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Trashy MILF Thanksgiving

trashy milfAfter Thanksgiving, I was a trashy milf. I am always one, but I was not alone last night. I ate dinner at a friend’s place. She is a trailer park slut like me. She has a hot teen son. I have wanted to fuck him for a few years now. She has never given me any indication that she is a dirty mom like me. Apparently, that was only because I have not drunk enough wine with her. She has been keeping a naughty secret from me. She is a son fucker. She just didn’t want him to get addicted to me, so she acted like her son and her didn’t have a hanky panky relationship. I should have gotten her drunk years ago. I was not the only other milf there. There are three of us who hang out. We share black cock, coke and fun together often. Now, we share her son too. He was happy to have three dirty milfs sucking his cock. Better late than never, I guess. I blew his dick and it was as great as I had imagined. He had a big throbbing cock and cum filled balls. He had enough cum inside of him to coat three faces too. I still can’t believe she held out on me. She has been fucking my son for years. I am gonna make up for lost time and fuck her son every chance I can.

Grateful to be a Cum Dumpster

cum dumpsterI’m thankful for being a cum dumpster. I bet you are too. I love thanksgiving because I cannot get enough of biscuits and gravy. I know you know I mean balls and cum. Last night I was feasting early. My son had a few dozen friends over for a party. No work, no school, no responsibilities. I had a responsibility last night, however. I needed to make all those boys cum. I needed to drain all the gravy from their biscuits and get myself stuffed. I did a few lines to increase my appetite, then I started the blow bang line. Each boy skull fucked me until he came in my mouth. Instead of swallowing like normal, I spit the cum into a pitcher. This will be the cream I use on my pumpkin pie tomorrow. I love having a cum filled cunt, but tomorrow is Thanksgiving. A good cum dump needs to have plenty of boy cream on hand. It is not a feast for me and my daughter without a pound of cum to guzzle. We make special eggnog drinks with jizz too. My son and his friends were happy to unload their gravy to make my Thanksgiving meal perfect.

Trashy MILF Gives Back

trashy milfTrashy milf Beverly is already in the Christmas spirit. There is a young wounded solider, who lives in my trailer park. He is in a wheelchair. He was paralyzed in the line of duty in Iraq. With Thanksgiving this week, and Christmas around the corner, I was feeling charitable. I made him a pumpkin pie and decided to take it to him.  I was going to give him much more, but I needed an excuse to show up at his door. The rumor is he is hung, and it works. He has hired several prostitutes over the past year since his return. He is on a fixed disability income. He doesn’t need to pay for sex. Not when he lives near a trailer trash whore who loves to fuck. I could see the boner in his boxers as he saw me come towards him in a slutty outfit with a pie in my hand. I put the pie on the table and bent over to pull his cock out. “Looks like the important thing works,” I purred right before I slid my mouth down his cock. He was big. He was handsome and a war hero too. He deserved all the free sex he could handle. I made sure he knew my pussy was always open for him. I bounced up and down his throbbing shaft until we both came. I am going to be spreading more than just cheer with him.

Creampie Slut Beverly

creampie slutI enjoy being a creampie slut. I love having a pussy full of creamy jizz. Last night I was fucking. It is what I am always doing. You can pretty much guarantee that if I am not getting high, I am fucking. They are the two things I do best. Last night was a sort of different kind of fucking. I worked a private party with my daughter. One of her sugar daddies has a son getting married. He thought it would be fun to throw him a bachelor party with mommy and daughter whores. It was a paying gig. I don’t say no to money, and I don’t say no to fucking. My daughter and I took more cum than a porno queen doing a gang bang on film. And we only had 15 guys to fuck. We fucked each guy at least 3 times each. That was a shit tun of cum we took in our holes and it showed. We both woke up this morning with a cum filled cum. Most women would have showered after taking that much cum. Not us. We are cum dumps. My hot daughter sucked the cum out of my pussy and snowballed it with me. We share everything. Coke, cock and cum.

Blonde Fucking Whore and BBC Lover

blonde fuckingBlonde fucking whores have more fun. Being blonde makes me a magnet for black men. They love the contrast. A skinny blonde chick taking their big fat black cocks gets them hard. I went down to the truck stop early this morning. I woke up needing some big black cock and none of my trailer park BBCs answered my texts. Down at the truck stop, there are always a couple black men down to fuck an old white woman. I found one almost instantly. He was 19 and not a trucker. He was just in the truck stop to buy some 5 Hour Energy. I told him my tight holes and excellent cock sucking skills would wake him up better that ginseng and caffeine. He was down to give it a try. He was new meat in my eyes. I had never met him before. I am sure I would have remembered him too. He was tall, handsome and from the outline in his pants, hung like a horse. This trashy milf took him around back and sucked the shit out of his monster dick. He skulled fucked me hard but was impressed that I held my own. He wasn’t gagging this old whore. I have had more black cock than 20 black women combined. His pre-cum was yummy. Chock full of healthy protein for this skinny blonde whore. He wanted to fuck me. I didn’t care that it was chilly and raining. I pulled my panties down and he hoisted me in the air. He fucked me against the brick wall of the Love’s. I didn’t care that I was getting fucked in an ally like a dirty old whore. I am a dirty old whore. A black cock loving trailer trash whore. I got my morning BBC fix. I came back home, got high and started talking dirty. I love my morning routine.

Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutSaturday nights I have a routine. I am a cum guzzling slut down at the Love’s Truck Stop. It was chilly last night for Florida, but those big dicks warmed me up.  I normally just suck cock for free, but I need new tires on my car. I didn’t really know any of the truckers there. It was not the usual suspects. I was not sure if it was the cold keeping them away or the fact that it was not my usual lot lizard day. These truckers had heard of me. They were happy to pay me for some of the best head in the state. I love sucking big dicks but getting paid to drain balls was just bonus. My mom and I were hookers for hire in the 70s and 80s, but I discovered I just loved fucking so much I did it for free. But sex always sells. Men will pay for it when there is no one around giving it away. I swallowed load after load in the cold last night and made more than enough to buy new tires for my car. Three truckers were buddies and offered me $500 to fuck. I am a three hole whore, so I took their money and let them play musical holes with my pussy, ass and mouth in the back of a cab. I was just happy to be out of the cold and making enough money to buy a big bag of coke too.

My Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineMy phone sex line rings off the hook regardless if I am working or not. That is because men love a dirty old whore. Men love talking to an unencumbered woman with dirty stories and no limits. I don’t know how to be anything else. Seriously, why do women or men limit themselves. I raised my son and daughter to be limitless just like me. Both my son and daughter were over last night for a family threesome. I had a new bag of coke. My daughter and I did lines off her brother’s dick. He loves that. Coke makes me a nastier freak. We tossed his salad before we played with his cock. He loves a rim job. Do you? Never met an ass I wouldn’t tongue! My daughter bounced on his dick first. While she did that, I sucked on her pretty asshole and rubbed her clit. She was squirting on her brother’s cock and all over my face. She had a sloppy wet pussy once he came inside her, but I am a creampie whore. I just licked my son’s cum out of my daughter’s twat. He was hard again by the time I had her wet pussy cleaned out. I was next. I love fucking my son when his cock is still dripping with my daughter’s cunt juice. We had a family mini orgy last night. I miss having them live with me. They grow up too fast!

Cum Dumpster for Life

cum dumpsterI am a cum dumpster. There is no shame in that either. Most women won’t swallow, let alone let a gang of men bukkake on her face. I love cum. That means I will eat it and wear it. Cum is the hallmark of a dirty whore. Last night, I partied with a bunch of teen boys. We were drunk and high which equals horny. The party was at my house because I am the party destination for teen boys on the weekends. Teen boys have more fun with an old milf than young girls. That is because we do the shit they don’t. I was letting all those boys spray their jizz all over my face and tits. They lambasted me too. I was happy for the jet streams of cum all over my body. Cum is my anti-aging cream. A few good douses a week and I stay looking great. Those boys emptied their tanks a few times on me too. Young schoolgirls won’t party with them, this trashy milf will! Any smart older woman knows teen boys have the stiffest cocks and the most cum in their balls.

A Trashy MILF Knows How to Get Shit Done

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A sexy trashy milf knows how to get shit done. I had a flat tire when I came out of Walmart this morning. I looked around for the biggest guy and worked my charm. I went right up to him and explained what happened. I pulled my shirt down to show off more of my cleavage. My big tits get results. I asked him if he had a jack I could borrow, knowing full well he would change my tire for me. I watched him change my tire. I gave him lots of praise for being a big strong man. The truth is I can change a tire, but why would I when I can get a stud to do it for me? I prefer to save my nails and my strength for fucking. After he was done, I offered to buy him a drink. I mean I wanted to fuck him. A strong handsome stud like him had to have a big dick too. I saw the wedding ring on his finger, but that never stops me. We went back to my place for a beer and a fuck. I think he took two sips of beer before his cock was out of his pants. I didn’t care about the beer. I only cared about his cock. I showed off my cum guzzling slut skills and thanked him with a hard swallow of his yummy jizz.

A Cum Guzzling Slut is the Life of the Party

cum guzzling slutA cum guzzling slut will always be the most in demand woman in the place. I was at this boring ass party over the weekend. I was told it was a party, but it was a snooze fest. I had to liven things up. I always have party favors on me, plus I am a party. I got the hostess high. She had no clue what a party was and that was obvious. Her guests were just standing around chatting about climate control and the next election. How fucking boring, right? No one was drinking anything but beer or wine. A party needs coke, hard liquor and a trashy milf! I started doing lines with guys. I served up some Tennessee whiskey and then I started sucking cock. Once I was sucking dick, the other women at the party followed my lead. Now it was a party. Fuck politics. House parties should be fun and void of the bullshit going on in the world. Right? The women at this party all got blow banged by the men at the party. I showed them some of my cock sucking skills too. Every woman was swallowing load after load of jizz. Guys were getting their second wind thanks to my party favors, so the women got fucked too. You need to liven up a party? Invite me. I know how to party.