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I love being a trailer trash whore. Any cute boy or hot man, I will fuck, even the repair guy. I was in my daisy duke jean shorts and a tank top when the dishwasher repair guy showed up. Usually, when I call someone to come fix some appliance of mine, I get a fat balding man whose belly would cover his tiny weenie. I am a whore, but I don’t fuck just anyone. Today was my lucky day. I got a tall handsome 30 something hunk. He had a wedding ring on, but that has never stopped me before. I don’t want to marry a guy, I just want to have some fun with his cock. I leaned seductively over the kitchen counter, so he could get a good look at my ass. I wriggled it like a cat in heat. He took the bait. He slapped my ass and told me I was one fine looking trashy milf. He managed to wriggle off my skin tight shorts and fuck my ass harder than anyone has before. His cock was long and thick. The kind of cock that you rarely encounter. The cheesy porn music was playing in my head as he fucked my ass super hard. His pre cum served as lube for my shit box. He didn’t last long, but that was fine by me. It was just what I needed to start my day off right. What starts your day off right?
I am a trashy milf. Not your typical soccer mom. My brats are adults now, but occasionally I get to babysit for some much younger brats. Why some one would ask me to watch their little ones is a mystery, but they do all the time. Of course, my services are free, so that may be why I am so popular with families. A woman I know wanted me to watch her two boys for the weekend. She had a last minute chance to go to a rock festival. She called me up and I was glad to help. I brought some coke and beer. And my cunt of course. What else could two young boys want in a babysitter, right? I am the bad babysitter you see in those cheesy Lifetime movies. I love corrupting the youth. These little boys new I was coming. As soon as their mama was out the door, they gave me a spiked lemonade. The perverts crushed up some of mommy’s Xanax and gave me a knock out drink. I woke up naked with two little boys molesting me. I was covered in boy jizz. One was fucking my cunt and the other was jacking off on my face when I came back to the living. I scared the fuck out of them initially. I think they thought I was going to call the cops and have them arrested for molesting and drugging the babysitter. Clearly, these young criminals had no clue who they knocked out and assaulted. I leaped up off the floor and demanded boy cock in my mouth. They couldn’t believe their luck. Think of all the fun they could have had with this trailer trash whore if I had been awake for the hours of fucking I slept through? I must watch these boys again. We fucked for two days straight. Only stopped to wizz, eat and fuel up for more.
A cum dumpster will always be the life of the party. I have a girlfriend from the right side of the tracks. She married well. Growing up we were from the same side of the bad tracks. We were thick as thieves. She and I shared many a cock over the years for money. We used to tell older men we met at the mall we were sisters. We were both blonde and blue eyed and buxom for our age. Guys gladly shelled out money to get head or hand jobs from two teen sisters. She married a wealthy businessman and moved on up like the Jefferson’s. She never forgot her trailer trash whore roots and friend, however. I am invited to every party she throws. The one this weekend was a classy one. I stuck out like a sore thumb in hot pants and a tube top. She doesn’t care. She invites me because some of her male friends need a good ball draining and their stuck-up trophy wives need a wake-up call. I am the kind of woman who does what your wife won’t do. All the guys were glued to me. I was glued to the bar. Guys were pouring me drinks and chatting me up. My friend kept the wives away with a tour of the house. Suddenly, it was just me and 10 married men whose balls had not been drained since Regan was president. It didn’t take long to blow them because when your dick has not been sucked in forever, the first touch of a tongue makes you ooze. I am sure you know what I am talking about. My tube top came off and these classy men were shooting their loads of cum all over me. I managed to clean myself up and have a few more drinks before my friend even came back from the house tour with the wives. Honestly, I bet those wives wouldn’t even be upset that I blew their husbands. I just saved them obligatory head for another decade. I am a cum guzzling slut. I love the taste of cum. I am happy to blow any man, even you.
I love druggy porn. Guys ask me what that is sometimes. It can be getting fucked up and watching porn or it can be fucked up and making our own porn in my mind. I have a few callers who like to watch porn with me. Sometimes, I get to pick, but most of the time they have something nasty for us to watch. I think my callers know I am the kind of no limits whore that they can explore their fetishes with judgement free. I’ve watched hardcore BBC porn with callers. I have watched barely legal girls getting a hardcore ass fucking from daddy. I have watched bukkake films. I have even watched scat and watersports videos. If it is kinky, I watch it and I enjoy it. Last night a caller had me watching milk enema videos. Have you ever seen that? Usually, it is young barely legal girls who get a milk filled baster up their pussy or ass from mommy or daddy then they spray it out. It was so hot to me that I invited my daughter over to try it. She has done them before with a sugar daddy. He put her in diapers and filled her asshole up with warm milk. A few minutes later she shit it out in his mouth. My daughter brought all the supplies because this was not her first milk enema. She had turkey baster for the milk. I lubed the baster up, filled it with warmed up milk and pushed it in her ass. She held it inside here for a few minutes then sprayed my face with her ass milk cream. We rolled around the floor licking it up and eating each other’s pussy. This trashy milf has a new favorite fetish. What is your favorite kind of dirty porn to watch?
Cum guzzling slut is what the teen boys call me. It is officially summertime, which means I cram my big tits into a small bikini and hang out at the trailer park pool. There is no lifeguard. It is a small swim at your own risk pool. I just go there to work on my tan and score with the teen boys home from school. Few adults go to this pool. So, it is a dirty milf’s paradise. I got up early and hit the pool around 11 am. I can catch some good rays then. I can catch some cum too. When I arrived, there was a group of teen boys playing in the pool. I licked my lips, set my towel and keys down, and did a cannonball into the pool. I landed right in the middle of them. They didn’t mind a trashy milf invading their space. They knew why I was there. One of the boys said he was hoping I would come out and play. I pulled off their swim trunks and pulled out their dicks. You ever had an underwater blowjob or hand job? My boys of summer sure enjoyed it. Watching cum shoot under water is fascinating. It is a slow motion cum shot. I am a cum catcher, even under water. I may have swallowed some pool water, but I got the cum globs too. We got back poolside, so I could get gangbanged on a lawn chair. One boy after another rammed his cock in one of my holes. It doesn’t matter if they fuck my ass or my pussy. Both holes are always open. They wanted me to clean their fuck sticks. I am a firm believer in cleaning up my mess. I have concrete burns from slopping up those dirty dicks. I have unusual tan lines from my fun in the sun, but I am a trailer trash whore. I just go to the pool for the cum. Getting a tan is a bonus.