Category: Drunk phone sex

Drunk sex porn is nasty and dirty join me.

Drunk sex porn          Drunk sex porn is nasty and dirty join me. After all what do you get when you combine drugs, alcohol, sex, porn and live action. The best fucking night of our lives that is what you get. Now come and join me. For this porn is going nowhere fast. Especially considering that I need a little line. A little bit more of the hard stuff.

          It must be remembered that when I say the hard stuff I don’t mean that cheap nasty moonshine you buy in the store that isn’t even alcohol. In fact, if it isn’t real don’t be bringing that shit around me. No sir. That will to be sure get you knocked on your ass. Looking for nasty and dirty.

          Not wimpy and pansy.

          Suddenly, there is a party when you have the real moonshine. 150 proof bitches. That is what I am talking about. Your Live phone sex just took a turn for the better. You now have the drugs, the alcohol, and the porn.

          Time to get super nasty and dirty with me in this porn filled night and don’t go backing down you little bitches. For this hooker drug addled whore doesn’t like to stop. Balls to wall all night long.

          Can you keep up?

Drunk Phone Sex With Sloppy Slut Deanna

Drunk phone sexMy pussy gets so wet and juicy when I’m having drunk phone sex that it practically drips with desire. I’ll rub it against anything that feels good, even if it’s just the barstool or the wall. I’ll moan and groan, begging for more cock as I’m fucked hard and fast. My cunt will clench around their cock, milking every last drop of cum out of them as they fuck me senseless.

I’m not picky when I’m drunk. I’ll fuck anyone who’s willing to take me – bartenders, strangers, even my exes. I just need that cock inside me, filling me up and making me feel alive. I’ll do anything to get it, and I don’t care who knows about it. I’m a dirty, filthy slut when I’m drunk, and I love every minute of it.

When I’m drunk, I become a total cock-hungry whore. All I can think about is getting my hands on a big, thick dick to suck and fuck. I’ll do anything to get that taste of cum in my mouth and feel the girthy shaft stretching my tight cunt. I’ll start by grinding my wet pussy against anyone who catches my eye, rubbing my clit against their crotch until they get rock hard. Then I’ll drop to my knees and go to town on their cock, taking it as deep down my throat as I can, gagging and choking as I try to get every last drop of jizz.

My sloppy, drunk blowjobs are legendary. I don’t care about being ladylike or polite; I just want that cock in my mouth. I’ll drool and spit all over it, my cheeks hollowing out as I suck with all my might. I’ll even let them fuck my face, using my throat like a pussy as they thrust in and out. My cunt gets so wet and throbbing that it’s practically begging for a good, hard fucking. I’ll offer it up to anyone who’s willing, not caring about their appearance or reputation. All I want is to feel that cock pounding inside me, filling me up and making me scream with pleasure.

The smell of alcohol and sex is intoxicating to me. It draws me in like a moth to a flame, and I can’t resist the urge to fuck anything that moves. I’ll grind against strangers in clubs, rub my juicy pussy against their crotches, and even offer my drunk self up for a good fucking in public places. I don’t care who sees us or what they think; all I care about is getting my fix. My pussy gets so wet and juicy when I’m drunk that it practically drips with desire. I’ll moan and groan, begging for more cock as I’m fucked hard and fast. My cunt will clench around their cock, milking every last drop of cum out of them as they fuck me senseless.

I’m not picky when I’m drunk. I’ll fuck anyone who’s willing to take me – bartenders, strangers, even my exes. I just need that cock inside me, filling me up and making me feel alive. I’ll do anything to get it, and I don’t care who knows about it. I’m a dirty, filthy slut when I’m drunk, and I love every minute of it.

Drunk phone sex one tequila, two tequila, three strip.

          Drunk phone sex one tequila, two tequila, three strip. That is about the sum of it. Tequila makes my clothes fall off. Well, to be fair it also makes me nasty mean. Like barroom brawl. Going down the rabbit hole, just like Alice did but me, it’s at the bottom of the tequila bottle.

          Watch me eat the worm and right after I will be naked as jaybird, running around wanting to fuck and get dirty nasty. Oops did you just bring out a little coke. Slide down onto my knees, lets pull out your cock and I will take that line right off your cock. Next, I will suck you hard until you jizz on my face. Drunk phone sex

          After all Drunk girl fucking is the next logical step. Climb right on top of your cock. Fuck you like a bunny fucks. Hard and fast. Not a one or two pump chump but now you know that this drunk girl does like to have phone sex at the same time.

          The saying really one tequila, two tequila, three strip. To be sure, it normally takes a lot more for me to be drunk but alas it is a beginning.

Drunk girl fucking it’s time to have a party.

Drunk girl fucking           Drunk girl fucking it’s time to have a party. Let’s all have a party. Who has the red solo cups. Fill you up. Fill me up. I will dress like a red solo cup. Think you can get this girl drunk enough at the same time you are fucking me hard fast and deep.

          Come and give it a shot. Promise you as your slam your cock in deep into any one of my holes I will be pouring another shot down my throat. Around a cock if so needed. I always wondered, and we should try it out. When you are drunk you ever piss out the alcohol. In fact, this drunk girl has been given urine tests, so I will be drunk you can fill me up with drink piss too.

          Oh My God! That is the answer we will do some porn videos while drunk. Drunk sex porn is so the next hit. I mean shots all around, bottles being used for anal fucking. On you and me at the same time. Pouring alcohol in that way goes straight to the blood stream.

          Getting us even drunker. Come and give it a shot. You know you will not be disappointed by it. Not in the least. You get to be the star of the porn right alongside of me. Your lucky in drunk girl getting fucked. It’s time to have a party.

          Red solo cup you fill me up. Do it for me now.

I wanna have that hot stripper sex that will make you tap out first.

Hot stripper sex

I know there are girls out there who would be ones to say “I can go all night” and then tap out after two hours of fun bedroom time. Which, that’s fucking pathetic. Two hours, to me, is just fore play.

Sure, you get the pussy wet, and you cum a few times. Whef… exhausting right?

No. That’s not exhausting. That’s the warm up. As I want certain things out of my sex sessions. Things that will ramp up any bull cock that comes my way.

I want that hot stripper sex you see in porn. Where her asshole is being blown out like a tractor trailer tire on the interstate, that’s been run over a few times by other cars. Make that pussy swell up like it’s had an allergic reaction because you’ve fucked it for so long, I stopped functioning mentally.

Not just lose IQ points in the moment. That’s just post nut clarity. I’m talking about my ass still being retarded when I wake up because I’m still high off that dick.

And yes, you having my cunt for breakfast so we can fill it back up for lunch later on.

 

Blonde Phone Sex Babes Can Drink Like They Are Irish

blonde phone sexBlonde phone sex babes are not typically Irish. I know I am a mutt. But on St. Patrick’s Day, we all become Irish. My daughter and I hit some dive bars on Monday. We wore green and drank Guiness beer and Jameson whisky. I am more of a pot and coke girl. So, I do not handle my booze well. Made a spectacle of my myself Monday, but that is nothing new. I do that often. At my age, I no longer give a fuck.

The third bar we went to appeared packed and wild. A small dive bar off the beach a few blocks. Mostly men in the place. So, my daughter and I stood out. Every man in that place wanted to buy this trailer trash whore a beer. And my daughter too. I never pass up anything free. We drank some more beer. But we had already consumed a lot.

Mother and Daughter Drunk Sluts

After the third round at the third bar my daughter and I started dirty dancing with each other. We tried to get the guys to dance with us, but they wanted to watch. So, we hopped up on the pool table and began making out. Before long we ditched our clothes and started scissoring our cunts. No one realized we were mother and daughter, except the two studs we brought home.

We made a lot of men horny with our impromptu drunk sex porn. Men pulled out their cocks and masturbated to us eating and fingering each other’s cunts on the pool table. So, when the bar closed, we were the last girls standing. But we were blitzed and more like staggering, LOL. Two young studs drove us home. And we rewarded their niceness.

Women can still fuck drunk. We never get drunk dick. However, those two studs did not drink enough to affect their equipment. So, on my trailer living room floor we fucked two random men from a dive bar. And we did it side by side all night. We woke up and the men were gone. But we were covered in jizz. Plus, we had rug burns on our knees and elbows. And major hangovers. But what a fun night.

Shots shots shots! Let’s get drunky and sucky

Drunk phone sex

It’s been one of those days and all I wanna do is fuck and drink, white trash style. Cum join me in my trailer for some good ol juicy, nasty, raw and rowdy fun.

Shove that shot glass in my bent over tight white ass and fill her up, throw me up and guzzle it down, fuck yeah! And while you’re down there, with all that vodka in your mouth, lick, suck, and let me sit on your face. Mmmmm,  I’m gonna grind, rub, and thrust my mouth watering, luscious, dainty, tiny twat all over your mouth, nose and tongue till you can barely breathe, sickle on my bell baby, breathe my succulent, delicious snatch smell.

Let me poor another shot in your mouth down there while you pinch my clit, rub my oozing, white creamie pussy while you swallow it down. Real red neck style of taking shots. My tasty, yummy, sweet twinkie creampie cum goes down good with all that alcohol.

Top it off with a twisted titty shot while I squeeze my hot, pierced, perky jugs together. Getting you completely shit faced fucked up, blacked out, violated, naked, drunk, yeee haw mother fucker!

Drunk And Horny

Drunk phone sexDrunk phone sex on my way home from the bar with a random black guy I met, Tequila shots have my words slurring and my pussy dripping I cant wait to get you in my bed, I have so many nasty kinky things I want to do to you,Pull that big fat dick out and shove it down my throat fuck my face, long slow strokes your cock is hitting the back of my throat, with each thrust my pussy gets wetter, Hike my skirt up and jam that big dick in my tight asshole,my asshole is so wet, juices covering your fucking cock, my hand reaches down and tickles your balls as you pound into my asshole. Dont stop until my ass is filled with your fucking nut, I feel your big balls slapping my ass as you hammer into my shit hole, my clit is so fucking hard and swollen, rubbing it as you pound my asshole I am about to squirt every where.Fill my ass up with your big load of cum, Watch your cum ooze out of my asshole onto your fucking dick, Pull that cum covered cock out of my ass and stick it deep in my throat until you shoot a huge load in my drunk mouth. 

Druggy phone sex fine me for the nasty deeds.

 Druggy phone sex         Druggy phone sex fine me for the nasty deeds. I will strip that uniform off and fuck you copper all to see if I get out of the ticket. Jail me and give me a cellblock sister to get nasty with. I will be high as a kite. Fly me to the moon and fuck me in the ass. For this anal fucking lover will do all the roleplays you have in store for me.

          After all, the beginning is always best when you are already high and so am I. Suddenly, we are in all new territory as you are pulling me over, yanking me out of the vehicle. Giving me a sobriety test. What are you thinking? Drunk girl fucking while totally high with my copper.

          That is right, going to be the nasty and super naughty roleplay of the evening. Drunk, high, and you get to play the cop. Going to use the baton on me. Even kinkier would be the taser. What do you say, just how nasty you can be.

          How low can you go? In summary, the roleplay is indeed dirty and nasty. It will be hot and sexy, and willing to bet you would love to use that baton on my ass. Shove it up there at the same time you are fucking me. As I said, how low can you go.

Let’s do this.

you wanted to make your girlfriends daughter into an Anal cum dumpster

You want a hot party slut who knows that when you get high, you need a young Anal cum dumpster. “Come one let’s do some fat rails” I say as you walk in. I’ve already been partying. Therefore, I was naked, and your mouth watered the moment you saw me. I look like your girlfriend’s daughter. The one you raised and would drool over. Every time she walked around half naked, your stepdaddy cock would stiffen. But you did nothing about it. Until one night she came home drunk, and you were getting high. So your cock was stiff and hard before you saw her. But when you saw her looking like a hooker slut, your dick started bouncing. Since he needed help getting to her room, you took advantage.

Your hands groped her tits and ass. Because she was drunk, she didn’t feel it. Her mommy wasn’t home, and you figured it was your chance to get what you wanted. Her body was calling for it. After you got her on her bed, her skirt was raised, and you could see her bare pussy. The young drunk slut wasn’t wearing any panties. Since your cock was so stiff, you undressed, and it popped right out. Then you drop in between her legs and start sniffing her. Her scent is too sweet from her underage cunt, that you start licking her. If her mommy were to talk in right now, it would have you gone. Lucky for you she wouldn’t be home until the next day. Therefore, you start jerking off as you lick down to her butthole.

Anal cum dumpster

After you flip her over and have her ass in the air, you spit on your cock. You start rubbing your dick on her young rose bud. She lefts out a few moans and it turns you on so much. Knowing she was enjoying your abuse made you want to please her even more. So, you rub her clitty as you start to push your cock deep in her butt. Even though she tried to fight back a bit, you keep rubbing your clit and pumping inside her. “Fuck you’re the reason I stay with your mom” you grunt as you start pumping her hard and making her your Anal sex whore. She let out a moan, “fuck me daddy” and your cock started to explode inside her. Hearing her want daddy cock, is all you had been wanting. After that you lifted her panties back up and went to your room to party and wait for her mommy to come home. once she got back you were going to make her suck your cock and lick her own daughters juices off your dick.