. I drink beer, do lines of white powder and fuck all day. I consider that the sweet life. Girls I went to high school with are doing dead end retail jobs or stuck in unhappy marriages because they can’t afford to get a divorce. Not me. I dumped my boring ex husband and make enough money to stay in my trailer fucking all day long. I have no one to answer to because my brats are adults now. I set my own work hours, so I can stay up all night partying and not have to worry about being at work at a set time looking all bright eyed and bushy tailed. No one minds if I work with a cum filled cunt. In fact, I think many of you like that. I may be a high school dropout, but I have the best life ever.

Partying Trailer Style W/ a Trashy Milf

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You crave some trashy milf fucking and slopping that dick around in this nice cream filled cunt hole, don’t you? My legs are spread and I’m high as fuck and just need to fuck lots. You can bring as many friends over as you wish as long as you guys bring the drugs and booze. I’m easy, but for fucks sake keep me fucking high and intoxicated. I am all over drunk fucking like a cheap assed trailer park whore that I am.

I’ll probably be fucking some big black dick of my dealer’s cock or his friends and he will be gangbanging my fuckholes. Either way I will have a messy oozing cunt and ass of cum loads waiting for you to enjoy the hot mess between my legs. I’m prepared to be fucking for hours on end so you be ready to fuck too. I promise you a good fucking drugged up time, trailer park whore style.

 

 

Drunk Sex Porn

drunk sex pornDrunk sex porn is what I make every time I have a few beers. I can hold my coke better than I can my booze. Three drinks and I belong to anyone who will have me. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I don’t need liquid courage. I am a whore sober or drunk. I just like to get drunk. I was drunk before noon yesterday. I forgot that the trailer park handyman was coming to fix something in the house. He is not really my type. He is younger, which I like; but he is boring as fuck. Married right out of high school. Why the fuck would anyone get married young nowadays? Not like you must wait to have sex these days. Did I mention he is Mormon? It is ironic that a religious married man would work in a trailer park filled with dirty whores like me. I decided when he came over, to make him a project. He needs to come over to the trashy side. I answered the door naked. I have a smoking hot body for my age. His eyes bugged out, but he tried to conceal his arousal. This would be easier than I thought. I started flirting. I mentioned his big tool belt several times. I wasn’t subtle. I was drunk and horny. I just wanted him to hammer my pussy with his big hard tool. He rebuffed me a few times until I grabbed his cock. I was aggressive. I had him in a ball lock until he fell to his knees. That was when I spread my legs and pushed his face into my trashy milf cunt. Once he tasted me, I had him. He lapped at my pussy like a thirsty animal. He said his wife won’t engage in oral sex of any kind. Her lost. I gave him a blowjob. His first head ever. Can you believe that shit? I may go to hell for corrupting this young married Mormon man, but with the way he licks pussy, it is all worth it.

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The Sex Show

Druggy phone sexI went to a wild party last night and I had a really good time. The music was pumping and the drugs were flowing. Ecstasy and cocaine are a wonderful combination. Once again, I’m the first girl to take off my top. I’m always the life of the party. Soon more girls were topless and the men were in paradise. There was even a contest for best tits, and I won 1st-place. The night ended with a three-way between me and a naughty couple. He was sexy but his girlfriend was hotter. I put my face between her legs and ate her pussy while he fucked me from behind. She tasted so sweet as I lapped my tongue against her clit. He pounded me hard and fast causing his balls to slap my bald cunt. Oh and I forgot to mention, there was a room full of people watching our show. There’s nothing more exciting than fucking in front of an audience. Best party ever.

The Slut At The Party

Druggy phone sexI get invited to a lot of parties because I’m the life of the party. I’m the first one to take off my top and I bring the best party favors. I like having all eyes on me. There’s nothing hotter than dancing topless on a coffee table after snorting a few lines. Coke makes me horny, so I find a lucky guy or two to take to an empty room. In that empty room is where the real party starts. I do my best work on my knees. Hard cock belongs in my throat and my tight cunt. I’ll even let you pull out your phone and record everything. I want you to show all of your friends the sexy girl that let you fuck in every hole. I’ve always had a problem with saying no, with me anything goes. I’m a dirty slut and very proud.`One night with me and I’ll haunt your dreams.

Work break

Anal sex whoreI love my new job because I have the best private break room to myself. I get a couple breaks a day,  and I spend a lot of time In my private break room. I have even made it part of my style with all the cute accents I have brought. I have some electronics them and some cool gadgets to entertain myself. I brought my favorite dildo so I can fuck my ass hole like the anal sex where I am. I love riling myself up at work and looking at porn while I get a couple of minutes to myself. I like to have a lot of people around when I go on my break; Something is exciting about the riskiness of the whole thing. I love going in sometimes I even leave the door to unlock and start rubbing my pussy with a big dildo, and  I fuck my cunt hard. I like playing with my clit as I get soaking wet and start to hit my g spot all on my own. I have gotten pretty good at cumming over and over again while on break.