Category: Drunk phone sex

My Party Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is a party line. Not the old fashioned kind of party line where multiple people are on a line together. I am talking about partying with coke, meth, crack, smack, weed, poppers, or whatever your drug of choice is. I am a party whore and I do it all. Then I chase it with cum and booze. I was up all-night last night talking dirty because I was fucking high. I hooked up with the college age dealer. He isn’t in college, but he deals to the frats and sororities on the local campus. He had anything I could want, even roofies. He had Adderall and Xanax too. Something to bring you up, something to bring you down. I wanted to try one of everything he had, so I became his dirty druggy porn star. He would let me try something for a different sex act. By the time the morning came, I had been fucked in the ass. I sucked his ass clean after he fucked my ass. I took a creamy facial. I let him fist my cunt. I pissed his cum out on the floor and licked it off. It was a wild party night and I was high as a kite.

Cheerleader Fuck Sluts Tryouts

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As head cheerleader, it is my job to wisely select the hottest, sluttiest girls for my squad. Only the best of the best earns the right to wear the tiny tight uniform. And how do I recruit these whores, you ask? Well, try outs are my favorite part! And they’re not traditional tryouts at all. Oh no. These tryouts are meant to see how slutty, how dirty, how nasty and how worthy these bitches are to join my squad of fuck sluts.

         We start tryouts by snorting a metric fuck ton of coke and getting nice and loose. Of course, we have to round up a few guys so that these whores can show me what they can do and how much cock they’re willing to take to join the team! After all, a good gangbang cheer whore will do whatever she needs to do to join us! It’s even better when the whores take turns fist fucking each other and me! Desperate whores are willing to do anything to get on the squad, even if it means drinking our piss and becoming the perfect toilet bitch for the guys I bring over!

 

 

 

Pussy Pong

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I was at a party last night and it was good at first but then it went lame.  It seemed like all the fun people left, so I decided to go too.  The people who I knew left about a hour before so I was just chatting.  I went for the free alcohol, not to make friends.  I got my stuff and walked out.  I heard music coming from the garage so I walked over in front of it and saw that a lot of the guys were in there.  They were playing beer pong.  I walked into the garage and stood there watching.

Some of the guys were pretty fucking drunk.  Easy pickings.  I went and stood by the table and asked them if they ever heard of Pussy Pong. Of course nobody had since I just made it up.  I said, “Instead of taking drinks, you have to fuck me.”  They just looked at me, so I undressed down to just my bra, stockings, shoes and panties.  I said, “Any takers?”  That began the game of pussy pong.  I think out of all of them there was maybe one guy who didn’t fuck one of my holes.

We did this until they had to leave, or were too drunk to continue.  As they were staggering around I went up to each one and told them that I really needed that twenty dollars that I had loaned them last week.  Each one handed me a twenty.  I walked away with cum in my fuck holes, and cash in my hand.  Turns out the party ended up not being so lame after-all.

Drunk Phone Sex Whore Is Wasted

Some guys love to use a drunk phone sex whore like me to their every whim. I had a client that decided he was going to whore me out to a bachelor party of BBC and watch as they all took my ass and pounded it deep with their huge black snakes. This one had about 12 BBC’s to use my ass and only my ass. This was some brutal fucking and my pussy was throbbing to feel just one of them big black dicks in me, at least. I was being denied such and used as the dumb druggy anal sex whore that I am.

The next bachelor gangbang was a all out fifty plus cocks to pound every hole including my mouth for the next couple of hours. I was being fed shots of hard liquor and fucked into a wasted whore stupor filled with cum. The end of this night I was sore as fuck yet loved every second of the abuse and needed to get high and numb the fucking pain. This again involved taking even more BBC as I needed to make a deal for my fix and that required more servicing of Big black cocks.

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Pissing Sex Whore

pissing sexCan I tell you a secret? I love pissing sex. Water sports is a secret fetish for me. My daughter too. She was over last night. My son was home too. They are with me for a few days for the holidays. We all three get high and drunk and that is a recipe for getting freaky. We were in the dining room last night doing shots of Tequila and lines of coke. My son got up to go pee and my daughter joked that he should pee in her mouth. I knew she was joking, but she does like pee games, so I told her to get on the floor. She always does what I say. I had my son piss in her mouth. Even I pissed in her mouth too. I sat on the edge of the chair and tilted my pelvis out and pissed all over her. Next thing I knew, my son and I were having a pissing party on my daughter. We crossed streams and everything. We got super kinky. When we started fucking, my son made sure to piss up my cunt as well as his sister’s pussy. It was messy as fuck, but hot. I love being a dirty piss whore. My daughter got the brunt of our piss, but I took my fair share too. A family that pisses together, stays together, right? I have so many family pissing sex stories.

Freaky Phone Sex in Da Club

freaky phone sexI have a freaky phone sex story for you. I was partying hard last night with a bunch of married men. I went to the local strip club because women get in free and they drink for free too. I was twice the age of most of the strippers, but the men in the club had their eyes on me. It was amateur night, which I didn’t know. I was just there for the free booze and to pick up some men. I entered the contest, mostly to show up the 20 something bitches who called me an old whore. Those bitches have nothing on an old trailer trash whore like me. I worked that pole like I majored in stripper moves 101. One guy put his beer bottle on the stage while I was dancing. I thought he was offering me a drink, so I picked it up with my ass and shat the beer out on the faces of the men in front. Everyone’s mouth was open. The young strippers were in awe, some were grossed out. When men were paying me hundreds of dollars to do that trick again, they wanted to know my secret. I won the contest and I walked off with close to a grand. Not a bad night when you consider I just went there for the free booze. Oh, did I mention I got a job offer and came home with the club’s security guy? He wanted to fuck my old ass. Afterwards, he told me I was a better fuck than all the strippers combined.

Black Out Drunk

Drunk phone sexHangovers are the worst!  I feel like my face is being split in half.  When I first woke up this morning I actually thought I had died and this was my hell that I would have to live in for eternity.  I walked into my kitchen to make some coffee and there where empty whiskey bottles all over the place.  I remember having four people over but from the looks of my house it looked like that number had increased.  I grabbed my cell phone and went through the pics.

Yup, that original four turned into about twenty.  I am surprised my neighbor didn’t call the cops on me, she really likes doing that.  I found a bunch of pictures of people I didn’t even know in varying stages of undress.  There were even a few of me, clearly drunk off my ass, sucking some cock.  Nice.  I have no clue whose cock that was but you are so welcome.  There was one of some random chick being fucked from behind while a red solo cup was resting on her ass.  I guess there was no thrusting going on when the pic was taken, but that cock is clearly buried deep inside her.

There are a lot of pictures on my phone of a sexual nature.  Me riding a cock facing forward while the guy next to us is apparently playing some sort of game on my PS4, you can see the controller in his hand.  It will take me awhile to remember exactly what went on, I have the pictures, but I do not have the memory.  Maybe when this headache leaves me I will be able to remember just how many cocks I had.  Hopefully the number is huge!

Something New For Me

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So. Much. Sambucca.  I have to say, as I type this my fucking head is just throbbing!  I went out with Tiff last night, I think she was actually trying to kill me, she bought me so many damn shots.  When I first woke up this morning I really couldn’t remember too much.  All I knew is that the panties that I had on were not mine.  So that meant at some point I must of been naked.  I took a shower, then called Tiff.  She sounds just like I feel.

She told me that last night we went to some guy’s house with him and his buddies.  We were drinking, then we were escorted into a bedroom.  One of the guys asked if we were okay because if we didn’t want anything to happen nothing would.  You guys know me, even if I couldn’t give consent I really wouldn’t care.  Anyway, Tiff said that I started to act weird and for me that is saying something.

She told me that I started to call one of the guys, “Daddy” and started talking in this little girl voice.  What. The. Fuck.  I have never in my life had done that before.  She said that one of the guys got really into with me, he had me suck my thumb, sit on his lap, talk in baby talk, and I was just going along with it.  The other guys and her went into another room because apparently it was a little bit weird for all of them.

She said she would come in to check on me once in a while and at one point when she came into the room I was sitting in the corner because I had been bad.  That made me laugh.  I wonder what I did.  Another time she came in I was sucking his cock like mad while he stroked my hair and called me his good girl.  She knew we actually fucked because the guy was super loud.

After she hung up I was drinking my coffee.  I looked into the toaster at my reflection and started to laugh.  I have never ever been a Daddy’s girl and also I couldn’t imagine me speaking in a baby voice while I fucked “Daddy.”  Oh Sambucca you really fucked with me last night.

Drunk Girl Fucking :Halloween Slut

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Drunk Girl fucking can get out of hand. I mean this coke whore starts her week out fresh with just a few lines of blow and I was horny as fuck. My pussy wasn’t sore and my ass didn’t ache so I needed to fix that fast. I got all dressed in my sluttiest cat costume, which was just ears a tail and a bra and panties stockings and heels, if I am honest.

I hot the frat house knowing they had tequila and plenty of it and I had my own blow. I wanted drunk frat boys and I could do whatever I wanted with them. I was soon be groped and finger fucked in the middle of the party, I took three of the biggest football players upstairs, I was feeling fucking nasty with these guys. They were so fucking drunk but those young dicks were still hard for this trashy coke whore! I shoved some candy in my ass and I made them eat it out of me. I shoved more in for a full cum load next. So my ass full with candy and a cum load, I pushed it out into this losers mouth, my god he loved it.

I then saw one of the guys had his nails painted and I pounced on that ass, I demanded he fucks his ass and stroke his cock before he got any more of my pussy or ass. I even taunted him with my mouth. I wanted my trick and treats baby. I got a week of partying to do and I think this whore is ready for some hot drunk phone sex with my nasty boys! Who Has the coke and tequila? I am a complete Halloween slut!

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I’ve been a big dick sucker for years!

big dick suckerI’ve been a big dick sucker for years and years, I’m kind of addicted to it… especially when I am drunk as fuck. Last night I was super wasted and I started getting that craving, I needed a dick to suck so bad but I couldn’t find anyone that would let me. I was getting really bummed out when I realized that all I had to do was go down to the corner where all he hookers hang out and I’d find a dick to suck in no time and I’d get paid to do it too! Can’t go wrong there right? So I went out to the corner all wasted and shit and within five minutes had a dude asking me if I was a working girl. I was like fuck yeah I am! Hopped right in his car and had his cock out before we even pulled away from the curb! I wasn’t even gonna charge him for it either but he threw a couple twenties at me so I took em and went on my way.