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Dirty Phone Sex Cum Whore

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind to have with me. I am not your wife. In fact, I bet you I am the nastiest whore you will ever meet. I am coming off a four-day bender. Booze, coke, cock and cum. My favorite things. I had so much cum in me, there was no way my daughter could lick it all out of me. I could barely move yesterday. I was weighted down in jizz. Man jizz was all over my body as well as inside me too. After my daughter passed out, I had to do something to save all that man seed that was still on and in me. I started flicking the cum on my body off into a pitcher. I fucking filled two pitchers of cum from what was on my body alone. Talk about a cum dumpster. There was still a lot inside me, so I squatted over the pitcher and pushed out the cum just like I did my brats 20 some years ago. I love to eat cum. Now, if there is a rare day I can’t get any, I have a ton of frozen cum in the freezer. I made cum cubes. I poured the cum into over 30 ice trays with tooth picks. I eat more cum in a day than a porn star does in a year. I am such a dirty cum whore.

Trashy Milf New Year’s

trashy milfHow does a trashy milf celebrate the last day of the year? With cock and coke of course. That should be no surprise to you. I never go a day without either. It is just I party harder on the last day of the year. I have not slept in almost 24 hours. No sleep for the wicked. Coke keeps me up and cock gives me the reason to stay awake. I live in a trailer park. There are lots of young boys who need to have a safe New Year’s Eve, right? They aren’t out driving. They are drinking beer in my trailer and fucking my old holes. They can walk home safely or crash in my trailer for the night. This is an annual New Year’s Eve tradition. If the trailer is a rocking, don’t come a knocking if you get what I am saying!  The night is not even over, and I have had a lot of cock. Boys love filling me up with their jizz and I enjoy being their cum dumpster whore. I will be hard pressed to walk tomorrow, but guess what? I don’t care because I am not going to the gym or shopping or any of that shit tomorrow. I can get used up as much as I want tonight because tomorrow all I plan on doing is getting some hair of the dog that bit me.

Cum Dumpster Christmas

cum dumpsterAll I wanted for Christmas was to be a cum dumpster. I got my present from Santa and his naughty elves. My son and daughter both brought a few friends over and Big D my black trucker buddy was in town stranded because of a truck malfunction, so I invited him over too. I wanted as many men in my trailer, so they could give me a white Christmas in Florida. My favorite white is cum. A close second is cocaine, and both were in supply on Christmas. Big D had enough coke for us all to party. He never seems to be without it. He isn’t really a dealer. He is more of a party trucker who likes to share with a trashy milf like me. Christmas morning my daughter and I did lines of blow then got fucked in every position. She is a black cock whore too. Big D loves sharing mother and daughter pussy. I bet you would too. My son blow banged our mouths as Big D rammed his cock back and forth from my pussy to her pussy. My son came on my face as Big D came up her cunt. My daughter and I snowballed my son’s cum while the other guys fucked us. It was crazy hot sex all day. Who needs presents when you have coke and cum?

Trailer Trash Whore Christmas

trailer trash whoreA trailer trash whore Christmas means lots of coke and my son and daughter. My son brought a friend with him. He will be spending a few days with us. My impression was that he is hiding from the law and no one would think to look for him here. He was handsome and down to fuck his friend’s mom, so I was happy to have him with us. Last night was our first night together. We got high and went to the local strip club for some fun. This is no gentleman’s club. This is a dirty strip joint where you don’t want the lights on. You don’t want to know what is on the tables or floor. There was this one lot lizard skank who was hot in that rode hard put away wet way. We bought several lap dances from her. We monopolized her in the VIP room. I paid for her to have hot stripper sex with all of us. She went both ways, but for money she would fuck anything. We gave her some coke and she ate my daughter and I while the boys banged her from behind. She was down for anything. The higher we got the dirtier we got. We paid her to fuck her ass with our beer bottles. She was down for anything for the money. We closed the place down. She was a skanky whore like me, but it was a hot way to start the Christmas partying off early.

Trailer Trash Whore Holiday

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore is all ready for the holidays. I went down to the truck stop to score some holiday cheer. Nothing says holidays like coke and cock. I needed a huge bag of blow for my holiday partying. My son and daughter will be with me and they usually bring over friends. We party like rock stars on holidays. Who am I kidding? We are party animals regardless of the time of year it is. I blew some cocks, got fucked by some black truckers and came home with a big bag of Christmas cheer. My son and daughter were drinking and fucking each other when I came home with the party supplies. I did a line, then went between my daughter’s leg to clean up the cum filled cunt her brother left inside of her. We are both creampie sluts when it comes to his jizz.  My son just loves that he can fuck his mother and his sister. When he started doing lines, his cock got hard again. He fucked his mommy hard. I was on all fours with my head buried between my daughter’s legs. I was snorting some holiday cheer off her inner thighs while getting pounded in the ass. Once my ass was full of cum, my daughter licked his cum out of my ass. We partied and fucked all night. We still have plenty of blow left to get through the holidays like rock stars.

Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fuckingDid you know I was a hot blonde fucking soccer mom? Neither did I. I discovered over the summer on accident, that showing up at a soccer game is a good way to pick up young boys. Nobody suspects a woman is perving on the young boys, but I was. I knew that with school out for the holidays now, the boys would be practicing soccer at this local park. I put on a sexy outfit and went and watched. I was making my yoga pants wet from checking out all the young talent. Lean, athletic, teen boys? Sure fire way to give me a sloppy wet pussy. There were no parents around either. They were just practicing and blowing off steam. I knew a better way to blow off steam. I invited them back to my place to party. I had weed and pussy, they didn’t need to be convinced. Before long, my trailer was full of teen boys. You would have thought there was a soccer match going on in my trailer with all the boys crammed inside. There was a gang bang going on. A dirty old cougar gets a ton of teen boys to come over, she isn’t playing Monopoly with them. Not this cougar at least. I got them high and I got them hard. Just how I like my boys. A few hits of some primo weed, then a few licks of an old pussy and their cocks were ready to fuck all night long.  They pounded away at my pussy and ass, leaving huge puddles of cum all over my trailer. I don’t mind. Cum stains are the sign of a fucking good time, right? I think I found my new favorite hunting ground for young boys. A soccer field is trashy milf heaven.

My Party Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is a party line. Not the old fashioned kind of party line where multiple people are on a line together. I am talking about partying with coke, meth, crack, smack, weed, poppers, or whatever your drug of choice is. I am a party whore and I do it all. Then I chase it with cum and booze. I was up all-night last night talking dirty because I was fucking high. I hooked up with the college age dealer. He isn’t in college, but he deals to the frats and sororities on the local campus. He had anything I could want, even roofies. He had Adderall and Xanax too. Something to bring you up, something to bring you down. I wanted to try one of everything he had, so I became his dirty druggy porn star. He would let me try something for a different sex act. By the time the morning came, I had been fucked in the ass. I sucked his ass clean after he fucked my ass. I took a creamy facial. I let him fist my cunt. I pissed his cum out on the floor and licked it off. It was a wild party night and I was high as a kite.

Trashy MILF Loves BBC

trashy milfThis trashy milf loves big black cock.  Lucky for me, black men love a white trailer park whore. They love that I am a skinny bitch too. The fact that an old skinny whore can take a foot long black cock has made me legendary in my neck of the woods. I love my bad reputation. I got a text last night from Dina at the truck stop diner. She said some one named Calvin was looking for me. I didn’t know a Calvin, but I rarely know any of the dudes she tells me are looking for me. I slutted myself help and marched down to the diner to check out Calvin. He was a young bull. Not a trucker, but a motorcycle guy. He belongs to a biker gang and Big D told him about me. Big D has sent me a ton of black cock. I was hoping to be a gangbang whore for some black bikers, but it was just Calvin. Turns out Calvin was more than enough. He got us a room at the Super 8 across the street. He could have come back to my trailer, but he wanted to party and cops love to pull over the bikers in my town. We did some coke, drank some whisky then fucked like animals. I mean he fucked me raw. My pussy has never hurt like this. Sometimes guys have dick issues on coke. Not him. He fucked me for 9 hours. Can you believe that? No single man, not even Big D, has fucked me for 9 hours. He would cum, but still be hard. He fucked my cunt raw and I fucked his cock dry. My cunt is still dripping his cum. As soon as I came home, I texted Big D to thank him for the referral. Now, I have other bikers from Calvin texting me. I’m going to have a cum filled cunt all week.

Druggy Porn Stars Love Anal Sex

druggy pornI felt like a druggy porn star last night. This guy I know came over with some primo coke. He smuggled it in from Mexico. I didn’t ask where he hid it because I didn’t want to know!  We got high and things got freaky. He was struggling to get his cock in my ass. Too much coke made his dick semi hard. For a good ass fucking, you need a rock hard cock. He had a remedy for that. He grabbed a beer bottle, spit on the rim and shoved it up my ass. I was so high I didn’t even realize that he wasn’t fucking my ass with his dick. It felt good and let’s be honest. It wasn’t the first time an inanimate object was up my ass, nor would it be the last. That beer bottle gave me a good ass fucking. Better than his coked-up dick. He spent the night. His cock decided to work this morning. Of course, he was sober. We got the fucking out of the way first before we started doing lines again. I don’t mind a beer bottle up my ass, but I like the feel of cum running out my fuck holes and that is only thing a bottle can’t give me that you can. Being an anal sex whore means you want hot cum up your bum.

My Daughter’s Cum Filled Cunt

cum filled cuntMy daughter was licking my cum filled cunt while her brother fucked her ass. I was feeling lonely last night, so I invited them over. My daughter brought some blow and my son brought some beer. Trailer park family get togethers are the best. My pussy had some black spunk inside because I had been at the truck stop earlier scoring some blow for myself. She loves a black creampie. My son got hot watching her eat me out, so he rammed his cock into her asshole from behind. The more blow he did, the rougher he got. He started pulling her hair and even pulling her arm back. He gets high and his rough side comes out. My daughter and I like it rough though. I don’t want to be made love to. I want to be fucked. After fucking my son to the point of draining all I could from his balls, he called for backup. About ten of his buddies showed up to fuck a trailer trash whore and her daughter. His friends have been fucking us since they were still school boys. Only difference now is that their cocks are bigger, and they last longer. My daughter and I woke up covered in cum, hungover and sore. I love our family get togethers. They just don’t happen as often as I like.